>>215500168Girlfriend? What girlfriend? There is no girlfriend
>>215500168I was going to make a shitty comment about them being annoying or something but it’s actually pretty nice
>>215500207This
Usually quite hard because you have to choose which film to watch but she doesn't want to watch any of the films you choose so you go back and forth suggesting good films and eventually you just settle on some piece of garbage that neither of you really want to watch. You'll also often have to watch awful romcoms and shit Christmas movies. Every now and then it's nice, my wife likes horrors so when a new decent one comes out. That can be nice.
>>215500168Kino:>she browses her phone for 80 % of the movie>asks whats happening, who is that etc.>after the movie says it was "alright quite dumb/boring"Some stupid horror flick:>only browses her phone for 40 % of the movie>gets spooked on jump scares>likes the movie
>>215500168You don't
>>215500168>pepe posting brown boy shits up the board Of course. If you really want to know it's like having an authentic blonde stroke your hair and genuinely love you. But eventually they all leave. But at the time you can rub her pussy and kiss her. They're so soft and lovely.
>>215500168Idk lol never had a gf
>>215500292Kek loser
>>215500266im aryan
>>215500374Only brown people say aryan and we all know it. You will die being sub human.
>>215500468u mad?
>>215500485>uKeep proving you're brown
>>215500496Timmy's hella mad
>>215500168She likes the Fifth Element and Fargo but gets bored at any TV that isn't crime or 90s sitcom slop and just starts playing with her phone and asking me random questions because she wasn't playing attention. We play cards or board games while we watch TV during commercials, it's the only way to prevent the aforementioned thing. She also looks exactly like Milly Alcock but taller. My family says she's more like Luanne from KOTH though. Our new thing is we watch dash cam videos or EWU/police bodycams and I explain the guns and cars to her. It's comfy after work.
>>215500168we watched the divergent movie as she laid back on my chest and my arms warped around her hips and my hands wandered elsewhere...film was good, body warmth was nice but i wasn't really emotionally invested on herhas been single sincepro-tip: find the one who always makes your heart gets excited
>>215500168it's kino
My gf wants to watch Buffy vampire slayer because she's obsessed with his super smart older brother who used to be a pseud but also enjoys normie slop from time to time so if the fucker likes Buffy it must be great. It's over for me.
>>215500168It really depends. When I was 15 I would watch movies in the back row of the theater with my girlfriend, but we would usually end making out and then some half way into the movie. When I was in my 20s I would watch movies in my apartment with my girlfriend but we would usually end up having sex half way into the movie. In my 30s I would watch movies at home with my wife and young son and it was always some cartoon or silly family movie that we would enjoy together. Now I'm in my 40s and when I watch a movie it's at home with my wife. We're both on our phones because the movie sucks and I can only hope that my teenage son isn't constantly jerking off in his bedroom or, at least, he's doing it while thinking about girls.
very nice, after years of kino consumption shes become as attentive or often moreso than me and so between the two of us we firmly grasp the majority of films, dont cuddle as much as we used to but thats mostly me
>>215500168Me girlfriend is trans and wears diapers
Comfy, especially on an autumn Sunday such as this. Oh, it's football season, bitch?
>>215500238this is dependent on the woman, my wife will watch any good movie (even if she does occasionally enjoy slop) we watched Treasure of the Sierra Madre and she loved it, same with Stalker, Waterloo and countless others
>>215500168shitty, its better with your bros and drinks
>>215500778why are your feet the same size?
>>215500168I wouldn't know
>>215500168I actually had a girlfriend once for a few months, and managed to watch a few kinos with her. I remember at the end of Carlito's Way she starts singing along to "You are so beautiful to me" on the end credits. There were some good times.But I broke up with her and now I can watch whatever I like, or even what I don't like, but choose to subject myself to.
>>215501185Matching feet to fit in the programming socks. Or snowgamming socks in that specific festive image.
pretty funour fav movie is goodfellas
>>215503893I've noticed women in general will enjoy violent movies as long as it involves criminals, even though most don't like war movies. I'm sure there's some unpleasant psychological explanation for that. I'm this anon >>215500704. Gf loves watching uncensored police vids full of gore but the opening beach landing scene from Saving Private Ryan makes her throw up. Theories on this, /tv/?
