are you excited for Jennifer's Body sequel?
>>215500520Her kids are gonna morph into freeeakshows
>>215500520Why are women simply unable to accept they're getting older?
>>215500739because a lot of female self-worth is tied to their looks. once they go it's difficult to replace them with anything.
never seen jennifers body, should I watch it?
>>215500790It's right there on the left.
>>215500790if you enjoy Megan Fox's body of work, absolutely
>>215500599>gonnaanon...
>>215500520more like Jennifer's BOG'dy
>>215500739Very few female celebrities can carry their career past their looks
>>215500879
What on earth is on the right?
>Hand sleeve tattooEww, disgusting.
Still would.
>>215501110She had a massive Marilyn tattoo on her forearm, the epitome of basic bitch.
She was such a 10 before all the bogging Probably would've looked a lot better if she aged gracefully
>>215500739Factually the only value women have is their breeding capabilities, which is tied to their youthfulness (hagarts cannot procreate) and even though women are not capable of rational thinking to understand this God has coded this inside them as an instinct, making women instinctively know that once their youth pass their value falls vertically.
>>215500520These are two men
>>215500790it's fine. diablo cody's dialogue is very annoying so watch out for that
>>215501179Some cultures have roles for older women, crones. Supposedly full of wisdom and intuition and seer like powers
>>215500790>jennifers bodyAmanda Seyfried's body is very watchable too.
>>215500739Are you actually asking this? Are you I retarded?>Hmm why would a person that got everything in life on easymode due to looks dislike ageing?? Waaa people don't laugh at everything I say because I'm cute!?!?!
>>215500520>goes full bimbo>force transitions her 3 sonsIs this the fate of the female gooner?
>>215500520man. if that's what she looks like dolled up from a distance how does she normally look?
>>215500520I love bogged bimbo Megan.
>>215501367Pretty sure she fucks her sons.
>>215501367is she still with that white rapper? heard there was trouble in paradise, got i would rpe this body so many times a day
>>215500739She is bogging too hard though, at this point the scarring from the work she is doing is aging her even faster. Should have quit like 2 or 3 boggings ago. Its ironic in her quest to stay plastic and sexy she is becoming a haggard slampig.
>>215501263Yes and it was a good thingBut feminists and liberals destroyed them, ironically making women unhappy
Saw her in her last movie (Subservience or whatever, she's a robowaifu that fucks up a family) he bimbomaxxed pretty hard.
>>215501263>following women advice What are these cultures' greatest achievement and where are they now
>>215500520Is the first one any good, I haven't watched it yet
yea its kino
>>215501367thumbs lol
>>215500520How rich/powerful is Karyn Kusama's family that despite never having a hit or any type of critical acclaim at release (except for maybe Girlfight, but also not really) she keeps making movies and she appears at a seemingly endless stream of panels at festivals or as a talking head in documentaries to glorify her own work? I've never seen a director who ostensibly has zero audience get so many opportunities to publicly glaze themselves. There's one documentary in particular in which she claims Jennifer's Body is the most influential film of the past 15 years what the fuck man
>>215500520Bogged Megan Fox still manages to look better than post-MCU Hollywood actresses
>>215503106I liked The Invitation
They say she got a bbl within the first weeks of her pregnancy. Is that safe? Or did 90% of her baby weight go straight to her ass and hips? She has never had curves after her previous pregnancies.
>>215502896it's carried by two MCs who are coombaits with famous names otherwise it would be totally forgettable flick. It has cult-like following by cinephile feminists and transsexuals because Megan Fox's character kills boys at her school or smth I only remember the lesbian scene. Which is one of the best lesbian kino scenes ever put into film (not exaggerating btw)
>>215502992Kek
>>215502992>If you only knew how bad things are
i remember she was on letterman or some other talkshow, pregnant with her first. she said she had a special power and could talk to the fetus on some spiritual leveli guess the host and others just assumed she was bullshitting just so she could say something interesting on the talk show. but i bet she meant it and was, and is, 100% bonkers
>>215503173This pic is when she was a month or 2 pregnant. No bbl. I think it's just baby weight finally sticking on the right places.
>>215503474forgot pic
>>215502992FUCK
>>215502992>Method acting risen to a whole new levels
>>2155034574 years ago she did a interview where she confirmed her crossdressing son spoke to her as a fetus telepathically and told her he was special and she needed to let him cross dress to fulfill his destiny. Now the kid gets posted online with press on long nails and wearing lipstick by his father and stepmom.
>>215503559>>215502992I'm pretty sure one of her sons is going to murder her in the future for what she did to them
>>215503585or the ex husband
>>215500520Nah, she's fucking gross now. In every way possible.
>>215500520No. You can tell Kusama and Cody have a lot of resentment about some of the stuff around that movie. It pops up almost every interview. I expect that will translate narratively and in other areas of the sequel as it often does with these types. Wouldn't be surprised if it performs worse than the original flop.
Isn't she supposed to be filming that Mafia movie with sexo Italiano right now?
>>215501367She is deep into satanism. She confirmed herself on drinking the blood of his fuckmate and viceversa.
Imagine being a kid and being adopted by bimbo Megan, forcing you to dress as a girl, then taking baths with her while she touches your willy.What a nightmare huh?
>>215505350She's also said in a interview a few years ago that she buys viles of blood from monks in the los Angeles area for ritual purposes
>>215501158this is a 5, she looks hotter now
>>215505350sounds based to me
>>215502992is that kyle reeses brother from SCC? what the fuck dude...
>>215500790It's worth it for the lesbian makeout alone.
>>215505633yea, they divorced and it didnt go good for him and his sons
>beautiful woman>batshit insanewe need to patch this shit out of humanity
>>215500520I remember that glorious year and a half when Megan Fox was actually hot.
Imagine getting a role in a Megan Fox movie and having an actual chance of fucking her. I'm surprised we don't have more stories of her co-stars outing her being a eager fuck on set. So far her ex husband has outed her on fucking 3 co-stars. It's funny.
>>215500785>a lotall*
>>215505730She peaked during the second Transformers film. I don't know what chuds are on about.
She talks about her procedures herehttps://youtu.be/SythUevOA1I?si=2KZnBpaF-tKVBxVQPretty sure she omits some though.
>>215500790its very good
>>215500739why is that some 50 year old women like Rhea Seehorn doesn't look their age at all?
>>215503173>>215503404>>215505778Daily Reminder: Fox and Green were married but agreed to have an open relationship but only Fox was allowed to sleep with other men while Green had to remain faithful to FoxIs he the biggest cuck in Hollywood?
>>215505959Based. We should encourage and normalize this type of dating arrangement to make females happy.
>>215502992whats the story here?
>>215505959this is what you get when you date out of your league
>>215505959>Is he the biggest cuck in Hollywood?Not even close.
>>215505959That's not true though.
>>215505959kek she started fucking ngk and told her husband they were just friends and he was just being nice to her while they were on a break. His curiosity gets the best of him and he decides to drive past the house megan is renting while they are broken up. he sees ngks car in her driveway. Its past midnight. the only light on is the upstairs bedroom light. breaks down in tears. FUCKING HILARIOUS
>>215505995>>215505605kys reddit troon
>>215505959I don't know about the biggest but sure as hell he's a Massive one
the only Megan Fox quote I remember
>>215506455Yes. Women hold all the power in a marriage and can do whatever they want becuase all they have to do is say, "they're leaving you" and 99% time men will submit becuase they never the can never get anything better
>>215506917
>>215500739>why won't hollywood give us sexy women??>why won't sexy women get the hell off my screen?!
>>215500739A woman has 2 parts of her life, when she's a carefree girl, and when she's a motherThat's itYou know how you can choose to be like your dad, or do anythingWomen don't actually get that choiceDeep down they all know they're going to become their mother
>>215506917everyone on set hated her and would rip ass all over her clothes lmao
>>215507086 >old boged up hags are sexyfuck off brainlet
>>215505873is this a joke?
>>215503559Take her kids away
>>215507143Not him but I've only ever recently found her sexy so she must be doing something right. Post an example of what you consider sexy.
>>215507154you think she looks old?
>>215500790it sucks
>>215505873>doesn't look their age at allSometimes age just hits like a truck.My aunt looked similar to Rhea when she was in early 50s, went full babushka by the time she hit 60.
>>215507278yes? lmaoshe looks like a normal women in her 50s bro
>>215505829it gets weird when she lists the castrations performed on her sons
more like Jennifer's boobies hahahahaha
>>215507500How do you explain Emmat Watson looking much older despite only being 30?
>>215503559I don't really have a problem with trans kids and how they are brought up however i think megan is a retard with how she outed her child. No one ever really talked about her kid wearing skirts as a toddler. It didn't become a public talking point until SHE brought up her son wearing dresses in an interview when she had never publicly spoken about her child prior to that. So the first thing she does when publicly talking about her son is narrowing in on the fact that he is a crossdresser. Not how lovely and a great son he is. No his only attribute is he crossdresses. Does that not seem insane to anyone else?
>>215500520she used to be so hot
>>215507623she doesn't look older and she is a coke fiend
>>215501158>She was such a 10 before all the boggingI agree, however Transformers/JB Megan Fox already had a lot of surgery at that point.
>>215503559Top kek
you gays if you wouldn't
>>215507053Opss I added THE to the sentencesue me bitch
>>215503404I definitely think she is trooning the kids out to fuck with him.
more like Jennifer's Booty
Jennifers body has a spinoff it came out a few years ago
I for one like her more now with some meat on them bones
>>215506257checked, its very saddivorce is shit
>>215506456I'd say it's pretty close
>>215500520Am I alone in thinking Jennifer 8 > Jennifer's Body? Seems like an unusual opinion here.
>>215500739because their value is defined by their age/looksthey cannot accept being less valuable than they were at 18
>>215505605Pic related couldn't help Hillary win in 2016 so all blood magic is a scam, getting scammed is not based, anon.
>>215500520God. Megan Fox is literally immune to the wall.
>>215509960She ruined her face, looks like a dude.
>TattoosLMAAAAOOOOOO
>>215509629>he doesn't know about meme magic being more powerful
may she never lose the baby fatdamn
>>215500520Why does she look like that?
>>215510573she's full of milk and semen
I've never really watched her in anything.
>>215510728and farts
>>215500520Fat bogged slampig
>>215500790Comfy kino
>>215500739Women born after 1981 got sold a lie that they'd never get old, that they'd always be hot and chased and that they had 25 years to figure their life out once they hit 18 and that they didn't have until their late 20s to start pumping out kids and building a family.
>>215500520Jennifer's Dick.
>>215500520>A 10/10 natty for decades>A 10/10 bimbo nowYep, kino.
>>215511582This is my fetish
>>215509960She's turning herself into angelica Huston
I want them to meet and fall in love
Time is so cruel bros
>>215509960If you count all the masonry work.
B O G G E D and W A L L E D
I read Fox's poetry collection. It's just loathsome. Knowing her personal history, it was hard to give a single damn about her woes with MGK.
>>215509960>>215512583I swear Jolie and Fox seem like the two most insufferable cunts in Kikewood
>>215500520Am I supposed to pretend I don't still want to fuck the shit out of her?
>>215500982A middle age woman seething with jealousy.
>>215505873She probably smells like mothballs.
>>215506917That's it she has to be in the spectrum.
>2007 was 30 year ago
>>215500739Deep down they know it's the only value they have
>>215503173God I wish she was my mom.
bogged ass bitch
>>215507216> Post an example of what you consider sexy.Posting a photo of my wife is considered revenge porn
>>215505959I thought this was a before and after transition
