>you take thr blue pill. You keep working as a software engineer, making upwards of 300k a year + stock compensation. You most likely retire in your late 40s a a multi millionaire after cashing out your stocks. From there on, you will live a comfy life, surrounded by an endless supply of young women half your age ready to suck your dick.>you take the redpill, we wil unplug you from that reality in a process that is extremely painful and often ends deadly. From there in you will live underground, in a stinking hell hole, caged in with mostly nigs and other minorities. Every day you will live in fear of getting invaded by super intelligent machines that hate your gutsband want to literally crush your skull. Your children -should you live long enough to have any - will never ever seen the sun or breath fresh air. Even if yoh magically win the war against A.I. machine armies, your resr of your days will be lived in a post apocalyptic wasteland >Soooo, whats it gonna be?Yeah i feel like Cypher was right in hating Morpheus guts.
>>215501348Erm, have you even considered that some folxs might *like* ze pod?!
>>215501348then why didn't cypher take the blue pill?morpheous literally offered him a choice
>>215501348Whitoids could never understand why someone doesn't want to be a slave
The reflections are different. Cheap slop
My sister left her husband of three years because she said he was bluepilled. I later found out he was gay and needed viagra to have sex with her
Why didnt Morpheus just show Neo: The Matrix (1999 DVD)?
>>215501395Morpheus also is incredibly vague about what either choice entails>I can't tell you what it is, you must experience it>also no takesies backesies>so what's it gonna be, regular life or possible mystery path?>takes red pill>lmao get fucked the rabbit hole experience actually sucks dick>no refunds btw
Do they look like fucking pills to you?! They are capsules. Its the biggest plot twist and they put it right in your face and no one even notices! I feel like Im taking crazy capsules!
>>215501395This nig nog literally described taking the red pill to waking up in wonderland. He tricked them all
>>215501348i dont think software engineers were earning that much until after the post 2009 quantitative easing fueled tech speculation boomalso this was 1999 which is when gen x was convinced that it literally cannot get worse than having to stay indoors at some office job, which was the style of mass hysteria at the time. and neo clearly liked his underground life much more
>>215501348Neo was unsatisfied with his life. As >>215501685 said, gen xers hated being rich and having nice jobs. He was also like a conspiracy guy obsessed with the matrix and Morpheus
>>2155016851999 was when the dot com boom bubble was at ots peak. Every shitty start up got billion dollar valuations. If you started to work in a start up taht went public and got stocks as compensation, you basicall became a millionaire. Neo was recognized as a elite hacker in the movie. Ita only because neo is lazy and depressed and doesnt care about money that he isnt rich in the movie. If he actually cared he 100% would have become a millionaire if not start up billionaire during that time.
What's the point of learning kung fu if you're just going to use guns and knives anyway?
>>215501816Whats the point of even guns if according to Morpheus there isnt a single incident where a human even hit an agent.Also if you can dodge bullets you can run and think in the flash comic book speeds. Which means agends would be able to speed run kill everyone within a second
very brown thread
>>215501433What a bitch
>>215501348>all those typosSorry, can't even entertain this thread. Fucking spellcheck your shit you tranny retard.
>>215501685>Neo's job is something people today would fight tooth and nail to have>Smith's "humans are virus" no longer holds because decades fertility is down and populations are shrinkingMatrix is an interesting movie to look back on. The part about 1999 being peak still seems to hold at least.
>>215501781i think the issue gen x was wrestling at the time was that they had so much stability that they never really saw the point of working towards being a millionaire. like you become a millionaire, so what? you didn't have to worry about retirement, having money for rent and status wasn't really based on money.at that point, the thing that starts rattling around their brains was the fact that they were spending half their days at some job they didn't give af about, and unlike us, they didn't really see it crucial to their survival either
>>215501348Call an ambulance for OP, he's having a stroke
>>215501348> From there on, you will live a comfy life, surrounded by an endless supply of young women half your age ready to suck your dick.Lmao
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>>215501867Thank you for ruining the movie for me. I always thought the agents were like the firewall or antivirus of a computer. They run with admin permissions but they are not the operating system itself. They are still bound to the basic code of the operating system. For example, a program can shut down the computer but can't start it once it's shut down. So the agents are powerful but not all-powerful. What I'm more curious about is why all the freed guys don't reimagine themselves with ten inch cocks when hooking back into the matrix.>yo Mr. Agent, suck on deez
>>215501348Money doesn't buy happinessStruggle brings happiness
Please proof-read your novel next time, ok buddy?
>>215501406Kek
If you prefer comfortable ignorance over painful truth, you are actually a retard golem slave and I don't want to hear whatever auditory AIDS that flows out of your mouth.
>>215502665That's exactly what they are. It's explained in the filmMorpheus literally tells neo that the agents are still bound by their programming whereas neo is basically infinitely powerful
>>215501867They don't have to deal only with agents, but cops and matrix people too.Also just because it doesn't hit, doesn't mean it isn't useful. They still make the agents either have to stand in place doing the whole dodgy thing or back down like when Neo sprayed bullets all over the room where Morpheus was being buck broken. May not kill the agent but sure gives nice cover to do the plan they use against agents aka running the hell away.
>>215502781good thing this is a message board where you don't hear anything
>>215501781No more blue pills for you.
I take both pills at once. Bet you didn't see that coming you bald fuck.
>>215501348Can you proofread your shitty thread before hitting the submit button?
>>215501348I've never heard of anyone doing early retirement, for some reason they always need to keep working or make more money or their lifestyle standards inflate etc
>>215501348>you take the redpill, we wil unplug you from that reality in a process that is extremely painful and often ends deadly. From there in you will live underground, in a stinking hell hole, caged in with mostly nigs and other minorities. Every day you will live in fear of getting invaded by super intelligent machines that hate your gutsband want to literally crush your skull. Your children -should you live long enough to have any - will never ever seen the sun or breath fresh air. Even if yoh magically win the war against A.I. machine armies, your resr of your days will be lived in a post apocalyptic wasteland but you also get to fuck 90s carrie anne mossbe honest, op
>>215503935molly shannon, jessica alba, rick moranis
>>215501925a while ago i was telling browns that native speakers don't give a shit about typos so they make typos on purpose now.
>>215504210blud thinks he's the main character
>>215502731Then why do rich people never give their money away once they realize what you claim to be true
>>215502781Morpheus: What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. In the end whats real is meaningless. If reality is shit, living a lie that is pragmatically speaking 100x better is the right choice.
>>215504885the "lie" doesn't give you superpowers.
>>215503935Many women do it. They juat call it "getting married" to some Chad.
