>why yes I would like to buy all the candy on this train to ensure that no other kids have anything to eat
Why are they always eating pumpkins? Pumpkins come from the New World and a deeply traditional and reactionary society would be unlikely to adopt them as a food.
>>215503641WELL TAKE THE FOCKIN LOT
>>215503641Why does she only sell sweets? What about if one of the kids fancies a sandwich, or a Scotch egg?
why are potter trannies so uncreative? is this why /lit/ doesn't let these redditfags post there? nevermind op being a fucking WOWfag lmao
>>215503719or a glass of scotch
>>215503641Reminder the trolley lady is canonically an eldritch abomination
>>215503641Is Harry having a fuckload of money ever brought up again aside from this scene? Here it's used for 2 reasons:> show how lower class the Weasleys are > start the friendship of Harry and RonBut after this the Potter wealth is never brought up again. Twice he gets an expensive broom as a gift, from Albus and then Sirius. When he goes shopping with Hagrid in Diagon Alley he gets basic stuff, despite having immense wealth and being able to afford very nice things like Draco.Perhaps Rowling inserted it as wish fulfillment where Harry, after having lived as he did for those 11 years, gets a large sum of money. Then she might've realized the rivalry with Draco wouldn't work so well if Harry was also very well-off himself.
>>215503673Bc pumpkins are witchy
>>215503883Only retarded faggots watch plays.
The diet at Hogwarts looks unhealthy. If you look at the tables during one of their feasts it's nearly all meat, no veg. Huge dishes of chicken legs and joints of roast beef.
>>215504221The only time Harry having money is ever brought up again is when he gives Fred & George seed money to help them start up their joke shop in Diagon Alley.
>>215504964It's still canon though
>>215503883>Cursed Child>canon
>>215505037Which version? The play that came out originally or its current state?
>>215503641JK flexing her hatred of the poor and middle class.
>>215504221It was a plot convenience. Rowling obviously didn't want to think how he'd have to function or get his wonderful toys, so she just wrote him rich to skip a lot of effort.
>>215503734Why are you angry?
>>215505765what the fuck is wrong with briish genes
>>215505020Oh yeah, that's right. That makes it even dumber though, because he could've helped the Weasleys out a lot but kept his money to himself until an investment opportunity arose.
Threadly reminder that J.K. Rowling is fake, no more real than Stephen Hawking. The books were written by a boardroom of occultist dabblers and CIA agents.
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>>215505836I'm sick of all the poorfag propaganda on this board
>>215503673surely wizards went there way before the muggles did
>>215505915Who's running her Twitter then?
>>215505970Did we ever see a gun in the series aside from the one Vernon threatens Hagrid with when they latter comes to get him?
>>215505915The one good thing that came out of trannies and their masters(average leftists) performative drop of her is that the fake story about her being some downtrodden dole single mother struggling to get by is no longer pushed. Now they all admit that she quit her job to work on writing, got a 9k loan from a friend and the cafe she sat in was owned by her brother in law that let her eat and hangout in for free.Once they figure out what scholastic corp did then /lit/ and bloom win
>>215503734>why are potter trannies so uncreative?The potterfags are the most aggravating leftist normalfaggots in existence, even below Whovians, and that's saying a lot.
>>215504221In the book Hagrid states that his parents left him money in the Jew goblin bank
>>215506047How the hell should I know? Even real celebrities hire people to run those. The books of most famous authors are ghost-written.
>>215503673>pumpkinss come from the new world white people shouldnt eat them datss racissstWHITE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN IN THE AMERICAS FOR OVER 500 YEARS. THATS LONGER THAN THE JEWS WERE IN ISRAEL. STOP CONSUMING ANTI-WHITE PROPAGANDA.
>>215503883>>215504964>>215505268Wut ? What's the lore behind it ?
>>215506457Exactly what it sounds like. In cursed child it’s revealed she is the trains bodyguard and is capable of transforming to her true form which is basically an eldritch horrorWhy she did not do this when dementors were fucking shit up on the train in book 3 is anyone’s guess
>>215503641You're a mogger Harry!>he said rizzly
>>215506629Dementors weren't trying to leave before the final station.
>>215505884The Weasleys didn't want his money.
>>215506629Damn, that's stupid.Thanks for the answer.
>>215503734>/lit/Lmao
>>215506354Fucking retard.
>>215505958>692 results found.https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/1733180723582134/page/1/LMAO
>>215506354This just in pumpkins are anti white propaganda
>>215505019It works like Star Trek where you can transfigure the nutrition of 500g of spinach into a piece of cake.
>>215503641do you midwit retards think that food spawns on shelves? have it ever occurred to you that she could just go back to the kitchen and fill the trolley again?
>>215506049Nope. Hagrid, a barely magical tard, being able to defeat one so easily effectively handwaved guns from the rest of the series.
>>215503734Capeslop is worse then Harry Potter posting, go and sort them faggots and trannies out first
>my dear…you have…the Sneed!
>>215503734Peter Pan syndrome
>>215503673Same reason the Hobbits eat taters.
It's a magic train and the lady who sells it is some sort of primordial guardian entity, so it's not like she can't just make more sweets.
>>215503641And immediately after that act of unfathomably evil he was put in Gryffindor, no questions asked, instead of Slytherin where he belonged. And you know, the sorting hat can see everything so it knew.
>>215506240>>215507293These are all the same group of people. The "dude im such a nerd xD" types
>>215503641it's called a power move.
>>215505765trolley lady hasn't aged too badly i see
>>215503641>>215503670They didn't actually buy the trolley content. They just got some of everything.
>>215505020That wasn't the money from his parents but from his winning prize of the tournament
>>215504221No, he never uses his wealth for anything, even though it would have probably been pretty helpful in his cause against Voldemort. For bribery, activism or investing in useful businesses. He was always poor and was used to living like a beggar. His aunt's family would also steal anything valuable he brought home. Using his money for anything but necessities probably didn't even occur to him. Blame Dumbledore for giving him the Naruto treatment and teaching him fuck all about his heritage.
>>215504221The book says that buying the broom Sirius got him would have emptied out his vault, he didn’t have that much money.
>>215503734The whole Rowling tranny thing has made all potterheads schizophrenic since they are all leftists but hate the creator of what they love. Similar to how immigration turns leftists schizophrenic because on paper they should be against it since it lowers the value of workers and benefits businesses owners but they can’t stop wanting more hecking wholesome brown people!
>>215506354And now america is a jewish country that has been worshipping israel since 1948.
>>215503641based, rich people are the main characters in life
>>215503670I remember the thread.
>>215503641 It was his first time eating candy at 11 years old.
>>215504221it's how trust funds work, you get allocated a certain amount of money in a week/month, that way the minor doesn't have it stolen by relatives, scammers, gold diggers or blow it on childish whims.Couldn't leave a paper trail to Sirius, or spend it while with the dursleys.
>>215503641Get his fucking cloak off.
>>215504221I'm pretty sure McGonigal bought him his first broom.
>>215505915just post the website. no need to larp as multiple anons
>Another reading comprehension thread. Sorry that your school didn't have the book in your language OP he didn't buy everything out of spite he bought it out of awe that he finally could afford something. While It may seem selfish, it wasn't as it was just a child flashing wealth! He never does it again. Hope you gain some reading/watching skills soon!
>>215503719>why market sweets to the unsupervised children on their own for the first time with pockets full of cashgee whiz anon
>>215503734>/lit/kek
>>215507857lol this is accurate but imo the people making these memes are even more pathetic
>>215511445is the nimbus like the bugatti of brooms?lmao
>>215515608Sirius bought him the Firebolt
Even as a kid, the idea of buying more than a couple candy bars at a time in front of the poor kid seemed like pointless bragging
>>215503641>why yes, i did enter my name in the goblet of fire. i am now bound to participate and you're powerless to stop me
>>215515665It was written by a woman. They don’t understand context-based respectful frugality
