What did Vader do alone in that room?
brood
did a little drum solo on the table with his knife and fork
>>215506394Probably meditating.
>>215506394Had sexual fantasies about raping Padme while covered in the blood of younglings.
>>215506394scrolled on his phone
>>215506394what does he eat?
>>215506394have his liquid lunch through a straw
>>215506394same thing darth maul was doing in that hangar
>>215506394>and then I'm gonna say, pray I don't alter it any further... hehehe
arranging midichlorilets
>>215506394Hyped himself up
>>215506477>>215506394https://swtor-archive.fandom.com/wiki/Seethe
he was having a pumpkin spice latte
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Foodstuff
Vader is comically out of place at a dinner table. It's as if he sat there as a sort of practical joke.
What's that in front of him? looks like some transparent scifi menu.
>>215506394He was preparing the banquet. He put a lot of effort into it, which is why he wasn't going to let Han shooting at him ruin the occasion and he still offered him a seat at the table.
>>215506394>I hope he shows up soon >Should I have hidden? Maybe I should I hide.>No no no there's no time now. This is still cool.>Wish this was a swivel chair>That would've been cooler>I could've spun around all dramatic >I hope he shows up soon
>>215506655>I sure hope I get a second to say something cool before han starts blasting like a retard
>>215506655>Hi Im Lando>you too
>>215506394Thinking about 501st running a train over his exotic teenage alien apprentice.
>>215506655>Can I scratch my ass with the force?>Fuck yeah I can
>>215506394Force handies
>>215506394Vader needs his alone time, otherwise he gotta choke a bitch
>>215506394>This is going to be so wizard.
>>215506394>What did Vader do alone in that room?he had a burger
>>215506394Planning his daughters birthday beach party
>>215506394He enjoyed a nice bowl of ice-cream
>>215506805I had that playset.
>>215506543https://swtor-archive.fandom.com/wiki/Dilate
>>215506439He’s in his goonpod in the beginning.
https://swtor-archive.fandom.com/wiki/Niggers
>>215506394>DOOD HE WAS SITTING ALONE IN A ROOM DOING NOTHING WITHOUT HIS FAGGOT PHONE>WOWOW SO WIERD I hate normies so fucking much
>>215506953Me on the right, alone in the corner.
>>215506953Me too. But second hand so it was missing the cool gun
>>215506953IG FUCKIN 88
https://swtor-archive.fandom.com/wiki/Pregnant-Anne-Frank
>>215506394ordered the chilean sea bass
>>215506394>>215506477aura farming
He prepared the meal himself, and was so proud of it, he couldn’t do anything but wait in anticipation of his extravagant soirée
>>215506394Palpatine streams 24/7 subway surfer footage into his helmet to keep him stimulated
>>215506805There’s gooncaves and then there’s this gigagooner’s rig
>>215506394>can straight up tank blaster shots with his hand then rip the blaster out effortlesslybet all those jedi that died to laser guns feel pretty foolish now
>>215507457did that fucking gun just eject some casings?????? Do blasters reload in laser bullets?
>>215506974>>215506953The Kenner Star Wars Goon Pod Playset
>>215506953>Darth Vader's Goon Cave
Why did Vader want to freeze Luke in carbonite? Why was Vader working with/for Jabba anyway? I have no idea what is even the point of this subplot. Just a bunch of nonsensical filler for a story that didn't need a sequel, let alone that abortion of a third film.
>>215506953why is that guy hanging upside down?
>>215507939
>>215506394Wow this looks like if Kubrick made a space movie
>>215507036It's chili AND seabass, dumbass.
The fact that you couldn't eat at a table like this in a room like this at the Star Wars Prison Hotel shows how much Disney hates you and your filthy money.
>>215507937>Why did Vader want to freeze Luke in carbonite?So he could transport him to the Emperor with out issues. I suppose a Jedi can just unlock handcuffs.>Why was Vader working with/for Jabba anyway?He wasn't. Boba Fett was doing contracts for both of them because Jabba wanted Han and Vader wanted leads for Luke.
>>215507937It seems Star Wars may be too advanced for people like, what with all the subtleties and nuance
>>215508071>So he could transport him to the Emperor with out issues. I suppose a Jedi can just unlock handcuffs.Okay, but like, Vader's just toying with him the whole time. So just take him in and stare at him for the whole five minutes it takes to get back to the Emperor, wherever the fuck he is or however the fuck long it takes to get there. I don't get it. Luke is a non-threat at that point.>He wasn'tSo Boba Fett was working for Vader, who hired Boba Fett to find the Millenium Falcon, because he somehow knew that Princess Leia was aboard it and that he could use her (and to a lesser extent Hand Solo) to bait Luke, instead of just hiring bounty hunters to find Luke, and after all of this Vader honors his agreement with Boba Fett because... ?
>>215506905Is there even one single picture of young Carrie Fisher where she doesn't look like a sex addict slut?
>>215508295Boba Fett was one of the best bounty hunters, and figured he'd get double paid by collecting on Luke and Han. Of course Vader would pay him. It's not his money. You are very dense.
>>215506394Han going straight for his blaster and shooting Vader is the manliest scene in the franchise
>>215508417>one of the best bounty hunt- ACKAnyway, the overarching point being that Vader plays polite with Boba/Jabba for no reason, when he could keep Lonestar as a bargaining chip to use against Luke and/or Leia. There's no discernible motivation for Vader to give a flying fuck about what Boba or Jabba wants, and why the latter is even allowed to exist in the galaxy under Imperial regime is beyond me.
>>215506394In this particular moment he was thinking, "Wtf should I fucking eat? Mm...no, not burger. I had that yesterday. Goddammit. Whats around here?"Confirmed lore by Gorge Lumkas
>>215508481It's a kino moment that develops Han's character without any dialogue. George probably fought against including it kek.
>>215508481>I see I a sith lord>I blast a sith lord>>215508580It was probably Harrison's idea, now that you point it out
>>215508580>develops Han's characterHan's arc ended at the end of A New Hope. He's just a plot device in Empire and I have no fucking idea why he's in Return at all.
>>215508605He joined the rebellion at the end of ANH, you fool of a Took. Are you just intent on not paying attention and then having us explain every little thing to you like are a girl who was on her phone the whole time?
>>215508580I bet his wife secretly saved it in editing and then everyone clapped
>>215508653Yeah, and then he gets killed at the end of Empire, or should have. I'm not saying he shouldn't be in Empire, but he has no character arc at that point. He really should not have been in Return at all though.
>>215507557Blasters aren't lasers.
>>215508684I agree he should have died heroically at some point, but he was kept alive to be dragged through the mud and killed in the lamest way possible. He did some okay things in the EU that made his survival worthwhile.
>>215508684Man I didn't know Harrison Ford posts on /tv/.
>>215508653this post is an incredible tour-de-force of reddit cringe and ESL nonsense. I can only imagine how bad your room must smell.
>>215508805It smells like weed and your mom's cum drenched pussy, if you are really trying to envision the aroma.
>>215508781You joke but Ford has done interviews where he talks about how Han Solo "went out" like a badass, and also didn't understand why he returned in RotJ, let alone TFA. I'm convinced he could've been a better director than Spielberg if he had started young. He could've been tge Clint Eastwood except for entertaining movies and not melodrama.
he listened
>>215508881Absolutely none of the original cast had anything to do in TFA, so I see his point. Except paychecks, I suppose.
>>215506520kej
>>215506394
>>215508408why would there be?
>>215509133Disney really knows their audience with this one....
>>215509145When did women stop being fun like this? It was truly a better time.
>>215508408>Is there even one single picture of young Carrie Fisher where she doesn't look like a sex addict slut?Why would you want that you fucking homo?!?FACT!!!
>>215509182>based midge seeing all the way to Florida
>>215509177when the coke and cheap houses and cars ran out
>>215509210Many such cases.
>>215506394>What did Vader do alone in that room?>aloneBoba Fett was in the room with him, retard
>>215506655Lol
>>215509242Do you think they were making awkward small talk while they were waiting?
>>215508881yes, Ford pushed to be killed off in Empire but George was too scared to do something so drastic, in hindsight instead of just treading water if Empire had gone out with the dramatic and heroic death of Solo it would have really improved the OT, besides that it would have spared us a bored Harrison Ford phoning it in in RotJ where I think his "Let's film this shit" attitude spread to others and resulted in RotJ being unserious (see Fett's death) and anticlimactic
>>215509268>My armor is cooler than yours>No, my armor is cooler than yours
>>215509352>Oh well, well I have buttons and hoses and a big ass cape>Well I a have a bunch of pockets with random shit and a missile and a jet pack >well I got cool leg extensions that make me taller you manlet>etc.
>>215509268>yeah I had a pod racer too when I was a kid, piece of junk really, but I never raced it competitively... mom would have never allowed it...
>>215509242boba fett mentions how much sand got into his armor from the sarlaccvader looks at him->sand?
>>215508653Good morning.
>>215506394Remember when reddit fags would make videos like "Han shot first he didn't flinch or want to talk it out he just shot him. Be like Han"Cringe bc of what Star Wars has become.
>>215509480Sequentially incorrect, but lol
>>215509501No, because I've never been that website. Perhaps you should go back.
>>215506394He was having a tea party with his plushies.
>>215506543
>>215506655>>215506686lel
