How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>215506638...ok? I never claimed by 6 incher was the biggest thing on Earth
>>215506638Sock her teeth in, but dont make a sound
>>215506638
>at least i'm not a black.
>>215506638yeah well I gave you hiv
>>215506638I'm sorry, I'm looking for a fertile women, don't take it like this
>She has a tighter pussy than you.
>>215506638This would never happen irlThis is some porn level script
>>215506638Keep a straight face until she starts laughing and then chuckle because we know that's not true.
>>215506638>prove it
Women never found a non-mad reply to this
Well I have a bigger dick than you, so...
HUGE VAGINA
No woman has ever seen my dick, so I have no context for how to answer
>>215506638>... and she's younger than you =)
you cant really comeback from that with dignity, so might as well go all in and go as low as possible."oh honey, your pussy stinks, your lips are disgusting and look like roast beef, and your hole it's so used up not even a coke can would fill you up"
>>215506810This simple phrase will make any woman seethe
GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY*dabs*
>>215506638But everyone has a bigger dick than me...
>>215506752one of those retarded youtube shorts of reddit stories popped up for me once, it was some redditor saying her bf dumped her because her pussy was too looseof course i checked the comments and i was unironically disturbed at the amount of people (and upboats) saying something like "umm that's literal fucking bodyshaming, also his dick was probably tiny". i'm not even talking about different people saying those two things, i'm talking people saying both in the same breath. actually freaked me out, normbots are absolutely hopeless
>>215506789>HUGE VAGINA
>>215506638The goated response to any shit flinging by an ex is always "still smashed".
>>215506810this. playing the age card with women is a dirtier tactic than kicking a man in the balls
I once hooked up with a gal whose downstairs curtains were so extravagant, they deserved their own Broadway show—Labia: The Musical! These things were like rebellious pancake flaps, staging a sit-in right where the action was supposed to happen. I dive in, all confidence, but it’s like my junk’s playing Twister with her anatomy—left foot, right flap, total chaos! I’m accidentally folding her own bits into the mix, thinking, “Is this a vagina or a goddamn origami puzzle?” The roast beef meme? Ruined. Now it’s just a haunting flashback to the Great Flap Fiasco of ’23.
>>215506638>How do you respond without sounding mad?I have AIDS, and now so do you.
>>215507019did chat gpt really say that
>>215507077No that's Grok. He's more of whatever that retard Musk thinks of as "edgy".
>>215507077>>215507103Yeah it's grok, I typed out a story about this girl but it was too disjointed and didn't make much sense. I rolled a few times and this was the most okay one I could use. True story but I'm not much of a storyteller
>>215506810uhhh, womensisters... our response?
>>215506638>my whole life revolves around my holeok cool
>Why is it that a woman always thinks that the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship.>Diana Christensen: I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.>Max Schumacher: I gave up comparing genitals back in the schoolyard.t. Network
I call cap and rape her anus until she ahegaos from my 12.6 incher.
>>215506638What movie or TV show is this from?
>>215507665Lana Smalls Cuckold Session.
>>215506689Honestly thisA girthy six incher is the ideal and any chick who wants more is frankly a monster
>>215507719Who is the guy on the left and why did I instantly recognise him?
Women’s obsession with big dicks is rooted in the primal desire for rape and dehumanization
>>215506638Actress,?
>>215507751Pasta la vista baby
>>215507753this. an “unwanted” cock will always feel bigger
why is she always antagonizing men
>>215507751It's Edward Furlong.
>>215506798Transwomen are women
>>215506638Which gay did she say this to about another gay? In the cast
Where is she?!?!
>>215506638genetics
>>215507719I'm 7"x6" uncut and women act like I have the biggest dick in the world. I think it's the uncut part, act as extra thickness and a tickler inside.
>>215506638>Sure, no problem. I will find somebody else. You see, things always even out for me. Anyways, it was really nice dating you for a while, and good luck.
>>215507773Dakota Johnson, my hotwife
>>215507946Congrats bigdickbroIt's the only lottery worth winning honestly
>>215506638but does he know how to use it>>215506752this too
>>215506638>The year was 1972 when Oscar-nominated actress — and cool mom — Melanie Griffith first laid eyes on future husband and Golden Globe-winning actor Don Johnson. However, since she was only 14 (Johnson was 22), it would be a few years before the two started up anything romantically.>Johnson and Griffith moved in together when she was 15 and got engaged on her 18th birthday, tying the knot in 1976
>>215508156Polanski really wraps up this picture
>>215506909>normbotsyou mean women
>>215506638It's sad that having some high school level clap back like this is the fantasy of tons of middle aged women, really starting to believe the thing about them having their maturity peak in high school
>>215508280https://youtu.be/x5KlGljHT8g?si=yxIW7dsf1Q6CULFD
> well she has a smaller forehead than you.
>>215506638Kill her on the spot
>>215508057I'm also tall and fairly handsome. Good with a quick joke and charming. I don't have a pot to piss in and drive a 2010 Honda Civic but none of that matters when you're naked and fucking a chick hard.
I have a pretty nice cock but never got the chance to use it because I'm extremely socially autistic especially around women and average in looks, way more dicklets prob get laid just by being able to talk to women, its secondary shit
>>215508156It's not like Melanie's mom had any problem with it. Don even played her lover in a show. That's how he met Melanie in the first place.
>>215508325Now that's just rude
>>215506729Thanks, I'm autistic now.
>>215508384Just talk to them like you'd talk to a smart dog.
>>215506638I find your crass comment and behavior it implies on your part unbecoming of the company I prefer to keep. Good day madam
>>215506638I find that to be statistically improbable unless you've slept with over 1000 other dudes and picked the one with the biggest dick. >pushes up spectacles causing them to reflect the light dramatically Therefore I conclude that you are lying.
>>215509002My main problem is I'm super autistic about small talk, like wo a topic, I've had a few dates with so much awkward silence that it failed, on the other hand, one time I tried to overcompensate and talked the whole date and it weirded the girl out as well, it's rly hard for me to avoid awkward silence in 1 on 1, I always assume that there's no point in asking frivolous questions etc, assume a lot about what they know n don't and wanna hear and think way too much before talkingIn hindsight could just get drunk every date to be more "social", acrually works for me but then you'd come off as a drunk lmao
>>215509090That's just a practice thing. You're already thinking about it correctly, you just need to get comfortable feeling out/understanding the natural ebb and flow of a conversation; when to lead, when to lay back and let her talk. That's a practice thing. Just do it more, it'll start to come natural.
>>215506638I doubt its thickerT. 6.5 inch circumference
>>215509191Gary Oak in this motherfucker
>>215509164that's way too advanced for a social autist bwo, like another thing is I'm scared of physical contact so self conscious about coming off as a creep I genuinely dunno what to do at the start n end to hug to not hug to get signals to kiss, I rly need a woman to do all that for me but those are like 1 in 100, only been on like 4 dates ever meanwhile I'm 26, who knows might pull something off before the big 3 0
>>215506638You got the cunt to match
"She's younger than you"
weet ik
Go on...
>>215506638I'm a fucking homosexual
>>215506638That's good, I've been sleeping with a woman with a tighter vagina and bigger titties.
Like, lengthwise, or girth?
>ok, cool!
>>215506638I wouldn't have to respond at all because I don't have sex.
>>215506909It's womenWomen === retarded
>>215507665it's from Splitsville. Very funny movie desu
>>215509233I was exactly the same as you. Honestly you just gotta get lucky, lost my virginity at 25 finally. I did lie and say I'd been with one woman before. Anyways not impossible, you just gotta get lucky is all and find a fairly aggressive woman. She was a bit older than me, if that helps. I suspect you're probably similar to me in that you don't really convey your attraction to the woman, so like I said she just needs to be aggressive enough to want to check that for herself.
>>215508325This desu. Unless they have a deformed pussy women tend to not give a shit about pussy shapes, but facial features and age, that's a low blow.
>>215508156this was normal for all of human history except the last few decades
>>215511146I can attest to thisMy sister gets really self aware about her forehead and I always make fun of her by calling her the KSI Yakub meme
>>215506638If you feel the need to react, then it means she's already got your emotions and that you've already lost.
>>215511399Wouldn't that be basically like every 4chan troll bump? >Reply = Got u bitch lmao, salty???>Don't reply = Got u bitch lmao, scared???
>>215506638says you
>>215506638No he doesn't I've seen it
>>215506638Low rent Zooey Deschanel
This is really hot. despite having a big dick, I liked being told other dudes have bigger dicks than me
>>215511399Truke. Just don't respond. Literally just walk away.
>>215506752>lol who?
>>215511146A norwooded bitch
>>215506638Silently kill her
>>215510717Yeah Splitsville was great.>>215511146Dakota is smart enough to fun of herself for her giant forehead. Also she says she can't change her fringe hairstyle because of that--it's a good excuse.
Guys, if you really want to get under a woman's skin just tell her that her forearms are hairy. Women are insanely insecure about it and everyone's arms appear hairier than they actually are.They also are obsessed with what others think of them. So something like, "This is why everyone says the things they do about you." will send them into a spiral.
>>215506638Any woman with this kind of BPD haircut means trouble, big time
>>215513119BPD has unnatural colors. or one of those haircuts that look like it was cut in the dark.
Where the fuck did they even dig up this bitch?
>>215513023> if I make fun of myself than no one can make fun of meAbsolutely retarded 00s wigger logic
>Mildly ugly Roasty-Bitch McPlainface is le heckin' sex meat of choice for rich chadsI'm sick of Hollywood. Burn it to the ground.
Wasn't this entire film just one big cuck fantasy?
>>215513386>This is an 8/10 in muttlandia
>>215506638I would wonder why my boss called me into her office and why she was telling this random man this in front of me. We only fucked once, in a broom closet, and that was before I knew who she was.
>>215506638Woman don't care about this.
>>215506752but does she know how to screw it in hard?
>>215506638I start ugly crying, silently.
>>215506638Look mom, I'm as actress!
>>215507946>uncutLucky. I would kill to be able to have a natural dick.
