So, me and my bud had just left the movies after watching SnowWhite; we were discussing it in the parking lot out of the theatre, saying how abysmal the acting was, how the quality of the songs had dropped so much from the original, and just trashing it all round, as this garbage deserves; while talking, we get close to a group of guys with caps and beards, standing around theirs Ford Ranger, drinking Busch light, and they hear our conversation. One of them goes: “Hol’ up buddy, appears to me you’re talking ‘bout this SnowWhite new movie, aren’t ya? You didn’t like it?” I was already feeling a bit uncomfortable; I said: “Ehrm, yes, we didn’t like it at all actually, it may very well be the worts movie ever produce by Disney.” At this point, I started feeling that they didn’t like my answer, as they all put their cans away from their mouths. Another guy thens says: “Well, we guys kinda done liked it, it wasn’t perfect, but it were good enough for us; we appreciated thay songs, ayn’ thay costumes was alraheet”; another guy goes: “maybe ya guys should stop whining and just appreciate ayy simple, honest fable”. Now I felt a little more in discomfort, I tried to get myself out of the situation saying “Ehrm, maybe I exaggerated a little, I’m sorry, I just think they could’ve done better…” but it was too late, for they went “Ay know y’all’s kind of folk, ya always complain ‘bout ever’ single detail, ya don’t want us ta enjoy anything; this was an ok mowvie, me and the guys had done fun watchin’ it, guess it weren’t fancy enough for ya clean-sneakers”.My friend grabbed me, signalling he wanted to leave, so we walked away; while I had my back on them, they threw an empty can at me, hitting me on the shoulder, so we ran away from the place while all those rednecks started loudly laughing at us, saying “go back sucking Scorsese's titties and watch some hipster Amazon series, Oscar boys”.
