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Why are french movies like this?
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>>215507327
cest un homme
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>>215507327
My favorite part is when she fingers her bf's ass to fix his chubster.
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>>215507327
She’s really pretty.
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>>215507327
Movie?
>>215507573
I agree, genuinely pretty.
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>>215507327
>please be a black guy
>it’s an old white pedo
Sigh, not kino unfortunately
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it's a mystery.
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>>215507696
Jeune Et Jolie
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>>215507327
every european film is literally
>has pointless pointless nudity
>it's about incest
>it's about pedophilia
>has retarded metaphors about communism, nazism, racist, genocide or other retarded topic europeans think are important
>has no real ending
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>>215508026
Is there any actual goon material in it?
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>>215508031
The nudity is never pointless, my homosexual friend.
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>>215508031
Americans would rather look at man ass and people being dismembered than a nice pair of tits
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>>215508108
I have high test that’s why.
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>>215508031
I think The Piano Teacher is the most stereotypically "European" film I've seen.
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>>215507327
No hard cut to her getting her brains fucked out. Trash movie
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>>215507327
>Why are french movies like this?
Secularism. French Revolution. The Metric system. Masonic sick shit. Protestants tend to adjust to it better, but France was a Catholic society, lots of holy days, the whole year was based around the church, that was ripped out, and replaced with a cult of nothing. They tried to change the world to suit their abstractions. Tried to fill the world with emptiness; an unnatural contradiction that opposed nature. And anything unnatural comes to an unnatural end.
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>>215508026
Looked it up, it's about weird underage prostitution sex shit just like >>215508031 said. Why are Europoors like this genuinely?
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>>215507327
There's a girl at my gym who kinda looks like this but even prettier and her body is 10/10. The hottest girl i've ever seen in real life. I'm in pain whenever i see her.
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>>215507327
I like Nouvelle Vague movies but they kinda get repetitive quickly imo
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>>215507327
Because they are entirely tax subsidised, so the subhumans who make them don't have to care in any way if someone watches them.
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>>215508031
>>215508449
you do realise this is a relatively small budget movie (4M) from 2013 that sold about 700k tickets right?

the biggest french movie of the year was some trash comedie about a shitty school and the teachers trying wakie shit to make their student pass their final exam.
4M tickets sold (not a great year).
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>>215508031
You're implying Maléna was bad.
>>215508403
>French Revolution. The Metric system.
Still coping, I see.
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>>215508449
It also means they don't have to make MCUslop for gigaplebs and can concentrate on making kino
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>>215508691
I remember some other frenchoid movie I watched as a kid that was all about adopted siblings having sex when they were like 13. I'm also reminded of Roman Polanski getting asylum in frogland and that one frog author who openly wrote a book about raping a little girl and never got into any trouble for it until like decades later during the MeToo stuff. This is the impression I have of French people
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>>215508031
Nudity is meant to arouse. Why do zoomers always question that but not the animal satisfaction we get from filmic violence? It's all the same.
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>>215508403
>tfw the French are replacing this
>>215507327
with this
>>215508403
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>>215508806
maybe you should ask yourself why you watched this in the first place.
if I could describe french cinema in a few words I would say:
an endless stream of more or less dumb comedies and and endless stream of leftist propaganda movies that nobody watch but continue to be made because they get financed by the state.

> I'm also reminded of Roman Polanski getting asylum in frogland
damn, you are still angry about a thing that happened 50 years ago...
but my guy, you forgot one little detail there, Polansky was already a french citizen (born in France) and France (just like the US) doesn't extradite its own citizens.
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when did you realize anglokikes used france exactly like jews use chickens in their retarded rituals where they transfer their sins onto the animal? the symbol of france is a rooster
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>>215508031
This

Where are the men wearing capes? The pointless violence? The corporate zionism? My corn syrup brain can't really grasp all this
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>>215509063
Why would I care about some legal technicality? French law also says that French people don't exist and that paternity tests are illegal lol

Some other anon mentioned Malena, which I looked up and it's more euro smut. Trump needs to intervene desu, beautiful women like Monica Bellucci should not be allowed to be debased by this industry
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>>215507762
She looked like hershlag in this movie
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>>215509287
Based, sent that freak flying.
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>>215508026
Double Lover is better
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>>215509287
Post your turd world shithole's Top 10 movies this year. We both know you won't. Now seethe at me in my language, instead of yours.
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>>215508050
Bump
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>>215508031
I fail to see a problem.
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>>215508806
>frog author
He's jewish
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>>215508026
>It stars Marine Vacth as Isabelle, a teenage prostitute
>Marine Vacth (born 9 April 1991)
>filming dates: june - august 2012
dishonest filming



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