Actors real names>Natalie Portman is actually Neta-Lee Hershlag
Jerome Sheffield
Siddig el-Tahir el-Fadil el-Siddig Abdurrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdullah el-Mahdi
Mahershalalhashbaz Gilmore
Chan Kong-sang
>>215507818She was the Hottest Jewess for two decades, but I think it's finally time for her to abdicate the crown. We need to find a new one.
>>215507818Maurice Joseph Micklewhite
>>215507818Damn the wall is fucking brutal
>Tom CruiseThomas Mapother IV>Nicolas CageNicolas Kim Coppola.>John WayneMarion Morrison>Charlton HestonJohn Carter>Cary GrantArchibald Leach>Rock HudsonLeroy Scherer, Jr.>Kirk DouglasIssur Danielovitch Demsky>Dean MartinDino Crocetti>Fred AstaireFrederick Austerlitz>Ben KingsleyKrishna Pandit Bhanji>Omar ShariffMichel Shalhoub>Alan AldaAlphonso d’Abruzzo>Ernest BorgnineErmes Borgnino>Martin SheenRamón Estévez>Charlie SheenCarlos Estévez>Jean RenoJuan Moreno y Herrera–Jiménez>Vincent CasselVincent Crochon>Andy GarciaAndres Menendez>Antonio BanderasJose Banderas>Michael KeatonMichael Douglas>Joaquin PhoenixJoaquin Bottom>Vin DieselMark Sinclair>Jamie FoxxEric Bishop>Zachary LeviZachary Pugh>Jonah HillJonah Feldstein>Chevy ChaseCornelius Chase>Bernie MacBernard McCullough>Woody AllenAllen Konigsberg>Spike LeeShelton Jackson Lee>Gene WilderJerome Silberman>Walter MatthauWalter Matasschanskayasky
>>215508042Why are actors such deceitful people?
>>215508042>Joaquin BottomPoetic.
>>215508042>Jonah Feldstein>Last name means field stone>stage name Hillbrilliant
>>215507818her real name is mikhaela rosenberg and no, "mikey" is not short for mikhaela
>>215508010according to /tv/ all actresses are Jewish, so why pick?
>Rodney DangerfieldJacob Cohen>Mel BrooksMelvin Kaminsky>Tony CurtisBernie Schwartz>Sylvester StalloneMichael Stallone>Jean-Claude Van DammeJean-Claude Camille François Van Varenberg.>Dolph LundgrenHans Lundgren>Hulk HoganTerry Jean Bollette>Bruce WillisWalter Willis>Charles BronsonCharles Buckinski>Michael CaineMaurice Micklewhite>Jet LiLi Lianjie>Jackie ChanChan Kong-sang>Bruce LeeLee Jun Fan>Aaron PaulAaron Sturtevant>Andrew LincolnAndrew Clutterbuck>David TennantDavid McDonald>Ashton KutcherChristopher Kutcher>Chace CrawfordChristopher Crawford.>DrakeAubrey Graham>CommonLonnie Lynn Jr.>LudacrisChristopher Bridges>Snoop DogCalvin Broadus>Tupac ShakurLesane Crooks>Ice CubeO'Shea Jackson>Ice-TTracy Marrow>Bela LugosiBela Blasko>Boris KarloffWilliam Pratt>Mahershala AliMahershalalhashbaz Gilmore>Alexander SiddigSiddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi
>>215508062Actors are brands and can’t sell actors with ridiculous long or hard to pronounce names. Or generic names. They are no different then pro wrestlers
>>215507818winona horowitz
>Marilyn MonroeNorma Jean Mortensen>Ginger RogersVirginia McMath>Joan CrawfordLucille Fay LeSueur>Bette DavisRuth Davis>Audrey HepburnEdda Kathleen Ruston>Lauren BacallBetty Joan Perske.>Ava GardnerLucy Johnson>Barbara StanwyckRuby Catherine Stevens>Natalie WoodNatalia Nikolaevna Zakharenko>Helen MirrenIlyena Mironov>Doris DayDoris Kappelhoff.>Bea ArthurBernice Frenkel>Natalie PortmanNeta-Lee Hershlag>Olivia WildeOlivia Cockburn>Mila KunisMilena Markovna>Nina DobrevNikolina Konstantinova Dobreva>Brie LarsonBrienne Desaulniers.>Winona RyderWinona Horowitz>Julianne MooreJulie Smith>Demi MooreDemetria Guynes>Kim CattrallClare Woodgate>Portia De RossiAmanda Rogers>Diane KeatonDiane Hall>Sigourney WeaverSusan Weaver>Sarah ShahiAahoo Jahansouz Shahi
>Olivia ColmanSarah Sinclair>Anne BancroftAnna Italiano>Meg RyanMargaret Hyra>Tea LeoniElizabeth Pantaleoni>Tina FeyElizabeth Stamatina>Mindy KalingVera Chokalingam>AwkwafinaNora Lum>Cheryl LaddCheryl Stoppelmoor>Diane LaddRose Ladner>Carmen ElectraTara Leigh Patrick>Bo DerekMary Collins>Lana Del ReyElizabeth Grant>Shania TwainEileen Edwards>Alicia KeysAlicia Cook>Nicki MinajOnika Tanya Maraj>Cardi BBelcalis Almánzar>LizzoMelissa Jefferson>Iggy AzaelaAmethyst Kelly>Miley CyrusDestiny Hope Cyrus>Whoopi GoldbergCaryn Johnson>Thandie NewtonThandiwe Newton.>Oprah WinfreyOrpah Winfrey
>>215508160>>215507963I thank him for that simplification. I wishChiwetel Ejiofor and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje would have extended the same courtesy to the audience
1. Actors' stage names need to be unique because the screen actors guild, equity, etc. can't have two with the same name. Stewart Grainger was born Jimmy Stewart, but a ton of the namesakes are unknown to the public so Todd Jones becomes James Earl Jones, Mary Daly becomes Tyne Daly, etc. Carrot Top is Scott Thompson just like the guy from Kids in the Hall. 2. People with low class sounding names got stuck with upper class sounding names. Lucille Le Sueur doesn't sound funny to you but Le Sueur was the most common brand of canned peas at the time, so Joan Crawford she became. 3. If you were mostly playing gentiles and WASPs, ethnic names would typecast you so you got WASP names even when it was blindingly obvious you weren't one. That stopped by the 1970s; the agent who insisted his client rename himself "Ivan Cole" got fired by Zeljko Ivanek who I believe has never played a slav. John "Forsythe" Freund starting his career during WWII.4. Nepo charges (Nic Cage) or family estrangement (Billy "Drago" Burrows)
>>215508214>Demetria GuynesMoore was her married name from her first husband and Demi was always her nickname. Pat Benetar would have been retarded to go back to her maiden name Andrjewski.
>>215508042>MatasschanskayaskyThis sounds like bs
MORE TIME
Clarence
>>215508228>Thandiwe NewtonNot a professional name change, this was her actual birth certificate spelling but her family let her believe it was Thandie until a few years ago.
>rappersNo one thinks those negroes were born with those names, fuck even Travis Scott is a pseudonym. Keep that shit in /mu/ until they have acting credits. On topic, both Cher and Andy Serkis are Sarkeesians.
>>215507818Why didn't she want people to know she's Jewish?
>>215508118>aubrey grahamzesty!
>>215508561She didn't want to get stuck in Holocaust movies and she has a point there
>>215508228>>Tina Fey>Elizabeth StamatinaThose are both given names. Her name is Elizabeth Stamatina Fey, so Liz and Tina are natural nicknames.
>>215507818nothing wrong with changing your name to hide your ethnicity, no malicious reasoning there whatsoever they just want something to look cool right guys?
>>215507818all I do is scream WHORE! and she knows it's her.
>>215508171nah, its Oven Dodger
>>215508042>>Michael Keaton>Michael Douglasdid he change it because of the other jew?
>>215507818Keira Knightley was always much better than her.
>>215508685Yep
>>215508042>>John Wayne>Marion Morrison>Marionlol he had a fucking girl name
>>215508744Daisy Duke himself
>>215508228wtf sarah sinclair is way better than olivia colman why did she did a reverso and make her stage name WORSE?
>>215508214>>Joan Crawford>Lucille Fay LeSueurliterally theSweat
>>2155081714chan stans won
>>215508685AND the talk show host Mike Douglas who was still popular at the time. He still hasn't legally changed his name. He also used to operate the train on Mr. Rogers.
>>215508778Because Equity already had a Sarah Sinclair
>>215508042>Zachary Pughhe dodged a bullet to not share the same name as an ugly globina
Nellie McKay birth name is Eleanora Marie McKay.
>>215508882>already had a sarah sinclairbut nobody knows her!
>>215508042>>Tom Cruise>Thomas Mapother IVour king
>>215508898These are not drastic changes, Nellie is probably her nickname
>>215508927Nellie is a nickname. But I'm guessing the few people who even heard of Nellie McKay don't know her real name.
>>215507818>Neta-LeeWRONG!It's Natalie, always has been!
>>215508980Wait until they find out that Mike Tyson's real name is Michael!
>>215507818
>>215509042that wasnt herit was her body double keira knightley
>>215509009>Zvi Yehudalol you cant make it more jewish
>>215507879Mistuh sheffieeeeld
>>215508914that does not matter. it is first come, first serve. forcing people to change their stage name because someone else became popular later would be messy.
>>215509042i would lick that
>>215508105Thought this bitch was a Hapa but she's just an uberkike
>>215508062>why are these people that play pretend for a living deceitful
>>215508914>but my idea of how things work should be lawAnd that's why you jerk off to the internet
>>215508214>Brienne Desaulniers.such a kino name desu
>>215508214>>Helen Mirrennever knew this
>>215508228>>Olivia ColmanGot the name from the famous English mustard made in her home town
>>215508538isnt 50 Cent Curtis Jackson? He should've kept that.
>>215507818Albert Brooks' real name is Albert Einstein lmao. Don't know why he changed it, that's a name worth keeping.
>>215510928She's actual Russian aristocracy
>>215511013>and his name? albert einstein
>>215511013people would think he was taking the piss like that band ronald reagan
>Arnold SchwarzeneggerArnold Alois Schwarzenegger
>>215509009Why would a Jewish couple name their daughter "Natalie" which literally means Christmas?
>>215508919i can see why he chose tom cruise for his actor name but his real name is badass
>>215512048It happens sometimes>Wallace was born in Chicago, Illinois,[14] to longtime CBS 60 Minutes reporter Mike Wallace and Norma Kaphan.[15] Wallace is Jewish;[16] both his parents were Jewish.[17][18] He was named Christopher because he was born on Columbus Day.[19][20] >Christopher is the English version of a Europe-wide name derived from the Greek name Χριστόφορος (Christophoros or Christoforos). The constituent parts are Χριστός (Christós), "Christ" or "Anointed", and φέρειν (phérein), "to bear";[1] hence the "Christ-bearer".
>>215512048SEX SEX SEX
>>215508062An actor puts on a face to sell an idea. In ancient Greece, the word hypokrites was synonymous with both actor as well as deceiver
>>215508214>Aahoo Jahansouz ShahiGesundheit!
>>215508214>cockburn
>>215507922This one gets me every time lmfao. They refused to hire an actually Indian to play a main char on DS9. Same with Commander Chipotle :’D
>>215512361>They refused to hire an actually Indian to play a main char on DS9.was bashir ever said to be a jeet? i thought he was arab
>>215508093His brother’s name was River Bottom. Imagine if he had died like Jeff Buckley, drowning in a river, and they had to dredge him from the river bottom. It would be pure pottery.
>>215508118> Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El MahdiInsane name.
>>215508427Because it is.
Julianne Moore is a kike :^)
>>215513020River was indeed a bottom for many apparently
>>215508042What is wrong with Michel Shalhoub?
>>215508093>no bloodstain on his undiesfucking amateurs in costuming
>>215508062Before social media it was easier to hide nepotism.
>>215508062Sometimes they're ordered to, by studio execs. That happened to John Wayne and Harrison Ford, but Ford told them to get fucked and kept his name.
>>215508228>>Miley Cyrus>Destiny Hope CyrusThe ol' switcharoo. The stage name is the real one.
Jennifer Leigh Morozoff
>>215512358It's probably so people don't realize who her father is.
>>215507818Olivia Cockburn
>>215507818>Liv MorganGionna Daddio
Alison Brie Schermerhorn
>>215507818Casey Calvert - Sarah Michelle Goldberger
>>215514247cute
>>215514247wtf is that on her lips
>>215514583Your mom.
>>215507818Her father was a gynecologist. Do you think he ever did inspections?
>>215514583micro two-face
>>215509042>The dark spot is her unwashed assholeShe was certainly washed before wearing such a costume on a film set. What virgin made this post that has only seen bleached porn assholes? Smh
