>Hanging with coworkers.>Hear scrapping noises from upstairs.>Joke it's probably ghosts.>Glass board bolted to the wall immediately comes loose and shatters on the floor.>mfw
>Have homophobic uncle who bullied me my entire childhood because I didn’t care for sports and my best friend was a girl.>Tell my parents about it, dad (uncle’s brother) dismisses it as just “his way”. He bullies me even worse for “snitching”.>Go away for college, begin dating a girl who happens to have a gay brother.>Invite them to spend the holidays with my family.>Decide to mess with uncle a bit.>Only send the family pictures in which I’m with both my gf and her brother and use neutral pronouns to talk about the person I’m dating.>When I finally arrive home, I walk in with my arms around my gf’s brother and tell the family I want to introduce them to the most special person in my life.>Uncle immediately does a spit take, blows up, says he always knew I was a faggot and blames my father for not raising me right.>Say I was actually talking about the girl.>Father gets pissed and gets into a huge shouting match with my uncle, the whole family denounces him for being prejudiced and rude to the guests.>He spends the rest of the holidays drinking eggnog and sulking in the corner.>mfwMajor props to my mom, gf (now-wife) and brother-in-law who were all in on it.
>>215508633>a snitch who concocts elaborate plans to humiliate his family memberYour uncle was right only he should've blamed your father and your brother in-laws father for letting you get molested, since it's got nothing to do with "being raised right".
>>215508742Keep seething, uncle Vic.
>>215508458>go to bus station >administrative building is closed>"out to lunch" sign>see a visibly retarded man>ask him when did they close the building>"ooh the buildings closed">ask him again when did they close the building>Retard thinks for a moment and says "before"Felt like my life is written like a Ashton Kutchers two and half men
>>215508633KWAB your uncle will probably kill himself
>exit the movie>refill my large popcorn>go to the bathroom>set it down while i use the urinal>turn around and a guy in a sonic shirt is munching on my popcorn>he says sorry and leaves
>>215508458>that time me and my friends almost got Tijuana'd>me and my buddies drive into a gated community late at night out of boredom >black ford pickup truck with brights is following us >didn't think much of it we probably thought they were neighborhood watch>eventually we get cornered into a cul de sac >I get out of the car and yell at the truck to get out the way but they don't move or even come out to say anything >windows are tinted black so i can't even see who's behind the windows >my friend driving freaks out >second friend tells him to give him the wheel>I go back in the car and we make a quick plan >second friend takes the driving seat and pushes on the gas going pass the truck>while we drive by I flip them off and yell at them FUCK YOU FAGGOT>there's a second truck behind him >buddie swerves the car and feints the truck to going the other way >we're all tensed in adrenaline >we get out of the gated community >i look behind us >they're following us >buddie hits the pedal and makes a sharp right on a red light while the truck is tailing our ass >first friend tries calling the cops but dispatch wasn't available lmao >we lose them for a second till we headed up a hill >trucks are suddenly behind us >my friend goes 150 downhill and makes a shit ton of turns in the nissan sentra >we lose them finally after getting onto the nearby freeway
>>215509137KEK
>>215508633>caring about a little faggot because hes family and youre an adult so its your duty to protect kids>fag seethes his entire life about it and autistically sets up a trap to "prove"...somethingfamily only extends to your own biological kids. its not worth trying to help anyone else in the gay tiktok world where they will just try to film you saying something "problematic" just to get you fired
I wrote a long greentet about travelling to malasia and eating human meat by a guy who "knows a cool place" but I was lying and I didin't want people to believe it.We should make a thread about ideas/our story telling
>>215508458>dad has stage 4 kidney cancer with secondary tumors on his bones>complains on right hip pain despite being on pain killers, has a couple tumors in the area>goes to ER>waits 12 hours (canada)>techs take him for xray>moving him from bed to xray table>his femur snaps in half like dry pasta>tech yells holy shit and runs out to get help>dad yelling in pain>6 people come back in room to situate him and get bone lined bsck up the right way>rewind 3 weeks>brother and wife announce theyre pregnant>dad starts crying and says now he has to try and live that long>day after my dads leg break brother and wife get tested for miscarriage>currently waiting for this results and dad is waiting for surgeryI also broke my arm in july
>>215511503grimget better nigga!!!!
>>215511524Im fine. My dad will be dead in 2 to 3 years if we're lucky. His dying the exact same way Paul Harrell did for any /k/ anons
>>215508633>the whole family denounces him for being prejudicedVery reddit
>>215511503>day after my dads leg break brother and wife get tested for miscarriageIt's your dad's fault for putting stress onto her
>>215508633Caught a lot of seething retards with this one
>>215508458>dad and I are watching Scream on VHS>the house has a porch, we normally keep the outer porch door locked>get to a scary part and we hear a loud, clear knock on the INNER DOOR right next to us, startles us both>turns out the porch was left unlocked and it was some solicitor (cookies, jesus, etc), still spooky timing, funny memory
>>215511693The story is gay and youre a faggot
>>215511503Sorry for your troubles fren
>>215511724Seethe on brother, seethe on
>>215508633Do you want a cookie from GAY board /tv/?
>>215509190this needs to be a B-movie
>>215508633lmao based
>>215511503Did they all get jabbed? Strength + best wishes damn
I was unironically raped in the ass while in prison
>>215508899>Felt like my life is written like a Ashton Kutchers two and half menWere you the visibly retarded man?
>on the train>drunk/homeless/retarded guy starts singing and talking nonsense>I turn and make the Jim face to an imaginary camera
>>215512532Did it straighten you out like Joker and American History X?
>>215512532Same. Protip to anons here: if you go to prison get fat as fuck and they'll mostly only get cheek.
vet confirmed it belonged to a dog
>>215512532Lucky you. I was ironically raped in the ass
Idk if this counts but fuck it>be me, fedex driver, running out of money, job isn't cutting it anymore>looking for work for two months, nothing panning out>hear from one job, have an interview>have to get CDL permit>this is a kafka esque back and forth at the DMV and state police over forms and ID for three days just not going to work to do all of this>pretty sure I aced the interview but don't hear anything for two weeks>at fedex one day, tire is bald down to the wire>spare tire is bald down to the wire>"sorry anon but it's the best we got">I'M NOT DRIVING THAT TRUCK BRUCE, FUCK THIS JOB>get call later that afternoon I start orientation at 8am the next day for new job
I was frisked by a bunch of plainclothes cops once near a train station, many years back. Literally pulled up in the middle of the sidewalk right in front of me, showed their badges and had me stood up against a wall to go through my bags. Quickly let me go again though, but the moment itself was kino. They probably thought i was dealing
>>215508458>road trip to see a concert with my brother >get to this crummy little hotel pretty late >after we get settled in, we turn on the tv >as soon as it comes on, see the hanging scene at the very beginning of Sinister>absolutely perfect timing, with nothing beforehand, just the family rising and struggling to breathe We really thought it was a snuff film until Ethan Hawke showed up.
