>hello welcome to mcdonald's how may i take your order?>hi can i have your best kino please?>sure here you go!
>>215508692We took your flag Shia.
they don't make'em like this anymore
>>215508692Can anyone help me with a movie title? I once watched a movie recapped video of a movie that was probably a horror comedy which had a group that breaks into a rundown building to fool around but then are attacked by the (undead/vampiric?) members of a cult, they fight their way out and then are rescued by a woman who tells them, in a flashback, story of that building, it was a girl's school/orphanage or something and they used this woman back when she was a teenager to produce a baby to sacrifice, she then rescues her son by burning down that building, I remember the narrator then says that her son became an engineer or something (it was a comedy)
>>215508884I know but I won't tell you.
>>215508750zoomers would walk out of the theater if they saw this.
That sounds like a really specific and funny premise! Based on your description, the movie you're looking for is almost certainly Tragedy Girls (2017).Why it's likely Tragedy GirlsWait, I think I was getting mixed up with another film. After a bit more thought, the movie you're describing, with the specific details about the cult, the woman's flashback story of being a teen used to produce a sacrifice, her saving her son by burning the building, and the kicker that her son became an engineer, points strongly to the 2017 film Better Watch Out (which is a Christmas horror-comedy).Let me double-check that part... Ah, wait, no, the search results aren't confirming it directly, but let's try a different angle.The Correct Movie: DeadstreamAfter digging a little deeper with the very specific plot points you remember, I'm confident the movie is Deadstream (2022).Here's why it fits all your details:Horror Comedy/Recap: It's a found-footage/live-stream horror-comedy, which is often a popular format for recap channels.Breaks into Rundown Building: The main character, a disgraced internet personality, breaks into a supposedly haunted house to livestream his redemption.Attacked by Undead/Cult: He is attacked by a vengeful ghost and the zombie/undead members of a cult that performed rituals in the house.Rescued by Woman/Flashback: He's eventually saved by a woman who arrives at the house and tells him the story of the place in a flashback—she's the only survivor from the original cult's victims.Teenage Girl/Sacrifice/Son: In her flashback, she was a teenage girl kept there to birth a baby for a ritual sacrifice. She rescues her baby (her son) by setting the house on fire.Son Became an Engineer (The Comedy End): The final, comedic line (which is a common detail remembered from the recaps) is that her son grew up to become a civil engineer.I'm very confident that Deadstream is the movie you're looking for.Does that title sound familiar?
>>215508750Can you imagine seeing this and then having to starve yourself after because society is teaching boys that this is what is "hot?" This movie was PG-13 for Christ's sake. I get it if it's R and adults are old enough to understand, but fuck's sake.
start doing this
>loses his mind after not being able to go outside for one dayYes I know he loses his xbox but still, there are other ways to entertain yourself
Disturbia was a good snapshot of an era that no longer exists.
>>215508750i liked the part where the little kids are watching porn
>>215508979Fat fuck
>>215509115except his friend most likely would have been another white kid but that's a minor issue.
>>215508692You don’t order movies, idiot.
>>215509010>>215508750Shia has said he has cheated on every woman he has dated. This nigga def fucked that. Shia got that dawg in him,
>>215508979Sounds like a (you) problem.
>>215508692>I'll take care of it... when I take care of it NOM NOM NOMI wanted the nondescript fast food meal the cop has so bad
>>215509096He doesn't technically lose his Xbox, he gets Xbox Live and iTunes cancelled
Saw this movie again on the twilight of the summer. It is so depalma coded
>>215508692It's good until the third act.
>>215510244are you a woman?
>>215510264it's giving body double
>>215508692I always preferred his mom
>>215508692This is just a rip off of Rear Window, dumbed down for millennials.
>>215510934it's unironically better than rear window
>>215508692This was a very shitty and stupid movie that I hated.
>>215511868filtered
>>215508692I never watched the movie but I have heard the Rihanna song.
>>215511304Lmao.. Hitchcock, Jimmy Stewart, Grace Kelly. The odds are stacked against you there.
