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"Martin" here. I honestly don't know how much influence my brother has on the show or the movie anymore, but it's certainly more than zero and it occurred to me that /tv/ needs to be represented in the new move.
Nothing will probably come of this, but it's worth a try. Pitch me an idea for a Sneed joke in the new movie and I will apply minimal effort to get it in the final product.
Try to keep it realistic. As much as we'd all like to sneak some "niggers tongue my anus" or Hitler shit in, that's simply not going to happen.
This is real. Show me what you got.
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The farm being in the background for one scene would be good enough
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>>215510838
if you're looking to be sneaky about it maybe a theater marquee background gag would be best like "SNEED II: CHUCK'S REVENGE" or something retarded like that
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>>215510882
I'd think that's almost guaranteed, but I honestly don't know shit. We generally don't talk about the show, I stopped watching it in the 90's and didn't see the first movie, but I'm the reason they brought Sneed back.
>>215510904
Yeah, something like that.
I was thinking a specific /tv/ reference but I don't hang out on this board so much. That's why I'm asking you guys.
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>>215510978
i'm not well versed on deep sneed lore, so i can't really help with specifics, but i can pitch some more bad sight gags just to bump your thread.
>a gravestone that says "Formerly Sneed"
>sneed's store abandoned, with the windows boarded up, with a banner under the store sign that says "Coming soon: Chuck's"
> alternate movie titles for the marquee: "Enter the Sneedverse", "Better off Sneed", "Rise of Sneed"
>a phone game called "Sneed Simulator" or "Harvest Sneed"
>a billboard for sneed's store implying they became a national corporate chain

that's all i got for free
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>>215510838
Have Sneed's son wear a Make Springfield Great Again hat and be a school shooter. Have him yell something like "This never would have happened if you didn't shut down Chuck's!"
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>>215511326
Effort is appreciated. Thank you.
>>215511447
Too off putting unfortunately. This has to be light-hearted.
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I'm liking the idea of a background sign joke. Alternately, the Sneed/Chuck rivalry could be the driving force behind the plot.
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I think I should have explained it better.
I'm here not for a Sneed joke, but to tie it in with a 4chan or /tv/ reference.
Like Al Sneed watching a movie eating lobster. A joke that only makes sense to (you) guys.
He's done this before. In his first appearance, Martin goes to an opera that's in Russian. Do you get the joke? No! I'm literally the only one who gets the joke. It was written exclusively for me.
Maybe a "big guy for you?" I don't know the /tv/ memes very well.
I'd love to get a "clean it up, janny" reference in, but then I got to explain it. I don't know. I'm just bored and I had an idea. Maybe I should watch the first movie. Was it any good?
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>>215511681
If I had my way, Sneed would be in the title. For all I know he's not even writing it. Like I said, I don't ask him about work much.
Can't hurt to ask.
I'll probably just link him the thread when it archives
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>>215511750
i think just referencing sneed is in itself big enough nod to /tv/, but i understand what you mean. other than that maybe a reference to the famous sneed copypasta would be more fitting, such as:
>person 1: You see, the sign is a subtle joke-
>person 2: I am not listening to this again.
or something in that area
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>>215511894
Well then I'm pretty sure I can swing something like that.
Either the preempted copypasta or Sneed visibility.
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>>215512027
godspeed, i hope i was some help
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>>215512226
Yeah, I think the pasta is the easy include.
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He literally can't say but he saw the thread.
So I'm thinking of it survives editing it's in.
/thread
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wait, are you Al Jean's brother?
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>>215512226
godSNeed
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>>215513260
Yeah. Since you didn't let the thread die did you want anything? I got only like 3 relevant anecdotes. He's been on the other side of the country for the last 40+ years.
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Make them appear in a shop buying gpus because they’re bitcoin miners now.
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>>215513383
sure, let's hear them.
how rich is that mofo?
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>>215510838
Bart enters
>Cowabunga dude
Lisa:
>Shut up Bart this is serious trouble
Bart:
>Yeah like always

Homer:
>Bart what would Marge say ?

Marge appears from heaven
>OH HOMER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>215510838
Just make some joke about Sneed Was Here
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>>215510838
I got it

Bart:
>Homer you used to be funny

Homer:
>You little sneed
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>>215513479
>How rich
When him and Mike wrote the pilot episode they were promised a cut of the merch. When it took off they didn't get shit.They said "well, we'll just wait until the show is cancelled and then sue."

I originally heard this story from Mom (rip) so the last time I saw Al I asked him if this was true. He pulled his Fox settlement out of his fucking pocket right there in the fucking restaurant, as in he EDC's the proof they fucked him out of the merch contract. This is why he marched in the strike despite technically being management. He ain't poor by any means, but he's not rich like that.

Let me try to remember the other 2 anecdotes.
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Ok, I remember. The other 2 stories have less to do with him and more to do with where we grew up and how it relates to the Sneed thing.

He didn't write that joke. But by a weird synchronicity, Sneed is and anachronistic manifestation of Grandpa's and Dad's hardware store.
29950 w 12 mile. (We're 50% better than Eminem, lol)
Anyway it was originally a feed and seed.
https://www.hometownlife.com/story/news/local/farmington/2015/04/17/farmington-jeans-hardware-store-closing/25912715/

It has since become a run and tug. If you go there today, YOU CAN STILL SMELL THE SEED in the fucking stairwell!

This happened long after the joke was written.
I'm leaving out details, but the top floor pictured used to be the electrical and housewares department.

It happened IRL in reverse.
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*rub and tug
I can't confirm this is an actual place or prostitution, but what do you think? Do legit massage places put "Thai" in the name?
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>>215514005
I'm sure there are a few on the up-and-up just to keep Johnny Law from getting wise
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Anyway, the third story has nothing to do with any of this at all, but IMO is more interesting.
As is off topic I'll be brief.
The high school across the street literally only exists so some guy could play fantasy football with real kids.
Coach John Harrington somehow his first year got to be head coach at North Farmington high School. The next year a new school is built and exists until Harrington retires. He wins the state championship virtually every year. Good players from poor neighborhoods just happen to move into the apartments next door. The school has the richest booster program in the state yet somehow can't afford lights (forcing them to play on Saturday morning when the other team is hung over.) Harrington somehow lives in Beverly Hills (yes we have one in Metro Detroit) in a mansion on a teacher's salary.

Anyway, that's my childhood. Famous older brother, weird hardware and weirder globohomo football school. We lived behind the hardware.
That's about all I got.
I saw a couple of secret doors at Harvard when I visited, but no tunnels. I was like 4 years old. I don't really remember it. Sorry I don't have better context.
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>>215510838
Oh boy! Maybe some kind of flashback to the name change with Sneed being shown covering up the 'uck' at the end of the S with a crudely-painted board reading 'eed' (the end of 'F' having already being modified). I wish I could come up with something better but it's the only thing popping into my mind



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