239 POUNDS?!?!What the fuck, did Homer ever lose the weight before it killed him?
that's a fairly small amount of weight for an average sized person, I'd say?
240 is fat fuck territory unless youre 7 feet tall
Just because it is possible to be fatter than 240 does not mean that 240 isn't fat as fuck
>>215511212I'm 250, 6'2 and I carry it well. Doctors are surprised to see I'm overweight. Most people don't notice either. They usually think I'm on the skinny side.
>>215511212239 is probably the average weight for men in current America.
>>215511212Losing weight is so easy. I started getting fat and my BMI slipped into overweight. I lost 22 pounds in less than 2 months simply by counting calories and eating a deficit. Now my weight is in the middle range of normal and I’m maintaining my weight by counting calories and not over eating. I truly don’t get fatties unless they got fat as a kid.
>>215511212i would look so jacked at 239lb
I'm fatter than homer, 5'11 @ 256
>>215511396I'm a half inch shorter and look like a fat fuck.
That's still 60-80 pounds overweight if you're 5'9-6'0.
>>215511396>I'm 250, 6'2 and I carry it wellI'm 6' 2 and 220 lbs and I KNOW you're full of fucking shit, lmao. The way you look in the mirror isn't reality.
>>215511488Which is really not a lot if it's evenly distributed. Once you get over 100 pounds it's noticable.
>>215511212>tfw 5' 7, 262ibs, and I look fat, but not as comically fat as Homer.Whats going on here? Is Homer really short, or did the writers overestimate how fat 239 is?
>>215511574Homer is 6'
Homerts is 2011 lbs of baskin beauty!
>>215511574Jeez, fatties really are delusional
>>215511673Based lady doctor.
This kind of thread is easily /tv/ at its faggiest. Bunch of hens pecking at each other. Sad, really.
>>215511212I weighed exactly 239 before deciding to lose the weight. I could see in the mirror I was getting fat but in my head there was no way I was over 200 lbs, once I saw that on the scale I was shocked.
>>215511775/fit/niggers posting in food threads are far, far worse.
Okay, chat. I overeat, but it happens right before bed, but I am not hungry at any other time of the day. What the FUCK do I do to change this? Will Ozempic literally help this? My metabolism has come to a halt basically at 40. What the FUCK do I do? I don't want to die. 5'10" 240 and feel like death is approaching, wildly fast. I get these gigantic shits that I think will probably kill me, I've informed my FBI agent on the matter but feel I should present it to you as well. Please, no Indians weigh in on this matter. I don't want your opinions on anything I have to say, though I will admit that Indians probably know more about poop than me. I have such thick, massive loaves that I now understand the concept of a poop knife, but I am too much of a coward to get/use one, but, seriously, I now need to buy an enema kit to have, and that's kind of like you know embarrassing. I might need to kill myself before my poop kills me for me, because the feeling of birthing a huge log, one so big and hard your anus cannot handle it, is abjectly terrifying.
>>215511314I wouldn't WANT to get that thin but with a few years of ozempic I could do it.
>>215511886unfunny
>>215511946I wish I was kidding, Raj
>>215511673Does birth control make them produce less estrogen? No wonder women are so fucking awful now.
>>215511886Try having a cut off time. Something like 8pm. Also brush your teeth earlier. Mint flavored doritos are less appealing.,
>>215511886>Okay chatStopped reading. Consider suicide.
>>215511785Same here. I remember my friend asking me how much I weighed and I said "I think around 180" and he scoffed and said "I think you weigh a little more than that" which offended me, until I stepped on the scale and was at 200. That was before Covid and during I gained another 40 before finally getting my shit together and dropping 80 lbs.
>>215511396Part black?
>>215511886just eat less and only drink water
>>215511673She looks like she fucks black guys
Being 200 lbs is fat unless you go to the gym everyday.Don't get butt hurt with reality just because you are a fat loser
>>215512009A lot of people underestimate how heavy they are. I hooked up with a girl who I found out weighed 220 and sure, she was hard to lift, but I would have never guess she weighed that much.
>>215511212I want to stop eating but it’s the only cope I’ve got.
>>215511396No.Your a fat ass bro.Post body, or run up a flight of stairs and tell us about your heart rate
>>215512036Mulatto doctors won't help him anon.
>>215511488>That's still 60-80 pounds overweight if you're 5'9-6'0.The clown cult hates reality so they will deny or gaslight this.>>215511557>Which is really not a lot if it's evenly distributed. Once you get over 100 pounds it's noticablePoint proven. Unless your 100 lbs overweight it's not a big deal.Try that logic with anything else:An age gap isn't noticeable, unless it's 20 years.The height of a guy isn't noticeable, unless their is at least a foots difference.A toxic personality isn't noticeable, unless it's Katie porter on the bitch scale
>>215511212I used to be about 145 and could eat mountains of greasy sugary garbage without ever putting on weight until I had an accident that has kind of fucked my metabolism and hinders how much exercise I can do. I saw myself in the reflection of a shop window while walking and saw the gut, turns out I was 220. Felt good for finally being a fatty for the first time in my life, and now I'm down to about 180 just from eating slightly less carbs. I'd probably lose the rest if I could do a bit more exercise, but if I over do it it feels like I am being stabbed. I'll get there eventually.
>>215511673Strong wyman won't accept the pill because muh side effects but can't name one.Those same cum dumpsters hate any objections to uncomfortable plastic tied will elastic.Truly sex ed is propaganda
>>215512340>accident that has kind of fucked my metabolismNot possible. Explain your make believe accident and we will laugh at your understanding of metabolic functions
>>215511673Unironically wish i could get a doctor who was just a robot
>>215511673Girls are supposed to be 100 lbs and men are supposed to be 160.How did zoomers get so fat
>>215512351The real issue is this fat fuck is suddenly concerned about side effects meanwhile she shovels 1000's of calories of poison garbage down her throat and has no concern for the side effects of having clogged arteries.
>>215511988Birth control is basically just hormones used to fuck up the natural balance that results in proper conception and implantation of the embryo
>>215512379It's coming, and it's still going to be shitty; psychopathic neobolsheviks will be in charge of programming their treatment algorithms with ESG-adjacent bullshit so that room temperature IQ third world ooga boogas get preferential treatment and you will die while waiting for your place in the queue to come up. Worth it to disenfranchise doctors, desu.
>>215511988Hormonal contraception locks women's bodies in the part of their cycle (chemically) that occurs immediately after ovulation. When estrogen drops and you start to feel like a sad sack of shit for what should only be a week until menstruation.>and between the ages of 15-30, every GP a woman sees will try to force her to take hormonal contraception because "it's just so good for you! it'll make your skin good, and you don't want to get pregnant, right???">the moment a woman turns 30, it becomes "why haven't you gotten pregnant yet?? don't you want to be a mother? let's take you off the contraceptives and maybe your body will be able to ovulate again in 1-2 years."
>>215512369>There is no conceivable way your pancreas can get injured in an accident
>>215511886>Constantly hungry, eating a lot of unhealthy shit, probably hitting 3k+ calories every day.>Tired, sweat a lot.>135lbs but can see all of my ribs.anons i think i'm actually very unwell but i can't afford to see a doctor
>>215512554Just spraytan and tell them your name is Sandraprandajeep Durgesh in the ER.
>>215512420As I pointed out;She has been programmed to chant muh side effects when talking about birth control pills because of sex ed in school.She doesn't know what the buzzword means or really thinks about the topic
>>215512505It's well known that men who blast steroids for 10 years will have a hard producing their own testosterone once they get off it. Yet, we tell teenage girls to start taking birth control to stop their cycle and act surprised when they get off it they have all sorts of problems. The menstrual cycle is a lot more complicated than testosterone production. Not to mention when women get off it is usually when their fertility is already past its peak.
>>215512545Explain how it was injured.Was it removed?Hook noses really are as stupid as chat bots
>>215512505Plastic elastic tied to your most sensitive part is worse.Also you already waited too long for kids at 30. That is why autism is so high.Have your kids before 22
>>215512622She can be retarded for more than one reason.
>>215512667That's not me, but yes it was a pancreas injury. Lacerated pancreas. And the weight gain is not just from the injury alone, it's definitely also from the fact that I am less mobile. But they have said there has been a change in my metabolism as well. Abnormal enzyme levels and a bunch of other shit that I honestly don't fully understand because I don't have a medical degree. They wanted to remove it when I woke up in hospital and realised it was fucked, but because I was keeping food down and not shitting and pissing blood like people with this injury normally do, they decided to leave it in and see how it goes. They said that weight loss would be a bigger concern, because that would be an indicator that it was no longer working at all, so they just told me to control my diet a bit better and try to exercise a bit more as I am able to.
>>215511212hes 60 lbs overweight for 6'2". thats obese fat fuck territory.
Homer is 6'0 tall and 239lbs. I'm 6'6 and incurably ill, i eat like shit in large quantities, im inactive, and i sleep 10 hours a day, and i'm like 220. This is not a joke if you're that fat you're in serious trouble, thats FAT
>>215513330No you don't understand I'm 5'1" and 365 lbs but I carry it well so the doctors think I'm skinny. I don't even work out.
>>215512492I know the ai ones are coming but i meant an actual good one that doesnt hallucinate shit.
>>215513330I'm 300 at 6'6 because of chronic alcoholism.
>>215513401if you're not gonna stop being an alcoholic maybe you should switch to harder liquors, whiskey will get you drunk faster with less calories
>>215513423>low calorie bourbon
>am a 120lb manlet>severe alcoholic and coke addict>beat doctor who pointed this out to me to death>told his wife to go die in a fire still on the run
>>215513423Tequila is actually the lowest calorie liquor iirc.
>>215513330Not everyone is a 7" wrist lankoid, at 220 you're 20lbs underweight (unless you're sub 8% bf) if you have anything approaching remotely normal proportions
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>>215511212Is 223 still fat?
>>215513695It's all muscle. Just lift bro.
