Not only did he proceed to get his ass kicked by a sith lord, he also pronounced specialty wrong. Was he retarded?
>>215511593I never got this line of his like sure if you consider the entire clone wars, novels, and the phantom menace then yeah obiwan has taken on two, maybe three sith. historically he could claim that he's fought more sith than any jedi in the past millennia. but that doesnt make him some expert or specialist. as soon as he comes up against any competence, he gets murked and this scene is actually the second time dooku rolled him.
>>215511593>reassure the person you're rescuing, Kenobi!>but what if some neckbeards a long time in the future in a galaxy far far away get assblasted because my reassurance isn't literally true?>who cares?
>>215511593Shut the fuck up you drooling, inept, low IQ, knuckle dragging, piece of shit, RLM ball washer.
>>215512041Lucas never thought any of this shit through. He just thought it was a witty line.
>>215512041Sith lords are not particularly common in the first place, it's not really impressive to claim it as your specialty when there's only ever two at a time.It's like saying>watching National Treasure movies is my speciality
>>215511593>>215512041>>215512362>>215512414>Let's take this clearly sarcastic line seriously because we need any possible excuse to hate these moviesFaggots the lot of you
>>215512452>let’s have him say a witty line like Alec Guinness even tho it makes no sense in the context of the movie… retarded fanboys will still lap it up
>>215512452He didn't say it in a sarcastic tone
>>215511593The whole point of the prequels is that the jedi are arrogant pedophilc cultists with delusions of grandeur
yea some drunk scot runs his mouth and that's the unbelievable partmeanwhile twenty seconds later a 10 ton metal walkway crushes his lower body and he walks it off
>>215511593he had a loicence to pronounce it that way, its ok.
>>215511593>pronounced specialty wrongIt's an ancient galaxy, not real life
kek prequelfags are so thin skinned
>>215511593reminder that obi was the only jedi in the prequel era to defeat two sithlords and live to tell the talehim losing twice to dooku doesn't change that fact
>>215512930And yet he was still a retard and a punk ass bitch.
A Sith Lord?
>>215512893Mr. Plunkett made one video where he turned Darth Maul into a Totino's pizza roll and it mindbroke them for 20 years
>>215512962How do you think it felt to go from this movie to Black Snake Moan?
So Anakin kneels before Monster Mash and pledges his loyalty to the Graveyard Smash
>>215512982probably felt pretty good while he was plowing white trash christina ricci rawdog and not pulling out
>>215511593>get his ass kicked by a sith lordI just watched the scene again twice and at no point does Dooku kick Obi-wan in the ass. Dooku never performs any kicking attacks whatsoever. This seems like a pretty significant plot hole in your post.
>>215513127He figuratively kicks him in the ass with the metal walkway, which lands on his ass.
>>215512041It was just Obi-Wan making a pithy remark (the exact type of stupid shit he always says) but, I suppose, ever having even seen a Sith Lord (considering there's two in the entire galaxy, normally) would make him a "specialist", especially considering he made it out of the encounter alive
>>215512701>later a 10 ton metal walkway crushes his lower body and he walks it offHe had high bacta levels in his blood
>>215513408I mean he did more than make it out, he straight up killed Darth Maul. At least before they retconned it in the cartoon and had Maul survive, but even in the cartoons they had him kill Maul again, and more decisively this time, so by all rights he's got a decent winrate against Sith Lords. He just can't beat Dooku in particular.
>>215514146ACTUUAALLLY if you had read the books you would know that Maul was never a trve Sith Lord. He was what we call a Sith Assassin.
>>215512997Still the best line Mike’s ever come up with.
>>215513408>considering there's two in the entire galaxy, normallyEven with the Rule of Two, there will sometimes be three Sith: the Master, the Apprentice, and later an Apprentice of the first Apprentice who helps him overthrow, and then become, the Master.In the prequels the Rule of Two didn't seem to apply, because there were Palpatine, Maul his official apprentice, and Dooku who was not an apprentice nor was he training an apprentice of his own, all active at the same time.
>>215514311I believe Sith assassin is not mutually exclusive with being a Sith Lord. Maul was just the only assassin that was also a Sith Lord, hence the Darth title. Which of course he lost when he was replaced by Dooku (Darth Tyranus)
>>215514467Wasn't Dooku's apprentice Asajj Ventress?
>>215511593>crashes ship
>>215514485He had some nice hair in this movie
>>215514470I think its in here but Sheev never considered Maul to be a true apprentice.
>>215514516Well unfortunately that's a Legends book so that may be true but it only applies to the Legends Timeline and not the Sacred Timeline.
>>215514484Yeah I was just going off the films. Everyone's got some secret apprentice in the Expanded Universe. Threepio was probably training up a force sensitive droid in a hidden location despite his failing to mention it in the films.
>>215514591Fair enough, but Ventress was actually introduced in Tarkovsky's Clone Wars series which was kind of a big TV event leading up to the release of episode 3 so I feel like a lot more people would be familiar with her due to that. Same with how they know Grievous because of this series, which also explains why Grievous has breathing problems because he got his chest crushed a few minutes prior to the events of the film.
Was the Galactic empire a Sith empire? Besides Vader, he had various emperors hands, inquisitors and other dark side servants.
>>215512414>watching National Treasure movies is my specialityIt literally is
>>215513248OW! MY ASS!
