Wtf did I just watch?
An eerie portent of your future
literally me kino
I wish I had a real girl.
>>215512403you will
this is one my favourite films. i still catch myself singing LOVE like the goose sometimes.
>>215512403When you get one you will wish you had a blow up doll. Women have never been more insufferable.
I've had one of these things. They're fuck off heavy, full of metal rods, and colder than a dead fish despite the fact that I sprung for the internal heater. Just feels like fucking clammy rubber and they're an absolute bitch to clean.Worst $4k I ever wasted. Had to hack it into pieces like a serial killer just to get it into the trashcan. Literally just hire a prostitute.
>>2155122282049 but good
>>215512228This movie is stupid, because Ryan Gosling can walk in the streets and 10 girls will jump at him. They should have cast a real incel.
>>215512584Women did want him in the movie. That wasnt the problem.
>>215512529>Literally just hire a prostitute.But how? We're autistic. I, for one, couldn't get laid in a whorehouse.
>>215512636I tried a sugar website once and nobody would respond to me.
>>215512636I'm literally an Asperger and I accomplished it. Just go to Vegas.
>>215512659I unironically have an easier time getting laid from regular slags than actual prostitutes. Just trying to coordinate the whole transaction and figure out the rules is overwhelming.
>>215512711No, it's not. Not really.
>>215512711It's not for everybody but I just hire prostitutes and jerk off on them. Sex is so much work and they'll give you a better deal. It's awkward but they're usually relieved.
>>215512529>had to hack it to pieces like a serial killerI wanna see someone do this on video, i wish it was you
>>215512742what a waste of time and money
>>215512821This was years ago anon, like 2019. Sorry :^( you're essentially just fucking a clothing store mannequin with extra bells and whistles.
>>215512838Sex sucks anyway. Search your heart, you know it's true.
>>215512529You can even hack a prostitute into pieces just like your robot.
>>215513821But at least with a prostitute you'll have a tasty little snack left over that can be kept in the fridge for a few weeks :^)
>>215513821>RobotPlease, they're glorified mannequins.
