What the fuck was her problem?
>>215512885are girls as soft as they look
>>215512922Softer.
>>215512922Why won't you hire a hooker and find out?
yup I'm having an erection right now
>>215512885>I'm not gay, but I will still sleep on this narrow couch with a lesbianShe had it coming.
>>215512922they actually are.
>>215512885Uhh, source?
>>215512922Soft, warm and silky. And they smell good.
>>215513146I'm guessing Shameless though I had to quit watching because Jeremy Allen White is so off-putting as an actor
>>215512922how the FUCK should i know?
>>215513279I'd stick my tongue in her cooze.
>>215512922They feel like bags of sand.
>>215512885Trusting a thirsty homo. Never ever do that. Espescially if you're considered conventionally attractive.
>>215513953They're girls, who gives a shit.
God i wish that were me
>>215513986The straight girlThe sraight girls boyfriendThe straight girls husbandThe straight girls family and friends who don't want her pounced on by a thirsty rapist lezYou know.Normal people. .
>>215512938I'm poor or I would.
>>215512922No, the other replies are trannies doing damage control
>>215514532it's ok to admit you've never touched a woman anon
>>215512922Yes, but they are nice only on the outside, on the inside they are vapid, mean whores wrapped in disease and darkness that will ruin your life
I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl
>>215514650I'm 40 unironically
>>215514650I kissed a girl for the first time (outside of prostitutes) this year at 33 so theres still hope.
>>215513358>tongue>coozewhere is this meme coming from?do people really say 'cooze' unironically?
>>215514794story time?
>>215514894There's not much of a story. I asked out a girl I knew, we dated for a little while then she lost interest. Didn't get to fuck her but we made out a lot.
>>215514868that's all these deadbeats do over here, talk about cooze
>>215514868It's an apt name because the cooze oozes.
>>215514924Did she know you are a virigin? How did the first kiss go / feel? Did she recognise you didn't know what you were doing?
>>215515114>Did she know you are a virigin?I'm not technically a virgin since I've fucked hookers>How did the first kiss go / feel?From the times I've kissed hookers, it kinda felt like she was worse at kissing than me, but I didn't care. This was a friend I was in love with for a while; just getting to press my lips onto hers was pure ecstasy for me>Did she recognise you didn't know what you were doing?Probably considering she lost interest shortly after and dumped me. Before her I never had a date go past the 2nd and its pretty hard to fake that kind of inexperience I suppose
>>215512922Especially bigger ones Bbw softmaxxxing
>>215512885This is rape
>>215512885Asmongold: THIS IS SA SA ITS SA ITS SEXUAL ASSAULT GIVE ME EVERY CLIP OF THISITS TWITCHES FAULT NOBODY WILL DO ANYTHING!
>>215515478meds now
>>215512885She was ovulating
>>215512922Yes but right after the nut they feel like you're just grabbing meat. Think like if you grab your own ass or a piece of your flesh without hair, no magic for like 15 minutes then it becomes spectacular again
>>215515701And this justifies spontaneous cunnilingus?
>>215512885Is this The Parent Trap (1998)?
>>215512885is this rape?
>>215513279ummmm how old are these girls? can the moderators do something?
>>215512922Yes. Soft and smooth and plush. Very fun to squeeze and squish and jiggle
>>215512885Girls are weird
>>215512922yes, the opposite of men that are hard and stiff all the time.
>>215516629Why are they like this
>>215514378>rapistCalm down. How gay do you have to be to care that a girl kissed your gf/wife
>>215512885Boner: HARDHeart: SOFTYep, it's goonging time.
>>215512922Some have low muscle % and feel really soft or even flabby and squishy like water bags, the fit ones are firm, my ex was like that and grabbing her thighs felt like mine but with no hair
>>215516682To attract mates
>>215512885>The little strand of saliva at 0:25JUST LIKE IN MY ANIMES
>>215512885God hates sodomy. They going to burn in hell.
>>215516682What is this from?
>>215518667You seriously want me to believe that the son of God never fapped to some good titty-to-titty lesbian porn? You now, the actual MAN himself? What's the problem with God, is he gay or something? You have to be gay to not like lesbian porn (Not actual lesbians), isn't being gay a sin? Yeah, I am sure Jesus fapped to some good titty-to-titty lesbian shit, he can't be that gay if his Father forbids being gay.
>>215512922Yes but they're just not worth the trouble. Find a soft femboy to snuggle with, despite the name they have way less fem-brained drama swirling in their heads. Fuck and suck and snuggle and flirt and chill and smoke and surf and build gunpla, femboys are into all that shit without the performative judgy bullshit women attach to everything.
>>215518895faggot
>>215518963Enjoy your blacked whores, clown
>>215516682ban lip filler
>>215519055>your options are mudsharks or faggotsmental illness self report.
>>215519100Is this photo edited? Why does she look like that?
>>215519134she always looked mannish
>>215519100It's the truth chuddy. No woman worth it wants you, that's a fact. Guys who act like girls can be just as soft, you're missing out
>>215519179anal sex is disgusting, faggots are spiritually indian
>>215516682Mints are too strong these days, you guys don't dilute your breath mints by passing them between yourself and a good bud?
>>215519193You're the one sounding like jeet simping over a gash like your life depends on it. Anal feels like heaven, and femboys know how to actually ride instead of just starfishing until she can cash your check
>>215519055Isn't this a girl identifying as male?
>>215516431old enough for kisses
i love women so much bros
>>215519134She picked up the call
>>215519134she's old and bogged
