>be little kid watching SPIKE tv because the SPIKE video game awards was on>fall asleep>wake up to pic related ads playing on repeat at like 3 ami dont know but this memory crawled from the back my brain for no reason today. i tried looking it up now that im a 26 year old with the power of the internet and apparently all of the actual footage is in the wind because these niggas were using some of the footage without the girls consent (also may or may not have not all been above the age of 18 lmao).
>>215513032This made my tiny 5 inch cock wet and hard when i was a boy
I Google “girls kissing girls” I get 3 million results
I first saw these on comedy central when I was 10. You best believe I stayed up late to catch them. No ragrets
>>215513093For me it was late night public access that had shows with honest to goodness nudity mashed up with clips of 80s movies and violence
>>215513061>wetWhat?
>>215513195Let me guess, circumcised?
>>215513032The bongo drums were hilarious
I have a Pavlovian response to steel drums
>>215513093This and I had an innocuous cartoon on the "back" channel that I'd switch to if I heard someone coming down the hall.
>>215513061>tiny>5 inch>boy
>>215513593Steel drums, you retard.
>>215513854kek i know that button well
>>215513032Looking back it's actually crazy this would play on TV at night. I would stay up late hoping for it to come on
For me it was the softcore porn previews on Cinemax's OnDemand
>>215513032>staying up to try and catch these in the paid programming slot, only to get 2 hours of fuckass bosley and bowflex ads on repeatin hindsight television was weird so weird because who the fuck were these 2 hour long ad blocks even for?
>>215514124when the starving african kids came on it was time for bed. also you just know that skinny christian guy was stealing all the money.
>>215513593>bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee
>>215513854>finger sat on the "last channel" button in case parents woke upfuckin memories right there
For me it was wild on. It also ruined My perception of adulthood.>>215513854>Back BurtonDamn, I forgot that existed
When I was a kid I'd watch them over and over thinking "maybe this time a nipple will slip"
>>215513032Remember when hot young girls kissing got all men hard.Now it's just "Look at those fucking dykes, disgusting" because the lesbians and feminist creeps started to shame men for liking hot women and hot women making out for male enjoyment. And wanting to create a dykes only safespace in all media. Thus permanently destroying any and all male like and enjoyment directed towards lesbians. Which ended with all lesbian media dying from lack of money flow and open disgust and hate from men...which also made gay women including many lesbians who thought they could bump clams then hook up with a guy once they got too old lose all sexual bargaining power forever.
>>215514451shut up and talk about tits you sad fuck
I was randomly in Daytona Beach with my Dad when I was a kid. He had a work deal of some sort and I tagged along cuz I was on spring break. Turns out it was like a transition from black bike week to spring break and it was the most insane shit I'd ever seen. I remember my Dad trying to shield me from seeing debauchery in the car, but eventually just gave up. It was like I had visited an entirely new planet, I was awestruck.
one of the first times I used dial up internet on my home computer was to go to the girls gone wild website
>>215513032I flipped it over to boys bonging it up
i can't imagine growing up today with unlimited porn, no wonder people are fucked
>>215513214yes, it had pee and wet cheese over it..
>>215514641Ah yes. Permanent mutilation so you don't have to care about personal hygiene.
>>215514124Seems stupid that they didn't fill the time with reruns or whatever.
>>215514451Go outside you extremely online dork
>>215513032I never even ever bothered looking them up online when I became of fapping age, was anything even worthwile?
>>215514790i never did either. i think because they were tapes they didn't really end up online, plus it took forever to download even a short clip. you can find them now though in torrents or whatever
>>215514867It was incredibly tame shit anyways. other then the fact that some of the girls turned out to be underaged
>>215514451idk bro I randomly looked up lesbian orgy porn last night which isn't normally my think and it was like 8 chicks all choreographed with very obvious focus on angularly displaying their legs and foot fetish shit. I would rate it 11/10
>>215514767>>215514475>Dykes madYou carpet munchers wanted to be taken serious. Hated the male gaze. Wanted us to not lust after you. You got it. Now you cunts can't even make money on OF.
>>215514475I was at an industry convention back in August and I met a chubby mystery-meat chick with MASSIVE tits who claimed to be a married lesbian. That Sunday we went out walking around the city day-drinking and ended up in her room drinking and doing coke all night.Eventually I made a move and she kissed me back and for the rest of the night we alternatively fucked between rounds of doing coke and drinking booze.After the first time we banged she went to put her bra and shirt back on and I said "no, no. those stay out for the rest of the night" and she shrugged and went with it.Just huge, dark pancake areolae either in view or in my mouth all night long.
>>215513083OP BTFO
These seemed absolutely mind-blowing when you were 13 but that was then and this is now.
>>215513083>"just google vagina bro"
>>215515072It really is fucked up how spoiled we are porn wise. The fact that barely legal tit flashing used to be the peak of porn for us as kids says a lot, nowadays I can find a girl shoving a bat up her ass for 20 OnlyFans subscribers. Shit's wild man.
Women and boobies are scary.
>>215513032I had access to porn and girls my own age and the occasional pedo old woman. I didn't need drugged up prostitutes and drunk girls showing off their tits.I had actual tits and pussy to suck and fuck IRL.And real porn, actual porn was easy to acqurie. We real G's traded porn both found and ordered through clandestine methods like pirates gold.
>>215514427Literally me too, bro
Anyone actually watch the DVD? Was it any good at all?
>>215513061Why was your cock wet?
Reminder that this was basically revenge porn and, were it released today, the creators would be in jail.
>>215515339what is revenge porn
>>215515339Bad comma usage
>>215515339no its not lol
>>215515339i think its less revenge porn and more not telling some people that they WILL be put on this compilation of girls showing their tits and making out, and that they might even be in one of the televised ads lmao. which is exactly what they were sued for multiple times apparently
>>215515396I'll not hear another word against these gentlemen!They were consummate professionals that got a signed waiver from every individual appearing in their content.
>>215515339They got sued into bankruptcy and the creator actually did go to jail several times.
>>215515339Oh that kike was sued into the ground. I think he narrowly avoided jail time
>>215515396What did they think was going to happen when they flashed cameras and went to an RV to film softcore porn?
>>215515463He went to jail on two separate occasions for about a year each in 2013 and 2015. After that he left the USA permanently and moved to Mexico to dodge further legal issues.
>>215513032>>215515300Every ggw vid was like 50 minutes of girls just dancing in a bar. A few girl-girl kisses and a couple flashes then like 5-10 minutes of a couple girls making out and maybe one would take her top off. Way the commercials were edited it made you think it was gonna be constant titties when the reality it was maybe 5 minutes tops.
>>215515339>in January 2015, Francis agreed to settle a separate 2003 lawsuit which involved allegations of him taping the exposed breasts of underage girls as part of Girls Gone Wild content.[28] The 2015 civil settlement also involved Francis agreeing to serve 336 days in jail after accepting a no contest plea to criminal charges of child abuse and prostitution.[28]he literally did go to jail lmao. like yeah no shit bro i remember a lot of these being spring break themed, so yeah when you go around taping every pair of tits without IDing youre asking for it
>>215515524>there was a time when CP was advertised on late night televisionmental
>>215515480They originally got signed consent forms from all the girls who appeared on the videos along with verification of their age.At some point they got sloppy from all the coke they were doing, and started including underage girls or girls who didn't consent. One of the girls in a video had her top pulled off by someone else and sued them and won a big verdict.The guy's biggest trouble came when he got into a fued with billionaire casino owner Steve Wynn after he racked up a $2 million dollar gambling debt at the casino and tried to avoid paying by filing a false police report and trying to get a restraining order claiming that Wynn threatened to murder him. Wynn sued him for defamation and won a $20 million verdict.
>>215515541Why were minors getting drunk at those places in the first place?
>>215515719Boomer here. My generation was born in 1984. In high school everyone would scratch the "4" in "1984" on their ID down to a "1" with an exacto-knife and be 3 years older when attempting to buy liquor or get in to bars.
>>215515719fake ids nigga
>>215515874Bullshit. Girls under 21 hate old dudes
>>215514451weird projection lol. I would get that point if it was in terms if being desensitized. I have spent the last 15 years edging to the most despicable hardcore shit a non-pedo can find, but if I'm in a hurry and need to get a quick super horny nut off, I watch girls making out. I do prefer them to have their tits out but I can remember when youtube was the only video streaming that reliably worked on my flip phone and would watch hundreds of vids of girls kissing. That and breast exams and milk expressing tutorials.
>>215513854the return button, the savior of many a boy
was that a nipple?i think it wasaw yesss
>>215516077MODS
>>215515300I had a dvd that my friend's dad had forgot at my place. (guess they were jerking off together lol) It was neat to see tits but was mostly just douchebags running around with cameras. The real gold was the "bonus content" where two girls get on the bus and lick chocolate whipped cream of each other's tits. It fades to black as they start peeling panties and showed a link to the website or something but the tit sucking lasted for a while. Decent for a pre brainrot goon sesh
>>215516077
>>215513032All of the vids are up on erome
>>215516015Stop LARPing as a man online you sad cunt.
Anyone got any recommendations for porn that's like GGW, but without a dude talking? I love every aspect of it, but my boner instantly disappears as soon as the cameraman says anything.
>>215516170ggw but with the volume off
>>215516170listen to rammstein while you fap
>>215516077looks like billy mays
>>215515339>Reminder that this was basically revenge pornNo it wasn't, they were paid porn stars or wanna be porn stars, I remember seeing Trisha Uptown in one of the ads.
>>215514124>bowflexlel forgot all about that
>>215515719>Why were minors getting drunk at those places in the first place?Class of 1986 here and back in the day, it was expected that teens start drinking and smoking weed when they started high school (10th grade, 15-16 years old) my buddies and I would regularly come home totally smashed at 2:00am after a kegger party and our parents didn't blink an eye.
>>215513214What does that have to do with precum?
>>215514752the network has to pay for reruns, where as this is a company paying for 2 hours of airtime at a time very few people are watching. It's basically easy money for them.
>>215513032>Flip to The Girls Next Door playing on E! hoping to see some blurred out tiddies>Scroll to the movie channels>Scan the ratings and description, searching for Nudity or Sexual Content>Flip back and forth between 5 different movies, trying to assess which one had the most potential>Go read the descriptions on the porn channels, while keeping your eye on the film in the top, right corner so you don't miss the sex scene>Flip back to comedy central every 10 minutes to catch the Girls Gone Wild ads. My internal clock is so finely tuned, that I never miss it.>Stroking my dick like a madman, edging for hours on end, because I can't find any actual nudity>Constantly on high alert for parents walking down the hallwayI don't think that was very healthy
>>215514676>>215516657
>mfw watching the softcore porn previews that were available with on demandthat shit was only in the living room too. i was dancing with death
>>215517068I had a tv in my room. No idea why they would allow that.One time my mom opened my bedroom door and could obviously tell I turned of my tv just as she came in. She told me to turn the tv back on to see what I was watching.In the 2-3 seconds it took for the screen to come back on I was able to succesfully press the back button to the safe channel.Kids these days have no idea how easy they've got it.
I really just thought these were camera guys going to parties and seeing softcore stuff. I didnt know there was fucking until a thread here about a girl saying her life was ruined. Is any of it even worth watching?
>>215517326holy fuck that reminds me of a similar story>be teenager>house got wifi finally maybe a year ago>watching pornhub in one of like 10 tabs>dad barges in>quickly switch to leftmost tab, pornhub is rightmost>dad demands to know what im watching>show him innocent webpage i switched to >he instructs me to show him the next tab>show him>"next one">show him>"next one">does this for each tab, im sweating bullets>get to second to last tab>dad stops>just says "don't get this computer taken away..." and leaveswhy are parents so eager to traumatize their kids for being gooners? i mean i get it but still
>>215517534Perhaps he could read the last tab and went easy on you.I remember my boomer father leaving blatant internet history behind but I could tell he gave up at paywalls. Hustler, Swankmag, Barely Legal. I could tell his thought process.>Fuck this, it's easier to just buy the magazine.It's like "hey dad, try gigagalleries.com"
>>215513032I downloaded a few of these a couple months ago out of curiosity to see what the actual videos were like. They're pretty bad. It's like home movie quality.
>>215516077Remember how they'd turn generic music off and turn the audio on after like 1am
>>215514124Why are the zoomers such as yourself speaking about television features in the past tense? Paid programming still exists.
>wait until parents are asleep>turn on TV in bedroom>set brightness to 1 so it's barely visible>lay in sleeping position with finger on the off button>jack off to infomercials on the spanish channels in silence listening for movement in the hallVideo very much relatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxpptYB5DII
>siphons neighborhood wifi
>>215513032Yeah women aren’t responsible for any of their actions. The vids are still widely available.
The precursor to girls gone wild being banned from television gore compilations that also happened to have Mardi Gras flasher tapes includes is funny.Imagine trying to jerk off to that but having to rewind before whatever gore segment is after the flashers.
>>215515515Er, no. It was about 5 - 10 minutes of the party stuff, followed by fingering and rug munching for 20 min, repeated 4 times. Sometimes a solo masturbation scene.
showcase had softcore porn shows on friday and a softcore porn movie on saturday. sometimes during the week there was another softcore porn show on that i forgot the name of
>>215515719because teenagers are not kids and calling them minors when they get wasted and fucked at parties is stupid
>>215518125The Showcase Revue put a lot of Canadian boys through puberty.For many years I thought Chas Lawther was the same guy that played Gennaro in Jurassic Park.
>>215514936my problem with orgy porn is that once it gets past 6 people it just becomes a chore to watch
they couldn't do ggw today because legal issues aside spring break in florida is almost exclusively obese blacks
>>215518025Shit I’m trying to remember what a program was called that was similar to that. It would show mental clips from entertainment in forging countries, and not all of gory or sexual. I remember one clip they showed as a chinkette getting aroused by a tree, popping her tits out, the tree having a dildo shaped branch, then as she rode it a warlock type dude coming out of the woods, sucking her tits and mill/squirty cream coming out.Would be on at a similar time to Eurotrash on Channel 5 in the UK I think
>>215518192they couldn't do it today cause there would be absolutely zero demand for it on account of free internet porn being a thing now
>>215514522Checked and kek'd
>>215515719Because they were cool
>>215515149>and the occasional pedo old woman.This, I miss my female groomer friends, it's like they mixed their motherly instinct with their sexuality.>>215517326Bruh I feel you, my TV cable was plugged into my mom's room, she'd randomly unplug it if she heard me up watching Adult Swim. Their block repeated, so I'd just wait for her to fall back asleep, then I'd have to quietly unlock her door, crawl through the floor, use my lightup watch to plug my TV back in properly, then crawl back and finish my programs.
>>215513032I used to turn it to the PPV channel that was all scrambled just to get a glimpse of a fuzzy distorted boob.
>>215514124Im convinced these late night 3 hour long commercials are meant to seep into your dreams as you fall asleep and influence you
>>215515072What the fuck are you talking about?20 years later and this is STILL the peak of the mountain.I'm convinced that some people's brains are just wired differently. I never understood how someone could get sick of things they like.
>>215513032I didn't watch this stuff for too long, but I couldn't believe Comedy Central aired porn. One time I decided to watch for longer wondering if this is really normal in college, I think it's thanks to porn that I have an adult woman fetish.>>215519261There's a sort of nostalgia to seeing the girl next door slut it up, youtube used to have amateurs posting lap dances and hiproll vids, sometimes you'd find good stuff from myspace and photobucket. Then there was the early camwhoring era, girls who were doing it for the love of the game, it wasn't gammified the way social media is now. I'm aware of /soc/ and the like, of course.
>>215514124>Give me the Christopher Nolan
>>215519319>Then there was the early camwhoring era, girls who were doing it for the love of the game,I miss it so much bros
>>215519319>girls who were doing it for the love of the gameExactly, all the scene girls doing it purely because they were horny sluts and not for simp bucks.
I remember softcore porn with tiddies being shown on basic cables, and it never came on again
>>215515719because late 90s/early 2000s spring break was literally just a gathering of college age kids getting together to do extremely wild shit. like with most situations like this high school age kids who shouldnt be there but want to seem cool sneak in.
I realized I had never actually watched Girls Gone Wild because I was too young at the time and never got the tapes, so I just reviewed one now. The one I watched was basically just lesbian porn but in a spring break type setting. Actually kinda made me nostalgic for that time period. I also didn't see any colored people. I had forgot about that Joe Francis fella. Nice tits involved, white girls, smaller asses, 90s aesthetic. We really had it good back then.
>>215513032in my country people would blame this man: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Gramsci
>>215513032>all of the actual footage is in the windthe commercials were for the dvds. they were pressed onto disc. they are all still out there and the footage is still somewhere as well
>>215515072Cause it feels strange to see “porn” on TV. Well unless you have HBO or some other channels.
>>215521567We had HBO when I was a kid. Fondly remember seeing my first tits on this show.
for me it was Wild On E!
>girls gone wild>nothing about bushcraft>no survival gear nor knowledge>they dont even enter the forest>
>>215514221>Give billions to charity to feed starving African children>They survive off handouts long enough to become irresponsible 20-somethings that have seventeen kids who, in turn, become starving African children requiring handouts
>>215514221nothing was more vibe killing than watching a cool ass show and suddenly a commercial showing emaciated african kids and abused dogs to https://youtu.be/1SiylvmFI_8?si=wn2rAwF-lSRi7xun
For me it was on E! at midnight
>>215516413>No it wasn't, they were paid porn stars or wanna be porn starsSo were the GDP girls, yet those fags are in jail because the girls didn't realize people were going to see the vids.
>>215513032what is the modern day equivalent to spike tv? As a teenager I would fall asleep nearly every night watching that shit
>>215514632That's why it's free. They don't actually make money off the ads, someone's paying to fuck your kids up. A guy who works for pornhub was filmed admitting they let LGBT content 'slip' into straight content to "help kids discover their sexuality".
>>215516109Why's your friend's dad bringing porn to your house jej
i swear i remember a few times when there would actually be nipples and ass cracks shown.
>>215521691My man
>>215521856I just mean I remember jerking off like three times in a day to one photo of a pop star or something, if i would have had access to porn like we do now i'd just be jerking off all day long. this concept of "gooning" wasn't even in a thing back then because it took like a minute to download one photo.
>>215521830>what is the modern day equivalent to spike tv?It doesn't exist anymore. Television is thoroughly feminized. You'll find a lot of "guy stuff" online, though.
>>215514370The true chads knew parents would eventually catch on to that trick, so the Galaxy brain move would be to hit return, then channel up.
