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>because only spartan women give birth to men


How do you reply without sounding mad?
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>>215513221
As an American, I don’t reply. There are no such thing as American men in 2025.
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what did she mean by this?
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>>215513221
rape her husband
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also I watched a Spartan show about spartan society once. and they said the main way spartan soldiers picked wives was to find them alone . chase them down and then force them home to rape. after that she was basically stuck with that person. I'm sure modern women would like that selection process
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>>215513221
>hands her a history book on the Peloponnesian War
>opens a link to Wikipedia indicating the centuries of decline before Alexander the Great was even born.
They made a token effort of resistance to rally the Greeks at Thermopylae, but the war was won at Marathon.
Their later history was dominated by being literal cattle slaves to Persian gold and being unable to win a decades long war with a polity barely 100 miles away from them. They barely existed during Alexander's time, and were irrelevant by Roman times. The training program, the agoge, was a complete meme. They didn't have a monopoly on violence and were not actually good at fighting, at any time in their history.
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>>215513221
>Adds in bullshit subplot that wasn't even in the comic
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>>215513530
>achoully Ancient Greece and Rome and Egypt all sucked and were worse than our LGBTQ society chud! except those societies were also achoully black kings and weren’t white and in that case they achoully prospered!
mental illness
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She replied with that quote to an athenian woman asking why only spartan women were allowed to own property in the whole Greece.
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>>215513530
Okay, Mohammad.
>>215514275
What
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>>215514289
A woman from Athens asked her why only Spartan women were allowed to own property in Greece and she replied with that quote.
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>heh, we'll only let a few children survive, we'll take a billion gorillion slaves and have them run the country for us and we'll just keep them down forever because we're le heckin superwarriors, what could go wro-ACK
The funniest thing about Sparta's collapse is that you can tell from contemporary writings that literally everyone but Sparta saw it coming because it was so absurdly obvious and Sparta still did nothing about it.
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>>215513221

Actually our (((council of elders))) gave Ranjeet here and his 3000 Indian cousins Spartan passports, so they are just as Spartan as you are...even though all they refuse to do any hard work, and just want the easy jobs sitting behind the temple desk and trying to rape the temple virgins all day. But if you have a problem with that, well you're not really Spartan at all and you should find somewhere else to live.
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>>215513221
You must have pretty small men if the women are capable of birthing them without being ripped in half. What’s that gestation period like?
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>>215514322
So..the spartans were cucks?
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>>215514275
That’s not true at all though, it was a reply to someone asking why Spartan women are allowed to speak
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>>215514350
The creepy dudes with the QT Oracle chick wouldn’t let them anon. It was the carnia.
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>>215513221
rape her so that she bears my male child
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>>215514875
This. lol. I have no idea wtf that other fag was talking about.
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Like this.
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>>215514206
They raped boys and those boys grew up to become men who raped boys.
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>>215514672
Bro…
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>>215514350
There was a significant portion of Spartans that warned what would happen and wanted to act on it but they were denounced as icky Nazis by the complicit (((Athenian))) media.
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>>215513221
Raises a few questions about what's in her pants.
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>>215515789
Slave societies (basically all European societies prior to the fall of Rome) had this issue. Marx wrote quite a bit about it. The funniest part is that the American south fell apart the exact same way.
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>>215515832
That's my point.
Ever since Oswald Mosley, Enoch Powell and George Lincoln Rockwell there has been a significant line of thought warning the modern West of the disaster of (((diversity))) and its inevitable consequences.
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>>215514819
Yes, they butt fucked each other for platoon cohesion too, and because spartan would would gain the land and wealth of her husband when he died, the women would end up pushing for constant conflicts
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>>215516062
Grim. Cucked out like the west. Even when I saw the movie when it was released, I noticed the cucked moments. One is when she nods to Gerald Butler before he kicks the guy down the well.
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>>215513324
What's kind of cool is since this shill or bot is ragebaiting with this, the fact there's rage at the statement means there ARE in fact American men.

We're gonna make it bros, and we're gonna get to absolutely sear justice upon the flesh of all the jew demons and their swarthoid golems that got us to this point. God Blesses Us.
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>>215515743
>The ancient world was buttfucking 24/7
>But everyone didn't die of AIDS somehow
okay bro
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>>215517056
Holy cringe. You'll never be a real man.
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>>215515743
We know what the LGBTQHIV+ community is like don’t remind us.
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>>215513221
My boss looks like this, only she is a white kiwi. She hates me and constantly belittles and insults me. I don't mind, every now and then she smiles at me and makes it all worthwhile.
One day she will be mine.
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>>215517308
Ranjeet, reality is not like the Bollywood saar.
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>>215517093
They didn't fuck monkeys
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>>215513221
She reminds me of my first kiss.
The neighbor was babysitting me and groomed me over a few months, asking if I masturbated, if I masturbated to her, eventually giving me a demeaning handjob. After I spirted on my belly, she took some on her fingers into her mouth and kissed me, drooling my load into my mouth.
And that is the story of my first kiss.
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>>215517339
Kek that's not it at all. I am friends with the Indian menial workers though. One of them keeps telling people "I don't need weapon!" when he gets mad.
I just want a dommy kiwi cunt to beat me with her cane and call me a bad doggy.
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>>215513530
That’s unfair. Athens was the Rome of its time and by far the region’s biggest empire. You haven’t actually read Thucydides.
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>>215513221
more like fartin' women
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>>215513221
another siglos has been deposited in your account
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>>215513221
>Dooms you and the rest of mainland Greece into utter irrelevance that you have to form leagues just to survive against the weakest Diodachi kingdom, becoming a pawn between the Major powers to annoy the Antingoids all before everyone looses the Great Maceadonian Civil War to Rome and Parthia
Nothing personal Hellas
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>>215517478
That would be the Persians not Athens.
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>>215517093
aids was a government experiment. theres a lost videotape about the scientists meeting with cia spooks talking about it.
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>>215517410
gay
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>>215513221
I wouldn’t say a single word to her.
I would assemble the Macedonian phalanx, and that’s what no one did.
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>>215514350
oh no it's even funnier
>households can lose citizenship if they're too poor to contribute to the communal food system
>ex-citizen households have no, zero, nada ways back in to citizenship
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>>215517093
AIDS is the result of niggers fucking monkeys. There were no niggers or monkeys in Europe back then.
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>>215513221
I wouldn't say a thing. I'd listen and that's what no one did
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>>215513221
“Salamis”.
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>>215519054
you have to kill a king to became a king --or anyhow that saying goes

no one beat him

KANG
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>Like in family guy
>they bring Mark Twain back to the present
>story is funny but the point it
>i'm sure it exists bring shit like Spartans V Vikings or Samurai vs whover

shit.would.be.Kino
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>>215519153
don't forget:

>work is illegal
>investment is illegal
>buying & selling is illegal
>all land owned by a few well connected women

sparta really made being poor a family destroying crime for manly warrior ubermen then stopped them from making money

oh also you if you didn't get invited to a lunch table you lose citizenship. a society of high school mean girls except with more pedophilia, parasitism, and rape
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>>215519382
> a society of high school mean girls except with more pedophilia, parasitism, and rape
Holy based
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you can't tarnish Sparta! They will always be cool
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>>215519401
>blocks your path
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Lena Headey was most attractive in Brothers Grimm.
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i know there is conflict when you ask greeks and macedonians about Lex the Great. What's the deal?
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>>215519401
>irl example of what conseravuck sheepdog fags thing they are
>outclassed by citizen soldiers that actually build society during the 99% of time they aren't at war
sad
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>>215513221
>very transphobic
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>>215519541
i wan sum heady if you know what i mean
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>>215519576
Macedonians say he was from modern Macedonia, Greeks say he was from modern Greece and modern Macedonia are slavs who have nothing to do with the ancient ones.
The Greeks are 100% historically right but they don’t have to be butthurt fags about it.
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>>215513221
Alexander, son of Philip, and the Greeks (except the Spartans) dedicate these spoils that were taken from the Persians who dwell in Asia
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>>215515959
>George Lincoln Rockwell
Hilarious that someone killed him because they were inspired by the exact same flimsy race science you're praising him for lmao
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history is horrible yet intriguing
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>>215519541
Extremely attractive woman.
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>>215519689
snood and lena should make these eyebrows comeback, they're hot
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>>215513221
She is very pretty
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>>215513530
The war was won at Salami, which was mainly an Athenian victory, and later Plataea, which was a victory of a variety of Greek city-states.
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>mornin is the US and A
is it eurotime naow?
i would nuke you fags in a second
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>>215519747
>>215519689
>>215519541
i still remember seeing the slow-mo ripples on her chest and how big her erect nipples looked on the giant movie screen in 2007
actually the nude scenes in nosferatu reminded me of that, except lena was way hotter than johnny depp's daughter
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>>215515743
just like today!
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>>215517056
Based
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>>215513530
>>opens a link to Wikipedia indicating the centuries of decline before Alexander the Great was even born.
The decline started after the Peloponnesian War. It had only been declining a few decades before Alexander.

>>215517410
sounds like bs tbqh. how were you able to jizm at such a young age
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>>215513530
>>215518824
>>215519054
>>215519517
>>215519621
Ok we get it, faggot.
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>>215519517
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>>215513221
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>>215519612
It goes a bit deeper. Skopje have no national identity after Tito's empire went to shit, they are ethnically Bulgarians and Albanians, so they formed a new identity based on the Macedonian empire because it spanned over their territory at some point. Macedonians spoke Greek and believed in Greek gods, they even took part in the Olympics, a Greeks-only contest.
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>>215521255
The only thing Philip didn't do from his threat was raze the city. Spartoids wouldn't dare come out of it while Macedonians razed their lands and forever doomed them to poverty and irrelevance.
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>>215513221
Sparta betrayed the Greeks in the end
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Kino polis and they make kino heroes.
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>>215521385
and then the Romans conquered it and turned it into Disneyland
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>>215521977

Go back to India and stay there, Ranjeet the Indian Hindu rape rat.
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>>215513221
you just enjoy the show
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>>215513221
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>>215513221
There's an Athenian text that compares the spartan women with hares. I'd rather have feminine looking women, thanks.
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>>215517093
Long before AIDS, there was syphilis, smallpox and several other very deadly STDs. These stopped being that much of a threat when penicillin got invented, but then AIDS appeared. Almost as if God was telling us to stop fucking in the ass anything that moves.
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I wouldn't, I would listen to what they had to say, and that's what no Persian did.
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>>215519973
I forgot about that, thanks



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