start doing this
>>215513923obsess about ex-men?
>go to bar>do this for 6 hours>no one talks to me>go home
>>215513923Times you acted like strider thread?>be me>get invited to party in highschool>sit in the corner the entire time>people thought i was a statueAnd you?
>>215513942Man going to the bar alone sucks. Everyone is there with their friend groups or it's other loners that also just want to drink and wallow in their own misery, but not alone at home because it's marginally less pathetic when you're at a bar around other people. Oh well, ill just smoke some weed and watch a scary movie for Halloween instead of going out.
>>215513923>These hobbits are too loud>My feet hurt>Nobody knows I'm the true king
>>215513977We must be better men
>walking down the mean streets of cincinnati>see a guy get stabbed by a homeless methhead with a shit-covered knife>everyone freaking out>i kneel down>"he has been stabbed by a morgul blade">rub some mixed italian seasoning into the wound>"this is beyond my skill to heal">stand up, cloak swipe, walk away
>>215513977The people there by themselves are secretly hoping they’ll meet someone preferable a vagina
>>215513942I see your problem.Clearly you didn't stride.
>>215513923nobody is cool enough to pull this off and will end up looking like an edgy freak
They were men o->*window explodes in thousand glass shards as a 7 foot tall transwoman orc-ess swings xer's decapitated cock at Strider, who reflexively parries and beheads xer like a parrot who has been taught to say he.*We have to leave! Now!>*strider and the hobbits run past the bar spotting harry potter looking at a row of hard liqeuer and saying "we'll take the lot"*
>>215514014Zoomer women will literally ask their friends group for permission to talk to men at bars and then their friends will tell them "no" out of jealousy.
>>215513923Literally me.
>>215514002kek
>>215513923I did this and got thrown out.
>>215513977What?I have not been to a pub for a few months now but I just shill, listen to music, drink a few beers, chain smoke cigs and leave. Ignoring everyone else.
>>215513923Just imagine how many years this absolute Ranger cuck was sitting in pubs waiting for his precious hobbits to appear.Dúnedain culture is centered around hobbits. They have holidays for hobbits. They killed hundreds of thousands of Saruman's orcs to free hobbits. They listen to hobbit music. They elect a hobbited as the Ringbearer. They grow long hair on their feet like hobbits. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from hobbits. They draw sassy paintings about hobbits. They smoke longbottom leaf in worship of hobbits. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of hobbits eating potatoes. They use hobbit slang like "shire" and "second breakfast". When you say "Sam" they're not thinking of surface-to-air missles. They're thinking of an obese hobbit. After Sauron's defeat, their cities are completely overrun with hobbits. They worship their GONDORbot army disproportionately filled with hobbits and their global police force of soldiers filled with hobbits. Their men sit around watching hobbit fireworks while their women sit around reading hobbit tales of "there and back again". They worship hobbits like Peregrin Took and Merry Brandybuck while attacking the Stewards of Gondor who actually protected their country before hobbits took over. Their tapestries are filled with hobbits and their favorite bards' songs are topped by hobbits. They send hobbits to Mordor and celebrate when the hobbits win because those hobbits are true hairy-footed Middle Earth hobbits. They watch hobbit porn to a point where "BHF" does not make them think of the British Heart Foundation but about hobbit feet instead. They will tell you how much they hate hobbits and how the Gandalf's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love hobbits but the evidence speaks for itself in that Gondor has always been and will be a nation of hobbit loving Rangers.
>>215513923damn, might start smoking a pipe again
>>215513923>He’s one of them neets. Incelibate folk they are, all creeping the bars. What his right name is I’ve never heard but around here, he’s known as Literally Me.
>>215513923I already do that. But with a vape while wearing a Trigun hoodie and sipping on a Claw.
>>215513977>Man going to the bar alone sucksit all depends on the type of bar
>>215513923Open wide for the airplane, OP!>vrooooooom
>>215513923I do have a hooded robe that looks like that
>>215513923>be strider>patrolling the post apocalyptic wasteland that is eriador is back breaking work >dumb hobbits don’t even know we rangers are protecting them from orc bands, spiders and other horrors.>Occasionally unwind by taking a long weekend in Bree to pick up drunk hobbit sluts partying for their 21st birthday >at my usual dark corner in the tavern waiting for my shortstacked prey>no hobbit sluts tonight, only hobbit boys>one of them falls over his own hairy feet and pulls out the literal ultimate weapon of evil >holy shit>long weekend cancelled>mfw
>>215513923they called him Strider because he always strode around the tavern, stretching his leg forth as far as possible, going back and forth
>>215513977its alright. I mainly go to bars to watch sports and try and pick up milfs, which sometimes works. It was more fun back in the days when I lived near friends who also drank
>>215513923>aragorn smoking pipe ominously>indiana jones standing in the shadowsAny other movies where the hero is introduced like a villain?
>>215514703some of the james bond intros are kind of like that I guess
>>215513977I like going alone after work to decompress. I like finding a corner and people watching for a few drinks with no real intentions. Sometimes I'll sit at the bar and start a conversation with a stranger, sometimes I'll get a girl's number, sometimes I'll have a few drinks without talking to anyone but the bartender. It can be a good, relaxing time if you're comfortable with yourself.
>>215513923>back to a windowROOKIE MISTAKE
>>215513923Is this the thread?
>>215515091It is now!WHAT A LIFE
>>215515091>>215515148Seek help.
Don't make me tap the sign.
>>215514264Based Butterburposter.
>>215513977I haven't been to a bar in years desu. I'm 37
>>215515304So are ghosts genderless?
>>215513977Consuming [substance] while watching a screen alone is not it.
>>215515320For me it is
>>215515320>>215515504Confess your drinking sins, /tv/.
...I stride
>>215516054I like it.
>enter thread and expecting to chat about LOTR>it’s a bunch of faggots whining about their lives>leave thread
>>215513977>>215513923>>215515039nowadays bars are either too large or too small for that... and even if they are not, the people in them are either too boring (aggro normies, jeets etc.) or not boring enough (sharks, fags etc.)like this guy said >>215514291
>>215516203What's a "shark" in this context?
>>215513923What should I choose.
>>215513923How do you know I already don't do the thing you said I should start doing have did done not wanting to have been done to?
>>215513923I would but I don't know how to sew and you can't get cloaks like that at Wal-Mart. >HalloweenShit quality. I need a durable cloak to last a lifetime of brooding in the corner.
> 4 dark corners in the room> 5 stridersWat do
>>215513923>be me>go to bar>”So what will you be having?”>idk i dont drink>”We have some food too, heres a menu”>sigh, I really dont want to pay 9 dollars for French fries.>bartender walks away>I just sit there for 30 minutes alone and leave
>>215516405None.(You) are missing the point of the meme...
>>215516542Be the one who unites them.
>>215514637>watch sportsUnless it's a fight, you are ultra gay
>>215515304They was/were...once..
>>215514002lmao
>>215516485Armstreet.com has some good stuff (and halloween tier stuff too though)Just get some wool because it does not expand when wet. I see too many hooded cloaks collecting mud during rainy days, that's not healthy for striding.
>>215516685>(You) are missing the point of the meme...OK, my bad, then which one should I choose.
>>215516879 (You)
>>215514047if you are an edgy freak, then be the best edgy freak. Better than a lame poser.
