>one episode a week

>70s/80s
S+: The Shining
S: The Dead Zone, Creepshow 2, Stand By Me
A: Creepshow, Silver Bullet, Christine, The Running Man, Salem's Lot
B: Carrie, Children of the Corn
C: Cat's Eye, Pet Sematary, Cujo
D: Maximum Overdrive, Firestarter

>90s:
S: Misery, The Shawshank Redemption
A: Dolores Claiborne. The Green Mile, It
B: Tales from the Darkside, Apt Pupil, The Stand
C: Needful Things, Storm of the Century
D: Thinner, The Dark Half, The Night Flyer, Golden Years, The Shining, Sometimes They Come Back
F: Sleepwalkers, Graveyard Shift, The Lawnmower Man, The Mangler, The Langoliers, The Tommyknockers, Trucks, Quicksilver Highway

>00s
S:
A: 1408, The Mist
B: Hearts in Atlantis
C: Secret Window, Nightmares & Dreamscapes
D: Rose Red, Desperation, Salem's Lot
F: Dreamcatcher, Riding the Bullet, Dolan's Cadillac, Carrie, Children of the Corn

>10s
S: Doctor Sleep
A: Gerald's Game, 11.22.63
B: It Chapter 1, Mr. Mercedes
C: 1922, Under the Dome
D: Carrie, A Good Marriage, It Chapter 2, In the Tall Grass, Haven, The Mist
F: Cell, Mercy, The Dark Tower, Pet Sematery, Bag of Bones, Big Driver

>20s
S:
A:
B: The Life of Chuck, The Monkey
C: The Outsider, Mr. Harrigan's Phone, The Boogeyman, Castle Rock
D: Lisey's Story, Chapelwaite, Salem's Lot
F: Children of the Corn, Firestarter, The Stand

>>215514029
Pennywise said the N word?? He truly is a monster. Bravo, King!

>>215514052
>one episode a week
ikr
gay
what is this, the 90s
Just release it all at once and let us binge as we choose

Anyway how bad is it?
I want it to be good but I know it wont

>>215514029

This is woke nigger shit. "That tine where everyone was white was just as bad" Jewish niggers

>>215514186
it's free! watch it and see!

>>215514226
>watch it and see!
I dont want to waste my time watching something that I already gather is shit but also I wait until full seasons of shit is done so I can just watch it all in 1 go. I cant be dealing with getting cucked by a TV show. Ever since lost pretty much every TV is all about trying to hook you in with cliffhangers for the next episode. Fuck that shit.

>>215514052
>>215514186
>NOOOOOO! I DEMAND INSTANT GRATIFICATION AND CONTINUOUS BLASTING OF MY ATTENTION SPAN
Subhumans.

>>215514257
Television is pleb entertainment. You're a pleb.

>>215514257
it's free and your time is worth less than free

>>215514331
I dont normally watch it. Not watched actual TV for nearly 3 decades. I do like the story of IT so had hoped this could be OK. Most I normally do is watch mini series, but occasionally I watch a short spanned multi series TV show.
Basically when they have a story to tell and tell it in X amount of series rather than just longing and milking it for as long as they can until ratings drop.
Other than that its generally just movies.

>>215514298
nooo dont give opinions and tell us how shit it is
just let everyone waste their life like you just did.
Might as well go and watch the entire series of coronation street to see its quality itself instead of knowing it is soap opera trash
You fucking cretin

>>215514029
Rate the episode, fellas.

>>215514400
>low IQ subhuman with blown attention span spergs a "no you"
Lol.

>>215514029
Holy shit bros Im actually so happy is a once per wek episode. I hope is good

>>215514029
It's so far ... mid. And the vag was cringe.

Will it be like alien earth

Woke Obamacare: the show

>>215514029
How shitty is it?

>>215514977
I wonder how black people feel knowing libs can't write their parts without bringing up racism

why is it produced like an MCU movie?

Based on the comments ITT, I will pass on this slop, well, maybe ill check out the first episode but i dont have high hopes. Sad how HBO has fallen off.

just upload a gofile

>>215515365
no

/pol/ fags have ruined this board

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>whites are crazy, blacks are put together family people
>racist airman despite working with a negro on the crew
>THEY TURNED US IN TO LAMPSHADES, SON!

>>215514985
Cast lacks charisma. The horror elements are over the top clusterfuck style like the movies which is a detriment to tone. Some plot beats were nonsensical. The cliffhanger was good but if it was a fake out I'm going to drop the show.

6/10

>>215515126
Blacks can't go an hour without bringing up racism cuz dey dindu nuffins and need more dey gibs

>>215514298
Better hold the show hostage so that people without friends get to have their weekly online discussions.

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>>215516004
>Better hold the show hostage
What?

>>215514985
7/10. I'm hoping this wasn't the best foot forward and I'm still holding my breath for the woke bullshit to creep in. But for some reason I'm optimistic. Jewish lampshade monster is kino as well.

>>215514985
Yes

>>215516175
>Have the show
>Could release it all at once like most streaming services
>Dish it out on a weekly basis to make sure you pay for several month's subscriptions.

>>215516215
The original IT book was already woke as fuck even though I liked it. Why the hell wouldn't this be woke?

>>215516302
Not sure. I'm a guy who's dropped over 100K on crypto so I believe in luck. So maybe it doesn't happen because of luck. Maybe it doesn't happen because it's written without that. Maybe it doesn't happen because it gets overwritten with anti-woke (Jews being used to make lampshades, bullshit made to scare people, gets used exactly for that), maybe there's a stopping point without watching anymore before it gets worse and worse like Star Wars. I like to be the optimist, but again. I'm not saying it can't happen. I still think that part where Pennywise brainwashes/influences people to be racist and kill the blacks is possible. Given my own running theories of the story so far that seems plausible.

>>215516535
>I still think pennywise brainwashes people to be racist
Well, that is true in the book. He is literally puppeteering the minds of everyone in Derry. It's only after it's death do thinga change.

>>215516862
Yeah. Honestly it seems really lazy and unnecessary to do that for just one character. I'd rather waste it on a large scale for something else. I wager that Pennywise is going to manipulate the guy who didn't salute the same way he used Bowers. It's quick, simple, and show already. Could be too simple though and the writers want to top it.

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>>215514029
Mfw only that last 10 minutes or so were actually interesting and didnt make me want to sleep

>>215516954
Well I think a big problem this show has as a prequel is that we know pennywise is going to come out on top. I don't see what this cast of literal who's are gonna do to it especially when they're never mentioned in the movies. Plus, j just don't see pennywise as being as threatening when he died because of mean jokes in the second film. Fucking Freddy Krueger would have a field day with him.

>the science of statistics and police worn body cameras prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the folksy racism of the jim crow era was totally and completely justified and correct
anyone that doesn't actively acknowledge that niggers are dangerous, vain, compulsive, and violent on a biological level is complicit in the on-going white genocide that is destroying the west.

>>215517045
Part 2 was absolute garbage. But Part 2 has always been garbage because it lacked the creativity and mystery of Part 1. That's usually crippling for a writer who wants to innovate and why I think Part 2 sucked so bad. Could also have just been because the Execs saw Terrifier and said "Cwown wit shap teef scawy!" and had all the bullshit kills as Pennywise.

>>215514506
5/10

>>215516065
Thanks, Bev <3

>>215516273
>I'm a poorfag with a blown attention span who needs instant gratification
Got it.

Gee! You know what I want to see??? Brutal child murder! Sounds like fun night!

How can anyone watch this garbage

>>215514029
I don't want to watch Italian version, when does the English version get released?

what is Derry

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>>215514029
Why the fuck did they kill off most of the kids already? what was the point of showing us the jewish kids family and spending so much time on him if they were going to kill him 15 minutes later? what the fuck is this military plot and why do we give a shit? Why is pennywise so much stronger in 1962 than he was in 1989? seriously, he had to mentally destabilize those kids for weeks and then lure them into the sewer or isolate them before killing them, now he is just straight up slaughtering entire groups at range in movie theaters. what the fuck was that over the top goofy birthing scene at the start? since when can pennywise attack some outside the town limits?

>>215514400
You haven't watched tv in 30 years but somehow you are really interested in this show? Shut the fuck up shill. This is such pathetic engagement bait hbo must really be out of money if this is who they hired. Kill yourself faggot scum.

>>215517639
>Why the fuck did they kill off most of the kids already?
Because they're based (if it isn't a fake out).
>what was the point of showing us the jewish kids family and spending so much time on him if they were going to kill him 15 minutes later?
To shock you and it worked.
>what the fuck is this military plot and why do we give a shit?
Too soon to see where it's going but the fact he's there to train first strike capabilities during the Cold War is thematic.
>Why is pennywise so much stronger in 1962 than he was in 1989?
He's not.
>seriously, he had to mentally destabilize those kids for weeks and then lure them into the sewer or isolate them before killing them
That was just the Loser's Club. He was trying to break them apart because their connection to one another made them more powerful. He killed plenty of other people without having to go to any trouble.
>what the fuck was that over the top goofy birthing scene at the start?
Body horror shit so one of the writers may be a trannie.
>since when can pennywise attack some outside the town limits?
Since always and they weren't very far outside of the city limits (literally right by the Welcome to Derry sign).

>>215517747
>He killed plenty of other people without having to go to any trouble
Example? Georgie had to come right up next to street gutter and get sucked into the sewers, those bullies had to be lured into the sewers. maybe I'm forgetting some of his other kills
>Since always and they weren't very far outside of the city limits
Example? I literally don't remember anyone getting attacked or even influenced if they were out of the Derry limits. not including the losers club trauma visions as adults. by that point pennywise had gotten into their heads and made a connection. this kid literally hadn't even seen pennywise or any weird shit before.

>>215517866
>Example?
The little girl under the bleachers. It's never implied that he has any trouble hunting kids. He has trouble with the Loser's Club because their connection to one another gives them power.
>Example?
He gives the adult versions visions before they come back to Derry in order to try and drive them away. His power isn't limited to Derry so much as he has infested Derry by being there for a really long time.
>this kid literally hadn't even seen pennywise or any weird shit before
You don't need to have seen him before. The reason he fucks with people before killing them is 1) he's evil and, 2) he says it makes them taste better. He could also be feeding of the psychic energy produced by their fear.

>>215515126
I used to work with blacks and anytime they did something wrong and you tried to get on them about it they would bring up the race card. They fucking love being pandered to. How do they feel? They feel great making you their bitch and watching you step on eggshells trying not to piss them off.

>>215515457
It will be pretty funny to watch blacks have to share the oppression stage with jews while everyone is shitting on israel. Blacks don't like sharing the spotlight and it's okay to publicly shit on israel right now so this is going to be funny.

>>215516215
>Jewish lampshade monster is kino
Good job I thought this was a serious post until the last sentence. kys

>>215517950
>The little girl under the bleachers. It's never implied that he has any trouble hunting kids.
Fair enough, I forgot about her and those gay guys. I still think pennywise projecting a demon baby and slaughtering a bunch of kids in a movie theater is way more of a spectacle than we have seen from him before.
>His power isn't limited to Derry so much as he has infested Derry by being there for a really long time.
I still don't remember any example of him being able to project himself beyond the town limits to someone he has never made a previous connection to. Although I suppose you could argue that pennywise was making the kid imagine he was outside the town limits and in reality he never left.

Also, what was with the black military driver guy? why was he giving the black pilot all those gormless looks? are we supposed to know who he is?

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>>215518459
>
Also, what was with the black military driver guy? why was he giving the black pilot all those gormless looks? are we supposed to know who he is?
I thought that was the guy from The Shining.

this was truly quite awful

never saw part 2, so this may be expected

>>215518847
What the fuck was that midnight attack by those gasmask dudes asking for plane specs? even if the pilot guy had been able to give them all the specs, how would those guys have remembered all that shit? shouldn't they have just kidnapped him or blackmailed him in some way to acquire the written specs for them? and why did those guys just laugh off the entire attack and not run to get a guard or something? "Yeah I know we were just attacked by 3 masked insurgents trying to get high level intel, but how does my hair look? llololo"

I was expecting the attack to be some kind of loyalty shittest from the general guy to see if the new pilot was worthy of being brought in on that secret project, but I guess it was legit. seems really stupid.

>>215518880
Wait what? did we see his nametag or something?

>>215514029
That was not good it's basically just ripping off of Stranger Things but they should've called the show "Stupider Things"

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>>215518928
no, but going off of promo pics, the editing that kept him obscured for most of the scene except reacting to the line about "special projects" + economy of characters, I just figured that's supposed to be him.

>>215518998
To be fair, Stranger things was ripping of IT and Goonies.

>>215519018
This might actually be kino. Dick Halloran having a psychic duel with pennywise. Obviously he will be BTFO but it would provide interesting context for his attitude in the shining and why he was trying to help Danny.

>>215518893
Part 2 was pretty bad. To this day I question why anybody in that production thought that movie had to be 3 hours long.

>>215514076
Night Flier is top tier, fag.

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>>215519077
well, he was in the book, in the interlude about The Black Spot, and that's supposedly what inspired the show.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/hbos-new-it-welcome-to-derry-series-completely-ruins-stephen-kings-epic/
>Specifically, the U.S. military intends to capture Pennywise and sic him on the Russians and Cubans in order to prevent the forthcoming missile crisis and win the Cold War. To control the monster, which they barely understand, they must acquire the 13 “pillars”—rock shards from the “cage” in which it traveled to Earth millions of years ago—that have the power to contain it à la kryptonite, and whose whereabouts have been protected for centuries by a Native American population that’s acted as humanity’s selfless guardians.
hoo boy. also gookmoot enable .webp uploads already ffs.
>>215518902
also
>be in the air force
>get jumped in bed by a bunch of dudes wearing gas masks demanding specs for nuclear bombers
>they're armed
>your latinx bro helps fight them off
>they flee
>let's sit down and talk instead of reporting the attack
....okay.

>>215519159
>they must acquire the 13 “pillars”—rock shards from the “cage” in which it traveled to Earth millions of years ago—that have the power to contain it à la kryptonite, and whose whereabouts have been protected for centuries by a Native American population that’s acted as humanity’s selfless guardians.

Fucking what? The injuns have known about pennywise for centuries and even know about a way to contain him and they just let him endlessly feast on everyone in town without ever telling anyone? how the FUCK does that make them selfless guardians?

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>first episode was simply average at best and the monster in the movie theater was fucking retarded as fuck
>Check IMDB everyone is giving it 9's and 10's
what the fuck

>>215514985
Worse than Alien Earth somehow. Seriously terrible.

>>215518893
Part 2 was bad. But not this bad.

>>215519239
Lots of badass black folks surviving while the dumb whitoids kids died will give you free decent reviews

>>215519253
part 2 wasn't complete fanfic, it was a retard adapting decent material
episode 1 of this show had absolutely nothing from the book aside from the town being called derry, they didn't even bother to use names of side characters from the book, even though it would've been appropriate
the first kid should've gotten his head pulled off by the creature from the black lagoon, that's one of the best parts of the book and it's completely disconnect from everything else

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>10 mins in and already black people good white people bad
>white racist bigot with last name MASTERs
>jew father says le ebil nazis made lampshades out of their ancestors
> jew lampeshade comes to life to scare little jew boy
kek
pure fucking goyslop

>>215517747
It's not a fake out, just look at the season preview

>>215514076
>Shining and shawshank an S
I haven't seen misery

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>8.5 on imdb
it's shit tho

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>kill off everyone except the negress, the upcoming nigger kid of the Air Force guy, and the token white girl
>not a single appearance by Pennywise
>big monster is just a shitty mutant baby that you'd see in a low-effort 00s horror action videogame as a stage one spam enemy
Jesus Christ how do you fumble this bad? In what world do they think anyone will tune in to watch two niggers and a token white bitch (who'll most certainly get with the nigger) for 8 episodes? And they think this will go for multiple seasons? Christ...

>>215519887
It's coasting purely on the Pennywise brand. Already the very first scene with the car ride is fucking awful. There's no recovering from it. I definitely won't be watching more. Even Alien Earth as stupid and shitty as it was wasn't this much of an unwatchable failure.

>>215519923
I hear you, but I honestly hated Alien Earth more. They had so many avenues to explore, and they did nothing with it. It was just a random bitch being "heckin adwarkable" and acting like a retard. At least this is just trashy horror. Alien Earth was touted as the thinking man's sci-fi on the net when it was dumber than a tie-in comic. I genuinely hate Alien Earth, this I just found disappointing on every level, but I didn't expect anything beyond some scares, so I'm not let down on a big level. God, I hate Alien Earth and that bitch's face so goddamn much.

>>215514506
6.5. Needs less CGI baby.

>>215519965
alien earth still held promise after the premiere
see >>215519159 for how bad things really are

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>>215519965
>muh lore
>muh RPG canon
>where's the UPP
>why is there boomer rock at the end theres not supposed to be music in the Alien Universe
>muh yautja
seethe tranny

>>215514186
>Just release it all at once and let us binge as we choose
Just wait until all episodes are out and then binge as you choose.
That's what I always do.

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>>215518459
Are you fucking stupid
Pennywise is a spider
Derry is Its web
It's also immortal, not fully from our universe, infinite in its own place of existence and fucking mega level psychic

Are you seriously this fucking stupid? It's a killer pedofile clown from space, it does what it wants.

>>215519201
They're afraid, retard.

They can try to contain It, this thing eats fear and flesh. Mainly fear. If It works under your skin, everyone is fucked. Also, the Loser Club are the only ones who have Maturin's power behind them ever so they're different. Also, this new shit isn't canon and fucking sucks. Also niggers.

>>215519239
>first episode was simply average
People only bother to rate something if they either really like it or really hate it. Something like IT which has a pretty big fanbase you'll have retards sucking up anything and pretending to like it, but it doesn't sound like it was bad enough to warrant people who didn't like it to bother logging on to express their disgust

>>215521257
>It's a killer pedophile clown from space, it does what it wants.
aren't we all?

>>215517639
Maybe he's strong now because he's a (demon) baby. Then he grows and something makes him lose power at the end of the series.

Or he's just more decrepit by 1989.

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Theres no way those kids are actually dead. Right? That makes no sense.

>>215514076
>F
>Sleepwalkers
pleb taste

>>215514298
What's the point of streaming then? It's just a ploy by the corporates to keep you subscribed for more than a month. If someone wanted to legit watch just one show, assuming it's 12 episodes. You're now a paypig for 3 months. Glad I don't pay for my slop.

>>215514506
Didn't see the stupid clown once

>>215514506
4/10
It was pretty meh
I dont care about any of the characters so far

>>215518459
>I still don't remember any example of him being able to project himself beyond the town limits to someone he has never made a previous connection to
Again: there's nothing in the lore of story that indicates he can't. Again: he isn't even outside of the limits.

How much roicysm is it there?

>>215521810
Monster Baby is a spawn of It. The opening scene kind of portrays this with the literal birth of it with Pennywise present (the daughter in the car) and explains it's likely a result of mutation or radiation from the brief radio newscast.

It is present in the episode. The daughter in the car, the voice in the drain, and the boy in the screen of the theater. Why is It doing this? Simple. It's luring the kids in to feed to it's offspring because it's an unstable mutation that It is trying to raise to maybe me like itself and not some mindless killing machine. Further evidence of this being where the boy turns into a clown and holding a baby, It's baby which he releases to kill them.

Army is probably trying to weaponize these things. The book did have eggs laid by It and I'm guessing they were either laying around hatching for who knows how long and one or more were collected by the Army and is currently in the Special Projects. The egg laying could also be a mutation on It as well since It was pregnant in the book Part 2 with eggs already laid. But this is never mentioned in the movie so I'm going with them just laying around. Did you ever see Van Helsing with Hugh Jackman? It's kind of like that with the offspring of Dracula.

>>215522309
White airman won't salute the black MC out of like 5 others. There's a scene where he gets attacked and I expecting it to be a group of rednecks dressed up in the style of Steven Kings Maine, but it wasn't. Or it's done by him with another motive besides wanting to kill him because he's black.

Am I retarded? I liked the new movies and the TV show

>>215522400
I always thought the Outsider and the other things like it were offspring of IT. Also the thing in the last Dark Tower book.

>>215522467
They could become that eventually. But there's literally a few pages of them crushing It's eggs in the lair as adults. The two could be different even. The egg laying feature perhaps being due to radiation on It forcing these abominations.

I can't believe racism was the real monster the whole time
We truly do need to be better men

>>215519077
>>215519159

stranger things?

it seems the leaks were true and the military is going to try and capture Pennywise to use him as a weapon against the soviets.

>>215514076
Is there anyone else in history that has had 88 fucking movies and TV shows made based off their books? King must be a fucking billionaire.

>>215522750
>Native Americans know about Pennywise and have been guarding the pieces of the meteorite he crashed in for hundreds of thousands of years.
Heya hoya heya hoya. Why are Indians always so smart?

>>215514298
>acting like these are actual episodes of a show as opposed to one story dragged out over 8 hours.

>>215522827
DECOMPRESSED STORYTELLING, SLOW BURN, MYSTERY BOX

>>215522804
so now they are stealing from the X-files?

>>215519239
It's the IMDB. You think any of these sites are real people voting?

>>215522804
thanks for warning anyone, fucking Indians.

When does John Ritter show up?

does this have a graphic child orgy?

>>215517639
Listen uh
Monster clown scary
And also the holocaust?

>>215519101
Stranger Things was still big so they shoehorned in more flashbacks to capitalize

>>215515466
Forced horror is alwayys shit. Needs to be subtle that is the mark the movie also missed

got webms or anything?

>Jews
>Blacks
Ding ding

They should've just called this "Stephen King Needs More Coke Money"

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>>215519923
Watch it all and stop being a faggot

>>215514186
Brah just go go to a streaming site. The whole season is there I’m binging it right now all day. Neet mode

Why is almost everyone so fucking ugly?

>>215523904
The entire cast are Jews. They aren't even pretending to cast white people anymore.

>>215514076
Good or even great thanks to the director: The Shining, Shawshank, Christine, Carrie
Surprisingly fun: The ledge segment in Cat's Eye
Haven't seen and might be okay: Dolores Claiborne
Overrated and forgettable: everything else
King sucks.

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>The sign outside said "NO SINGLES"!

>>215514029
I 10/10 did not give a single flying fuck to any of the characters. I was in my phone for a good chunck of the episode and only the first and last act caught my attention. I hope the next episodes are good. Without hating on it, I give it a solid 5/10 so far
>Baby demon is not scary
>Lamp made ut of skin was cringe

>>215517639
>over the top goofy birthing scene
Wait. Are you saying there is a birthing scene that is goofy, or that Goofy, disney's Goofy, is shown giving birth? Because it sounds exactly like the thing Pennywise would do, but I doubt disney would agree to something like that.

Is it good?

>>215524144
literally burst out laughing when I saw this thing.
What the fuck were they thinking?

why did the demon baby have huge tits?

It suffers from bad Muschietti problems. His reliance of CGI and cringe dialogue filled with curse words. A series premiere is supposed to draw you in but all this did was turn me off to the entire rest of the series.

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>RACISM
>MAGIC NIGGER

>>215524331
It's not the woke pandering we expected. Yet. But if the story and formula doesn't improve it's just going to be boring and repetitive. Right now I would rather watch the first episode ten times over than Part 2. But due to acting and having already seen Part 1 the whole kids vs It dynamic isn't anything new. It's going to have some twists and the story is going to naturally deepen. But these twists feel like they're going to be something you would pull in a season 3 or 4. If you liked the first, got bored of the second, thought the miniseries overall was just ok, and did at least think the book wasn't a waste of time. Then it's worth a watch. A 7/10 from me.
>>215524567
Pennywise egg exposed to radiation by the army perhaps.

>a spinoff of a remake of an adaptation of a book
>also wypipo bad
stick a fork in this industry

>>215524144
ROBERT NO!

>The US government wants to capture Pennywise and use him as a weapon against the Soviets.
>To do this, they need to acquire the shards from the meteorite he landed on earth in, which will allow them to control him.
>In order to do this, they decide to use Leroy Hanlon, a Korean war veteran who suffered a brain injury that makes him impervious to fear.
>The Hanlon family is sent to Derry. Pennywise discovers Hanlon's mission and invulnerability and seeks to destroy him.
>Pennywise begins manipulating the town into turning against the Hanlon family. The kids try to stop him, but it culminates in a racist massacre.
>Pennywise also slaughters most of the town's population, and mind wipes the survivors into forgetting he exists, winning in the end.

>>215522804
Is that a surprise? King has literally always played to "and the natives knew about this creature".
That's not woke, it's just a common 80s trope to make up for the lack of mysticism in a country that was founded in the 1700s.

>>215514029
Bro that new IT movie came out 8 years ago. Who cares anymore?

>>215524331
Not even a little bit. Worst slop imaginable.

>>215525293
Kind of feels like this isn't going to work already. Why capture Pennywise when they can steal an egg and domesticated and/or train it or alter it? Drop one in Moscow or Havana and let it do it's thing. From the baby monster this seems more along the lines of what they would go for, kind of like Stranger Things and the Russians trying to weaponize the demi-gorgon. Alien Earth vibes as well which seems like the style for the time.

Hanlon also doesn't seem fearless to me. Not wanting to remember his operation over Korea could be a form of PTSD keeping him from being very afraid, but with family and how he was when he was attacked I don't get the feeling he's fearless. I feel they would have made that clear by now. I don't know what role he plays with Pennywise because it could go either way. Either Hanlon learns about this and is trying to stop the military from using the eggs by planning to destroy the bomber that will drop the eggs, or destroying the eggs before they are loaded on. Pennywises motivation could just be to propagate and spread over the planet and is manipulating and using the military for these ends with radiation and testing. Im leaning more into this theory than perhaps Pennywise wanting to stop it because it's spawn are uncontrollable animals. This conclusion being made later when It realizes they are just killing machines despite it's efforts to teach and raise them.

Town manipulation to kill Hanlon could still happen. Mass mind wipe though? Hmm... military could sweep it's failure under the rug and like pro vax supporters durimg Covid 19 they will probably just naturally forget everything they said or did.

>>215525303
It's way older than the 80s. Even guys like Lovecraft leaned heavily on the hokey akoochemoya shit because we don't have cool stuff like ancient Roman ruins or Druidic sites in the US.

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>>215519159
The "attack" scene on the black officer guy was essentially a hazing thing, i'm betting. They're just testing his loyalty or whatever because he's the new guy. No one got shot or seriously hurt, and the whole thing was weird as fuck.

i didnt care for it

> blacks have plot armor from the get go

When you pull shit like this in a horror show, you know its a shit show with constant fake outs.

>>215525856
They're testing to see if he'd break under duress into giving away confidential information. The base commander doesn't want Russian spies compromising his operations.

>>215525856
Could also could genuinely be agents or spies stationed in the base working for Russia. They were pretty much impossible to identify and if they're going to drop weaponized baby monster eggs it would warrant Russia trying to figure out how it's a threat. So they'll appear again. Especially if Hanlon sits on his ass like that again when they are escaping. But whatever.

Pennywise doesn't lay eggs. these retards think the spider is it's true form and it was actually pregnant.

It's true form is pure energy unfathomable to the human mind. they can't look at it without dying or going insane. It can't reproduce because the "deadlights" is an energy that is everywhere. it's like saying gravity can have babies

>>215525983
Eggs were in the book. Part 2 didn't have them stomping them like they did in the book, but it hasn't been officially made clear than It can't or hasn't laid eggs. The book didn't even say when they were laid either.

this trailer confirms the leak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaoECbTfPgY

>>215516065
>>215521145
Basado.

>show about evil clown from space
>it's actually about racism

>>215520342
go to bed

>>215525983
Dumb motherfucker post.

CGI trash just like IT Pt. 1 (never even saw Pt. 2). And worse yet, this isn't even bad-but-fun. It's haphazard, with no tension and no payoffs. The worst thing I've seen since True Detective S4.

Honest question: is anyone actually scared of that retarded Bugs Bunny face that Manicotti is so fond of using? I can't imagine anyone is receptive to it except for 12 year olds with Downe's.

>>215526336
>this isn't even bad-but-fun
the jew lampshade made me chuckle

>>215524144
It's Resident Evil tier vidja monster.

>>215522978
I wonder if King (not a Jew) is regretting that there isn't any Palestinian representation

>>215514506
>Watch show to see pennywise antics
>See giant demon baby shredding some jewish kids instead
5/10

>>215514052
I'll just lurk threads here until it's finished to see if it's shit or not.
Then I'll either torrent it or not.

>>215526490
is there a giant demon baby in the book?

>>215523649
looks liek a girl, or nicole kidman

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Do any of you like the band Pennywise?

>>215526739
This is not based off a book

>>215523649
He's going to play him until he's 90.

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wtf I thought girls don't fart

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>>215526069
>just casually spoiling that the black guy is Dick Hallorann in the trailer and the military is hunting for Pennywise
IT is a massively popular IP you dont need to entice people with a Shining/IT crossover event.

God this shit SUCKED

>>215527708
2nd season finale Reverand Lowe will try to exorcise the demon(IT) out of the town and get cursed for shits and giggles

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>>215527788
>triple dubs have spoken

>>215527757
Nah, it's a great pilot episode
the opening and the ending if legit 9/10, minus one point for CGI but it's still good enough for a TV show

rated it 8/10 overall

Why does it look so bad, like someone smeared the camera with grease

>>215527904
Pathetic retard shill. It was legitimately a 0/10.

Dialogue felt really off, especially the kids.

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>>215527954

>>215526972
what is it based off? it literally said that in the intro

>>215527757
IT is SHIT

>>215528010
You think it's cool to slurp shit and tell other people it's delicious and good for their health. it is not. shit hurts your body and mind. it's full of bacteria that will ruin your health. Eating shit also hurts your brain, because you're forcing it to do something it's naturally disgusted by.

>>215514029
Are there any discord servers where newly released pirated stuff gets uploaded and is available for download through the discord site?

>>215528557
geez this place has fallen

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>>215522185
This is what I was afraid of. The enjoyment of the series will fall entirely on the amount of screen time IT has. If he's going to be use sparingly it will just be people in a room talking.

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Can jews shut the fuck up about holohoax for 5 seconds?

How the fuck they managed to make this show about getting turned into lamp shade, one of the most known holoahoax lies.
Next episode? Masturbation machines.

>>215522172
12 episodes? oy vey do you think we’re made of money? 8 is all you get

its full of endless jumpscares and bad cgi, otherwise its very lame.
i was really bored at the end of the episode, the gore just doesnt make it any spookier.

>>215526336
i thought pretty much the same, HBO is just done for.

Pennywise? How antisemitic!

>>215528320
It's based on characters created by Stephen King.

>>215527904
>10/10 but loses 1 point for CGI
Kill yourself, midwit. Kill yourself.

>>215529105
ok then is there a giant baby demon character in stephen kings universe?

>>215528627
>you will hear him laugh in episode 3
>he will be on screen for 5 seconds in episode 8
>tune in for season 2 in 5 years!
Streaming slop has utterly destroyed the entertainment industry

>>215529139
there is a demon toddler in pet semetary, but he's not a giant.

>>215525856
With the buildup for the 'secret projects' part of the base I took it as a pretty straightforward hazing to see if he can be trusted to not break being read into whatever the bullshit they're gonna blab about as their Clown capture weapons mission.

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>>215516065
This. Just post the soph webms so we can avoid the rest of this woke fuck fest.

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>>215529139
>>215529203
It's set in the ZAMN cinematic universe. That white soldier is freaking out because he saw a proud black man in his unit.

>>215527303
IT made her have butt noises
It was IT

>>215518880
>>215519018
>Dick is mentioned as an Army cook and member of the African-American army nightclub in Derry, Maine called The Black Spot, which was burned down by the Legion of White Decency (the Maine equivalent of the KKK) in 1930. We are using the Black Spot as an event in which many stories are built around.
RACISM
holy shit i thought you were joking. this sounds terrible

>racism is a new concept to IT
you can always tell who the bots are

>>215514029
straight up anti white hbo trash but i thought the lamp thing was funny, haven't heard that myth for the longest time

Did they really kill off 3 main characters in episode 1?[spoiler/]
I actually liked them.

>>215516004
the threads about chernobyl were great and longlasting specifically because it wasnt released all at once

>>215529154
So true it hurts. These shows always get 8-10 episodes, but only enough budget and actual story for 3 episodes so only the first, middle, and last episode of a season have anything interesting going on.

>>215531082
If so thats pretty based. But i feel like the jew will be back to lecture the viewer more on jews being oppressed. So its moreikely a fakeout.

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After the distaster class called Alien Earth, it was way better than I expected.

6/10 for newfags. 4/10 if you read the book (just like the shitty movies)

>>215531983
Yeah ill continue watching this despite being meh. It literally cannot be worse than the ending of Alien Earth.

>>215532044
nothing can be worse than Alien Earth. I'm still flabbergasted it was made by the Fargo guy.

I'm just not going to watch it

>>215531983
This was way worse than Alien Earth. Delusional post, probably a jeet

>>215531795
I figured the Jewish kid would be Stanley's dad from the book/movie. Now I guess it must be his brother if he actually died in that theater.

>>215514052
>Get invested in show
>Is cancelled

Many such cases. I just wait until shows are done.

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>>215532161
>number of jeets in Derry = 0
>number of jeets in Alien Earth > 1
stop doing the deflect Saar!

>>215531983
I'm old an already watched the old TV show. Too bad kids refuse to watch anything made before 2015.

>>215514076
>Storm of the Century
>C
nah ur a cunt

Do they really start ranting about nazi lampshades in this too

>>215532298
Yes. Literally. And then the kid gets scared by the lamp in his room turning into sewn together Jew faces lmao

>>215514090
>A: 1408, The Mist
Based. 1408 is amazing, especially with how short the source material was.
It also takes a special place in my heart because I watched it first at the movies with one ending then a few years later I pirated it and the fucking ending was unexpectedly different. I was blown away when the movie itself fucked with my mind exactly like the evil room kek

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>>215532325
finally it has come to pass

>>215532298
>in this too
wdym? where else is it mentionned?

>>215532442
Monster

>>215518902
>I was expecting the attack to be some kind of loyalty shittest from the general guy
It was

>>215514090
If you watch Dreamcatcher as a comedy it is easily S tier.

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WHERE'S THE SPIDER-CLOWN, MANSLEY?

>>215532298
For the love of god. How do these fuckers not get that WE ALL KNOW nazis are bad. We all know about the fucking holocaust. The problem isn't that people don't know or forgot how bad le heckin ebbil nazis were, its that THEY CALL EVERYONE A FUCKING NAZI.

>>215527708
Mike’s dad was friends with him in the book

>>215534287
The most massive war in human history is still within living memory. What do you expect?

>>215534287
Dogshit bait

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>>215521914

>>215534413
He's not wrong. Libtards and leftoids being retarded and calling everyone a Nazi has normalized actual neonazis to an extent. You can even argue using the holocaust for cheap scares in a tv series has done the same.

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>>215514029
>WHY NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT BAD ACTING FROM EACH CHILD ACTOR
I CAN NOT STAND IT
There is no way this was a normal standard child actor for a tv series in 2025.No fucking way!

A girl farts and that made up for everything else.

>>215528557
you are a really dumb faggot
google "torrents" and "1337x.to"

>>215534287
nevr 4get unlike 9/11 which was whatever the lampshades and jerkoff machines tho from a hundred years ago is always in the forefront of my mind i cry erry teim

>>215525983
You are retarded.

>>215528010
Turning her face into a sloppy fuck hole is what I would love.

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>>215534287
well now the "punch nazis" crowd is now calling for the death of 7 million jews in response to a bunch of muslims going on a rape and murder spree in Israel so it's all helter-skelter man

>>215535001
stefan king is the real retard here

>>215534469
No, he is. And so are you. The holocaust never happened and the Nazis were the good guys.

>>215534287
Pennywise usually takes on the form of what a child fears the most. Usually it's a fictional creature like the mummy, the wolfman, the creature from the black lagoon. Sometimes real things like blood or an abusive parent. But it's all fictional and not real. Just like the lampshade made of the skin of Jews.

>>215535466
Why is there another awkward Jewish kid in this?
Didn't they already do that in the movies?

>>215519239
It was more violent than I was expecting considering the victims were children. Also top kek at the jew lampshade thing, unironically kino. Yeah, the child acting is pretty mediocre and I skipped most of the dialogue

>>215535705
Not sure honestly. Maybe it was intentional to make a few of the characters feel like copies from the movie so the kills felt more impactful? Either that or the staff just wanted to grease another jew.

I was gonna check it out today but my mom is was babysitting so couldn't watch with a bunch of kids around. I'll see it friday

Pennywise/Deadlights is a monster from Todash space, same universe that generated The Mist and its monsters. There is literal eerie looking mist in trailer, probably secret project (Arrowhead?) on Air Force base is a portal to Todash space?

>>215526069

someone has the shining

>>215532204
Uncle

>>215531082
There will be second "proto-losers club". 4 main kids - 2 blacks, 2 white. And two additional kids, because in trailers there were 6 kids venturing into sewers.

>>215518166
>he thinks we are joking
Look it up, its real.

>>215535705
Probably meant to be related to that kid, possibly his dad or something.

>>215536353
Im pretty sure they're related to the Uris family because the kids locker had Urine written on it.

Almost the entire cast is fucking black. How the fuck do you guys even watch this slop?

>>215536540
I didn't. I watched the pregnancy scene (lame) and skimmed the rest of the episode (lame).

>>215536540
Don't worry, I won't be. The first episode was terrible, and that was meant to hook people. There's no chance it doesn't get way worse from there if that was the best they had to start it.

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>>215536540
>Lampshades!

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>>215519159
>To control the monster, which they barely understand, they must acquire the 13 “pillars”—rock shards from the “cage” in which it traveled to Ea
listen.
you had better be fucking kidding me. i'm not clicking that link so i'm going to assume youre just having a kek
not even a jew would attempt such a video gamey, banal storyline in this, the year of our lord two thousand and twenty-five

>get attacked by masked men with a Russian pistol on a US airbase
>just sit there and laugh when they leave
...

>>215517639
You forgot to mention how the fuck do elite airmen not immediately alert the base when attacked instead of standing around making jokes.
I hope the kids are really dead but I doubt it since they're on the poster.

>>215537000
Yeah, you know you've been in the military for too long when this is the only thing that sticks out to you as wrong with the episode.

>>215524313
kek this would have made a hell of a first episode

>>215529943
the chapter about the Black Spot in the book is pretty cool even if it's cheesy, most of the IT past encounters described in the book are that way

>>215535705
>Why is there another awkward Jewish kid in this?
I wouldn't be surprised is all of the non-black kid actors are jewish.

>>215519239
don't look to imdb for guidance anon

>>215526433
kek yes, it really does look something out of either that or DmC

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>D'you like lampshades, Doc?

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>>215536975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxX_WCVzpKY

>>215537354
goddamn how is TV getting dumber and dumber...

>>215537354
Out of focus policeman looks like Dodd from the Dead Zone.

>>215519239
Those are called marketers.

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>turtles are good luck
>turtle telling everyone to duck and cover to survive nuclear holocaust
turtle bros, we're so back

>>215519923
>Already the very first scene with the car ride is fucking awful
Agree. Just garbage.

>>215534287
>>215535255
lol
lmao
roflcopter, even

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Mr. President, we cannot allow a baby mutant gap!

https://youtu.be/jkGS45l9FsA?t=105

undefeated

>>215514052
That is a good thing, so we can have moar /tv/-threads, I miss the Spartacus threads

>>215538659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b0w38cDShE