>IT.Welcome.to.Derry.S01E01.DV.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL >IT.Welcome.to.Derry.S01E01.DV.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL >IT.Welcome.to.Derry.S01E01.DV.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL >IT.Welcome.to.Derry.S01E01.DV.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL >IT.Welcome.to.Derry.S01E01.DV.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL >says the N word in the first 30 minHoly shit!
>one episode a week
>70s/80sS+: The ShiningS: The Dead Zone, Creepshow 2, Stand By MeA: Creepshow, Silver Bullet, Christine, The Running Man, Salem's LotB: Carrie, Children of the CornC: Cat's Eye, Pet Sematary, CujoD: Maximum Overdrive, Firestarter>90s:S: Misery, The Shawshank RedemptionA: Dolores Claiborne. The Green Mile, ItB: Tales from the Darkside, Apt Pupil, The StandC: Needful Things, Storm of the CenturyD: Thinner, The Dark Half, The Night Flyer, Golden Years, The Shining, Sometimes They Come BackF: Sleepwalkers, Graveyard Shift, The Lawnmower Man, The Mangler, The Langoliers, The Tommyknockers, Trucks, Quicksilver Highway
>00sS:A: 1408, The MistB: Hearts in AtlantisC: Secret Window, Nightmares & DreamscapesD: Rose Red, Desperation, Salem's LotF: Dreamcatcher, Riding the Bullet, Dolan's Cadillac, Carrie, Children of the Corn>10sS: Doctor SleepA: Gerald's Game, 11.22.63B: It Chapter 1, Mr. MercedesC: 1922, Under the DomeD: Carrie, A Good Marriage, It Chapter 2, In the Tall Grass, Haven, The MistF: Cell, Mercy, The Dark Tower, Pet Sematery, Bag of Bones, Big Driver>20sS:A:B: The Life of Chuck, The MonkeyC: The Outsider, Mr. Harrigan's Phone, The Boogeyman, Castle RockD: Lisey's Story, Chapelwaite, Salem's LotF: Children of the Corn, Firestarter, The Stand
>>215514029Pennywise said the N word?? He truly is a monster. Bravo, King!
>>215514052>one episode a weekikrgaywhat is this, the 90sJust release it all at once and let us binge as we chooseAnyway how bad is it?I want it to be good but I know it wont
>>215514029This is woke nigger shit. "That tine where everyone was white was just as bad" Jewish niggers
>>215514186it's free! watch it and see!
>>215514226>watch it and see!I dont want to waste my time watching something that I already gather is shit but also I wait until full seasons of shit is done so I can just watch it all in 1 go. I cant be dealing with getting cucked by a TV show. Ever since lost pretty much every TV is all about trying to hook you in with cliffhangers for the next episode. Fuck that shit.
>>215514052>>215514186>NOOOOOO! I DEMAND INSTANT GRATIFICATION AND CONTINUOUS BLASTING OF MY ATTENTION SPANSubhumans.
>>215514257Television is pleb entertainment. You're a pleb.
>>215514257it's free and your time is worth less than free
>>215514331I dont normally watch it. Not watched actual TV for nearly 3 decades. I do like the story of IT so had hoped this could be OK. Most I normally do is watch mini series, but occasionally I watch a short spanned multi series TV show. Basically when they have a story to tell and tell it in X amount of series rather than just longing and milking it for as long as they can until ratings drop.Other than that its generally just movies.>>215514298nooo dont give opinions and tell us how shit it isjust let everyone waste their life like you just did.Might as well go and watch the entire series of coronation street to see its quality itself instead of knowing it is soap opera trashYou fucking cretin
>>215514029Rate the episode, fellas.
>>215514400>low IQ subhuman with blown attention span spergs a "no you" Lol.
>>215514029Holy shit bros Im actually so happy is a once per wek episode. I hope is good
>>215514029It's so far ... mid. And the vag was cringe.
Will it be like alien earth
Woke Obamacare: the show
>>215514029How shitty is it?
>>215514977I wonder how black people feel knowing libs can't write their parts without bringing up racism
why is it produced like an MCU movie?
Based on the comments ITT, I will pass on this slop, well, maybe ill check out the first episode but i dont have high hopes. Sad how HBO has fallen off.
just upload a gofile
>>215515365no
/pol/ fags have ruined this board
>whites are crazy, blacks are put together family people>racist airman despite working with a negro on the crew>THEY TURNED US IN TO LAMPSHADES, SON!
>>215514985Cast lacks charisma. The horror elements are over the top clusterfuck style like the movies which is a detriment to tone. Some plot beats were nonsensical. The cliffhanger was good but if it was a fake out I'm going to drop the show. 6/10
>>215515126Blacks can't go an hour without bringing up racism cuz dey dindu nuffins and need more dey gibs
>>215514298Better hold the show hostage so that people without friends get to have their weekly online discussions.
https://gofile.io/d/U07mdq
>>215516004>Better hold the show hostageWhat?
>>2155149857/10. I'm hoping this wasn't the best foot forward and I'm still holding my breath for the woke bullshit to creep in. But for some reason I'm optimistic. Jewish lampshade monster is kino as well.
>>215514985Yes
>>215516175>Have the show>Could release it all at once like most streaming services>Dish it out on a weekly basis to make sure you pay for several month's subscriptions.
>>215516215The original IT book was already woke as fuck even though I liked it. Why the hell wouldn't this be woke?
>>215516302Not sure. I'm a guy who's dropped over 100K on crypto so I believe in luck. So maybe it doesn't happen because of luck. Maybe it doesn't happen because it's written without that. Maybe it doesn't happen because it gets overwritten with anti-woke (Jews being used to make lampshades, bullshit made to scare people, gets used exactly for that), maybe there's a stopping point without watching anymore before it gets worse and worse like Star Wars. I like to be the optimist, but again. I'm not saying it can't happen. I still think that part where Pennywise brainwashes/influences people to be racist and kill the blacks is possible. Given my own running theories of the story so far that seems plausible.
>>215516535>I still think pennywise brainwashes people to be racistWell, that is true in the book. He is literally puppeteering the minds of everyone in Derry. It's only after it's death do thinga change.
>>215516862Yeah. Honestly it seems really lazy and unnecessary to do that for just one character. I'd rather waste it on a large scale for something else. I wager that Pennywise is going to manipulate the guy who didn't salute the same way he used Bowers. It's quick, simple, and show already. Could be too simple though and the writers want to top it.
>>215514029Mfw only that last 10 minutes or so were actually interesting and didnt make me want to sleep
>>215516954Well I think a big problem this show has as a prequel is that we know pennywise is going to come out on top. I don't see what this cast of literal who's are gonna do to it especially when they're never mentioned in the movies. Plus, j just don't see pennywise as being as threatening when he died because of mean jokes in the second film. Fucking Freddy Krueger would have a field day with him.
>the science of statistics and police worn body cameras prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the folksy racism of the jim crow era was totally and completely justified and correctanyone that doesn't actively acknowledge that niggers are dangerous, vain, compulsive, and violent on a biological level is complicit in the on-going white genocide that is destroying the west.
>>215517045Part 2 was absolute garbage. But Part 2 has always been garbage because it lacked the creativity and mystery of Part 1. That's usually crippling for a writer who wants to innovate and why I think Part 2 sucked so bad. Could also have just been because the Execs saw Terrifier and said "Cwown wit shap teef scawy!" and had all the bullshit kills as Pennywise.
>>2155145065/10
>>215516065Thanks, Bev <3
>>215516273>I'm a poorfag with a blown attention span who needs instant gratification Got it.
Gee! You know what I want to see??? Brutal child murder! Sounds like fun night!How can anyone watch this garbage
>>215514029I don't want to watch Italian version, when does the English version get released?
what is Derry
>>215514029Why the fuck did they kill off most of the kids already? what was the point of showing us the jewish kids family and spending so much time on him if they were going to kill him 15 minutes later? what the fuck is this military plot and why do we give a shit? Why is pennywise so much stronger in 1962 than he was in 1989? seriously, he had to mentally destabilize those kids for weeks and then lure them into the sewer or isolate them before killing them, now he is just straight up slaughtering entire groups at range in movie theaters. what the fuck was that over the top goofy birthing scene at the start? since when can pennywise attack some outside the town limits?
>>215514400You haven't watched tv in 30 years but somehow you are really interested in this show? Shut the fuck up shill. This is such pathetic engagement bait hbo must really be out of money if this is who they hired. Kill yourself faggot scum.
>>215517639>Why the fuck did they kill off most of the kids already? Because they're based (if it isn't a fake out). >what was the point of showing us the jewish kids family and spending so much time on him if they were going to kill him 15 minutes later? To shock you and it worked. >what the fuck is this military plot and why do we give a shit? Too soon to see where it's going but the fact he's there to train first strike capabilities during the Cold War is thematic. >Why is pennywise so much stronger in 1962 than he was in 1989?He's not. >seriously, he had to mentally destabilize those kids for weeks and then lure them into the sewer or isolate them before killing themThat was just the Loser's Club. He was trying to break them apart because their connection to one another made them more powerful. He killed plenty of other people without having to go to any trouble. >what the fuck was that over the top goofy birthing scene at the start? Body horror shit so one of the writers may be a trannie. >since when can pennywise attack some outside the town limits?Since always and they weren't very far outside of the city limits (literally right by the Welcome to Derry sign).
>>215517747>He killed plenty of other people without having to go to any troubleExample? Georgie had to come right up next to street gutter and get sucked into the sewers, those bullies had to be lured into the sewers. maybe I'm forgetting some of his other kills>Since always and they weren't very far outside of the city limitsExample? I literally don't remember anyone getting attacked or even influenced if they were out of the Derry limits. not including the losers club trauma visions as adults. by that point pennywise had gotten into their heads and made a connection. this kid literally hadn't even seen pennywise or any weird shit before.
>>215517866>Example?The little girl under the bleachers. It's never implied that he has any trouble hunting kids. He has trouble with the Loser's Club because their connection to one another gives them power. >Example?He gives the adult versions visions before they come back to Derry in order to try and drive them away. His power isn't limited to Derry so much as he has infested Derry by being there for a really long time. >this kid literally hadn't even seen pennywise or any weird shit beforeYou don't need to have seen him before. The reason he fucks with people before killing them is 1) he's evil and, 2) he says it makes them taste better. He could also be feeding of the psychic energy produced by their fear.
>>215515126I used to work with blacks and anytime they did something wrong and you tried to get on them about it they would bring up the race card. They fucking love being pandered to. How do they feel? They feel great making you their bitch and watching you step on eggshells trying not to piss them off.
>>215515457It will be pretty funny to watch blacks have to share the oppression stage with jews while everyone is shitting on israel. Blacks don't like sharing the spotlight and it's okay to publicly shit on israel right now so this is going to be funny.
>>215516215>Jewish lampshade monster is kinoGood job I thought this was a serious post until the last sentence. kys
>>215517950>The little girl under the bleachers. It's never implied that he has any trouble hunting kids.Fair enough, I forgot about her and those gay guys. I still think pennywise projecting a demon baby and slaughtering a bunch of kids in a movie theater is way more of a spectacle than we have seen from him before.>His power isn't limited to Derry so much as he has infested Derry by being there for a really long time.I still don't remember any example of him being able to project himself beyond the town limits to someone he has never made a previous connection to. Although I suppose you could argue that pennywise was making the kid imagine he was outside the town limits and in reality he never left.Also, what was with the black military driver guy? why was he giving the black pilot all those gormless looks? are we supposed to know who he is?
>>215518459>Also, what was with the black military driver guy? why was he giving the black pilot all those gormless looks? are we supposed to know who he is?I thought that was the guy from The Shining.
this was truly quite awfulnever saw part 2, so this may be expected
>>215518847What the fuck was that midnight attack by those gasmask dudes asking for plane specs? even if the pilot guy had been able to give them all the specs, how would those guys have remembered all that shit? shouldn't they have just kidnapped him or blackmailed him in some way to acquire the written specs for them? and why did those guys just laugh off the entire attack and not run to get a guard or something? "Yeah I know we were just attacked by 3 masked insurgents trying to get high level intel, but how does my hair look? llololo"I was expecting the attack to be some kind of loyalty shittest from the general guy to see if the new pilot was worthy of being brought in on that secret project, but I guess it was legit. seems really stupid.
>>215518880Wait what? did we see his nametag or something?
>>215514029That was not good it's basically just ripping off of Stranger Things but they should've called the show "Stupider Things"
>>215518928no, but going off of promo pics, the editing that kept him obscured for most of the scene except reacting to the line about "special projects" + economy of characters, I just figured that's supposed to be him.
>>215518998To be fair, Stranger things was ripping of IT and Goonies.
>>215519018This might actually be kino. Dick Halloran having a psychic duel with pennywise. Obviously he will be BTFO but it would provide interesting context for his attitude in the shining and why he was trying to help Danny.
>>215518893Part 2 was pretty bad. To this day I question why anybody in that production thought that movie had to be 3 hours long.
>>215514076Night Flier is top tier, fag.
>>215519077well, he was in the book, in the interlude about The Black Spot, and that's supposedly what inspired the show.https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/hbos-new-it-welcome-to-derry-series-completely-ruins-stephen-kings-epic/>Specifically, the U.S. military intends to capture Pennywise and sic him on the Russians and Cubans in order to prevent the forthcoming missile crisis and win the Cold War. To control the monster, which they barely understand, they must acquire the 13 “pillars”—rock shards from the “cage” in which it traveled to Earth millions of years ago—that have the power to contain it à la kryptonite, and whose whereabouts have been protected for centuries by a Native American population that’s acted as humanity’s selfless guardians.hoo boy. also gookmoot enable .webp uploads already ffs.>>215518902also>be in the air force>get jumped in bed by a bunch of dudes wearing gas masks demanding specs for nuclear bombers>they're armed>your latinx bro helps fight them off>they flee>let's sit down and talk instead of reporting the attack....okay.
>>215519159>they must acquire the 13 “pillars”—rock shards from the “cage” in which it traveled to Earth millions of years ago—that have the power to contain it à la kryptonite, and whose whereabouts have been protected for centuries by a Native American population that’s acted as humanity’s selfless guardians.Fucking what? The injuns have known about pennywise for centuries and even know about a way to contain him and they just let him endlessly feast on everyone in town without ever telling anyone? how the FUCK does that make them selfless guardians?
>first episode was simply average at best and the monster in the movie theater was fucking retarded as fuck>Check IMDB everyone is giving it 9's and 10'swhat the fuck
>>215514985Worse than Alien Earth somehow. Seriously terrible.
>>215518893Part 2 was bad. But not this bad.
>>215519239Lots of badass black folks surviving while the dumb whitoids kids died will give you free decent reviews
>>215519253part 2 wasn't complete fanfic, it was a retard adapting decent materialepisode 1 of this show had absolutely nothing from the book aside from the town being called derry, they didn't even bother to use names of side characters from the book, even though it would've been appropriate the first kid should've gotten his head pulled off by the creature from the black lagoon, that's one of the best parts of the book and it's completely disconnect from everything else
>10 mins in and already black people good white people bad>white racist bigot with last name MASTERs >jew father says le ebil nazis made lampshades out of their ancestors> jew lampeshade comes to life to scare little jew boykekpure fucking goyslop
>>215517747It's not a fake out, just look at the season preview
>>215514076>Shining and shawshank an SI haven't seen misery
>8.5 on imdbit's shit tho
>kill off everyone except the negress, the upcoming nigger kid of the Air Force guy, and the token white girl>not a single appearance by Pennywise>big monster is just a shitty mutant baby that you'd see in a low-effort 00s horror action videogame as a stage one spam enemyJesus Christ how do you fumble this bad? In what world do they think anyone will tune in to watch two niggers and a token white bitch (who'll most certainly get with the nigger) for 8 episodes? And they think this will go for multiple seasons? Christ...
>>215519887It's coasting purely on the Pennywise brand. Already the very first scene with the car ride is fucking awful. There's no recovering from it. I definitely won't be watching more. Even Alien Earth as stupid and shitty as it was wasn't this much of an unwatchable failure.
>>215519923I hear you, but I honestly hated Alien Earth more. They had so many avenues to explore, and they did nothing with it. It was just a random bitch being "heckin adwarkable" and acting like a retard. At least this is just trashy horror. Alien Earth was touted as the thinking man's sci-fi on the net when it was dumber than a tie-in comic. I genuinely hate Alien Earth, this I just found disappointing on every level, but I didn't expect anything beyond some scares, so I'm not let down on a big level. God, I hate Alien Earth and that bitch's face so goddamn much.
>>2155145066.5. Needs less CGI baby.
>>215519965alien earth still held promise after the premieresee >>215519159 for how bad things really are
>>215519965>muh lore>muh RPG canon>where's the UPP>why is there boomer rock at the end theres not supposed to be music in the Alien Universe>muh yautjaseethe tranny
>>215514186>Just release it all at once and let us binge as we chooseJust wait until all episodes are out and then binge as you choose.That's what I always do.
>>2155160652K version https://gofile.io/d/tecCt9
>>215518459Are you fucking stupidPennywise is a spiderDerry is Its webIt's also immortal, not fully from our universe, infinite in its own place of existence and fucking mega level psychic Are you seriously this fucking stupid? It's a killer pedofile clown from space, it does what it wants.
>>215519201They're afraid, retard. They can try to contain It, this thing eats fear and flesh. Mainly fear. If It works under your skin, everyone is fucked. Also, the Loser Club are the only ones who have Maturin's power behind them ever so they're different. Also, this new shit isn't canon and fucking sucks. Also niggers.
>>215519239>first episode was simply averagePeople only bother to rate something if they either really like it or really hate it. Something like IT which has a pretty big fanbase you'll have retards sucking up anything and pretending to like it, but it doesn't sound like it was bad enough to warrant people who didn't like it to bother logging on to express their disgust
>>215521257>It's a killer pedophile clown from space, it does what it wants.aren't we all?
>>215517639Maybe he's strong now because he's a (demon) baby. Then he grows and something makes him lose power at the end of the series.Or he's just more decrepit by 1989.
Theres no way those kids are actually dead. Right? That makes no sense.
>>215514076>F>Sleepwalkerspleb taste
>>215514298What's the point of streaming then? It's just a ploy by the corporates to keep you subscribed for more than a month. If someone wanted to legit watch just one show, assuming it's 12 episodes. You're now a paypig for 3 months. Glad I don't pay for my slop.
>>215514506Didn't see the stupid clown once
>>2155145064/10It was pretty mehI dont care about any of the characters so far
>>215518459>I still don't remember any example of him being able to project himself beyond the town limits to someone he has never made a previous connection toAgain: there's nothing in the lore of story that indicates he can't. Again: he isn't even outside of the limits.
How much roicysm is it there?
>>215521810Monster Baby is a spawn of It. The opening scene kind of portrays this with the literal birth of it with Pennywise present (the daughter in the car) and explains it's likely a result of mutation or radiation from the brief radio newscast.It is present in the episode. The daughter in the car, the voice in the drain, and the boy in the screen of the theater. Why is It doing this? Simple. It's luring the kids in to feed to it's offspring because it's an unstable mutation that It is trying to raise to maybe me like itself and not some mindless killing machine. Further evidence of this being where the boy turns into a clown and holding a baby, It's baby which he releases to kill them.Army is probably trying to weaponize these things. The book did have eggs laid by It and I'm guessing they were either laying around hatching for who knows how long and one or more were collected by the Army and is currently in the Special Projects. The egg laying could also be a mutation on It as well since It was pregnant in the book Part 2 with eggs already laid. But this is never mentioned in the movie so I'm going with them just laying around. Did you ever see Van Helsing with Hugh Jackman? It's kind of like that with the offspring of Dracula.
>>215522309White airman won't salute the black MC out of like 5 others. There's a scene where he gets attacked and I expecting it to be a group of rednecks dressed up in the style of Steven Kings Maine, but it wasn't. Or it's done by him with another motive besides wanting to kill him because he's black.
Am I retarded? I liked the new movies and the TV show
>>215522400I always thought the Outsider and the other things like it were offspring of IT. Also the thing in the last Dark Tower book.
>>215522467They could become that eventually. But there's literally a few pages of them crushing It's eggs in the lair as adults. The two could be different even. The egg laying feature perhaps being due to radiation on It forcing these abominations.
I can't believe racism was the real monster the whole timeWe truly do need to be better men
>>215519077>>215519159stranger things?
it seems the leaks were true and the military is going to try and capture Pennywise to use him as a weapon against the soviets.
>>215514076Is there anyone else in history that has had 88 fucking movies and TV shows made based off their books? King must be a fucking billionaire.
>>215522750>Native Americans know about Pennywise and have been guarding the pieces of the meteorite he crashed in for hundreds of thousands of years.Heya hoya heya hoya. Why are Indians always so smart?
>>215514298>acting like these are actual episodes of a show as opposed to one story dragged out over 8 hours.
>>215522827DECOMPRESSED STORYTELLING, SLOW BURN, MYSTERY BOX
>>215522804so now they are stealing from the X-files?
>>215519239It's the IMDB. You think any of these sites are real people voting?
>>215522804thanks for warning anyone, fucking Indians.
When does John Ritter show up?
does this have a graphic child orgy?
>>215517639Listen uhMonster clown scary And also the holocaust?
>>215519101Stranger Things was still big so they shoehorned in more flashbacks to capitalize
>>215515466Forced horror is alwayys shit. Needs to be subtle that is the mark the movie also missed
got webms or anything?
>Jews>BlacksDing ding
They should've just called this "Stephen King Needs More Coke Money"
>>215519923Watch it all and stop being a faggot
>>215514186Brah just go go to a streaming site. The whole season is there I’m binging it right now all day. Neet mode
Why is almost everyone so fucking ugly?
>>215523904The entire cast are Jews. They aren't even pretending to cast white people anymore.
>>215514076Good or even great thanks to the director: The Shining, Shawshank, Christine, CarrieSurprisingly fun: The ledge segment in Cat's EyeHaven't seen and might be okay: Dolores ClaiborneOverrated and forgettable: everything elseKing sucks.
>The sign outside said "NO SINGLES"!
>>215514029I 10/10 did not give a single flying fuck to any of the characters. I was in my phone for a good chunck of the episode and only the first and last act caught my attention. I hope the next episodes are good. Without hating on it, I give it a solid 5/10 so far>Baby demon is not scary>Lamp made ut of skin was cringe
>>215517639>over the top goofy birthing scene Wait. Are you saying there is a birthing scene that is goofy, or that Goofy, disney's Goofy, is shown giving birth? Because it sounds exactly like the thing Pennywise would do, but I doubt disney would agree to something like that.
Is it good?
>>215524144literally burst out laughing when I saw this thing. What the fuck were they thinking?
why did the demon baby have huge tits?
It suffers from bad Muschietti problems. His reliance of CGI and cringe dialogue filled with curse words. A series premiere is supposed to draw you in but all this did was turn me off to the entire rest of the series.
>RACISM>MAGIC NIGGER
>>215524331It's not the woke pandering we expected. Yet. But if the story and formula doesn't improve it's just going to be boring and repetitive. Right now I would rather watch the first episode ten times over than Part 2. But due to acting and having already seen Part 1 the whole kids vs It dynamic isn't anything new. It's going to have some twists and the story is going to naturally deepen. But these twists feel like they're going to be something you would pull in a season 3 or 4. If you liked the first, got bored of the second, thought the miniseries overall was just ok, and did at least think the book wasn't a waste of time. Then it's worth a watch. A 7/10 from me.>>215524567Pennywise egg exposed to radiation by the army perhaps.
>a spinoff of a remake of an adaptation of a book>also wypipo badstick a fork in this industry
>>215524144ROBERT NO!
>The US government wants to capture Pennywise and use him as a weapon against the Soviets.>To do this, they need to acquire the shards from the meteorite he landed on earth in, which will allow them to control him.>In order to do this, they decide to use Leroy Hanlon, a Korean war veteran who suffered a brain injury that makes him impervious to fear.>The Hanlon family is sent to Derry. Pennywise discovers Hanlon's mission and invulnerability and seeks to destroy him.>Pennywise begins manipulating the town into turning against the Hanlon family. The kids try to stop him, but it culminates in a racist massacre.>Pennywise also slaughters most of the town's population, and mind wipes the survivors into forgetting he exists, winning in the end.
>>215522804Is that a surprise? King has literally always played to "and the natives knew about this creature".That's not woke, it's just a common 80s trope to make up for the lack of mysticism in a country that was founded in the 1700s.
>>215514029Bro that new IT movie came out 8 years ago. Who cares anymore?
>>215524331Not even a little bit. Worst slop imaginable.
>>215525293Kind of feels like this isn't going to work already. Why capture Pennywise when they can steal an egg and domesticated and/or train it or alter it? Drop one in Moscow or Havana and let it do it's thing. From the baby monster this seems more along the lines of what they would go for, kind of like Stranger Things and the Russians trying to weaponize the demi-gorgon. Alien Earth vibes as well which seems like the style for the time.Hanlon also doesn't seem fearless to me. Not wanting to remember his operation over Korea could be a form of PTSD keeping him from being very afraid, but with family and how he was when he was attacked I don't get the feeling he's fearless. I feel they would have made that clear by now. I don't know what role he plays with Pennywise because it could go either way. Either Hanlon learns about this and is trying to stop the military from using the eggs by planning to destroy the bomber that will drop the eggs, or destroying the eggs before they are loaded on. Pennywises motivation could just be to propagate and spread over the planet and is manipulating and using the military for these ends with radiation and testing. Im leaning more into this theory than perhaps Pennywise wanting to stop it because it's spawn are uncontrollable animals. This conclusion being made later when It realizes they are just killing machines despite it's efforts to teach and raise them.Town manipulation to kill Hanlon could still happen. Mass mind wipe though? Hmm... military could sweep it's failure under the rug and like pro vax supporters durimg Covid 19 they will probably just naturally forget everything they said or did.
>>215525303It's way older than the 80s. Even guys like Lovecraft leaned heavily on the hokey akoochemoya shit because we don't have cool stuff like ancient Roman ruins or Druidic sites in the US.
>>215519159The "attack" scene on the black officer guy was essentially a hazing thing, i'm betting. They're just testing his loyalty or whatever because he's the new guy. No one got shot or seriously hurt, and the whole thing was weird as fuck.
i didnt care for it
> blacks have plot armor from the get goWhen you pull shit like this in a horror show, you know its a shit show with constant fake outs.
>>215525856They're testing to see if he'd break under duress into giving away confidential information. The base commander doesn't want Russian spies compromising his operations.
>>215525856Could also could genuinely be agents or spies stationed in the base working for Russia. They were pretty much impossible to identify and if they're going to drop weaponized baby monster eggs it would warrant Russia trying to figure out how it's a threat. So they'll appear again. Especially if Hanlon sits on his ass like that again when they are escaping. But whatever.
Pennywise doesn't lay eggs. these retards think the spider is it's true form and it was actually pregnant.It's true form is pure energy unfathomable to the human mind. they can't look at it without dying or going insane. It can't reproduce because the "deadlights" is an energy that is everywhere. it's like saying gravity can have babies
>>215525983Eggs were in the book. Part 2 didn't have them stomping them like they did in the book, but it hasn't been officially made clear than It can't or hasn't laid eggs. The book didn't even say when they were laid either.
this trailer confirms the leakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaoECbTfPgY
>>215516065>>215521145Basado.
>show about evil clown from space>it's actually about racism
>>215520342go to bed
>>215525983Dumb motherfucker post.
CGI trash just like IT Pt. 1 (never even saw Pt. 2). And worse yet, this isn't even bad-but-fun. It's haphazard, with no tension and no payoffs. The worst thing I've seen since True Detective S4. Honest question: is anyone actually scared of that retarded Bugs Bunny face that Manicotti is so fond of using? I can't imagine anyone is receptive to it except for 12 year olds with Downe's.
>>215526336>this isn't even bad-but-funthe jew lampshade made me chuckle
>>215524144It's Resident Evil tier vidja monster.
>>215522978I wonder if King (not a Jew) is regretting that there isn't any Palestinian representation
>>215514506>Watch show to see pennywise antics>See giant demon baby shredding some jewish kids instead5/10
>>215514052I'll just lurk threads here until it's finished to see if it's shit or not.Then I'll either torrent it or not.
>>215526490is there a giant demon baby in the book?
>>215523649looks liek a girl, or nicole kidman
Do any of you like the band Pennywise?
>>215526739This is not based off a book
>>215523649He's going to play him until he's 90.
wtf I thought girls don't fart
>>215526069>just casually spoiling that the black guy is Dick Hallorann in the trailer and the military is hunting for PennywiseIT is a massively popular IP you dont need to entice people with a Shining/IT crossover event.
God this shit SUCKED
>>2155277082nd season finale Reverand Lowe will try to exorcise the demon(IT) out of the town and get cursed for shits and giggles
>>215527788>triple dubs have spoken
>>215527757Nah, it's a great pilot episodethe opening and the ending if legit 9/10, minus one point for CGI but it's still good enough for a TV showrated it 8/10 overall
Why does it look so bad, like someone smeared the camera with grease
>>215527904Pathetic retard shill. It was legitimately a 0/10.
Dialogue felt really off, especially the kids.
>>215527954
>>215526972what is it based off? it literally said that in the intro
>>215527757IT is SHIT
>>215528010You think it's cool to slurp shit and tell other people it's delicious and good for their health. it is not. shit hurts your body and mind. it's full of bacteria that will ruin your health. Eating shit also hurts your brain, because you're forcing it to do something it's naturally disgusted by.
>>215514029Are there any discord servers where newly released pirated stuff gets uploaded and is available for download through the discord site?
>>215528557geez this place has fallen
>>215522185This is what I was afraid of. The enjoyment of the series will fall entirely on the amount of screen time IT has. If he's going to be use sparingly it will just be people in a room talking.
Can jews shut the fuck up about holohoax for 5 seconds?How the fuck they managed to make this show about getting turned into lamp shade, one of the most known holoahoax lies.Next episode? Masturbation machines.
>>21552217212 episodes? oy vey do you think we’re made of money? 8 is all you get
its full of endless jumpscares and bad cgi, otherwise its very lame.i was really bored at the end of the episode, the gore just doesnt make it any spookier.
>>215526336i thought pretty much the same, HBO is just done for.
Pennywise? How antisemitic!
>>215528320It's based on characters created by Stephen King.
>>215527904>10/10 but loses 1 point for CGIKill yourself, midwit. Kill yourself.
>>215529105ok then is there a giant baby demon character in stephen kings universe?
>>215528627>you will hear him laugh in episode 3>he will be on screen for 5 seconds in episode 8>tune in for season 2 in 5 years!Streaming slop has utterly destroyed the entertainment industry
>>215529139there is a demon toddler in pet semetary, but he's not a giant.
>>215525856With the buildup for the 'secret projects' part of the base I took it as a pretty straightforward hazing to see if he can be trusted to not break being read into whatever the bullshit they're gonna blab about as their Clown capture weapons mission.
>>215516065This. Just post the soph webms so we can avoid the rest of this woke fuck fest.
>>215529139>>215529203It's set in the ZAMN cinematic universe. That white soldier is freaking out because he saw a proud black man in his unit.
>>215527303IT made her have butt noisesIt was IT
>>215518880>>215519018>Dick is mentioned as an Army cook and member of the African-American army nightclub in Derry, Maine called The Black Spot, which was burned down by the Legion of White Decency (the Maine equivalent of the KKK) in 1930. We are using the Black Spot as an event in which many stories are built around.RACISMholy shit i thought you were joking. this sounds terrible
>racism is a new concept to ITyou can always tell who the bots are
>>215514029straight up anti white hbo trash but i thought the lamp thing was funny, haven't heard that myth for the longest time
Did they really kill off 3 main characters in episode 1?[spoiler/]I actually liked them.
>>215516004the threads about chernobyl were great and longlasting specifically because it wasnt released all at once
>>215529154So true it hurts. These shows always get 8-10 episodes, but only enough budget and actual story for 3 episodes so only the first, middle, and last episode of a season have anything interesting going on.
>>215531082If so thats pretty based. But i feel like the jew will be back to lecture the viewer more on jews being oppressed. So its moreikely a fakeout.
After the distaster class called Alien Earth, it was way better than I expected. 6/10 for newfags. 4/10 if you read the book (just like the shitty movies)
>>215531983Yeah ill continue watching this despite being meh. It literally cannot be worse than the ending of Alien Earth.
>>215532044nothing can be worse than Alien Earth. I'm still flabbergasted it was made by the Fargo guy.
I'm just not going to watch it
>>215531983This was way worse than Alien Earth. Delusional post, probably a jeet
>>215531795I figured the Jewish kid would be Stanley's dad from the book/movie. Now I guess it must be his brother if he actually died in that theater.
>>215514052>Get invested in show>Is cancelled Many such cases. I just wait until shows are done.
>>215532161>number of jeets in Derry = 0>number of jeets in Alien Earth > 1stop doing the deflect Saar!
>>215531983I'm old an already watched the old TV show. Too bad kids refuse to watch anything made before 2015.
>>215514076>Storm of the Century>Cnah ur a cunt
Do they really start ranting about nazi lampshades in this too
>>215532298Yes. Literally. And then the kid gets scared by the lamp in his room turning into sewn together Jew faces lmao
>>215514090>A: 1408, The MistBased. 1408 is amazing, especially with how short the source material was. It also takes a special place in my heart because I watched it first at the movies with one ending then a few years later I pirated it and the fucking ending was unexpectedly different. I was blown away when the movie itself fucked with my mind exactly like the evil room kek
>>215532325finally it has come to pass
>>215532298>in this toowdym? where else is it mentionned?
>>215532442Monster
>>215518902>I was expecting the attack to be some kind of loyalty shittest from the general guyIt was
>>215514090If you watch Dreamcatcher as a comedy it is easily S tier.
WHERE'S THE SPIDER-CLOWN, MANSLEY?
>>215532298For the love of god. How do these fuckers not get that WE ALL KNOW nazis are bad. We all know about the fucking holocaust. The problem isn't that people don't know or forgot how bad le heckin ebbil nazis were, its that THEY CALL EVERYONE A FUCKING NAZI.
>>215527708Mike’s dad was friends with him in the book
>>215534287The most massive war in human history is still within living memory. What do you expect?
>>215534287Dogshit bait
>>215521914
>>215534413He's not wrong. Libtards and leftoids being retarded and calling everyone a Nazi has normalized actual neonazis to an extent. You can even argue using the holocaust for cheap scares in a tv series has done the same.
>>215514029>WHY NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT BAD ACTING FROM EACH CHILD ACTOR I CAN NOT STAND ITThere is no way this was a normal standard child actor for a tv series in 2025.No fucking way!
A girl farts and that made up for everything else.
>>215528557you are a really dumb faggotgoogle "torrents" and "1337x.to"
>>215534287nevr 4get unlike 9/11 which was whatever the lampshades and jerkoff machines tho from a hundred years ago is always in the forefront of my mind i cry erry teim
>>215525983You are retarded.
>>215528010Turning her face into a sloppy fuck hole is what I would love.
>>215534287well now the "punch nazis" crowd is now calling for the death of 7 million jews in response to a bunch of muslims going on a rape and murder spree in Israel so it's all helter-skelter man
>>215535001stefan king is the real retard here
>>215534469No, he is. And so are you. The holocaust never happened and the Nazis were the good guys.
>>215534287Pennywise usually takes on the form of what a child fears the most. Usually it's a fictional creature like the mummy, the wolfman, the creature from the black lagoon. Sometimes real things like blood or an abusive parent. But it's all fictional and not real. Just like the lampshade made of the skin of Jews.
>>215535466Why is there another awkward Jewish kid in this?Didn't they already do that in the movies?
>>215519239It was more violent than I was expecting considering the victims were children. Also top kek at the jew lampshade thing, unironically kino. Yeah, the child acting is pretty mediocre and I skipped most of the dialogue
>>215535705Not sure honestly. Maybe it was intentional to make a few of the characters feel like copies from the movie so the kills felt more impactful? Either that or the staff just wanted to grease another jew.
I was gonna check it out today but my mom is was babysitting so couldn't watch with a bunch of kids around. I'll see it friday
Pennywise/Deadlights is a monster from Todash space, same universe that generated The Mist and its monsters. There is literal eerie looking mist in trailer, probably secret project (Arrowhead?) on Air Force base is a portal to Todash space?
>>215526069someone has the shining
>>215532204Uncle
>>215531082There will be second "proto-losers club". 4 main kids - 2 blacks, 2 white. And two additional kids, because in trailers there were 6 kids venturing into sewers.
>>215518166>he thinks we are joking Look it up, its real.
>>215535705Probably meant to be related to that kid, possibly his dad or something.
>>215536353Im pretty sure they're related to the Uris family because the kids locker had Urine written on it.
Almost the entire cast is fucking black. How the fuck do you guys even watch this slop?
>>215536540I didn't. I watched the pregnancy scene (lame) and skimmed the rest of the episode (lame).
>>215536540Don't worry, I won't be. The first episode was terrible, and that was meant to hook people. There's no chance it doesn't get way worse from there if that was the best they had to start it.
>>215536540>Lampshades!
>>215519159>To control the monster, which they barely understand, they must acquire the 13 “pillars”—rock shards from the “cage” in which it traveled to Ealisten.you had better be fucking kidding me. i'm not clicking that link so i'm going to assume youre just having a keknot even a jew would attempt such a video gamey, banal storyline in this, the year of our lord two thousand and twenty-five
>get attacked by masked men with a Russian pistol on a US airbase>just sit there and laugh when they leave...
>>215517639You forgot to mention how the fuck do elite airmen not immediately alert the base when attacked instead of standing around making jokes.I hope the kids are really dead but I doubt it since they're on the poster.
>>215537000Yeah, you know you've been in the military for too long when this is the only thing that sticks out to you as wrong with the episode.
>>215524313kek this would have made a hell of a first episode
>>215529943the chapter about the Black Spot in the book is pretty cool even if it's cheesy, most of the IT past encounters described in the book are that way
>>215535705>Why is there another awkward Jewish kid in this?I wouldn't be surprised is all of the non-black kid actors are jewish.
>>215519239don't look to imdb for guidance anon
>>215526433kek yes, it really does look something out of either that or DmC
>D'you like lampshades, Doc?
>>215536975https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxX_WCVzpKY
>>215537354goddamn how is TV getting dumber and dumber...
>>215537354Out of focus policeman looks like Dodd from the Dead Zone.
>>215519239Those are called marketers.
>turtles are good luck>turtle telling everyone to duck and cover to survive nuclear holocaustturtle bros, we're so back
>>215519923>Already the very first scene with the car ride is fucking awfulAgree. Just garbage.
>>215534287>>215535255lollmaoroflcopter, even
Mr. President, we cannot allow a baby mutant gap!
https://youtu.be/jkGS45l9FsA?t=105undefeated
>>215514052That is a good thing, so we can have moar /tv/-threads, I miss the Spartacus threads
>>215538659https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b0w38cDShE
>>215537876The turtle used to be the symbol of the british fabian society, I assume King is a socialist as well.
loud=scary
>>215535255Yes the Israelis dindu nuffin
>>215534287Zoomers no longer care. The holohaux dies with the boomers.
>>215532419underrated
>>215538683the little girl was one of the naked chicks getting cooked in FD3
>>215514090I dunno man, I thought The Monkey was pretty banging absurdist film. Rank it up there with Rubber and Dead Alive/Braindead in that it kept saying "What the fuck am I even watching?" for the majority of its run time. Sucks for a horror movie though, so if that's your metric it's fair.
that's a lot of urban population
>>215517639>Why is Pennywise so much stronger in 1962 than he was in 1989?He's not. Pennywise is essentially an outer god with local reality warping power. If he wants to just murder a bunch of people in an over the top way, he has always been capable of doing so. The reason he doesn't usually do so is meat that dies flooded with the hormones and such that intense fear releases tastes better.Him slowly tormenting the shit out of a few targets? That's marinating a steak.Him just offing a bunch of Jew kids? That's him just ripping into a whole pack of Oreos. The whole "His power is tied to belief" was a shit idea though. Fucker was eating dinosaurs and whatnot way before humans showed up, so clearly he doesn't need something to believe in him to just kill it or have power over it. King is a very inconsistent retard.
>>215514052Hmm maybe I’ll actually watch it then. There’s so many shows I haven’t watched because of that model, I’m an old school like watching episodes as they come out every week, that WATCH THE WHOLE SEASON AT ONCE OR ELSE model that zoomers love just always overwhelmed me and would make me not wanna watch because it felt like a chore to have to watch 400 hours of tv at once. That’s why I still like regular linear tv over streamfagging, I’m just a set in my ways early 80s born millennial boomer, I like tv the way I grew up with not this tv you click on little tiles to watch, fucking soulless! And bring back video stores while we’re at it! #livingmylifelikeitsstillthe90sandyoucantsropme
>>215539636>Fucker was eating dinosaurs and whatnot way before humans showed up, so clearly he doesn't need something to believe in him to just kill it or have power over it.
Holy shit so much conjecture and made up bullshit in this thread that are all answered in the book
>>215539843There is no book. This is It: Welcome to Derry. Not It.
Man, these child actors are dog shit at their job.
I can say with objective certainty that anyone who likes this show is a fag with AIDS.
Why the fuck is social commentary in my kid eating, outer god, shape shifting clown horror show?I know King put retarded as hell social commentary in his work. Is this some kind of "Take that, CHUD!" bullshit or something? Is Pennywise going to start talking about Per Capitia?
>>215514029Should I watch the movies first? I only read the book.
>>215534287>WE ALL KNOW nazis are badThey do it so retards like you spout nonsense
>>215540143The original miniseries is good because Tim Curry was hamming it up hard.Neither are good as representations of the source material on the whole.
>>215514090You forgot Kingdom Hospital
>>215540169the kid acting was all solid in the original, tooexcept for ben and mike, but they were also the worst ones in the new movies too
>>215540094Do they ever make anything that isn't "take that chud!" nonsense anymore?
>>215540203Classic.
>>215516862Too apologetic to Whites. They'll explicitly have It taunt a White Christian church leader that is retconned to having been involved in the burning of the Black Spot and have some kind of dumb exchange like this:> Priest: "You're evil!"> It: "Evil? What you did to those peywas evil. Even I couldn't do something like that."Then he'll kill the White priest because jews.>>215517097Based and truth pilled
>>215539636>Fucker was eating dinosaurs and whatnot way before humans showed up, so clearly he doesn't need something to believe in him to just kill it or have power over it.Was this book lore or something? I thought they said he didn't even wake up for the first time until settlers came in the 1600s?
>>215517097I do find it funny that the same people who demanded body cams in the first place actually want them to stop being used as it completely blows their race grifting narrative out of the water.
>>215537086To be fair, they probably figured out it was just a test. Shit STILL happens where military outfits in disguise beat the dog shit out of newbies in secret projects to try and get them to talk so they can identify who is a weak link for information security.
>>215517122The second half always falls apart because it's inherently less scary when their adults especially when you've just seen the kids beat It in the first part. The reason it works in the book is because they all have amnesia when their adults and the kid chapters are flashbacks that reveal their past as they recover their memories which makes it more and more scary as you gradually realize what's going on and what they're up against. Especially because you dont know how it worked out when they were kods until the very end. The whole reason It's called It in the first place is because it's supposed to be a mystery at the beginning with the adults all getting phone calls and being told: "It's back." and it causing them to panic spiral. You're supposed to be guessing and wondering the whole time going: "What is It? What are they talking about? What could it be?" and since It can shape shift and make their fears come to life like all of It's appearances in the first half of the book are different and you have no idea what It actually is for a good whole intil it all starts coming together. The only downside is the ending is really annoying because it reaches a point where loke the last fifteen chapters are just seeing what happened on tbe sewer as kids and then word for word the exact same thing happening to them as adults with maybe a throwaway line about "OMG you said that last time! This is crazy!" But I'm sure it would be easier to work out a better ending for the adults then splitting it up and trying to make the second half work under its own merit.
>>215514076>>215514090Are you referring to books or adaptations?
>>215517639> What was the point of showing us the jewish kids familyTo teach you not to be antisemitic > what the fuck is this military plot and why do we give a shit? Because they're hacksWhy is pennywise so much stronger in 1962 than he was in 1989? Because they're hacks > what the fuck was that over the top goofy birthing scene at the start?To scare White women into not having babies because they think they're body is going to rip apart like in the movies > since when can pennywise attack some outside the town limits?Because they're hacks
>>215540358No. It's assumed that he had to eat something given his 27 year cycle. The dumbest shit is when people say he feeds off fear when it's pretty openly stated that is just "salting the meat". He has been on Earth for millions of years, the earliest account was when he killed the colonists in Derry, however, Native Americans didn't write shit down, so it's very likely he was killing shit long before then.
>>215517950His power is limited to Derry. The only reason he could do that to the Losers Club is Bev they went into It's lair and saw the Deadlights and survived
I missed the n-word, when was it said?The kid actors were kinda bad.
>>215540497His power isn't limited to Derry. It's just where he landed and is his stomping grounds. He invested a lot of time and energy into manipulating the citizens of Derry to the point he could eat kids right in front of adults and they wouldn't be aware it's happening so it prime real estate that he just sticks to. Absolutely nothing is keeping him from leaving it but it is implied he is weaker the further he goes from it, what that entails to a teleporting, telepathic, shape shifting, outer god is left unknown. How far he can go is also unknown.
>>215540507Well some of them shouldn't be a problem anymore.
>>215518847>>215518880Are they really doing to have the army fight It?
>>215540554No. It's just an excuse to show more racism.
>>215519159> the U.S. military intends to capture Pennywise and sic him on the Russians and Cubans in order to prevent the forthcoming missile crisis and win the Cold War.That's probably the worst possible plot they could've gone with. >>215519077That's technically why indeed since it's canon to the book but he wrote It after The Shining so there's no way he was thinking about that when he wrote The Shining
>>215525293It's meteor is the one that killed the dinosaurs in the book. It's not just lying around waiting to be collected like a video game mission. Also, the logic breakdown is astounding. Let's set aside the B.S. about the brian injury, the U.S.A. government using a Korean for a Critical above above top secret mission, and the fact that Pennywise could still kill someone not afraid of him if he's amassed enough power and just address the fact that sending the guys family in with him on this mission is dumb. Obviously he's going to attack his family
>>215526684Scared me for a second. The whole article is basically just saying King isn't jewish but Kubrick was and he made the shining movie
>>215528010Just because a jew said it doesn't make it true
>>215536819>The first episode was terrible, and that was meant to hook people. It really wasn't. 8.2/10 on IMDb79% on TraktPeople generally loved it.
>>215534287Anon, despite not being the Hebrews from the Bible and this never having been held in bondage in Egypt the jews complained about their "enslavement" in Egypt for almost 2,000 years until people finally collectively told them enough was enough. They arent ever going to stop talking about the Holocaust. They'll be talking about it in the year 4,000 unless people realize it's all made up just to control them through emotional manipulation.
>>215535976> portal to Todash space100% Hollywood can't think up original things so they'll just lift the plot from Stranger Things 1:1
>>215537181They are
>>215540615>That's probably the worst possible plot they could've gone with.eh, it's the kind of bullshit The Shop would get up to. >>215540879>Stranger Things rips off Stephen King>Stephen King TV show can't rip off Stranger Things back???