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TIMES YOU ACTED LIKE JIRO DREAMS OF SUSHI Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)21:57:04 No.215514647 Archived

100th birthday edition

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)22:02:27 No.215514756

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)22:02:27 No.215514756

>>215514647
happy birthday jiro

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)22:04:29 No.215514793

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)22:04:29 No.215514793

What is it exactly that makes his sushi so special?

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)22:05:22 No.215514811

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)22:05:22 No.215514811

>>215514793
He like, uses heavy rock to hold down rice lid.
Japs had never thought of cooking rice in pressure cookers before.

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)22:06:29 No.215514828

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)22:06:29 No.215514828

happy birthday you old chink fuck
t. gaijin

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)22:29:00 No.215515204

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)22:29:00 No.215515204

>>215514793
Japanese philosophy of itakadimasu

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)22:30:20 No.215515222

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)22:30:20 No.215515222

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>>215514647
Shame about that sequel.

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)22:32:10 No.215515251

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)22:32:10 No.215515251

>>215514647
how many people do you think he's turned into sushi?

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)22:34:54 No.215515283

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)22:34:54 No.215515283

>>215514793
>What is it exactly that makes his sushi so special?
He's folded it 100,000 times.

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)22:58:40 No.215515589

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)22:58:40 No.215515589

>>215514793
he made his assistant do the rice for ten years before he was allowed to touch fish

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)23:00:46 No.215515619

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>>215514647
He’s been based for 100 years.

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)23:02:49 No.215515649

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)23:02:49 No.215515649

>>215515222
*outlives him*
what now?

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)23:05:52 No.215515689

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)23:05:52 No.215515689

>>215514793
He handles rice one grain at a time.

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)23:06:03 No.215515691

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)23:06:03 No.215515691

I love that documentary and how he tortures everyone, Man Behind the Sun vibes.

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)23:10:08 No.215515756

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)23:10:08 No.215515756

>>215515222
what if he perfected his craft through countless nights because it was how he kept the nightmares at bay

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)23:18:03 No.215515910

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)23:18:03 No.215515910

>>215514793
He was on Rick and Morty

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)23:21:59 No.215515988

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)23:21:59 No.215515988

>>215514647
When the fuck is the sequel