i think anons should post girls in shiny clothes

Coralie Fargeat is far too-skilled to make mere "gooner bait". Also, there's a porn parody already? I miss the days where you were allowed to get away with such titles as Penetrator 2, and Muffy the Vampire Layer. Biscuit company Nabisco put an end to all of that, when they successfully sued the production company that made the interracial porn film Whoreos.

In short: FUCK corporations.

>>215514910
did that movie even need a porn parody though

>>215515002
>Coralie Fargeat is far too-skilled to make mere "gooner bait".
Lol, she's garbage and the Substance's goonerbait is the only worthwhile part of the film.

>>215515002
>successfully sued the production company that made the interracial porn

Based.

>>215515002
>crying about interracial propagandists being sued
>thinks the director of the Substance is skilled
Checks out.

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>>215514910
I think it’s like Starship Troopers. The hag director tried to make a movie saying “objectifying women is.. Le bad” but having hot chicks being sexy was the only enjoyable part of the movie. Satire doesn’t work when it’s not rooted in reality

My gf is the most bitter anti-pretty women there is, genuinely scowling if there's a pretty teen in the movie, but she liked the substance
Take that as the movie having the correct amount of sexual display, combined with the correct amount of whatever makes females feel secure about themselves (I don't know that it is)

>>215515002
It's because cuckolds and niggers ruined the inoffensive cookie when they associated with it.

The only other watchable movie last year was Smile 2.

>>215515519
It's because the film "punishes" the viewer for oogling a hot chick, and it depicts the hot chick as a one dimensional monster. The film is filled with contempt for its subject. You should find a new girlfriend, btw.

>>215514910
I would only watch a porn parody of The Substance if it is Syren de Mer playing a washed up model and if Lily Bell plays her younger counterpart, and if it would not have nigger males in it - which would be impossible since porn producers can't help themselves

>>215515571
AAAHHH I'M PUMPING

>>215515599
Also, it's because white boys can't help themselves.

>>215514910
>>215515519
My gf loved The Substance but hated Anora because she thought it was gooner bait. The Substance had multiple close ups of Margaret Qualley's ass in a skintight leotard, sometimes shaking it around, but Anora only had like 1 striptease and a couple quick sex scenes that lasted a few seconds which I found more funny than sexy. I don't get it.

>>215515670
Again, it's because the Substance ostensibly punishes its viewer with grotesque imagery, often intercut with the sexy images. Also, the Substance speaks very much to women (and their profound shallowness), whereas Anora is a shy guy's fantasy.

>>215514910
I don't know. What I do know is it was dumb of Sue to kill her matrix host. Then she went full dumbass and tried to make a copy of herself. Did they not share the same brain or some shit? I got confused in the third act.

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>>215515670
My own theory, is that The Substance doesn't show men with lingering power over the women based on the sexualization.
The neighbor is "enthralled" by Qualley, the latino/nigger biker was also "enthralled", but this is Qualley's deliberate plan and doing, and the men doesn't "get" anything.
In the case of the neighbor, he didn't wanted to fuck the girl, and then the pretty girl MAKE him want it
I personally think that's what it is. Like my gf would like a witch in the forest that's naked and she fascinates a man and then fucks him, but she would hate the men pov of going to the forest, seeing a naked witch, fucking her and then going back to the bar to tell the story
But I know nothing about women that's just a theory

>>215515746
Correct

>>215515670
Anora is a patronizing movie that begs you to feel sorry for the protagonist.

The Substance is a classic Faustian pact story. Everything bad that happens to Demi Moore is her own fault. You're supposed to laugh at her.

>>215514910
I watched this, its a VR video. The video quality was really good

Her face is like twice the age of her body though. I don't know what's going on

>>215515866
>But I know nothing about women
That's clear. Let me try spelling this out once more: Women hate other women. In particular, hot women. The Substance treats the hot woman like a shallow, vile wench, who is ultimately tortured and destroyed in a hideous fashion. Anora humanizes some hot slut, and ends with her connecting with the guy who appreciates her for who she is. A woman's NPC hamster wheel spins smoke at the latter.

>>215516031
I'll keep it with my theory, based on my experience of actually having a women

fake tits and tranny ass
shant be gooning

>>215516068
Guys are really dumb with women. They always have to learn the hard way.

>>215514910
*sigh*
the substance is cum isn't it

>>215514910
A dyke who hates attractive women and hates the fact that men find attractive women attractive made a beyond paper thin parody of male gaze gooner fuel.

The problem is that she fundamentally doesn't understand the audience she hates so it just comes off as lezbocore with hard dykegaze "gooner" shit.

It failed every single step of the way at being sexy and just came off as tryhard and dyke as fuck.

>>215516271
Ozempic and or stemcells/blood.

I wanna cum

>>215515519
How ugly is your gf, dude

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>>215514910
It's fuckin great, the photography is excellent the direction is bonkers and Moore is fuckin fantastic turning herself inside out for the role.

As usual redditards and 4tards have a problem bc someone else had a complete sex life without them in it.
>but muh messaging i'm so hurt booo hooooo

fucking pathetic

>>215516340
What the actual fuck.
Still, would breed some fine acquatic amphibious babbies with.

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I'm glad they used practical effects for the blob monster at the end. CGI would have looked awful.

>>215514910
>VR shit
Are you fucking kidding me? They couldn't do a straight parody? Not that the movie really needs it, it's already coombait.

>>215516339
really pretty, she's just massively insecure

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>>215516793
>really pretty

>>215516818
Heh, I'm not gonna tricked into posting her, but nice try, I appreciate the hustle and the memes

>>215516340
I don't give a fuck. My brain isn't fucked up and wired correctly so I don't see feet sexually. Kill yourself, freak.