>Nothing Happens: the movie
haven't seen it
Yeah it’s almost like hollywood has been creatively bankrupt for 20 years and are wasting their twilight years on bullshit no one will watch
I hate these self-fellating biopics.
>Hey that Freddie Mercury biopic made a lot of money so lets release a shit ton of musician biography moviesGoddamn not even Boomers would pay to see this shit
>>215515087They give Bruce a love interest who only exists to represent his fear of becoming a father. She is not based off any real person, and her last appearance in the film is basically saying verbatim “You are afraid to open up to people because of your bad relationship ship with your father.”
I can't stand Jeremy Allen White so I will not be watching this
>>215515206>>215515087I dislike both White and Springsteen immensely. Shan't watch.
>>215515087First time I saw a YT ad for a movie that was literally just a still image
nothing happens: the music
>>215515087You misspelled Skinamarink
>>215515087Biopics don't work unless the subject has an interesting story. Freddie was a super talented singer, he lived a secret life, married a beard, died of AIDS. It's interesting, I guess. But Bruce Springsteen? The only interesting thing about his life is that he's a famous singer, and we already know that. What compelling story is there? None, at least nothing strong enough to make a movie about.>Hey, I'm Bruce. My name sounds Jewish but I'm actually not. Your parents probably have my greatest hits album. Well, I guess that's about all, good night!
>>215515087bruce spingstreen doesnt have an interesting lifehes just a jew that used jew connections to get a record dealno scandals, no torrid love affairs, no rapes, its boringhes boring
