A thread for the discussion of arthouse and classic cinema.Reject lustful imagery editionQOTDWhat's your favorite sexless film?
Queen of /film/
Give up lil nigga. It's over.
>me holding /film/ at gunpoint trying to keep it alive
>>215516475>wrong name in the subject line>didn't link the old threadYeah, this thread deserves to die.
>>215516115Isabella Rossellini's dad said Nazis were gay degen
>>215516115>making this OP when hornyposting is the lifeblood of this generalThe fuck were you thinking? Eros is this essence of kinoma btw.
>>215516991Cinema is when I get lost in Ingrid Bergman's eyes and dream of her soft, warm lips touching mine.
>>215516959He was right on the money.
>Le Carré spy thriller>directed by Sidney Lumet>starring James Mason, Simone Signoret, and my wife Harriet Andersson>soundtrack by Quincy JonesHow have I never heard of this???
>>215517630Someone must've cut the string between our tin cans 'cause I tried to tell you.
I watched The Friends of Eddie Coyle and I Know What You Did Last Summer today.Goddamn, Mitchum had swag. Goddamn, Gellar had tits.
Kasablanca?
rip bruce lee rip yusaku matsuda rip brandon lee
>>215517630She monkey
>>215517630who lensed it
>>215516991There is truth to this, also. The last /film/ threads to hit the bump limit (>>215356659 >>215314262 >>215286759 etc) all featured chicas on the OP.>>215518359BASED.
>>215517779Pimpchum really was the coolest actor of his generation.
>>215517779>>215518544Mitchum or Bogie?
>>215518544Nigga didn't even have to try: he was already born fly.
>>215518548As a manlet I really wanna say Bogie, but it's definitely Mitchum. The Calypso album alone would secure it for him.
Is Harakiri actually good?
>>215518381This fellow by the name of Freddie Young, who also 'lensed' Lawrence of Arabia and Doctor Zhivago (a Lean night!), but it doesn't really matter. Sidney Lumet was very deliberate about how his films looked, he wrote a whole book about it, in fact. >Someone once asked me what making a movie was like. I said it was like making a mosaic. Each setup is like a tiny tile (a setup, the basic component of a film's production, consists of one camera position and its associated lighting). You color it, shape it, polish it as best you can. You'll do six or seven hundred of these, maybe a thousand. (There can easily be that many setups in a movie.) Then you literally paste them together and hope it's what you set out to do.It's the director that picks the visual language, the cinematographer just helps him capture that vision.
>>215518513>The last /film/ threads to hit the bump limit (>>215356659 >>215314262 >>215286759 etc) all featured chicas on the OP./film/ is a gynolatric general.
>>215518621Overrated as a motherfuck, but still decent.
>>215518621Yes.
>>215518621The first half is a bit slow, but the second half is truly excellent imo.
We love our women here don't we folks!
>>215516115Previous: >>215472792
>>215518625oh i watched solomon and sheba a few days ago, shit was ass>It's the director that picks the visual language, the cinematographer just helps him capture that vision.so the DP does all the work based on vague instructions or does a billion times more work while the director whines about "UHMMM THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT IT TO LOOK LIKE!!!" gotcha
>>215518646>The first half is a bit slowLetter of apology to /film/:I wrote this post thinking that the person I was replying to was, in fact, a normal guy not into classic joints, regardless if that's true or not.I'm in fact very fond of slow movies.Thank you.
>>215516115I watched Yi Yi and really liked it. I don't feel as if it is one of the best films of my life though... so I feel slightly underwhelmed... even I think it is a 9/10 film.
>>215519089>9/10Strong 7 at best.
>>215518690>does a billion times more work while the director whines about "UHMMM THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT IT TO LOOK LIKE!!!"I've seen Martin Scorsese (or was it Michael Mann?) say this once. That his main function as a filmmaker is complaining to his Director of Photography.
>>215518629> >>215314262God I love Shirley.
>>215519591Did you like that Helmet song? I'm not sure why they titled it that, but it's a good track.
>>215519602I didn't even know the song existed until this post but yes, I liked it. There's a serious Sabbath influence despite it being punk/noise rock.
>After his daughter Mai is killed in an auto accident, a genius programmer recreates her in the form of a computer program called AI. Based Miike predicting the future.
fuck it. I don't care anymore.
/hor/ gets 32 posts in the span of time that /film/ gets 2. What a piece of shit!>>215520119>I don't care anymore.Why you run arouunnnddddddhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRj0Ohg-y1A
>>215519089Watch it again after you turn 20
>>215518621It's reddit in the literal sense
As a Chinese I watched Yi Yi and felt really embarriced from the grifting
>>215520945Konichiwa, dude
taking a break from kino to watch The Shield and will return shortly
seeking Estonian kino, anything essential?
>>215521517That pagan horror film that came out a few years ago. Forgot what it's called.
>>215518108Who the fuck are those two people? That's not Bogart and Bergman.
>>215518714you are forgiven
>>215521517If you're interested, the first Estonian narrative film, Karujaht Pärnumaal.https://gofile.io/d/nLrI6q
RIP TADZIO
>>215521609extremely interested, thank you very much!
Not with a bang but with a whimper
We're all banging whippets here.
>>215516959>>215517506Oh look, a couple of gay degenerates.
i thought this was going to be full of french women with big tits and hairy bush, but it was just gay kids being molested and you don't even get to see the hot moms tits.i rate it 2 sneeds out of 10.
>>215521517https://letterboxd.com/filmcharts/list/film-s-trip-around-the-world-eastern-europe/language/estonian/
>>215521626Twink death came long before real death.
>>215523122average coomposter's kino viewing experience
>>215521561all white people look the samet. korea
>>215516115
>>215523713i...is that a good thing for us?
>>215523783No you ofay idiot
>>215523783We’re all looking like Shirley MacLaine here.
>>215524462Wanna go out some time? I've been told I'm a dead ringer for Alan Ladd btw.
>>215525062>anon's hairlineIt's over
>>215520801I am 28. I probably would have liked it more 5 years ago.
>>215525090That's the least of his worries wrt Shirlanon.
>>215525986Watch it again after you turn 30.But anyway, Yi Yi is a rare 10/10. ABSD is the even rarer 11/10. Watch it NOW.
>>215526107>ABSD is the even rarer 11/10
>this movie great>no that movie not great only good>no that movie not good that movie badSo... this is the power of /film/ discussion...
>>215526386suck my nuts queer
>>215526386suck my queer nuts
>>215526386Suck my nutty balls queer
we're all sucking my nuts here
My nuts taste like Pepsi Cola
Watching Phil Solomon's Empire
>>215521626>>215523655I thought this was Stefania Casini's brother at first. He looked feminine as hell
We're all feminine as hell here.
bump
>>215517630Hey, let's say I'm updating the waifu chart… what picture of her smiling would you like to see on there?
I was watching Lost Highways last night but I didn't realise it'd be so scary so stopped and decided to watch Mike Leigh's Life Is SweetThat was a pretty good film
>>215529455Inland Empire is his skawy film.
>>215530478unbumped
>>215529455Jane Horrocks....I love her voice in that film
>>215530651I laughed when she responded TORY! when her sister called her dad's trailer an investmentGod it reminds me of the world from my childhood
>>215531299Ha, the scene where she's bickering with her mum and starts crying is definitely relatable.https://youtu.be/KGAWliosbao>I don't want friends.... They disappoint ya.
>>215520450>/hor/ gets 32 posts in the span of time that /film/ gets 2.Sir, it's Halloween at Denny's.
>>215531710or is that Wendy's, guess I fudged the meme
We're all fudging memes here
GialloNoirWesternwhich of these shall I watch now?
>>215530651Also a big fan of her hairy armpits
>>215532588Giallo cause it's Halloween, NIKKUH!
That's a man.
>>215532663Never seen a British rose before?
>>215532660You're 4 days too early my nigga. Precocious ahh nigga.
>>215532693This idiot doesn't know how time zones work. It's Halloween now in China you fool
>>215532693It's already Halloween in Australia. I'm watching Halloween 3 inside my mother's pocket (I'm a marsupial btw).
did you like this film? i like jessie buckley and olivia colman
What made him so mad?
>>215532770>I'll watch anything my waifu appears in: the post
meet your new kino GOD
>>215532774he was gae lol
>>215532723>>215532750OK. You have convinced me.
>>215532774What if he was called Kenneth Hunger and he was just really hungry
>>215532848I kneel
>>215533000Merry Christmas, Anon.
>>215533034If he was called Kenneth Thunder he wouldn't have been able to make all those movies cause he'd be too loud on set
Kenneth Thundercock
I look like this and say this
Gay general. Disgraceful to the board.
Straight specific. Graceful to the get off.
Would it be weird for me to "like" the movies I directed on Letterboxd? Nobody else has yet
It's fine Chris no one will judge you
>>215534254Fred?
>>215534504>>215534566I'm not anyone you've heard of unless you've been using these threads religiously for the past few years
>>215534596Johnson?
Goddamn fucking cuntI watched Short & Curlies and it made me cry
>>215534754Please, that was my father's name
>>215534755Have you watched Hard Truths yet? Best picture of 2025 of the ones I've seen so far
>>215534871*2024time.... passes
Have any of the Lil Timmies read/seen any Noh?And don't reply with "No." I'll kick your ass, man.
>>215534895I've read NohThe one about the drum
>>215534895Nein, not outside of movies like Kawidan, but I've always felt more attracted to and entranced by Noh than the more popular Kabuki.
>>215534895Noh
>>215534795Thanks.
>>215535038Prepare thy buttcheeks
>>215535099You're well, cum.
I've been using this general on and off since the very first thread and I swear to you that once upon a time there was actual intellectual film discussion going on here
>>215534895I read a couple from Yukio Mishima
>>215532774he was trapped in a portrait until the ghostbusters released him
>>215535383I've been using this general since the /advanced/ days and I swear to you that these threads were always taylor made for low IQ subhumans.t. high IQ external observer
>>215535650Super Mario 64 was a documentary
>>215535598I was unaware that he did Noh. I assumed he only wrote European-style plays. Thanks.
>>215534795It was your wife’s boyfriend’s name
>>215535932lol
>>215535932It actually was though.
>>215536385I put my johnson inside a movie.
>>215536423Vince?
This is the gayest general on 4chan
>>215536564> Arthouse & ClassicsSounds gay af. Art house like gay bath house
>>215536564Yes, we are the happiest ones on 4chan.
/film/ - Gay Art Bath House & Classics
>>215536564Didn't catch the memo? We're 100% heterosexual straightshooters here. That's right, buddy, we're able to appreciate male beauty without resorting to lascivious parlance.
>>215536564what about kdg?
>>215536800If you ain't got lust for women, you gay, and korean dramas are just about kissing and cuddling and homo shit like that. Nigga you gay.
>>215536862K dramas are full of emotions like Heredditary. Very gay.
>>215536893> Heredditary
>>215534895I watched some Noh while working on my Japanese minor. Would like to get more into though. Any recs?
>>215536893Hereditary is alpha as fuck because they behead motherfuckers in that bitch. If you ain't barbaric you ain't alpha. RAHHH!
>>215536945uhhh why do you have a japanese minor?
>>215536997I used to live in Japan, and when I came back to the states I was able to test out of a bunch of the Japanese classes, so it made getting a minor trivial. It would have been stupid not to get one
>>215536945I'm a dilettante, so take this with a grain of salt: That Penguin Classics bundle I posted is pretty cool and accessible. It has a ton of notes detailing the historical context and the background of each play. I haven't actually watched any of the actual performances yet, though.
Finna watch Roma (1972).
>>215536997When I came back to the states, I felt so out of place. Everyone and everything felt so uncultured, so unrefined. It was like a land of cowboys and ruffians whilst Japan was cleanly and everything was spotless and shiny.
gallobros...
Gallo naturalist
>>215537619*Giallo
>>215516115Why are you against sexiness? We're adults.
>>215537581New here, is this movie actually good or just a meme?
Are Julianne Moore or Olivia Coleman /kino/
>>215537884Not a simp cuck.
>>215537896It's worth watching if you liked Buffalo '66 but it's nowhere near as good
>>215537916I'm surprised Julianne Moore hasn't been posted here more. She's very /film/.
>>215537980She looks like such a liberal
>>215537980Hasn't been posted here Moore, I mean
just watched the asphalt jungle… oooo gosh was it worse than all the other legendary noir films. so many characters, nobody to identify with or care about… such a convoluted plot. fast talking, hard to catch a lot of what’s said. north by northwest and in a lonely place were so much more enjoyable.
>>215537980>>215538278Moore has definitely been posted here before.
You guys have no taste.
>>215538640And no money, and no hope. But we stay lit...
>>215538327The difference in quality between it and The Killing being so pronounced is very telling.
>"Historical evocation of Ludwig, king of Bavaria, from his crowning in 1864 until his death in 1886, as a romantic hero. Fan of Richard Wagner, betrayed by him, in love with his cousin Elisabeth of Austria, abandoned by her, tormented by his homosexuality, he will little by little slip towards madness">surprised I had never heard of this before.>it's 4 hours longAh
ABPAlways Be Pimping.>>215538652
SHE'S CHANGING HER NAMEFROM KITTY TO KAREN