/tv/ - >made 500 bagillion movies in the 90s and 00s >onl - Television & Film

Anonymous

10/26/25(Sun)23:47:39 No.215516438

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Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)23:47:39 No.215516438 Archived

>made 500 bagillion movies in the 90s and 00s
>only like 3 of them were actually successful and the rest were gigantic flops
This man was born JUSTed

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)23:49:57 No.215516479

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)23:49:57 No.215516479

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>weeb seething

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)23:50:20 No.215516492

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)23:50:20 No.215516492

>>215516438
This guy is just like me. Attractive athletic bod with beautiful hair in my youth, then balded out and got fat when I aged. Fucking weird, you age-wells got life on ez mode.

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)23:50:57 No.215516505

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)23:50:57 No.215516505

>>215516438
Yeah but he was top quality bro meat. That man was pure cupcake. He was the perfect mix of macho hunky beefcake whilst still being cute as fuck and easy going, the kind of guy you could have over for beers, watch a game, sure maybe bend over the couch and get your ass pounded to fuckin custard, but then high five and go back to checkin out the cheerleaders without you know, being all faggy about it and whatever.

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)23:51:57 No.215516532

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)23:51:57 No.215516532

>>215516479
>has to do foreign movies (he also did a jeet flick)
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)00:06:30 No.215516846

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)00:06:30 No.215516846

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does he know how funny he is?

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)00:13:00 No.215516957

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)00:13:00 No.215516957

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>>215516438
fuck off op, seriously

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)00:14:15 No.215516978

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)00:14:15 No.215516978

>>215516505
Unfortunately, he also had a highly sought after perineum

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)00:20:13 No.215517080

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)00:20:13 No.215517080

>>215516438
This man knows what prime Elizabeth Hurley smells like. Look upon him with ~awe~ mentlegen.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)00:59:40 No.215517646

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)00:59:40 No.215517646

>>215516438
The Mummy was awful.

But i rewatched it with his commentary, and he sounds like a really cool dude. I'd like to hang out with him some day.
The movie is still terrible though.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)01:54:50 No.215518400

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)01:54:50 No.215518400

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Age is a hell of drug

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)02:00:31 No.215518470

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)02:00:31 No.215518470

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>>215518400
No man stays young forever.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)02:02:21 No.215518500

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)02:02:21 No.215518500

>>215516438
Airheads is one of the funniest films ever, so that makes you a stupid jungle nigger, OP.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)02:04:51 No.215518525

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)02:04:51 No.215518525

>>215516492
I'm aging well and have hair, but I'm ugly, so I get Jack shit from it

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)02:04:53 No.215518526

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)02:04:53 No.215518526

Don't become an alcoholic once you hit 30 and never get married

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)03:38:57 No.215519620

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)03:38:57 No.215519620

>>215518400
>>215516438
>He got molested/blacklisted, old AND alimony'ed

Bro was hit with one bad turn after another.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)03:50:52 No.215519727

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)03:50:52 No.215519727

>>215518470
Why do you think he was cast as James Whale's gardener?

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:04:07 No.215520447

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:04:07 No.215520447

>>215516438
On the flipside he's a main in the only good the mummy movie. Even Boris Karloff one sucks

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:25:40 No.215520651

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:25:40 No.215520651

>>215516505
Three sentences in and it’s already the most homosexual thing i’ve ever read. How do you fags live with yourselves?