Why wasn’t his career bigger?After the Austin Powers movies he should have become huge
He just needed to hit the gym and get a haircut
>>215518405Inb4 cry cumming
do midgets believe in an all loving god too?
>>215518439yeah, one that has to crawl up stairs.
*Thus Spoke Zarathustra intensifies*
>>215518405Isn't he dead?Most of these off themselves
>>215518405Vern Troyer was a proud America. Here he is doing his best to help prepare Thanksgiving dinner for his friends and family. You'd never see Peter Dinklage do this.
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>>215518439Lots of stupid people believe in a god, against all evidence.
>>215518533Smarter people than you have also believed in a God against all evidence. It's a matter of faith.
>>215518522blessed image
>>215518405He was never a big star
>>215518405>Why wasn’t his career bigger?lol
>>215518439They're people of little faith>>215518492He died of alcohol poisoning when using hand sanitizer
>>215518405>dies>Mike Myers announces the possibility of an Austin Powers 4 a few days laterwhat a dick move, Mike
>>215518489>>215518522Is frying turkey worth the cost/mess? I'm thinking this is the year I'm gonna fry that bird, sick of baked turkey.
>>215518738You can just return the deep fryer after Thanksgiving like everyone else does. It does make for an exceptionally juicey bird, if the weather permits you can cook it outside or in the garage to help with the mess.
>>215518771Do you have to rest it long after frying? That's my secret to good crispy deep-fried food, let it rest/drain on a rack in a pan in a warm oven. And yeah, no way would I try to fry a turkey indoors, that's ghetto as shit and a huge fire hazard. I don't like deep frying anything indoors for that matter, I had to deal with a grease fire at work once.
>>21551840599% of human beings should all be afflicted with dwarfism. The remaining 1% should grow to 200cm+ and have 20cm+ cocks. Take away all firearms for little people, no cars, and make them dress up like elves. Any little person caught breaking the rules will be executed on the spot. I think this is a good idea and would make for an interesting and fair world.Feel free to add to my worldbuilding.
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>>215519096I thought his legs were in his shirt
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>>215518522That probably fed him for a month
>>215518439They should because I remote viewed heaven and it turns out God was a little monkey fella.
With all that meat eating he must sharp teeth and growl. Like chocolate minime..
>>215519096weeeeeee
