Another weekend gone by
imagine cumming in Daisy the entire weekend
>>215519508that's skywalker to you, pleb.
>here's your unfuckable femcel MC bro
>funhouse mirror
>>215519519I knew THAT was comin’
I hate work so much it's unreal
>>215519682I wish I had work.
I have a job interview tomorrow.If I get it, I'll have money to frequent the nearby bar and grill so I can at least pretend the bartenders are my friends.
another day in hell
I almost got pussy and got in 2 fights
Getting excited for the swamps, cattle?Remember, a positive mindset is key! Remind yourself how much you love your job and your life.
A very kino weekend indeed
Built for chubby balding arabcels
>>215519029Am I supposed to know what film this is from you stupid faggot? How about you tell me
>>215520691Femcel kino
>>215520691Go back
>>215520691
>>215520691stick to "R slash"
>>215520691problem child 2
>>215519029Rey should be a nudist
>>215520636>blueballing a woman like that
>>215522007that was a pretty hard move
*click*...........................*click*...*click*
>>215519029people died all over the world last week , you made it.
>>215519029im getting so tired
>>215523916>"I've never had a job before">"I'd keep that to myself"This is a metaphor for virginity isn't it. Do they end up fucking?
>start seeing a girl>her friends start making fun of me and spread rumors>she joins them>get bullied by literally everyone>develop a serious illness and there's no cure for it>nobody wants to date me anymore because of the illness>all this because I liked a girlThanks life.
>>215524015I'd keep that to myself.
>>215519029Why didn't she fuck her ogre co worker that courted her and bought her dinner?? She owed him sex.
>>215523916>>215524015No he was being sarcastic, but she's autistic so she wasn't able to pick up on his sarcasm.
>>215519029Another decade gone by
>>215524608I'm autistic too because I didn't notice.
>>215519029I just want to be left alone. Why cant anyone leave me alone for 5 minutes.
>>215523220The type of coworker you're a little too nice to
How tf do i find a gf like this?
>>215524803Don't talk to people, just look at them nicely, i bet you can't handle it.
>>215519508haha
>>215520397Me too man Here’s hoping we get our jobs, mines a fucking phone interview for a brewery bartender position which makes zero sense with 10 years of experience
>>215519508
>>215523220*click*...*click*...(sighs)...*click*...*click*...(there must be a man out there somewhere)...*click*
>>215526909>>215523220>smears keyboard germs on her lipsyikes
>>215524011Running out of space. What happens when we reach 2029?
Guys how many days should go by without me jacking off and simultaneously never getting an erection/ morning wood before I should start to be concerned that I have a problem? I dont watch porn so you can check that off. My libido is essentially non existent right now though and these pictures of this beautiful woman arent making me feel anything...
>>215524084Youre among friends now. Take a rest. Put your feet back. Everything is okay.
>>215519531She would be an 8/10 if she was trad but as a feminist she's literally 4.7/10.Sad msc
>>215527234Have you tried getting a real woman to touch you? Not trolling sincerely an actual woman may solve this
>>215527389>Have you tried getting a real woman to touch you?Ive had a horrible streak with women and fucked things up with my oneitis so not recently
>>215527234don't look at anything arousing for a monththen you'll start finding inanimate objects sexy
>>215527591Its been a lot longer than a month..:(
>>215527234>>215527490>>215527705Do you ever wake up in the morning with an erection?
>>215527591I now remember the kitchen/bathroom tiles anon
>>215527759Ah wait nevermind, you said you don't
>>215520842>tfw you're the office wallflower
>>215527785I will now watch your kino
It’s like 12 years ago at this point but the girl who friendzoned me in high school (I was just a pussy) later ended up in my parents house while I was back in town on college break after we’d gone to the same party the night before, ended up in my fucking bed after taking a shower, and then we proceeded to fall asleep because I knew she fucked and or sucked a guy at the party and couldn’t bring myself to try going for it so we just passed out after smoking weed mid way through the count of monte Cristo Be glad you aren’t a fucking retard like me
>>215526909*bursts through nearest wall with a dozen roses demanding she be my wife as of that very moment*
>>215527823>because I knew she fucked and sucked a guy at the party and couldn’t bring myself to try going for itYou did good anon but I believe at least a blowjob was in order in your case
>>215527823the only thing you did wrong was not set up a future opportunity when she would be clean and sober. if you got there once, it seems like she liked you well enough
I beat Ball X Pit this weekend :)
>>215525799sasha grey levels of ass
>>215527927We lost touch after that and now she has a husband and kid and family who make family food review content and I’m a miserable drunk hung up on an ex fiancé from 4 years ago I happened to see in public earlier this week, and a girl from a decade ago who, when I asked lying next to her in bed “what are we doing?” she responded “just chilling”.truly haunting words
>>215527945This is blasphemy, this is madness
>>215527705are you physically fit?
>>215528008>This is blasphemy, this is mad ass
I went on a date once with a co-worker. We set up two dates after that but she cancelled the dates and then slowly stopped talking to me. Shit sucked because I really liked her.
>>215528082She also recently messaged me in the middle of the night to help her with work stuff.
>>215528102kek, what a bitch. don't help her
I could likely easily sort out my terminal singledom but atp would rather just laugh about it on the internet
>>215528082A coworker bought me a cake for my birthday when nobody knew about it because she “wanted to make me smile”. A month later I bought her a cake for hers because she did for me. We exchange glances and talk for a bit every shift I work but we don’t have much overlap. Sometimes when she walks by she’ll squeeze my shoulder. We’ve texted about work bullshit before, and have grabbed a drink or food a few times and it definitely feels like it’s more than platonic but I’m at rock bottom in my life and can’t seem to push myself to something more. I wish women would just try instead of making us do the work, if she likes me she should just say it because we’re in our 30s and I’m tired of games
>>215528242Be a man and fuck the shit out her what are you doing my dude
>huge role in one of the most popular franchises in the world>fail to stay relevant after that what happened?
>>215528082>>215528102Also after she cancelled the dates because she was busy she told me she went out with some random guy.
>>215527939is it good?
>>215528266Any time I’ve even broached the topic she gets weird. We’re both out of some LONG term relationships and I know mine completely destroyed me. I’m also autistic, not performatively, so I’m unsure if she actually does like me or not because I’m a short bald failure who’s working a thankless role and our bonding has stemmed solely from when we previously worked next to eachother and hating the job (bartending). She’s also like 9 years older than me. Thanks for reading my blog I wish I wasn’t autism
>>215519682>>215519738Duality of manYou should both read Gensis 3:14I'm not highly Christian but it's an interesting passage God castigates Adam and Eve for eating of the tree of knowledge, and basically tells them>now you know, and the price of knowledge is guilt. Therefore, for every day that you live, you will toil to raise life from the dust of the land, and so to will you return to that dustReally need to read the Quaran and the Talmud
>>215528082>talking with girl>realize she's not into me and that she probably talk to me because I give her attention>stop replying>she keeps talking>tell her in a very polite way to stop texting me>keeps randomly texting me once a week>tell her to please leave me alone>OH SO JUST BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANYTHING ROMANTIC WE CAN'T TALK?>yes, I'm not interested in you and I already have friends>sends me a huge bible saying how terrible I amIt's all so tiresome
>>215528434>tfw qt at work keeps asking me to go to church with her, texts me about it she has a boyfriend and I keep telling her no, why would I do that, and she keeps asking It’s fucking weird.
>>215528384Civility is starting to relegate to the older model if social interactionA lot of people sense that humans will become very tribal again, in the worst way. People are no longer selecting mates on who they think will be "fun" do be with or who will make them "happy" They're choosing based on who they think will actually be an effective partner through the coming adversity You want my advice, try to find a way to let her know you want her and would be a loyal person to her, while letting her know that you'll be fine either way. With her or without her, you aren't going to change the core principles you live by.
>>215528661Thank you for your genuine response.I spend most days thinking about killing myself while I do anything, it’s the majority of my thoughts if not on autopilot work mode. Makes it really hard to think I’m of any note to anyone.There was a point in my life where I had someone to share the minutiae of common life with and when she destroyed me I never have been able to get that whole era of life out of my head. How do people get into relationships with such casual frequency, I’m 4 years out of a 5 year and only now feel like I’m waking up from a nightmare. It would be nice to hold someone again, to look at the lines on her face before she wakesI just don’t think I’ll ever do that again, or bring myself to be able to
>>215528419God isnt real. Shit like that was written before the Bible and the greatest passages for undering value work and meaning are not definitely not in the Bible. God is literally all-powerful and has everything planned out so everything you are doing is just him being retarded. The idea of god takes away all possible valueLiterally read anything besides the quaran or talmud
>>215528977Understanding*
>>215528419What exactly is the knowledge gleaned? is it just sex? if so that’s fucking retarded
>>215528419>you won't be my unthinking obedient slaves so now you have suffer for eternity without ever getting the change to eat from the tree of life>now you're stuck in between gods and animals, and any attempt to raise yourselves up i will flood your planet and destroy your towersif you believe in this god there is no hope for you
>>215529065It's something something neolithic revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race. We must RETVRN to hunter-gatherer. Toiling the dirt is self inflicted punishment. We were not meant to fire clay.
>best depiction of depression>made by women
>>215529127lead by example anon, if you really think that's what humans should do, throw your phone in the ocean and go live in a cave
>>215529143>mfw
>>215527927Nah he did fuck up by not making a move. There's a critical window of time in which a girl expects you to either make a move or ask her out. If you miss it, she will assume you aren't interested or she will lose interest herself. I made a similar mistake to Anon's myself once. I've never repeated it since. If you've got her alone, just try and fuck the girl bros, it's scary if you're inexperienced, but it's worth the risk.
>>215528242Man if she makes an effort to spend time 1 on 1 with you and initiates physical contact in a work setting then she is interested
>>215528977God granted humans free will moron. Baby's first theological studies101 student accidently stumbled upon what people who actually know things call predestination
>>215529379We spent a lot more time together before but it seemed more platonic, now that we see eachother briefly throughout the week it feels different. Our interactions always revolve around something negative ie; castigating the workplace which has me a bit on edge because bonding over dislikes is a recipe for misery, know this first hand. We both discuss leaving soon, and I do worry that we won’t see eachother again, all I have to do is send a text but I just can’t find it in me.
>>215523220>>215519029I knew a girl just like that . Same autism , same manners , same outfits, with the difference that she knew she was different and she tried to be artificially extrovert and talkative. Bitch sounded batshit crazy sometimes. She would sometimes say some shit that would make an entire room stop talking and look at her. Something along the lines of " this morning I woke up and got erect. Thank God I didn't have an erection! " Literally 20 people would stop working and look at her dumbfounded. She would realise she fucked up, she would go outside in the parking lot and angrily argue with herself, and even smack herself. The crazier part being that we could all see and hear her, she was just like 7 meters outside the building, and if we had the windows open , we could hear her entire speech. She married one of my friends , but their marriage is wilder than a group of chimps on amphetamines. I genuinely thank God I dodged that bullet
>>215529495You could have saved her
>>215529495Did she look like Daisy Ridley?
>>215529493At this point it's up to you and what you actually want. If you find yourself wanting to be with this person then you should make the effort. If not stop worrying about it. At the same time you should be casual with your approach and emotionally ambivalent/disconnected from any potential outcome.
>>215523220from the thumbnail it looks like she is leaning over the computer sticking her ass out
>>215527190Make the cardboard larger, reduce font size, etc. Get creative
Noooooooooooooooo
>>215529529She was beyond saving when she got out of the womb. >>215529534Imho, prettier . She is tall , like 185 cm, black hair, deep blue eyes and pale skin. She was also skinny , but with rough features. Like a peasant-ier Zoey Deschanel. But what she makes in looks, lacks in almost every other department. > Puts a water kettle on the stove to make tea, goes to sleep instead, manages to burn half the kitchen > Leaves work early because X told her, and in some cases X didn't even came to work that day> Leaves her 2 year old kid unattended because she went to the store, mets and old friend and goes to her house for coffee. 2 hours later , this bitches's mom finds the kid on his back on the cold floor.And lots of other quirky shit that sometimes gets really fucking dangerous
>>215529780Would you have at least considered fucking her then? I would've tried probably. Imagine how crazy good (or horrible/fun story) that could potentially be
>>215529454>God granted humans free will moron.Wrong christcuck. We make decisions based on what we think will provide the biggest dopamine hit. Inb4 “go back” or “reddit”.
>>215529872That is still your choice and no one else's. Your motivation is irrelevant
>>215529143>Daisy, please dear, lay on these nicely stacks of wood on the beach. We'll make sure you're comfortable and we'll include socks for you just incase your little piggies get cold. Now, do us a favor, and look at the camera for us. Make it look like you're kinda in between lost, confusion, and a faint hint of sadness. That's right. This will convey to audiences that you're depressed
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>>215529780that doesn't sound like autismthey don't make those kinds of mistakes
>>215530012She was a retard big time> Repeat weird phrases like " blue cat on the wall" at nauseam> Grab a desk and whisper , faster and faster " leave me alone" , while rocking back and forth. > Be oblivious to other peoples pain, she scratched the shit out of a colleagues hand when he took her stapler for a second. > Insist of recieving/ giving exact change
>>215529780>>215530172bitch sounds hilarious
>>215530172>>215530293>>215529780I could've loved her... in a different life...
>>215529158Just because I can explain you the lesson, doesn't mean I share its opinion. I want to be a cutt-throat mid-level corpo in the cyberpunk dystopia. I want microplastics running through my insurance-owned prostetic penis veins
>>215527759That stopped happening to me at like the age of 16
>>215528717Was that her place or his?If it's hers, I'd feel unwelcomed and walk out.
>>215530615That is supposed to continue into adulthood Anon...
How do we revive Daisy's career?
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>>215530883I think my dick works normally (virgin though), but it would be very weird to wake up with an erection
>>215531047I wake up hard all the time brother but if you can still get hard you're all good.
>>215529872newfag
