This is my boy.
when men had manes not some fagcut
He is a knight of noble blood. Prince Edward said so.
>>215520154Was that not just him being impressed with him and using his position to make it up? The move's message is kneecapped hard if he was actually noble by blood.
>>215520168Are you contradicting Prince Edward?
>>215520177I'd joust against him too.
>>215520192Quite knightly.
I'm the resident Knight's Tale autist round these parts. Own the official screenplay and different DVD editions for more bonus features.
>>215520219were you upset when he died?
>>215520219That part where the original delayed cheering after the yell
>>215520219crisp. it was just a fame vehicle for ledger but it's one of the last films i remember truly having sovl
>>215520231NTA. Everyone was
i miss him bros
>>215520256Imagine the kino we could have had
>>215519677countless manly tears were shed to the scene where his father recognizes him
For me? It's James Purefoy.>...but you also tilt, when you should withdraw, and that, is knightly too
A Rock A Hard Place
>>215519677I was thinking of this the other day with dunk coming out and wouldn't william have been super fucking rich by the time he got to england? they either keep or ransom back defeated knights armor weapons and horse so he would've been loaded no? not to mention the actual prize money
You have been weighed, you have been measured and you have been found wanting
Can a neet change his stars?
>>215522930not if he never leaves his room, he can't see them
>>215519677WWIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAMMM
>News of my William?
>>215520168It's left vague, but the most likely conclusion is the Prince made it up.
>>215523017>likely conclusion is the Prince made it up.Are you calling the Black Prince of Wales a liar?
>>215523017It was his word, it's beyond contestation.
>>215523017BE-YON-D CON-TES-TA-TION
>>215523033Yes, but he was right to do so and it was also his right to do so.
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU
>>215522619Yes. Just for comparison's sake - a Winged Hussar's armor was so valuable that, if someone managed to knock him out in battle, they would tear it off without damaging him and run for the hills, because for the average peasant/burgher that meant they were set for the next 10+ years.
>>215520168Nobles were originally just people with good genesThose who had intelligent minds, coordinated bodies, robust immune systems, etc. Eventually they stopped caring about might over comfort and then nobles started to be born with low intelligence, or discipline, or empathyA noble, originally, was anybody who could protect those who sought then for protection. But at some point, something happened to humans. Now they're these cowardly little parasites yous see running around.
>>215523089I wish they had a scene showing him and his friends just parting hard realizing they are rich af, or going on an insane shopping spree buying expensive horses and clothes and whores idk something like that
>>215523121That's what you wish for?
>>215523107also they were better looking because of course if you could get a good looking girl why not? this degenerated and you get the Habsburgs a bunch of inbred retards
>>215523132yes
>>215523140"Better looking" just means healthy The more symmetrical, attentive, and empathetic a person's features allow them to be, the more attractive they are. For instance, "hunter eyes" are good for seeing without interference from the sun, but I believe when you have more of a space in your epicanthal fold, it allows for more expressive eyes which make you better at communicating. It's all like a video game. All skills and traits exist along a continuum.
>>215523348>The more symmetrical, attentive, and empathetic a person's features allow them to be, the more attractive they are. i.e better looking
>>215523374Right but there's a reason why a person wouldn't be considered "beautiful" if their head was exactly shaped and colored like a roseIt's not beautiful because it's beautiful, it's beautiful because it's useful. Think of what people naturally think is beautiful: a sunset, a waterfall, a rainbow...Do those things look like a person?
>>215520219Damn you must get all the girls
>>215520392>everyone is dressed beigeloathe these enlightenists
>>215524085>I'm challenging the conventional idea of beautyfuck right the fuck off tranny
>>215519677The actor was a mega pussy who killed himself like a weak little bitch
>>215524085people naturally think beautiful people are beautiful you spastic
>>215524135classic case of just a pretty face
>>215519677>>215520154>Gods, he was strong. You know, I'd go so far as to say William might even be King some day!
>>215524434START THE DAMNED JOUST BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>>215522973Deep
>>215524871>You've been weighed>You've been measured>And you've absolutely>been found wanting>-shit eating grin- Welcome to the new world
>>215522988And what of good Heat Legend?
>>215524871>>215525189i have never seen this flick, but nothing can justify it taking place in the New World
>>215525330You're joking right?You can't be this stupid
>>215519677All I remember from this movie is Bettany's monologue.
>>215525784which they cut from the theatrical release, bastards
>>215525836really? topkek. sure, just cut out the best scene in the movie, lmao.
So who taught all the peasantry the beat, rhythm, and words to We Will Rock You? Was it just a minstrel song that people of the time would have simply known? Was Queen not sued because it was in the public domain by the time they do it, in the future? Is this a future without Queen? Did Queen, or perhaps a major queen fan, time travel before the point in the movie where everyone's stomping and clapping and teach We Will Rock You to the peasantry? Can someone explain this
>>215525902or wait, did the movie take place in the future, the ruins of humanity, where humanity has once again reached the feudal lord stage, and so someone found decayed media, which just so happened to contain We Will Rock You, which inspired its proliferation, since it was a once-buried song of olde? Does that explain why all the peasants knew the song?
>>215522619Yes, William Marshall was the lowest tier of poorfag knight who inherited nothing and just made bank winning tournaments and became the most important noble in the land after the King. You could also get rich fighting in Italy for one of a million factions.The real path to social mobility is in the Church, doesn't matter how much of a peasant you are.
>>215524085weirdest post I've read on /tv/ in days. Nicely done, anon.
>>215525902>Can someone explain thisartistic license
>>215520168That's the joke, anon. The prince just made shit up and then it became unquestioned reality.
>>215526383Ah I thought they were serious. It's a subtle enough point in the movie and it's a movie where a ton of people like >>215525902 whine about the anachronisms as if they aren't totally intentional so I'm used to people not getting it.
>>215519677not a boy, a mouse.
>>215523121>Pay off Chaucer's bookie(s) >Blacksmith gets a dress >Everyone clean >Everyone gets better clothes, heraldry, etc. >Go from stealing cloth to living the life of a knight and retinue >The good food they always wanted >The whole thing where they bet the bag and all that'd be ripped away when William tries to lose for love.jpg That's like half the movie. They're just all noble of spirit. It'd be an unneeded character arc/plot bloat if one or all of them let the wealth and station go to their heads and need a parallel rise-fall-redemption.
>>215526806>>Blacksmith gets a dressLewd.
>>215525784>Bettany's monologueWhat monolog are you talking about?
>>215520168I mean thats how many noble families became noble in the first place. They got close to a royal and distinguished themselves in some way and the royal would title them.
>>215525902It's aural translation for contemporary music. You literally see the trumpet players playing while the guitar solo from the song is going. The peasants are hearing the equivalent of modern rock music.
>>215520168Of course it was, but if the Prince says it's true, who is going to contradict him?
French wine is too much for English bellies
>>215527743How did she dye her hair green? Did she take moss from the sewer and slathered it on her hair?
>>215527743Cute!
>>215519677checked and great film. I wish there were more like it, not specifically medieval or whatever but just in terms of tone. it’s unique.
>>215527743Lydia
