Did you like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake?
>>215521690yes
>>215521690The only good horror movie remake I have ever seen
>>215521690I don't trust remakes so I've never gave it a watch. It also didn't look like an over the top comedy like the first two ones did.
>>215521776It's not bad as far are remakes go. Enough is changed that you can basically just view it as a regular sequel.
Texas Chainsaw 3D > Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake
>>215521822This is just not true. Alex's tits hanging out for one scene does not make up for how shitty that movie is. MAYBE if she showed nipples.
>>215521857>This is just not true.Nuh-uh + your mom gay lmao.
>>215521690yes, I do
>>215521822>>2155218573D is so bad it's good unlike the Netflix Chainsaw which is so bad it's bad.
>>215522812But if that movie didn't exist, this would be the worst.
>>215521690I liked the one with Daddario, she mogged
>>215521690It's lame but I do appreciate how unabashed they are about displaying Biel as much as possible.best watched on mute.
>>215521709Are other women trying?KORNG
No... It's like this maybe 6/10 oh look another re-make reboot sort of trash film. Except holy shit is Jessica insanely 10/10 hot in it. If they cast someone else I doubt I would have even watched it.
for me it's the scene where you can see her tanned lower back but her asscrack is so pale
No. It was slop. Biel is hot but she's not that hot in it. Jeans and a wifebeater? I need more.
>>215521716The hills have eyes is pretty good.
>>215523050Reminds me of my nephew in speedos
>>215521709>>215523042Imagine if she had been dressed in short shorts and sandals
>>215521690Why no rape scene like The Hills Have Eyes? Were they too pussy?
>>215521709She looks like a Timesplitters character. It's great.
>>215523237Could see that. Equipped with an Underlever or revolver.
>>215523148If you see the prequel you deduce that the sheriff could not
>>215523221Don't forget the Maniac remake.
>>215521690Yes peak 2000s
>>215523109her tits shaking, her wet tits shaking, her sweaty belly, her wet belly, that cute face and dont forget Pepper
He carries the movie hard.
>>215523500he died for
>>215521758too much biel's butt scenes critics said
>>215521822This movie is insane tummy porn. She's a high ranking tummy goddess on BellyInc.
>>215521690Jessica Biel is still grateful for the rolehttps://www.instagram.com/jessicabiel/p/DP6ht6dgPDY/https://www.tiktok.com/@jessbiel/photo/7562206851962572046?lang=en
>>215521690I think so
>>215521690the scene with the girl in the van was...unexpected
>>215521709lick.jpg
>>215521690
>>215523500
>no gif, webm or mp4 of Erin being woken up with beer spilled on her face.
>>215521690Imagine her giving birth to a stillborn and it sliding out from between her wet butt cheeks
>>215523841>>215521822it had great cinematography
>>215523500Hard but fair.
>>215524283If it were me, I'd come back to life.
>>215521690>remake>it's 20 years old
>>215524380How do I make sure this film gets a remake and jessica biel is still playing her character but I get this guy's role and also her husband will be watching us film it
>>215523050>>215524380Good call anons.
>>215521822>perfect hot body > tittiesJessica wins
>>215524461>hides in butchers freezer>nipples don't get hardimmersion ruined
>>215524848>wears double bra >>215524474 >you can still see her nipplesimmersion is back
damn this one is edited
>>215521690It's ok.A good slasher on it's own, but the original one is more unique in my opinion
>>215524549only if my "little" finger goes down there
>>215523176>Married to a British man, has been for 2 decades >Kissed a baboon on film>Coal burnerYou pajeets are so fucking desperate it's truly pathetic
>>215521822Can't someone use AI to make he tits flop out like she wanted before the gay director said no
>>215525359She married like 3 years ago with a TCM producer, who was previously married to Jordana Brewster.more like a PUTA wannabe
>>215525372>like she wanted before the gay director said no>believes what this whore said
the 00s horror remakes are all better than the originals.
>>215525506And that makes her a coal burner because...
I said >more like a PUTA wannabecan you read?
>>215525539Why would a whore who takes her fucking pussy out lie about itTo hurt the career of the esteemed director of such other films as ....And ....Get fucked kike
>>215525583So not a coal burnerGot it thanks for the clarification Sanjay
>>215521690Yes. Did a good job of turning the original comedy into a horror.
>>215525620You're such a dramatic bitch! She probably said that because she had nothing interesting to say.
so cute
>>215523500YOU DON'T HAVE THE FUCKIN BALLS DO YOU?PULL THE FUCKIN TRIGGER!!
me on the right
The soundscape in this movie is fucking insane. They really nailed it.
>>215521716Is this the one where it's a bunch of affluent black female/ white male couples moving into some chud texas backwater?
i prefer
>>215525795Aimee Lou Wood is posting on 4chan again.
>>215523829that's a good sign
>>215521690Biels shudv been in the I spit on your Grave remake
>>215523500checked
>mom I posted and samefagged againcoming here is what I imagine Facebook was like 10 years agothe writing was on the wall when the IP counter was removed
>>215521690>the alternate ending where she spent the rest of her life in an asylum and got really fat
>>215521690No. I like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.
>>215527572H-haha I would hate to see that hahaha like if someone were to reply to this message with that image haha of her really fat in a straitjacket haha
>>215523500Damn fucking right he does, he's the only legit great thing about it. All the leatherface bits in the film are just bland as fuck. I honestly wish the whole film was just about a psycho "sheriff" tormenting and torturing teenagers at the side of the road because R Lee was so compellin that he completely buries the chainsaw masscare part of the film.
>The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) is closer to the release of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) than todayI don't feel so good...
>>215528105Fellow math tard.
>>215527572I caught that one once.>>215527862was not biel, was an old fat actress
>>215526724I agree but she spends much more time naked
>>215526724You'll never convince Jessica Biel to do a remake of The Entity
>>215526465it is
>>215526854Yeah, utterly retarded decision to remove it (if we’re being generous)
this thread turned evil
>>215521822Not really and Daddario looks way better in her causal outfit than in that scene
>>2155218223d did the reboot thing before Halloween 2018 and before it became a big thing. I thought it was ok except for the whole family being massacred at the beginning instead of only some and the plot whole that Alex is 20 something. If her mother was the baby that was saved then it would make sense. They didn’t follow up on sally when they still had Marylyn burns too
>>215521857She said would be ok showing them but the director actually turned that down and >>215521822 looks odd nothing showing
>>215521690No, it was awful.
>>215521690Seen it once when it came out. I think i forgot most of it.
>For this scene you are there on the floor while we take off your pants.
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>>215521709If she was an accurate depiction of a Texas woman she would be an obese Mexican
unironically yeah. Really nailed the grimy and nasty atmosphere in a way that few other horror movies have since. kind of a lightning in a bottle cause the director really only made pure slop afterwards
hank hill ass
>>215529968I don't think they were from Texas, they just went to Mexico for weed.
>>215525617Didn't even realize thats John tucker
>Biel will never ask for your last wish before stabbing you to death.sad
>>215530079I prefer the lady on the right
>>215521690You're overdoing it, Bielfag. Don't become like the Gadonfag.
>>215530187Why is the tip of that knife so blunt? Why does the blade look like it telescopes into/out of itself?
>>215530190a man of distinction.
>>215530178together last year
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>>215530440asking the wrong questions
>>215528448What does this have to w/ anything? Does that movie have a lot of nudity/rape?
>>215531246>Does that movie have a lot of nudity/rape?wha do you think?
>>215529968Texas has some of the hottest white women in the world
Most of the Texas Chainsaw films have hotties in them.
>>215523829gay critics
they sure don't make movies like they used to
>>215524272this needs to be fixed>>215524307this needs to be recognized
>>215530190A man of culture.jpg
don't mind me I'm just gonna bielpost a little
Never seen it but it's one of my favorite films.
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