A bit too disjointed

America doesn't feel as mysterious and magical

Recasts and tone shifts stopped it from being iconic

>>215522414
I hated the main actor. In the first movie he looked like he was on the edge of tears the entire time.

couldnt tell you cause I really liked the first movie and also didn't watch any of the sequels for reasons unknown

David Yates. All of his Potter movies are shit.

>>215522414
No Hurry Pottor.

First one was kind of fun, magical animals causing mayhem. By the second it seemed like they were trying to make something way too ambitious for whoever was writing it.

>>215522455
>A bit too disjointed
Understatement of the year

>>215522414
Lame.

>>215522414
>women, goblins, phags and mutts

>>215522414
They dropped Depp, simple as

>>215522414
having an unironic autist as the protagonist makes the movie unappealing and off-putting

>>215522414
Because they dropped the premise halfway through the first film and the main character took a backseat to homosexual Dumbledore shenanigans.

Fired johnny depp

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>“Harry, did I ever tell you about my secret nephew Aurelius? He was an illegitimate half-muggle love child whom his family was ashamed of, so his mother’s sister sailed to the United States with him as a baby, instead of his father or mother. When the ship started to sink (it was the Titanic), the unrelated half-black daughter of a rapist mind control wizard switched him out with her half-brother (whose mother was consensual, and also white). The rapist wizard didn't care about the daughter, but he did love his son, and he was afraid that his daughter’s mother's son would be angry that his mother was mind control raped and kill the baby instead of the rapist, so he sent the son he loved across the sea (on the Titanic) to be raised in an orphanage by a muggle who hated magic instead of protecting him himself. Anyway, both babies just happened to be magic, so the daughter switched them so she could have a less annoying brother. His aunt thought that her nephew was still on the Titanic, and felt so strongly about this secret shame child that she’d tried to abandon in America that she tried to swim down and rescue him and drowned instead of just using magic while the rape daughter watched and did nothing to inform her that her real son was already safe. She then gave my nephew to a French half-elf servant who served the mother, and after the mother was raped and died in childbirth, that meant she had to continue serving the rapist, who thought he was the real son, and delivered him to the orphanage. My nephew was then raised as a muggle who didn't know how to control his magic, destroyed half of New York, had sex with Voldemort's pet snake, pioneered goth fashion, killed Bambi, and joined the alt-right led by a gay, sodomizable wizard Nazi who wanted to stop WWII. By the way, don’t ask why they used a muggle boat instead of apparating or flying across the ocean. They were all good friends, except the rapist mind control wizard” he said calmly.

>Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
A one-off story about some weird dude finding his lost Pokemon, but it's set in the Harry Potter world
>The sequels
Unnecessary prequels to Harry Potter about world ending threats, the holocaust, and Dumbledore's gay boyfriend (he's gay too). Also the main characters from the first movie are in it for some reason
Also >>215522463

>>215522414
I unironically blame Amber Heard.

>>215522414
Because it was legit fucking retarded. It went all over the place and i was severely confused about the plot. There was some weird kid with special magic powers, and then he turned into some kind of dark cloud or something? and what the fuck does this kid have to do with the weird autist who likes animals? It was all so convoluted and just... retarded.

The first movie was actually pretty successful and a decently entertaining self-contained story, but then they decided to force the Dumbledore prequel into it and everything about that was half-assed. Made several times worse due to the entire Johnny Depp shitshow.

If they'd stopped at the first one I'm sure it'd have been more positively remembered and maybe given rise to other one-offs.

>>215522414
>called Fantastic Beasts
>the fantastic beats are tertiary at best in this Nazi: Magic Edition movie that's all just brown and grey, with a protagonist that has less charisma than a block of stone
Truly a mystery.

We interrupt this show about autist Eddie "dasit" redmayne to bring you an episode of fat dysgenic jew manlet gets the shiksa aryan bombshell who's way out of his league

Should've been about Magical Beasts And Where To Find Them not Dumbledore vs Voldemort 2.0

what happened to eddie redmayne anyway, he used to be everywhere

did fantastic beasts actually kill his career

Even in a world of magic it was too unbelievable for there to be a black president in like the 1930s

>>215524190
>a black president in like the 1930s
In USA?