>Dominic McLaughlin>Alastair Stout>Arabella Stanton>Lox Pratt>Grace Cochrane>Tristan Harland>Amos KitsonWhy do the zoomer cast's names sound as made up as the character names?
British have some of the retarded names
Harry looks perfectly normal in some pics and like a goofy blockhead in others.
>>215522844>Lox PrattThe Jewish salmon?
>>215522844Those names are pretty badass, tbqhwymbic.
Actors are usually from the upper-middle class and they tend to have unique names.
>>215522844Malfoy's actor will have a tough job since Tom Felton was by far the best actor out of the kid cast. The rest were fairly unremarkable so there's room for improvement.
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>>215522844It's just that Americans have retarded pleb names
>>215523715For me, it's Todd Bonzalez
>>215523715Only real niggas know where this comes from
>>215523834Yeah it's the Japanese baseball vidya where they had to make up real-sounding fake American names. And half of them were Hispanic sounding. Hmmmm
>Dominic McLaughlin>Alastair Stout>Arabella Stanton>Lox Pratt>Grace Cochrane>Tristan Harland>Amos Kitson>Why do the zoomer cast's names sound as made up as the character names?
>>215522844Harry is a literal FtM tranny and people are so dumb that cant even see it, or refuse to.
Bro wtf
>>215523029The two pictures the marketers use here most often make nuharry look fucking deranged and insincere.
>>215523715I always forget about Karl Dandleton and get to re-experiencr that laugh whenever this pic is posted. Thanks anon.
>>215523005>BritishWhere?
>>215523715I regularly revisit this image when I have to name characters. Always been particularly fond of Bobson Dugnutt
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Man, the original cast just looks so damn right and perfect to me. I can imagine different actors for the other roles, but my conception of the trio is married to this image
>>215522844It's genuinely bizzare how women are aging so much faster then men this day and age. Women always matured slightly faster then men on average but men just seem to be almost years behind before they hit the same growth spurts. Something something microplastics I guess.
>>215522844All names are made up OP
>>215524023How progressive, they cast a tiny lesbian as Harry
New Left: Cute kid, but will not age well.New Middle: That's a girl, right?New Right: KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Old Harry (with shit eating grin): I had sex with Helena in full Bellatrix costume. She never broke character.New Ron: Look at my eyes. These are the eyes of a pervert who will be in jail for sexual misconduct before he's 21.
>>215522844They had a formula for success. All they had to do was copy it. Why do they choose to instead sacrifice everything for wokeness?
>>215524023that kid will not age well holy fuck
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>>215522844but how does the new cast feel about trannies
br*tishers really named they son maclaughin
>>215522844Aside from the second, fourth, and last names those are fairly common English names.
>>215522844Pedos are probably ACKing left and right at the sight of these new kids.
>>215522844Why are kids so ugly these days?
how hard was it to just make a new series in an other setting? , why did they have to remake the movie, isnt there enough to content to make something new? like for example : harry potter world; and the marauders, harry potter world ; the black sisters; harry potter world ; the rise of voldemort, hell they could even make Voldemort : the begining.but i forgot, jews cant create, they can only destroy
>>215526776That tiny lesbian is going to grow into a proper butch dyke in denim and a mullet
>>215522844Except for Lox, those are all fairly conventional and typical british names. Compare with the average amercan cast.
>>215522844They all look generic, not like the original 3.
