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>casually ruins your movie
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>balding
>overweight
>onions glasses
>unkept beard
>zero fashion sense
Millennials are a failed generation.
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this guy has the body language of someone who wants to be killed
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>>215523612

>The key grip on the second unit of that 1990s action movie you like once dated a 19 year old girl when he was 23 so you can’t watch it anymore. If you do, you’re a bad person!
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>>215523612
Is there anybody who takes a guy like this seriously? Women don't like him for obvious reasons, and no man worth his weight in testosterone would listen to this. How does he exist? Who is the audience?
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>>215523763
>Who is the audience?
reddit
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>>215523763
insecure gay teens/kids for him to groom, unironically
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>>215523667
You know what you have to do anon...
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Who is this?
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>>215523763
>Who is the audience?
other ṣóy millennials
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>>215523612
Damn, that's based as hell. But the video cuts off too early, he forgot to include the parts that would ruin the movie for me.
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>>215523612
If you actually want to ruin a movie for me, show me how it's esoterically-encoded Jewish propaganda.
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>>215524116
kek
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>>215523612
Every white "man" looks and acts like this wallahi.
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>>215523612
Thriller isn't suddenly a bad song just because Michael Jackson was a pederast
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>>215523612
How does it make matters worse that she is in the movie?
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>>215524116
I thought it was the part where the director leaves his qt wife for a skeleton
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>>215524804
Onions
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>>215524804
>wise man
>soi fag trying to get his dick sucked by being performative

Confucius would have thrown him off a cliff
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>>215523612
This ruins Luc Besson for me, for doing such a downgrade
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>>215523612
>Leaves his nubile wife for the biggest whore in hollywood
Biggest disappointment for me really
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>>215523612
I meant to watch the video, but after seeing the "Mask Up!" posters in the background, I cannot bring myself to care what this guy thinks about anything. My eyes slid off the video of their own accord before I made any conscious decision to close it. Sorry but I can't watch it.
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>>215524804

I completely agree with Confucius. Confucius is right about that.
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>>215523612
>Separates art from artist.
Now what?
Trying to cancel someone doesn't invalidate things they created.
The guy could literally be hitler for all I care, still like the movie.
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>>215523612
Don't care faggot
Caravaggio was a murderer
So was Carlo Gesualdo
Socrates fucked boys
Death of an author nigger
The blood spray from any of these adolescent post modernist art critics blowing their brains out is the only way they'll be able to create anything of value
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>>215523612
Fifth Element is no one's favorite movie
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>>215525083

True.
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>>215523612
But what does the movie have to do with the director's private life?
How can that ruin a movie for me?
If I knew that e.g. someone died in a helicopter accident during the making of a movie and the director got off scot-free, that would be something else, but this?
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>>215525181
But it’s one of my favorites
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>>215523763
the gorillion white basedfaced cuckolds that prop up only fans, immigration, woke entertainment and governments that actively hate us. who do you think are the people enabling women to ruin society? it's these guys.
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>>215523612
>ruining your favorite movie
fifth element is dog shit lmao
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>>215523612
if we stopped watching movies made by pedophiles we would only be able to watch high school film club short films.
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but the fifth element was never one of my favorite movies.
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>>215525277
Nah it's great, (you) are dogshit.
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>>215525181
>t. gary oldman
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>>215523612
A beardfat aids-commie, engineered like that of a lab rat to hate his own race, raging over the fact that two white ppl had a child. That's what it boils down to. Some of the worst ppl alive today.
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>>215525346
I have to agree with this anon on both counts
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>>215523612
This just raises questions
How do you just pull a 15 year old and no one says anything
This seems... European.
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>>215523612
>Hey internet, I support current thing!
>Can I have a crumb of pussy now?
I don't care about a Frenchman fucking teenagers 30 years ago, sorry.
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they always look like this
always
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>>215523612
This changes nothing about the movie
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>>215523763
>Who is the audience?
der letzte Mensch
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>>215523612
This would be even better rage bait if he was dancing while doing this.
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>>215526309
And if the text did that ADHD thing where the words pop out at you. I hate that shit.
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>>215523612
Its like they all they got out of college is how to present a condescending aura with their body language and way of speaking.
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>>215526514
College is a fucking scam these days.
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>>215523612
Guys like this post these videos then get accused of sexual harassment by at least five women, two underage girls and one twink.
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>>215523763
Other versions of him
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>>215525083
It only works on weak dorks who view the world through the "social acceptability filter"
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>>215523612
>Uh, you know the blue alien diva scene?
>She was 16!
>Shows the blue chick doing the most unsexy dance.
He strikes me as the kind of guy who jumps into movie discussions just to kill them.
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>>215527475
>He strikes me as the kind of guy who jumps into movie discussions just to kill them.
He should post here
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>>215523763
Retail workers in the 25-35 age group
the kind of person who uses "sick" as a descriptor for something they're excited about
Infantilized men who are literally scared to think
Guys who, by the age of 28, have only had 3 girlfriends in their life.
People who live paycheque-to-paycheque
People who think movies like the Avengers are major cinematic events and are looking for something to fill the gaps in between
People who drink soda on a daily basis and think certain foods are "manly"
People who describe N64 games as "retro"
Men with low sex drives that have an obsession with how attractive a certain actress is in the last movie they watched
People who think more about what snacks they'll choose at the concession stand than which movie they're seeing
People who use phrases like "I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home but...." when asked about they're views on homosexuality.
People who comment on facebook posts made by companies for the sake of marketing
People who consider blowjobs as a treat or reward
People who have never travelled outside of the country they were born in
Grown men who act grossed out when they see another man's penis, whether they're genuinely afraid of male anatomy or simple scared of appearing gay
People who walked out of Inception felling a profound sense of wonder, like they'd witnessed something beyond their understanding
People who've ever used the argument "Hey vegetarians, what are -these- for?"
People who make excuses for their use of the word Nigger by saying "Well there's niggers and there's black people.
People who've never been considered for a promotion
People who've kept the same condom in their wallet so long it's expired
People who do not groom or trim their pubic hair

People without hope, ambition, a drive, looking to coast through life and scurry through the path of least resistance as they look for any sort of stimulation that doesn't really require any effort, either mental or physical.
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>>215523612
Isn't Besson gay?
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>>215527969
No
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>>215524994
Time is a flat circle
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>>215527475
>Uh, you know the blue alien diva scene?
>She was 16!
no fuckin no way she was 16
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>>215523612
that's a rough 16, no wonder he dumped her
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>>215523612
I don't think The Fifth Element is anyone's favorite movie
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Do these smug sorts realise they come across as extremely unlikeable?
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>>215523612
My Jewdar just twitched
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>>215523647
Yep I recognize those fuckass "Amazon sale" jeans from every schlubby loser I've ever had to talk to
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>>215523612
He probably thinks capitalism should be replaced with communism, and refugges are welcome. How right am I?
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>>215523612
He voted for Kamala
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>>215523612
Not the godawful Americanized slop.
Anything but that.
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>>215523612
that's based tho
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>>215523647
>crosses his arms
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>>215523612
Do soillennials really have movies ruined for them due to the sexual indiscretions of people involved that they've never met? Who fucking cares?
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>>215528930
She wasn't. She was 21 in the film.
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>>215530636
It gives them the ick, which is a serious mental illness
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Why would that ruin the movie for me?
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>>215523612
>ruining your favorite movie
>42 seconds
when does he say something reprehensible?
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>>215530947
His lgwife herself claimed that Leon was based on their relationship. She confirmed that it is a pedo movie.
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>>215523612
What does that have to do with the movie?
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The only thing that ruins anything is that he ditched a literal young qt for a skeletal hag. Which I imagine is not the take this onions based boy is aiming for, but is the only one any actual man will derive
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>>215532214
that kid looked like a bimbo
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>>215523612
Something I did find odd when I first saw people saying it was seeing people say they loved Leon until they found out how Besson was in real life. I feel like the content of the movie was already so pedophilic that it was obvious.
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>>215531054
>AKSHULLY
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>>215527957
>People who make excuses for their use of the word Nigger by saying "Well there's niggers and there's black people.
This one doesn't belong
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>>215531054
>'phile.png
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Wait till he hears about Clint
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>>215531054
>umm...yikes
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>>215531054
>y'all
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>>215530636
I just watched a video of millennials getting angry that someone didn't disown their dad for saying racist things and instead just told their dad they needed to stop saying them but they still love them anyway so yes.
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>>215527957
Holy shit this is a effort post. I mean send this to buzzfeed or some shit if you want to put in this much effort.

That said it was really good anon!
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>>215523612
>ew, this fully developed qt bombshell supermodel is gross and you’re gross!

t. probably jerks off to trans kids
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>>215534165
She was old enough for kisses.
Also lucky bastard but I can't be mad at Clint.
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>>215531054
>umm...can you just...like....NOT?
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>>215525157
For the record Aristotle fucked boys, not socrates
And while i'm indifferent to whether or not an artist is a sex pest, i being a murderer makes your art more interesting desu, i need to check out Caravaggio paintings again thanks
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>>215523612
>that girl is the alien in the movie! Gross!
Why would he call her gross?
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>>215525212
Yeah that would ruin a movie for me too. If like something horrible happened on set like a murder of someone and the people that made the movie didn't care or covered it up. It'd be hard to watch. But if I found out that David Fincher is the grand wizard of the KKK, the social network would still be one of my favorite films of all time.
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>>215525360
Why are you mentally retarded when it comes to race? He's probably not even the race you think he is.
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>>215536040
>Caravaggio led a tumultuous life. He was notorious for brawling, even in a time and place when such behavior was commonplace, and the transcripts of his police records and trial proceedings fill many pages.
>Bellori claims that around 1590–1592, Caravaggio, already well known for brawling with gangs of young men, committed a murder which forced him to flee from Milan, first to Venice and then to Rome.
>On 28 November 1600, while living at the Palazzo Madama with his patron Cardinal Del Monte, Caravaggio beat nobleman Girolamo Stampa da Montepulciano, a guest of the cardinal, with a club, resulting in an official complaint to the police. Episodes of brawling, violence, and tumult grew more and more frequent. Caravaggio was often arrested and jailed at Tor di Nona.
>Between May and October 1604, Caravaggio was arrested several times for possession of illegal weapons and for insulting the city guards. He was also sued by a tavern waiter for having thrown a plate of artichokes in his face.
>An early published notice on Caravaggio, dating from 1604 and describing his lifestyle three years previously, recounts that "after a fortnight's work he will swagger about for a month or two with a sword at his side and a servant following him, from one ball-court to the next, ever ready to engage in a fight or an argument, so that it is most awkward to get along with him."
>n 1605, Caravaggio was forced to flee to Genoa for three weeks after seriously injuring Mariano Pasqualone di Accumoli, a notary, in a dispute over Lena, Caravaggio's model and lover. The notary reported having been attacked on 29 July with a sword, causing a severe head injury.
>Upon his return to Rome, Caravaggio was sued by his landlady Prudenzia Bruni for not having paid his rent. Out of spite, Caravaggio threw rocks through her window at night and was sued again.
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>>215532360
I legitimately did not like Leon. It felt way too pedo coded and I'm confused how anyone is surprised by the director. Aside from the pedo shit it was legitimately not a good film.
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>>215536581
>On 29 May 1606, Caravaggio killed a young man, possibly unintentionally, resulting in his fleeing Rome with a death sentence hanging over him. Ranuccio Tomassoni was a gangster from a wealthy family. The two had argued many times, often ending in blows. The circumstances are unclear, whether a brawl or a duel with swords at Campo Marzio, but the killing may have been unintentional. Several contemporary avvisi referred to a quarrel over a gambling debt and a pallacorda game, a sort of tennis. Other rumours, however, claimed that the duel stemmed from jealousy over Fillide Melandroni, a well-known Roman prostitute who had modeled for him in several important paintings; Tomassoni was her pimp. According to such rumours, Caravaggio castrated Tomassoni with his sword before deliberately killing him, with other versions claiming that Tomassoni's death had been caused accidentally during the castration.
>By late August 1608, he was arrested and imprisoned, likely the result of yet another brawl, this time with an aristocratic knight, during which the door of a house was battered down and the knight seriously wounded. Caravaggio was imprisoned by the Knights at Valletta, but he managed to escape. By December, he had been expelled from the Order "as a foul and rotten member", a formal phrase used in all such cases.
>Contemporary reports depict a man whose behaviour was becoming increasingly bizarre, which included sleeping fully armed and in his clothes, ripping up a painting at a slight word of criticism, and mocking local painters.
>In October 1609, he was involved in a violent clash, an attempt on his life, perhaps ambushed by men in the pay of the knight he had wounded in Malta or some other faction of the Order. His face was seriously disfigured and rumours circulated in Rome that he was dead. He painted a Salome with the Head of John the Baptist (Madrid), showing his own head on a platter, and sent it to Wignacourt as a plea for forgiveness.
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>>215523647
zoomer hate for millennials is hilarious
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>>215536587
> pedo coded
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>>215529129
what are good pants?
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>>215531054
what is the white equivalent of zesty?
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>>215536698
just like how shogun is white savior coded
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>>215523763
>Women don't like him for obvious reasons
Women will say they love men like this, but never actually date them.
If he is with someone, it’s a hamplanet
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>>215536590
why are italians such chimps?
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>>215537202
Cope and seethe, 4chan incels. This is him with his wife.
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I met a guy like OP only he was skinny as fuck and had a shaved head. He was a musician and a complete conceited faggot who never had anything nice to say about anyone unless they were an attractive female musician. He always let everyone know what a female ally he was at every opportunity. He managed to have everyone fooled, until one day an ex posted the receipts and revealed him to be a rapist, abusive dickhead who threatened to kill himself anytime she tried to leave the relationship. One day she decided to call his bluff and they found him in the woods with a noose. Unfortunately for him the neighbours overheard an argument where he said he was going to make sure everyone knew it was her fault and then he shook her until she stopped crying. Other girls came forward shortly after and he skipped town and no one has seen him since. Some say he jumped off a cliff, others say he's living in a van.
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>>215523647
His fly looks absolutely down, too, by the way.
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>>215523612
>SHE WAS ONLY 16 YOU SICK FUCK
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>>215527957
>People who make excuses for their use of the word Nigger by saying "Well there's niggers and there's black people.
literally me
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>>215527957
>the kind of person who uses "sick" as a descriptor for something they're excited about
so, a 90s skater?
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>>215527957
>People who make excuses for their use of the word Nigger by saying "Well there's niggers and there's black people.
so, chris rock?
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It should be legal to assault mask-enjoyers in the street.
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>>215527957
I kneel
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>>215523612
>enhances my kino by showing me how based the director was irl
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>>215536581
>He was also sued by a tavern waiter for having thrown a plate of artichokes in his face.
needs MS paint rendering but I suck at everything
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>>215536040
sex pest is such a gay term, just say rapist/date rapist or child molester
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>>215536581
>Judge, he-a tossed the-a artichokes! They-a weren't ripe! They were-a hard!
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He did ruin the movie for me. Not because of whatever he said but because I hate soifaggots like him.
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if the women didn't complain, why is he?

i also don't require a moral compass form my artists, in the same way i don't ask if my grocery clerk kicks puppies before i make a purchase at the store
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>>215523612
holy shit i love the fifth element even more now
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>>215537752
>puts zero effort into a couple's costume with his wife
I sincerely hope she leaves him and he kills himself
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I support anything and anyone who makes the board seethe like this
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>>215536622
Zoomer hate for millennials is pretty based they are usually correct on their wokeness.
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>Frenchman is a degenerate sex pest
Is this supposed to be shocking? France is the epicentre of fetish porn and sexual deviancy. Always have been. Did you think the Pepe Le Pew stereotype was concocted out of thin air?
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>>215525346
it's a shitty adaptation of a great Moebius comic.
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>>215526219
>French
>Jewish
>film industry
c'mon man
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>>215539919
epic!!
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>>215523612
>Heh, you liked that "movie", huh?
>Well guess what, several people involved with the production of that film were jewish
>Oops, did I ruin your favorite movie? Guess I'm too BASED
You faggots aren't much different.
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I love cyberpunk, I just watched this for the first time recently and thought it was shit.
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>>215540250
LMAO
Someone needs to edit the webm with this
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>>215523612
More like casually improves your movie
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>>215523612
>le pedos are le good!
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>>215527957
>Guys who, by the age of 28, have only had 3 girlfriends in their life.
uhh yeah haha
who would do that? haha
wouldn't be me.. haha
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>>215537752
that's a man
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>>215531054
> Mask up
> Hell yeah dude come on over and play animal crossing all night, the wife is out with the personal trainer for a 1:1 fitness experience so we can game all night
> yeah he’s black btw
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>>215523612
>>215523647
He would have an easier time ruining my favorite movie just by saying he liked it.
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>>215523647
>>215530557
it's so over
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>>215531054
>mask up
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>>215544509
just that someone was willing to pay money for these makes me really unhappy. I feel like everyone I meet irl is like this.
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What a faggot
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>>215540028
meanwhile bong royalty had sex with their siblings for centuries



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