I saw following DakotaKino's>social network>the five year engagement>bigger splash>suspiria>wounds>our friend>splitsville>materialistswhat else is good?
>>215524082the first Fifty Shades of Grey is unironically good and hot to see with a girl in the movie theater.
I think everyone's at work
>>215524082fron the thumbnail she looked like mary Elizabeth winstead.
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>>215524912kinda, but for me even as thumbnail MEW's eyes always gives her away so i didn't have that happen here
>>215524082Madame Web is fun.
>>215524082Bad Times at the El Royale. Pvre kino
>>215525119this is hot
The Nowhere Inn was NOT good, I'll tell you that. Annie and Carrie make good music but that film was bad
>>215524082Fucking hell! I can see her tits!
>>215524082Sick of seeing this blurry picture. Don't say I never give you anything.
>>215525892i never give you anything
she was really hot in Suspiria
collagen loss is a terrible thing
>>215524082um...huh?
Has nobody told her that she doenst need to slut put to promote fifty shades of Grey anymore?
>>215524082She looks far too much like Sonny Crockett for me to find her attractive.
>>215524082i love her girl next door look. she isn't the prettiest actress but I like looking at her
>>215526081Why would she look like her stepfather? They aren't related?
>>215524082Definitely watch >>215525563 her character is kino.
>>215525119Pedro Pascal is right. She should start an OF and do SPH JOI
>>215524082You forgot Madame Web, cuckcel niggerfaggot
>>215525984weird kino, the ritual scene is a bit silly maybe
>>215524082Peanut Butter Falcon mogs those
>>215524082Would
raped status?
>>215524082>"no dad you can't come to my premiers and events because of reasons!"
>>215527974You would have sex with an attractive woman? Damn, that's wild
>>215528271That involuntary eye roll/flicker is so hot
she's a bit too loose of a woman, kinda icky
>>215528271giwiwm
>>215524082If only she was 10 years younger
>>215528271>omg stahpthat's the same dude who used to terrorize and beat up his fellow frat members in college during hazing and even crushed some dude's balls with a paddleanyways now I've got to fap to the thought of cailee and dakota naked on a bed looking at me
>>215528271Johnson acts and looks like she's a very difficult person to be around, which probably would explain why she's still single.
>>215528436and me 30 years younger
>>215525563>>215526215>>215527943torrenting those rn
/tv/ autists can't get the most basic teasing and banter jfc
if it clicks for you, it's going to become one of your favorite horror movies. But it doesn't click for most people, so idk. Try it anyway
What I love about her is how we're all beneath her. She’s pure high-society Hollywood elite. She’d probably spit on us common folk without a second thought.
>>215528710>She’d probably spit on usgod i wish
>>215528710No she's not. She's a D-list nepo-baby who only got roles because her daddy was famous and had connections.
>>215524082>The year was 1972 when Oscar-nominated actress — and cool mom — Melanie Griffith first laid eyes on future husband and Golden Globe-winning actor Don Johnson. However, since she was only 14 (Johnson was 22), it would be a few years before the two started up anything romantically.>Johnson and Griffith moved in together when she was 15 and got engaged on her 18th birthday, tying the knot in 1976
>>215529458polański was officiating
>>215528271She looks like the shota of Dakota's dreams
>>215524409A thousand times this, I take every single first date to see it and I never fail to make it to second base
>>215528271She’s so dom and possessive, I love it
>>215524082TITS
Whatever you do, do NOT look up the filmography of her clone Lana Smalls
>>215530927I really like her scar and i wish she did more mom-son stuff.
>>215531002She is such an unbelievable slut that it loops back around to being "thank you based succubus"
>>215528443Jon Hamm might be a frat douche, but he's not a predator
>>215524082Our Friend is great. Dakota is so well matched to play a woman dying with cancer.Daddio she does extremely good hand and face acting to match Sean Penn. She's severely underrated as an actress. Too easy to hate her for people I guess.>>215524409Yes, first one is fine. It just gets really repetitive.>>215526192>Anon, why do you think her name is Dakota Johnson like Don Johnson? Do you think she randomly just decided to take her stepfather's last name? You are thinking of Antonio Banderas, whom Dakota does not share a last name with, for obvious reasons.>>215528449Actually she wanted to have Chris Martin's kids for 8 years and he simply didn't want to start a family with her. Rumor is he was cucking her constantly and she kept trying with him anyway. I'm glad she's finally free from that.>>215528710She's very polite and sweet in person. Yeah she'd look right through us if we tried hitting on her, but no anons here would delude themselves right?>>215529149Pure cope. The rest of her siblings tried acting and failed. And Dakota is still relevant. She was just the lead and 90% of the promotion for one of the most profitable films of the year. Next year her and Anne Hathaway will make Verity one of the biggest films of the year.
>>215528710that would be terrible haha
tits
>>215529458why was this ultra-chad actor attracted to some everyday-looking random middle school girl instead of ultra tier models he could have had?