Now that June Lockhart is gone, who will be next?
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Shatner??I hardly know 'er.
>>215524295why does Shatner look no day over 80, but Eastwood looks like a literal walking corpse?
>>215524460Shatner's fatter and wearing a hair piece
Eastwood. Poly market it bro
>>215524295Imagine fucking 100 year old pussy
>>215524295Wild Cards:Ed HarrisBill MurrayMorgan FreemanAnthony Hopkins
>>215524535Ed Harris is only 74!
>>215524460Fat don't crack
>>215524570Add Ian Mckellen and Christopher Walken in there too.
>>215524535Freeman is 88 and has the black debuff. He's hardly a wildcard.
Anthony Hopkins is 2 months away from being 88. He doesn't look good
Michael Caine is nearly 93
>>215524295I keep forgetting Sean Astin is also a nepo
>>215524295Dick Van Dyke is almost 100?
>>215524627>barely past 80They are just kids, you sick fuck
>>215524460Cunt Eastwoke is demonic
>>215524295Hopefully the kikes
>>215524954anon...
>>215524843He isn't even John Astin's biological son. His mother was Patty Duke though.
>>215524295Dyke jinxed himself talking about dying before hitting 100 so most likely him
>>215525373he only has to make it 47 days
>>215525424That's like two years in old people time
>>215525433kek
"Man, if I was 30 years younger... I'd be 65."
As someone in his 30s, man. Life's long enough. Fuck these people who wanna live to 100. I can't imagine doing two more 30s.
>>215526236to be fair the first 20 years dont really count because youre a kid
>Van Dyke>Shatner>BrooksThe three look so good. Clint not so much, but he is also very active, they are all working, talking, lucid. It's amazing, I wouldn't be surprised if I died before them.
>>215526236I used to think like that when I was 30. Now I'm almost 40 and I've reconsidered that thought entirely, I wish to live to 120 if I can, I regret my years of smoking. But who knows, perhaps I get depressed in my 70s, perhaps I recover in my 80s, who the fuck knows. Life is crazy.
Every year I am astonished that Dick Van Dyke is still alive, somehow.
Shatner does not look like a man in his 90s, what the hell. He's still so fleshy and ruddy complexioned. He's the same age as Eastwood, and Eastwood looks like he was exhumed from a tomb.
Clinthttps://nationalexaminer.com/meryl-streep-is-monitoring-her-old-friend-clint-eastwoods-health-pressing-concern-exclusive/
>EastwoodUndead-looking motherfucker.>DykeGnarled old sea captain vibes.>ShatnerIs this photo up to date? He looks good if it is.>AstinLooks blind and barely alive. RIP (soon).>SaintDoes her face crack and peel off if she talks? >BrooksLooks like somebody's funny great uncle, which I suppose he probably is.
>>215524460Shat is rotting from the inside.
>>215524499Eastwood looks like he already defeated death and walked out of hell.
ol' clitty eastwood is up next
>>215526402same but it's only recentThe last year of mine has been some other shit, I was near perfect health and 2 years later I'm having neck shoulder and spine issues outta nowhere It's like 38 going on 68 what the fuckThat or I have something deeper undiagnosed I bet but no one cares to look when I go to my primary/specialists
>>215526694Please don't call him "clitty".
>>215526768Bro, the worst shape in my life was when I was 28-32. I was fat, constantly sick, depressed, could not get out of the house, it was awful and now I have none of that in my way. If back then I were to quit, I would never experience the better life that I have now. That's why I think that no matter what shit happens, we gotta go on, fuck it, things change, perhaps the best is yet to come.
>>215524460Shatner has very gifted genetics, likely. A lot of your health in the tail years of your life is entirely genetic. There's not a whole lot you can do as a 90-year-old to keep yourself looking trim and proper.
>>215526667Like he defeated Death and became its successor.
>>215524295Dickbros.....
>>215527251At that age he probably welcomes it. I can't imagine how it feels physically to wake up every day at 100 years old. Can't be easy.
>>215524295It'll be Dick Van Dyke because we just watched Mary Poppins with the kids yesterday and every time we watch an old actors movies, they pass within a week.
Happy birthday Clint!
WWIII starts when Eastwood dies. Also my parents will both be really sad when it happens
>>215527444the candles are all of different lengths, did he recycle them from the previous birthdays? what a cheapskate!
>>215524507She is only a century years old you sick fuck
>>215527444ban pajeet ai posters