What could have been
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>>215525455Midge
>>215525455midge
Warwick as the deer Tywin skins
>>215525455If Warwick was cast, they would have made him less heroic and more repulsive like he is in the books. Would have been kino.
why y'all so mean to him he's so tiny:(
>>215525455we should put them in a jar shake it up and make them fight.
The thing with Warwick is that he happens to be a sociopath. with that smile, and his general affect. you just know. Dinklage is very candid and seems like a good guy
>>215526463this is a big guy board.
googled Verne Troyer to compare heights after seeing this thread, forgot he died, now I'm sad, fuck you OP
>>215525455smaller midgets mog bigger ones
>>215525455Midge>What could have beenAbsolute comedy
How many Warwick Davis's could you kill in one sitting?
>>215526504Why does Verne not get picked on here while you guys terrorize poor Warwick?
Remember when Kid Rock kept one as a pet?
>>215525455>Dinklage>Possessed with low cunning>Davis>A spiteful imp
>>215526535Because he died. The kick in the head pasta was originally about Verne.
>>215526566He is adorable.
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>>215526535Verne had sex with hot normal sized women despite being a sociopathic midge and thats based on some level. Hes also fuckin dead
>>215526112>doctors warn him that if he copulates with another dwarf, it will result in genetic horrors that will be plagued with health problems later in life IF they even survive in the womb>however the dwarfism can be eradicated completely from his bloodline if he has children with a normal woman>tells his doctors to get fucked because his size is his entire personality and he wants a dwarf family to dress up in matching Dr. Seuss shirts>multiple miscarriages later he has his freak goblin family, doomed to short humiliating livesOne chance at life, and imagine that this guy is your father.People look at me like I'm an insane bigot when I say Warwick Davis is a horrible human being.
>>215525455warwick would have lost his nose like in the books and would have looked as fucked up as tyrion does in the books
>>215525455Only yellow ties in size xxs.
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>>215527296at least he is rich
>>215525455Dwarf vs gnome.
>>215529009/tv/ is a gnome board. He aint gno gnome.
>>215525455Imagine him getting punted at the Battle of Blackwater. Like, he rallies the Lannister forces, and then Stannis walks up behind him, and he turns around just in time for his chin to feel the full force of Stannis's boot.We could have had kino.
>>215528371it's lame that they just gave him a cool scar
>>215525455Look at Dinklage's face; how he loathes being associated with other dwarf actors, a grim reminder of his own shortcoming. No wonder he tried to fuck them over.
