>>215525501
Nope.

no he was coping. He was a loner at work and at home. He was depressed

You can't be a virgin that old and still have a 'good life', sex is literally one of the things in the base of the human needs pyramid

im 34 and dont even feel like having sex anymore.
i dated a girl my age for 4 months and she had to beg me for it. i dont know whats wrong with me.

>>215525501
she was his looksmatch

>>215525501
he wanst like that before the nazi attack

>>215525501
No but he had a life most anons in this board would envy

10 more years….time is flying by

>>215525581
this movie put it into my head as a teen that getting laid would make me super chill and cool like the end, then I actually did lose my virginity and it didn't change shit

>could afford a nice apartment with no roommates on a retail employee salary

god I miss the 2000s

>>215526162
He didn't just lose his virginity though. He found love. Did you?

>>215525501
>good life and hobbies
Which was collecting useless pieces of plastic and watching ultra-normie tv shows.

>>215525607
You're just Low-T. When you're Ultra-Hight-T it horseshoes back around to you not wanting to date women, just fuck.

6 more years for me

>>215525501
41 here, never kissed or hugged

AMA

>>215526578
What television & film do you like?

>>215526625
Sci-fi mostly, X-Files, Babylon 5, Stargate, Farscape, etc. Same for movies.

>>215525501
Depends on your definition of a good life. To a literal manchild yeah his life was spent doing a menial job but yet he had a nice spacious apartment and a massive collection of comic books, action figures, miniatures and video games. Even has time to learn and practice an instrument... trombone I think. However it's clear that he really wants a romantic companion so no matter what good things he did have, it's all meaningless to him.

That said, yeah he absolutely ended up going for the wrong girl. Should've stuck with Elizabeth Banks' character. Way hotter, sexually freaky, and best of all no kids. That or he should've gone for the daughter played by Kat Dennings.

>>215525501
Turning 31 in a month. I just don´t like people, specially women. I like them sexually of course but I don´t like them as people. I would like the fuck one, yes, and sometimes might even feel the itch of wanting something more when I see a cute relationship in a piece of fiction, but I know reality is not that pretty, I just don´t want to actually deal with them.
Yes, I know I could get a hooker, but I honestly don´t care enough to spend money on something like that, and going for one of the cheap ones would be asking for trouble.
Jacking off is honestly good enough for me. I don´t care how much people glaze it, sex can´t be good enough to justify the lenghts you have to go to get it.

>>215526975
>That or he should've gone for the daughter played by Kat Dennings.
That was his play. Date the mom to fuck the daughter.

>>215526578
how does that even happen? do you just never meet or interact with any women in your life?

>>215525501
it was his fake friend coworkers that forced him to stop being happy and start chasing pussy.

>>215526300
only low t men care about t even a little bit

>>215526293
No, not until I found you <З

>>215526663
How about Firefly or stargate?

>>215527370
I have no problem interacting with them at work or in a social situation. Get this, I am also 6'7, have blue eyes and I'm in shape. I also have some money although not rich by any standard. I think I can narrow it down to two things:
1. A girl I really liked in high school rejected me and that fucked me up for life.
2. My dick is small (4.7 inches), so that prevented me from trying. Imagine someone as tall as me with that dick like a pencil, shit's humiliating. So the fear of humiliation and the understanding that I can't really satisfy women with that size made not try.

>>215527429
Stargate is already in my post, love Firefly as well.

I dont get the scene when they describe the feeling of breasts. How do people feel like that? I feel nothing when touch things or people or whatever. Even now lets say I touch my arm how am I supposed to describe how that feels? I dont feel anything?

>>215527316
Same but I'm 32. I think internet porn and modern politics have derailed a lot of men and women from liking each other. We just don't need each other in modern times so people tend to only get together if they're genuinely close or just really stupid. It's honestly a lot of responsibility to care for a partner and it's not worth the hassle for a lot of guys or gals.

>>215527575
do you collect figurines

>>215527678
Fuck no, that's shit is gay. I work with wood as a hobby. I make tables and cupboards and shit like that. It's very fun and satisfying. Obviously movies and shows as well. I also hike a lot.

>>215525501
no. It was a used up single GRANDmom

>>215527575
Yours is slightly below average. You could satisfy her before putting it in, that's how it usually works the best anyways. Then she won't mind the size or thickness (consider that small but thick is also preferable). There was this one dude who didn't have a dick (medical, not trans) but was obsessed with sex and went to bed with dozens of women.

There are some men who go through their life without it, I guess you're just one of those. But no one is stopping you trying.

>>215527902
>You could satisfy her before putting it in

Don't think that would be enough for a long term relationship.

>There are some men who go through their life without it, I guess you're just one of those.

Yeah I think so

>But no one is stopping you trying.

I am stopping myself. I gave up a long time ago.

>>215527902
>didn't have a dick
so what did he have them do, suck his balls for like a half hour and go 'ok thats enough'?

no, the single somewhat-freshly-grand-mom didn't make him change his life. it was his coworkers that got overly obsessed over him that were forcing an idiotic stuff ti him that made him change and it always backfired

>>215527973
wore a strap on probably

>>215527575
>My dick is small (4.7 inches)
Oh no, how will the female orgasm without one more inch to scratch the area near her cervix, truly you have been damned by the gods.

>>215529079
Easy for you to say, but I'd rather not undress and see her disappointed look. yeah it's shallow, but so is life.

>>215529195
Then date a blind girl.

>>215529294
:|

>>215525607
>>215526300
I thought I was low t for always turning down my ex-girlfriends advances but it turns out I just hated her. I got a sex doll while we were still together and I tore it up and ended up dumping my girlfriend.

>>215525501
She was smoking hot.

>>215525581
>literally one of the things in the base of the human needs pyramid
Lmao, complete lie

>>215525581
Wizardry>>>"casual sex"<<<Procreation and family
If you fuck but don't breed, you're just a gooner with diseases

>>215525607
You dated a granny. Find an 18 year old, they are much more fun

>>215526245
I'm a 29 year old wizard and I have to live with my mom to have any hope of saving money. I would cut a finger off to have that kind of set up/apartment.

>>215529541
>29 yo
>wizard
you got a year left

I had to spend 18k to stay out of jail over being a pathetic faggot simp before ever having sex. Confidence has left the solar system.

>>215525581
love is in the base of the pyramid
if a depressed 40 year old virgin fucks a prostitute he just becomes a depressed 40 year old technically-not-a-virgin

>>215525501
Reminder he got married first before ever saving hex.

>>215527707
>is scared to be seen as gay
>doesn't try to get women either way
at that point why would you care? just be kawaii all you want bro
t. 27yo virgin

>>215527648
If you had ever actually touched a boobie you'd know that they have a very unique softness to how the skin feels. Or maybe I've just been lucky but every tit job I've had it felt like my dick was being caressed by satin.

>>215530159
not trying to get women doesn’t mean you come off as gay, especially these days

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>>215529657
true

>>215531932
>1 month before covid

>>215525581
nah, I lost my virginity at 27 and I'm 28 now and haven't had sex since and don't really care to. Jacking off is so much easier than dealing with people. Honestly I can see why prostitutes are appealing but I'm not spending that much money just to get off
>>215526162
yep