>grew up a decent adult>charismatic>likeable>has his own business>women like him>made up with his childhood friend>made his parents proudBart would never
>>215526554Tbf Marge and Homer are terrible parents: he’s an alcoholic and she’s an enabler. Hank and Peggy are good people
>>215526554the boy still aint right
>>215526554Bart canonically grows up to be chief justice of the Supreme Court, Bobby’s restaurant will fold in a year.
>>215526571peggy is an horrible person tho
Bobby will never recover from this.
>>215526598Visions of possible futures are not canon, if they were Lisa will be president and Bart and Ralph are in a band
Bart gets to fuck Marge and Lisa
>>215526610How so?
>>215526624And Bobby gets to fuck Nancy and Minh
>>215526554How does this even compare? Simpsons shows Bart as a bunch of different things when he grows up. From demolishing buildings to a judge or something
>>215526615Bobby can be so cringe. I'll always remember when Hank gave him a dollar and he went and immediately bought burritos and for some reason Hank caught him eating them at the front door while squatting and eating like a pig. Was a disgusting scene to see
>King of the Hill 2025
>>215526554I was very skeptical for the new season but I have to admit, I was surprised at how much I liked it. I can't wait for the next batch of new ones.
Wa Connie always so progressive?
>>215526762Sex with mihn>>215527391Fixing connie by impregnating her
>>215526762i am very disapointed in Judge
>>215527391Asian American girls are always progressive.
>>215526706You just can't handle the basedness
>everyone still lives in their original houseslol, if this were accurate, all of them wouldve moved far away from each other, and indians would be living in those houses now.
>>215527290I agree. It handled modernity pretty well. Even Willow wasn't as much annoying as I expected.
>>215527564Most of them are progressive very superficially, they'll still spew identity ressentiment, but they know deep down how much capitalism and other Western institutions have made their success possible. Every progressive Asian woman is usually wealthy, married to a white guy, and trashes communism for ruining her home country. It's a whole different breed from black and Hispanic women who will happily vote in socialism just to spite the society they feed off of.
>>215528372I should mention that I'm talking about East and Southeast Asians specifically, South Asians are a different story entirely (usually either socialists or hardline conservatives for whatever culture they came from).
>>215527564They just like being fucked. Asian women are historically the biggest whores on earth with every role they fill being variations on cum dumpster
>>215526623It wasnt a vision, it was the future.
>>215526554Still not watching it. Or the new Beavis and Butthead. Or the new X-Files. Or the new MST3K. Or the new Frasier. And so on and so on.
