Cathy darling, the Jurassic Park thread is ready!
>>215527401I'd make her squirt, if you catch my meaning.
All I'm saying is if it were my daughter getting attacked by a group of Compsognathus, it wouldn't have gone down like that
>>215527504based Jurassic Mark
>>215527401Did she live?
2 is so shit compared to 1. Even as a standalone film it's just lacklustre.
>>215527746I disagree
MILFrassic Pork
>>215527746Roland is the only good character.
>>215527504>If i had been on that island, there would have been a lot of blood on that beach
>>215527908GATTACA
>>215527986https://youtu.be/raXWIDbugag?si=jRd_q7wITRJq_jr8
Made chili and sea bass for my girlfriend and she started crying saying she can’t take this anymore. It wasn’t that good but damn. Sorry I’m not Mr. millionaire who can get the finest chili and fish at the nicest French place in town. Fucking slut.
>>215527986>"Let's get this moveable feast on the road"How do you respond without sounding like a hors d'oeuvre?
>>215527401What the FUCK were they thinking?
Anon please tell your OP this thread is a very bad idea.
>>215527401LW and JP3 were kino
>>215527401>underpays his son>endangers his grandchildren>undermines his nephew>enslaves his clonesHe wasn't such a good guy
>>215528211Make Chilean sea bass next time
>>215528310They were thinking K I N O
>>215528456JP is so fucking good.
>>215528429Yeah not falling for that again, from now on my fish and chilli are SEPARATE
>>215528415He spared no expense after all.I mean, aside from giving his employees a reasonable wage for the insane work they do.
>>215527986Well, Roland was a warrior after all.
>>215527986It was especially shocking how they tried to portray Vaughn's character as a good guy.
>>215528441Why did Dr Wu design the raptors to have pronated wrists?
did something happen whats with the jp threads
>>215528502Fun fact. The tall grass scene was adapted from an unused scene in the original Alien 3 script
>>215529047JWE3 came out.
chili and sea bass
Lost World is a pretty good movie until the gymnastics scene and then it just goes completely off the fucking rails. I do not even understand what happens between them leaving the island and San Diego >where’s the daughter>where did Vince Vaughan’s character fuck off to>how did the nephew arrange this new “park” in a huge municipality without any coverage or outrage >what the fuck happened to the boat crew?
>>215527401Why didn't she make it big?
>>215527465this nigga drinks piss
>>215529182>mom said you have to let me and my friend play with you or no one plays the xbox
>>215529123A big part of that seems to be Spielberg deciding to change the ending of the movie at the last minute. It was all originally suppose to take place in the worker village, but then Bergy wanted the Rex to rampage in the city.
>>215529246I mean, that’s fine. But what a weird choppy way to get there
I was in the peak of childhood, 11 years old when TLW came out and went to see it in theaters with my dad, and my best friend and his dad. I remember my dad running at me like a dinosaur outside of the theater, good times. I also remember all the toys at the time, my friend had the matchbox toys, I had the T-rex that made sounds and could bite with rubbery skin along with an RC car with a dilophosaurus that you could put water in, drive it around and make it spit out water at people
>>215527746To be fair, they didn't have a lot to work with. Crichton shit out the Lost World novel in like a year after JP was such a massive success and it was hot garbage. Whereas the first book is kino and some of the most memorable scenes in JP2 (like OP) are borrowed from it because the second book was so repetitive and uneventful.
>>215529182sad this was deleted
>>2155277462 and 3 are kino and ill die on that hill
>>215527401I thought this was Luffy from Netflix One Piece, a good show people want more of.
>>215527908rad
>>215527986No...there is another.
>>215528310The Lost World in general has a fairly mean sense of humor. Spielberg must have been blowing off steam after Schindler's List, along with not being as enthused for the sequel in general like he was for the first one.
>>215529029Spared no expense.
>>215527986>I believe I've spent enough time in the company of death.
>>215529190Because she is my wife and I am not big
underrated John Williams score for TLWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr4OmiKsNe4
>>215529689I remember liking the Lost World book quite a bit, though I was only 11 or 12 when I read it
>>215530389Schindler's List is the most baffling movie ever. To be rather simplistic, its like if Star Wars was two hours of the empire zipping around blowing up planets, with close ups of people screaming and being vaporized, and the rebels never actually rebel at all and take it like beaten dogs till the credits roll. Its only satisfying if you like Nazis, and that fetishism is an entirely separate subject.
>>215528456Those fuckers are strong. The hapless worker that gets mangled at the start gets hoisted off the ground like a toy.
>>215529246I get it, it's tempting to take the chance to do a little mini-Godzilla flick when you can, when else are you gonna get the chance to have a monster smashing up the city in your movies?But it sure is weird and takes some bizarre leaps to get there. Especially when we already had a climax in getting off the island, the tranquilized Rex they see from the helicopter comes off more like a sequel hook, that this could lead to serious problems in the future, but then a second climax starts in the city and the film keeps going another twenty minutes
>>215529689>First book: Malcolm has passed away from his injuries>First film: Everyone loved Malcolm and he survived>Second book: He was later transported to a better hospital where his condition was changed to "alive".
>>215529022>causes the deaths of numerous people by sabotaging the camp>causes the death of his own companion by bringing the Rexes' wrath down on their trailer>sabotages the gun of the person that rescued him, preventing him from saving people from a rampaging animal, who run into a raptor nest and are massacred instead>AND causing said animal to get tranquilized instead and thus transported to San Diego where more people die including innocent bystanders, and millions of dollars in property damage is doneI hope that cunt was arrested the second the set foot back in America.
>>215530373Still the most heroic moment in the entire series, along with "GET THE KIDS"
>>215530611Given he was a leftist environmentalist, not only did the Clinton era administration likely not prosecute him, he was probably given political coverage and any charges likely never materialized.
For me, its this guy
>>215530611>>sabotages the gunThis one is the one that straight up upgrades him to "murderer". There is no excuse for removing Roland's ability to defend himself and his men, those are straight up preventable deaths.
>>215530570There it is. You nailed it. It’s like the third act is split into two separate ideas.I still want to know WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE BOAT CREW
Aight, I will watch it this evening. It's basically horror movie so it fits the mood.
>>215530717The Rex uh....ate everyone selectively and then got itself stuck in the hold through some...particular means. Or raptors did it then fell off the boat.
>>215530717it was troodons
Message from Dr. Grant
>>215530690I always thought this was Bender from The Breakfast Club.
>>215530717Poker game went bad. Real bad.
>>215530784>Or raptors did it then fell off the boat.They got into the captain's hooch. It spiraled from there.
>>215530611Seriously, what the FUCK were they thinking with this character.
>>215531014I dunno dude. It’s so fucking weird. Vaughn was hot at the time? But even that makes no sense because Spielberg went out of his way to pull cast the big three in the first movie from Lynch, Carpenter and Cronenberg
>>215527401>A WHAT THREAD IS READY?
>>215527746Spielberg agrees
Ah, the cool smooth feeling of Barbasol, the only shaving cream I need for a fresh and luxurious shave.
>>215531942Menthol?
>>215530717There are storyboards for the Rex escape. I guess they cut it for time, didn't have time to film it, or Spielberg thought leaving it a mystery is better.
>>215530570the most insane part is that the velociraptors on the boat seem to have only killed the crew as they're prepared to dock in LA, otherwise the ship would have just been adrift at sea in the middle of nowhere. unless they are also capable of navigating sea vessels and radioing in to the harbour master to coordinate their docking protocol
how come they never have the herbivores attack? other than the stegosaurus scene i want a chase scene like the t rex and jeep from the first movie, except with a triceratops and it catches up and tackles the jeep
Even though he was the cliche movie bad guy businessman he didn't really do anything wrong, he even helped the good guys throughout
>>215532222The triceratops did most the damage in the camp, it wasn't necessarily a "set piece" scene like that with the trex or stegasorous
I watched the latest one a few days ago and didn't think they'd be able to top the comical product placement in the first Jurassic World, but credit where credit's due, they rose to the ocassion. Laughed out loud at the computer being programmed to let all the dinosaurs out if a Snicker's wrapper gets stuck in a door.
>>215532222They did it with the Therizinosaurus.
>>215527401>https://jurassicpark.systems/gotta check those dino enclosures
Who’s hungry?
>>215531487I need this beast in JWE 3.
>>215529123The San Diego park was half-built before Hammond pivoted to the "Put it on a big island" plan. All the nephew did was finish construction.
>>215532222*blocks your path*
>>215527746And yet 2 is still the second best in the franchise.
>>215532810They'll be more than happy to charge you $8.99 for him in a few months time.
>>215528415>enslaves his clonesis that a joke about his "movie" or does the book hint at crazy shit like that?
so were ellie and dr grant a couple? because i never thought so
>>215533053The various dinosaur scenes in Dominion were pretty cool, just being like little standalone segments. The actual rest of the film was absolute nonsense with nothing to do with dinos so it's easy to separate them.
>>215533433Sort of in 1, not by 3, and definitely by the end of Dominion
>>215531487I'm not being sarcastic, but that Trex genuinely looks the same or even slightly worse than the CGI from 1995.
>>215533433Enough that Grant is icy to Malcolm's probing of whether she's available or not.
>>215533463It really does not.
>>215533471i always interpreted that as either Grant is stuck in the friendzone and so doesn't want Malcolm to hit, or he just doesnt want his good friend and colleague to get with a douchebag.
>>215528415Don't forget>manipulates Malcolm into going to site B by sending his girlfriend first
>>215533530Satler spends half the film trying to talk him into putting a baby in her.
>>215530389Even when i was a kid this scene bugged me with how glib it was about all the hunters dying
>>215530611He should have gotten Peter Stormare's death
>>215530389It's a big problem with the recent movies. People lost their minds over that woman getting fucked up in Jurassic World but the series has always been quite mean spirited when it comes to meting out death on its characters. Rebirth should have had like half the survivors by the end.
There's a NEW Postlethwaite
>>215533486It really does. Just compare them. I think it's the lighting on the model, it just looks totally off from the rest of the scene.
>>215533999JP1 isn't, the only people that die during the tour are Gennaro and Nedry who are unsympathetic, and Muldoon which is a big blow for the audience.
>>215534112It's mainly just the quality of the webm for a long and busy scene, Rebirth isn't a very good film but CG of its dinos isn't one of its problems.
>>215534120Oh yeah and Arnold but that's off-screen.
>>215533643He outright said he hates Ian in the first movie and Ian was the only one to break his nda which was used to help squeeze him out of his company so he was probably just trying to take him out again
>>215530690The comic adaptation is bizarre
>>215531487Whats the deal with the mexican family
>>215534195They're kinda just there to facilitate a few more dinosaur scenes really. The mosasaur and spinosaurs stalking their boat, the rex, and some of the running away from the mutant freaks during the climax. Plot wise they don't have much to do with anything.
>>215534195They were on a boat that got attacked by the mosasaur. Fortunately after it capsized their boat it stopped attacking them and they got rescued by Scarjo and they ended up on the island with dinos.
>>215527908>walking manmade genetic sequencekino
>>215531487>random shot where the D-Rex suddenly grows to like five times its normal size and can fit an entire helicopter in its mouth when every other shot it's about T-Rex sized and fits half of the villain in its mouth.Weird as hell. Why even have the chopper at all if you had no way of it getting wrecked without it being utterly goofy? The monster is just suddenly Godzilla sized.
>>215534163
>>215534195They were on a small yacht and were taking a shortcut home when a Mosasaurus (followed around by a pack of Spinosaurus that eat its leftover prey) attacks their boat and capsizes it, the heroes rescue them. Then when the heroes' ship is run aground they're separated from the family and they just are off having their own dinosaur run-ins until the end when they meet up again. Really they just seem to be in the movie simply so they can have some more dinosaur action scenes, like adapting the T-Rex raft river attack from the first book, which is the Rex's only scene in the film since it has no plot role (and isn't the one from JP1 this time, just a random other Rex).
>>215534332I want to use it, but I don't know for what
>>215534332>that man looks like he mustache me a question
>>215534350>Dinosaurs could be here
>>215534163Still better art than Jurassic Park Redemption.
>>215534532
>>215534532Isn't that the "somehow, ludlow survived" one
>>215534549Starring Peter Ludlow as Two-Face.
>>215534549Holy shit
>>215534532First movie adaptation had the best art
>>215534549interesting art style
>>215534549
>boats entire crew is mysteriously killed in a way that makes no senseIt’s weird that it happened twice right?
>>215530855God that game was so comfy. Especially when you unlock Site B and can just let all your dinos roam free while you take photos from your jeep. Did the Evolution games eventually get good? I wanted to like the first one but it was so damn frustrating to play, but then that might be my faukt for buying it on the Switch of all things.
>>215534332>Dr. Grant, I'm I.A.N.
>>215535731>Dr. Grant, I'm DNA
>>215535040I remember when the movie came out, fan theories were talking about plesiosaurs killing them.
>>215530389I'm sorry, I'm confused, you're upset about people dying from dinosaurs in a dinosaur action movie?
>>215536092
>>215535040>makes no sense we don't see it happening but there are dinos there, how does it make no sense
>>215535308Operation Genesis is still the best game. They captured the formula just right for that one. The music is the most comfy shit in all of existence. There are some good large mods for it I've heard of but never tried.
>>215528152>white guys would be the problem in an African barIt's insane how racist that scene is.
>>215535040>>215536184They're both still unolved, what happened hasn't even been hinted at. They hinted that the spinosaurus was released after 1997 to fuck up Sorna's ecosystem so the dinos there would die off in the Fallen Kingdom and Dominion launch stuff, but both boat massacres have never been touched upon in any material.
>>215537091Not white guys just one dipshit American boomer. Those guys exist and they make it the world's problem.
>>215537137It's fucking Mombasa. White guys don't exist there and would have already been robbed and killed. It's crazy how fucked up your cuck brain is.
>>215537290>It's crazy how fucked up your cuck brain is.Ironic.
>>215536092>You're a big strand
>>215531487Doesn’t fee like Jurassic park.
>>215531487which ps3 game is this?
>>215533053That brapper is jurassic-sized.
Jurassic Park is showing signs of not having anything else to milk it. The dinosaurs are now free on the planet, laboratory dinosaurs already done, trained dinosaurs already done...What else can they do?They will have to reboot it soon and make the story of the first movie again with dinosaurs in the park again.
>>215532078it's finally explained
>>215537627That's jurassic world and it's been trash since the first flick.I was hoping after Dominion they'd just agree to forget the JW flicks and then make a reboot series where the first entry would follow the book more closely than the original film, but then they just made a new and even worse flick soft rebooting the JW series.
>>215531487
>>215537749What is different in the book?
>>215537627Dinosaurs in space
>>215527908HOMESTUCK REFERENCE?
>>215528112>a lot more blood on that beech
>>215537812hammond is a bad guy and is eaten by a flock of compies, then they nuke the island
>>215537812A lot. Characters and details were changed, combined, swapped and cut.
>>215527522underrated
>>215532411Ew
So did they know they were landing on the Jurassic Park island or was it just a coincidence?
>>215528277He didn't say that
SHOOOOT HEEEEER
>>215537984>SHOOT HER! SHOOOOT HEEEER!>They should all be destroyed.Why didn't you listen to your own game warden?
>>215537889So it's darker and they make the movie less dark to appeal to teenagers to sell toys. Many such cases.
>>215537998Jurassic Park 1 is a great movie, it doesn't matter that it's a loose adaptation. The book is frankly better suited to a miniseries that can cover all of it.
>>215527401I don't get it.
>>215530337QRD?
>>215527401Who's got the Roland Tembo 4chan dialogue pic, it's funny.
>>215533762What Gameboy game is this?
>>215527908Where was that reflection even coming from?
>>215530611That little shotgun Roland was carrying wouldn't have done any damage to big ol' Trex.
>>215538581The vent grids. As for why it's projecting nucleobases, it's because it looks really cool and evokes the DNA theme of the film.
>>215538669That was an elephant gun, not a shotgun, two slugs to the neck would most certainly have done plenty of damage.
>>215527401This was easily the best JP movie and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.
>>215538690nah, but LW and JP3 were still kino
>>215531487Seriously what in Archeology lets you believe T rexes could swim? There is no way to find that out from just bones.
>>215538740Why wouldn't they be able to swim?
Hackberg deserves all the hate TLW gets. Leaving the ship crew's severed limbs left unexplained was beyond retard
>>215538776Why would they be able to swim? Swimming isn't a natural thing that all animals can somehow do. You don't look at an Elephant and think it can swim unless you have proof it somehow is capable of swimming. You're going to say a Brontosaurus can swim?
>>215538879You think a T-Rex and a Brontosaurus are the same physical shape and size?
>>215538906They're both giga huge why would they be able to swim? A T Rex doesn't even have arms. You're going to tell me an Ostrich can swim?
>>215538943you know what else are "giga huge"? whales
>>215538879T-Rex wouldn't even be the only theropod who could swim
>>215538950Yeah a marine animal that cannot exist on land can swim. That's where the similarities end. You are telling me a land animal of gargantuan size can swim? Why hasn't there been a single large land animal that is able to swim? Even ones with Therapod morphology like an Ostrich? My point is we have zero proof that these animals can swim and to assume they can without evidence is dumb and gay. You never saw any Dinosaurs swim in the original JP movies because they built moats to keep the dinosaurs from escaping. It's only new revisionist bullshit like Apple's Prehistoric Planet that feeds you the propaganda that they can not only swim but were fat fucks.
>>215530690Jeff Goldblum would've been perfect for this part
>>215537812>The lawyer Geranno is actually a good guy who cares about saving the kids, the evil bad guy is Hammond's PR agent who gets eaten alive by a juvenile T-Rex in the convoy ambush scene where it plays with its food as he dies in agony>The book is much clearer about what chaos theory is and why Ian Malcolm is being brought to the island as a mathematician>The reason the dinos start reproducing and nobody knows is that the park had a set upper limit for dinos confirmed via video surveillance systems, there is a great scene where Malcolm predicts this error and they remove the arbitrary upper limit and start seeing how many dinosaurs actually are living on the island.>Hammond is unambiguously the bad guy, even Nedry is sympathetic in comparison for how his boss treats him. Both get bad ends, Nedry's death is particularly scarier and more gruesome in the book>Grant and the kids journey from the convoy ambush to the visitor center is completely different, involving them being chased on a river by the T-Rex the whole time also being attacked by pterosaurs and almost dilophosaurs>Muldoon survives and there is a scene of him chugging scotch in a jeep while firing RPG-mounted tranq rounds at the T-Rex>Henry Wu is a good guy and gets eaten by raptors, all the plot holes in the film are addressed by his character in the book (why they even made predators, why they didn't make the dinos docile petting zoo animals etc)>there is a cut final act of them finding the raptor's nesting site in a sewer to confirm how many there actually are and trying to stop a ferry carrying raptors to the mainland so they can't reach it and reproduce
>>215538879Spinosaurus can swim.
>>215538800The guys on the ship were supposed to have been killed by raptors but they got cut out, probably for budget and/or time reasons
What is the argument to say that dinosaurs can only live in the ecuator zone? Because they don't like colder places?
>>215539284amazing post anon
>>215538690
>>215539470Earth was warmer when the dinosaurs lived
>>215537627>They will have to reboot it soon and make the story of the first movie again with dinosaurs in the park again.This would be the best option. It was the best movie after all.
>>215534574Why is Two Face in a Jurassic Park comic
>>215527986
>>215539573Wait, how they survived global warming?I thought raising temperature by few degrees would nuke the atmosphere and turn Earth into Venus.
>>215539470The reason is the movie required them to be back on an isolated island. That's it.
>>215530855>>215535308>>215537075Based Genesis enjoyers. I had no idea there was a PC version, I only had it on Xbox kek.
>>215539554kek what game is this?
>>215540006Jurassic World Evolution 3
>>215530717Raptors slaughtered the crew, then stole a lifeboat to escape and are currently pirates plaguing the open seas.
>>215539420that's my point,he should've gone with the whole thing or have dropped the dead shit crew altogether. No inbetween Really no excuse for having left the whole thing unexplained. Even having someone from the inspection crew from land when the ship arrived saying:>there was a dinosaur on the loose in the ship,we shot itwould've been better simple as that
>>215533435That's essentially all the World movies. A bunch of decent stand alone scenes poorly connected to each other.
>>215528310>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>215530389>Jurassic Park is a super serious "don't clone anything or else invasive species will eat you" movie>Lost World is an anti-zoo movie about an expedition being killed by a single eco-terrorist, and also there are dinosaurs>3 is about two of the worst planned vacations in historyThey all have their charms.
>>215529190she can't act
>>215538740If you know where to look on Seikilos epitaph you wouldn't be asking that question.
>>215540052The biggest problem I have with Evo is how bloodless it is. Not just in literally not showing any blood but in how predators don't eat their prey (unless they can swallow it whole). The Rex will run down and kill a hadrosaur and the just wander off.
>>215533433Most profs develope inappropriate relationships with their grad students but most never go further than sex
>>215535040they most likely got pecked to death by Pteranodons
>>215542074Blame the EU and PEGI.
>>215534341>just a random other Rex).It's not a random T-Rex, it's some other abomination from the lab, it's called something like Mega T-Rex.
>>215539284>>215537812don't forget they make it really fucking clear in the book that the animals are not real dinosaurs but mutants that are really sick and stink to fucking heaven.we got pristine looking raptors and dinosaurs in the movie whereas in the books they're slimy, stinky monsters that only resemble big reptiles since these are amalgamations of whatever they used in the lab to fill the DNA gaps. The dinosaurs are all on heavy medications and shiet just to keep them alive.
>>215527746Pleb taste, it's a kino adventure
>>215537812book has a big brother and a little sister instead of the reverse we got in the movie.
>>215529689I liked the book and the Biosyn plot was great especially with the t-rex
>>215537889>hammond is a bad guy and is eaten by a flock of compies, and he ran, he ran so far away... but couldn't get away.
>>215532411Triceratops my beloved
>>215537812>What is different in the book?Hammond is a caricature of the evil greedy business man who will fuck you over for profit and it's made abundantly clear that he did in fact spare MANY expenses.There's a passage where nedry reminisces how he got fucked by Hammond into this position where he would be ruined for life if he quit his job, while at the same time having the workload of several employees put on him over the years, yet still not making that much money.I don't know why Spielberg tried to make Hammond the heckin wholesome grandaddy in the movie when in the books he comes across like a comic book villain.Then again, he also converted Gennaro into his exact opposite and let Muldoon die.
Camilla Belle was hot af in her prime
>>215542460Not to mention Hammonds death.
>>215542380Yeah there is also a great foreshadowing of this with Hammond's baby elephant clone in the book.
>>215542460Spielberg is overrated.
>>215542460In the books Hammond is PT Barnum, in the movie he's Walt Disney. It's that simple. It's the difference between>my first clone was a miniature elephant that died painfullyand>muh flea circus
>>215534332Dr. Grant, I'm M.I.T.
>>215542543He looks like a ghost that snuck into a press photo as a joke. No one is looking at him or interacting with him physically the way they all are with each other. He's faded out like most of his color has been leeched away.
>>215528310Very excellent cutaway.
>>215537812the difference is the your mom invited all of the local BBCs back to your place
>>215528441When I saw this back in third grade, all I could think about how that could have been avoided if they had round doorknobs. Around that time, my classroom was a newer room that had exactly these style of doorknobs, and I would sit in class thinking, "Man, we'd be screwed if velociraptors were in this school, they could open this door."Also, I'd look out the window and imagine if the Delorean was outside and how cool it would be to time travel.
>>215529029He was moonlighting at Jurassic Park. His real work was with Dr Jiankui He.
>>215529190Oh, she made "it" big alright.
>>215530717>>215532078>>215540229Even back when I first watched the movie, I always assumed it was raptors that killed the crew after the boat was taking off, and then the raptors fucked off.
>>215530549Propaganda is supposed to be simple, anon.
>>215531487>see T-rex getting dangerously close to catching up to the boatOh, he could grab them any moment now, this is pretty scary.>T-rex starts swimming underwater, outspeeding the boat>gets in front of the boatOh okay, so now he just surfaces his head and opens his mouth and lets the lunch come to him.>flips the boat over, insuring everyone can survive and escapeGood, I like my T-rex acting like a Bond villain.
>>215534574>>215539670>Two-faced liarBRAVO, NOLAN!
>>215539765Heh heh heh
>>215542460>I don't know why SpielbergWhy da jew doin jew things?Truly a mystery.
>>215538671Saying that "DNA" is a theme of Jurassic Park is like saying guns are a theme in Die Hard. That's not a misplaced association... but at that point you're better off just not making associations
>>215539284>>Muldoon survives and there is a scene of him chugging scotch in a jeep while firing RPG-mounted tranq rounds at the T-RexHe also blows up a couple of raptors with actual rockets lol>>215537984In the book, he argues with Hammond because Hammond threw a fit when Muldoon even suggested that they stock lethal weapons (he requested a LAW missile launcher) and Hammond eventually caved and let him have the rocket launchers. He felt the animals were too expensive to replace. He also denied the vet Harding's request to kill a dilophosaurus so they could determine how/where they produced their venom.
>>215538145Man i wanna press those buttons so bad. Maybe even more than I want to try the Chillis and Seabass
>>215538669That was an elephant gun>>215538879Most animals can swim even if they dont like to. And yes you can absolutely look at an animals bones to conclude if it could swim. Do you think they have no way or know if a Mosasaur could swim?
>>215539010215543981Oh its just someone doing the paleo schzio bit. I dont know why I bothered to respond Why do people enjoy that schtick so much that it has to show up in any dinosaur adjacent thread on this website
>>215536233Acting like a pussy is the new version of 4chan edgynesyxpyjs.
>>215531487>let's shot on location and on film>change the entire environment to CGI in post-production anywayI wonder if that was a producer's decision and it pissed the director off
>>215529689I thought the 2nd book was fine. Buddy of mine did a 1 shot D20 modern session based off the camouflage carnotaurs. shit was so cash
>>215534112The problem is that they didn't make practical dinos for Rebirth because they rushed the entire production, so the CGI artists had no references to match the lighting to.
Am I going to get in trouble if I storytime some JP comics?
>>215544237Do it on /co/ and link to it.
Whose arm was this? The hunter guy? The lawyer? The guy from the beginning who opened the gate? Some random dude we didn't see before? I'm confusedt. youtube reactor
>>215544453Maybe it's foreshadowing the dino-human hybrids
>>215544453As a fellow youtube reactor, I'm more concerned about why Mr Hammond was being so cold to his fat son.
>>215544453If only it was more distinctive
>>215542396This.Also greenpeace (or rather Nick) is honestly an antagonist that got tons of people killed.
>>215544595>Hammond's son can control the storm>Hammond has the balls to be a bitch to his faceBased
>Screams at the camera>Cuts to a close up of Jeff GoldblumAlways makes me laugh.
>>215544663The man hired a guy whos literally an expert on a theory about Ellies skin. He doesnt give a fuck about anything
>>215543434To this day they've never revealed who the shoother was.
>>215544951It was the kid from the beginning
>>215533486No, it looks much worse
>>215542074yeah that's awful, not to mention that's also part of the trouble in the jw movies, they are just marvel quips and offscreen/cartoonish deaths, dinosaurs and gore should go hand to hand but no everything has to be grounded to a kids friendly marvel shit
>AHHHHHHH
>>215538669.600 nitro express would be plenty to bring down a t rex. Dinosaurs had bird-like bones, aka weaker than mammalian. Elephants have big thick and strong bones on top of thick hides. You need overpowered rifles to take them down. A T Rex you could honestly take down with a .308/7.62 NATO or fuddy aught six. Hell, two or more guys with 5.56 could bring a rex down if they magdump.
>>215531487Waoh, so much tension...
>>215538879Most animals can swim, anon. Generally speaking the only ones that struggle are non-waterfowl/aquatic birds and great apes.
>>215529123>what the fuck happened to the boat crew?Velociraptors
>>215529182>Uoohsaurus
>>215534335kek'd
do you think hammond ever shoved this thing up his or his clones' ass? nedry's ass? or a dinosaur's ass? any ass really?
>>215545914How do you think Lex learned to scream so good?
>>215534332Dr. Grant, I'm a fly.
>>215542321No it's just a random T-Rex. You're thinking of the D-Rex, that's a different creature. This is just a Rex they happen across while it's snoozing.
>>215543595I said theme, I should have said motif. It was late at night.
>>215546223>He works for the mercenary... The mosquito man...
>>215544453when I saw the film as a three or four year old, I thought she turned around and was frightened by the raptor's shadow
>>215539573But there is a lot of places in the ecuator with warm weather where they can live.
>>215546223>I'm saying I'm an insect who dreamed he was a rad dude, and loved it
>>215539879So they realized that dinosaurs living free on the planet was a dumb idea.
>>215544786It's so mean spirited, it's hilarious. Like the kid waking the parents and there's the Rex with the doghouse hanging from its mouth.
>>215546500I think the film says they're in various places around the equator now, not just that specific island, it's just a particularly large concentration of them, hence it's off-limits to people
>>215546397No really it's a bodybuilded T-rex with a different name, not the D-rex
>>215546526I don't know, it's a big planet, Dominion was dumb but the idea of them actually integrating fairly ok into the existing ecosystem after all was fine.
>>215542460>I don't know why Spielberg tried to make Hammond the heckin wholesome grandaddy in the movie when in the books he comes across like a comic book villain.Unironically because Spielberg felt sympathetic for Hammond's desire to create family friendly entertainment; he's basically rewritten as his own self-insert
>>215545390>Most animals can swim, anon. Generally speaking the only ones that struggle are non-waterfowl/aquatic birds and great apes.>... and great apes.You mean black people? Kek
>>215542460>>215539284the other aspect of Hammond they kind of gloss over in the film is that the park is a venture capital scam that's gone too far, the whole thing about his miniature elephant was that he exploited some grad students (Wu) to make him a tech demo, get investors and then run off with the money once the project flopped. Jurassic Park was basically run like Theranos which is why Geranno the lawyer has to come visit the island to do due diligence for Hammond's elite investors as its opening date kept getting delayed and delayed (due to raptors eating the construction workers).
>>215530389>A-are those dinosaurs killing and eating... le people?!>Oy vey I must call my rabbi!Nigger faggot
>>215546634>the idea of them actually integrating fairly ok into the existing ecosystem after all was fine.Explain me how the dinosaurs are going to integrate with other animals and are not going to eat them all. And then explain too how are you going to control the dinosaurs so they don't attack humans.
>>215546610It's just a Rex that's been tweaked to be a little more accurate physically to modern Rex recreations, the face and head, arm position, and proportions. Still has the open teeth rather than closed lips, but since it wasn't the JP1 Rex they could take the opportunity to tweak it a bit. The movie has some alterations like that but oddly it's less accurate with others than Dominion was, like the Quetzalcoatlus which takes more liberties for some reason.
>>215547890I don't know if you were aware of this but there are a lot of herbivore dinosaurs, and we in fact have a great deal of dangerous animals that would kill humans existing here on Earth right now.
>>215547890>Explain me how the dinosaurs are going to integrate with other animals and are not going to eat them allEasy. Dinosaurs eventually get full.>And then explain too how are you going to control the dinosaurs so they don't attack humans.Humans being forced to live differently would be a good plot for a movie.
>>215548276I'm talking about the predators off course. And even the herbivore ones would displace the other herbivore animals. The long neck dinosaurs would eat all the leafs and the giraffes wouldn't have anything left to eat. >Honey we can't go to the mountains today because there is those giant dinosaurs flying there and they can take some of them to their nests as food.
>>215539284The only bad thing about the book was that the older sister in the movie is actually like 6 years old and is obnoxious/useless.It was kinda funny that part of the reason book Hammond died was because they were playing with the comms system though.
>>215547890>how are we going to live with crocodiles and sharks and tigers, they'll eat everything
>>215548323There's not exactly a whole lot of the dinosaurs, they would be very small populations in a few areas. The predators are also hardly going to eat "everything", they only need to eat so much every day, they're outnumbered by modern animals by about a million to one. A few T-Rexes eating antelope is a drop in the bucket.
>>215548491Anon we can make all those animals extinct in a matter of months if we really tried. Dinosaurs in the JP movies can fuck up vehicles and buildings not to mention some of the smarter predators can learn how to open doors and hide from enemies wielding guns.
>>215548525So can elephants and hippos. Just stay the fuck out of their way. It's a big planet, and there will always be easier and larger prey for them than humans.
>>215548591>there will always beDo honestly think that some species don't go extinct due to another species being hyper invasive? You think only humans and natural disasters can extinct a species? Surely, you're not that stupid.
>>215548518They will reproduce and keep increasing their populations.>>215548491Good argument but still you can't compare those animals to giant flying dinosaurs, velociraptors or t.rexes.
>>215548591>Just stay the fuck out of their way. It's a big planetLet's say velociraptors and t rexes live in some african country and they start attacking villages there and eating hundreds of people. What would you think will happen? The humans there will get big guns and will exterminate them all.
>>215548786Sounds like it worked itself out then.
>>215548804That will happen all over the world where the dinosaurs live. They will eventually attack and kill humans and humans would kill them all because there is no way to keep them controlled, they are too strong, fast and smart.
>>215529689>Crichton shit out the Lost World novel in like a year after JPWhich was also Spielberg's doing.
>>215547533How the fuck did this bitch survive Africa?
>I try to make a Jurassic Park thread>nobody wants to talk about it and dies in 15 posts>some random anon makes a Jurassic Park thread>bump limit and I miss it
>>215548854>all humans
>>215549171Well why don't you try it now?
