Happy birthday big man.
Jiro Dreams of Sushi
It's fucking sushi. It's not that complicated
100 years old? Shit that means he's finally allowed to actually touch the rice and not just look at it from the corner of the kitchen.100 more years and he'll actually get to see some of the fish too.
*dunks it in onions sauce*
>>215527472what was he doing during WWII?
>>215527510I definitely prefer it to Jiro Nightmares of Assrape.
Jiro nightmares of ass rape
>>215527510Jiro Dreams of Pussy
oh please
500 dollars fish on rice served by a fallout 3 ghoulNo thanks
>>215527658*bussy
>>215527666>No thankslmao you have no idea how japs want to be left alone
>>215527472>100 years oldWhy does it take japs so long to learn how to cook the tamago?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm don't you love your food thoroughly seasoned with the shed skin flakes from the rapidly decaying hands of a centenarian? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM massage my fucking fish, Jiro. Season every bead of rice with your salty sweat.
>>215527769mmmm
>>215527809Stinks of vodka and anal AIDS around here.
Imagine being his oldest son and be forced to he his apprentice for the majority of your life
>>215527900That aspect of Japanese culture is so retarded. You can see it in the video game industry. When it was a new thing, only made even possible because of new emerging technology, young Japanese people could shine in the field. There's no decrepit elder to step on them and keep them down. Decades later and the Japanese have clearly stopped innovating. All of the new games coming out of Japan look dated or otherwise frozen in time, and there isn't a single young developer voice or face in the Japanese scene.
Does he still hate his son?
>>215527796Sushi’s badass
>>215527651Where did "Nightmares of Assrape" come from? I really hope someone wrote that in a review
>>215528432https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAH1nyBwzWE
>>215528175hasn't vidya in general kind of stagnated the past 2 decades? I don't think JP games are the only having problems
>>215528543sk, and especially china are thriving. meanwhile the only jap company that's still trying to keep up with the competition is capcom. japan is rapidly losing cultural influence, and as an old school otaku it's sad. shitty ass anime is all they have left.
>>215527472I hope Japan treasures him like we treasured Chef Boyardee.
>>215528175"innovation" in popular culture is to a large extent "downstream" or "reflective of" technological innovation, it has not only slowed down in japan but everywhere
Lol what a sheep.
>>215528845We?
No disrespect to honorabru Jiro-sama desu ka, but I wouldnt trust anything that was cooked and barehanded by old people. Old people tend to be smelly and carry a lot of bacteria, they tend to pee and poo themselves and don't wipe or wash hands all too well.
>>215528175spengler talked about this
>>215528792>sk, and especially china are thrivingOh god no, both of those countries almost exclusively produce gachashit and soulslikes, neither are innovating at all.Especially China, they are literally incapable of innovating.
>>215527900The younger son's shop sounded more comfy
>>215527472>charges 100 dollars for a piece of fish for every year he's been alive
>>215527629Never heard of onion sauce, but I've been dipping my sushi in ranch and never looked back
>>215529779pleb, the only condiment to ever have the honor of gracing my sushi is the holy mayonnaise ordained by god himself in heaven above
>>215530245more like gayonnaise
>>215528175makese sense since they peaked in the 90s hell most white countrys did as well
>>215530310you're brown
>>215530339UGH SHITTY SHITTY IN MY PANTS UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>215527651>>215527653my niggas
Doesn't look bad for 100
Sushi sucks so much. Total scam sold to baka gaijin retards when it's poverty ''food'' in Nippon. It's like if we started scamming nips by selling them 500 dollar hotdogs. Literally just a hotdog in a bun brushed with mayo and a pinch of salt. And don't you dare add ketchup or any garnish, it's precisely sauced with mayo. Don't like? Well you are just a pleb who can't taste the subtleties. Get out of my store.
