tfw no schizo gf editionPrevious: >>215509183
PREVIOUSLY:>Feyisola left the house devastating Teja and Zelah>Farida just got on with it really>Feiysola chose Teja to have her eyeballs, devastating Zelah even more>The housemates played three of a kind, won some eyeballs>But most importantly Elsa told the house she has sex with demons>That one time she felt something go down her throat in the middle of the night>She told the story of a demon "snapping in half">Says there's two demons and a spirit in the house>Jenny freaked the fuck out>Marcus instantly regretted getting wit hher. He just wanted a shag.TONIGHT:>The Mini Mart opens once more! And available for a limited time today is a phone call from home, and the ability to save and replace
Last night's live feed.
So far I'd rate this series a 4/10. Possible 3 or 5 depending on who wins
Ali comments on Elsa
>>215530236I still like it more than last year, I dunno why I just disliked last year and Ali just moping around taking everything serious and Hanah and shit.
>>215530243>WORDS WORDS WORDSLol the bitch is insane, just admit it.
>Yeah I see demons, doesn't everyone?Sanest mudshark.
>>215530298>When bitches see the BOGC
Corr! Luv me a lower back me
>>215530254Think one of the reasons this series is so shit is there's no definitive conflict, or any conflict at all really. We had the simmerings of Nancy and Jenny but Nancy is too vapid to make anything interesting happen out of that. We expected Farida vs Caroline but that never happened and doesn't seem likely. There's Caroline vs Richard I suppose but all it is is Caroline making digs at Richard over and over and him brushing them off. The biggest conflict was Feyisola and the barking thing but that got quickly swatted with Cameron being evicted 10 minutes after it aired. The series is just dull.
Based Emily for Prime Minister
Future tory PM there
>>215530243Absolute waffle
>Elsa: I don't know any politics>Emily: You don't need to knowLmao
Farida loving life
Filthy bitch sneezing in the hot tub
Woooooaaaaah, Mr Vegas
Imagine being a woman living life on easy mode and instead of popping out babies you let a literal tranny cuck you with some faggot. Fucking Elsa tier insanity.
>>215530380The public were idiots for getting rid of Cameron B when Wolfpack vs Slays was gonna be a thing. Once Cameron B went, Wolfpack died,.
>>215530415
just tuning in, qrd on the episode so far?
>>215530498Crap
Elsa truly is a bimbo..
Emily could convince Elsa to vote Reform by telling her that Nigel Farage is a demon.
>>215530504no one getting raped by demons then?
Jenny using her fat pig hands to scoop the candy out
>Getting in Farida's sneeze tub
>>215530243classic woke response>this tragic problem isn't actually a problem if you gloss over it with 'understanding'
>So I told Nigger to jump in the hot tub with his clothes on. He actually did it the absolute nigger!
>>215530596Its unironic schizo enabling
>>215530621Screaming
Love how Sam is firmly anti-Zelah and Tejah now.
Richard playing the fag hags like a fucking fiddle.
BASED RICHARD
Elsa tummy
>WatermelonThey should donate it to Feyisola.
>>215530706Nah he's a snake if Zelah and Teja started bitching to him about Caroline he'd agree
Kino belly shot there
>>215530754I could see her bra...
I've worked with a couple of sinister gays like Sam in the past.They literally cannot stop talking shit about everyone behind their back, it's in their nature.
>>215530706He spent the first 15 mins of this episode talking about how he wants Zelah's no-cock
god just realised it would be sam topping and the manly man taking it
Devilish Richard
I now remember last year when the house was on rations and Marcello smuggled a chicken kek
What a mong
>sam's gonna love that one in particulara hand job then
>>215530984Oh shit yeah the big chicken argument where he told off Sarah for snitching even though it was obvious
Tejah seething because Zelah didn't share his contraband jam with her
don't think i've spoken to my parents the whole time this series has been on
>No wine>No pizza>No eyesTOTAL TRANNY ANNIHILATION
Sam is pissing me off this episode
>this pitchmy fucking ear drums
Not understanding a fucking word
>>215530984>>215531024Lmao forgot about that, he was fucking FUMING when she kept mentioning it.>shut up>are you cooking a chicken?>shut up>how do you think you can get away with this? They can obviously see you>SHUT THE FUCK UP
>Piggy's mother talking shite about Nancy when that's what Piggy does 24/7
MAAAM MAMAMY MAH JREY EWRN R WHUT FUR?CYRARLON WUSH OOT FER DER CYRALRLUN JYANNY BYANNY
The amount of gambling ads on tv nowadays is absurd. Not normally a fan of the nanny state and banning shit but something needs to be done about them and by that I mean make them fucking illegal.
>>215531163Doesnt it become a gambling channel at 2am? Or do they not do that anymore?
>You belong in the army, goyim.
>>215531141I find these posts just as difficult to comprehend as her accent
>>215531183I think Channel 5 still does something like that. There was ITV Play but that hasn't been a thing in years.
>Emily tit pizza
Nancy is such a nasty little slag, needs a pint glass smashing in her face
No eyes and no pizza for you, you fat slag.
>Emily keeping Pizza in her tits
CORR BIT OF BOOB JIGGLE THERE
>>215531236Shouldn't you be shooting up a nursery so you can import more blacks and trans?
I fucking hate Caroline, she's one of those cunts who will wind people up and then as soon as somebody fires back at her she is like "I WOZ JUST JOKING M8"She's a pathetic childless hag, embarrassing really.
>>215531276What the fuck are you talking about? Freak
>>215531287Shes blatantly going through a midlife crisis too
Jennyfaggots keep moving. This is a Nancy general.
>>215531287I've worked with people like Caroline. Just out of touch boomers who think they're still in their 20s.
>>215531303She's one of those london scene tarts from the 90s she's just not stopped behaving like it
>Sam will never grab you and feed youfuck my shitty chud life
>>215531287Childless women should be euthanized.
Devil's Avocado
>>215531236Wouldn't mind her if she wasn't dull as dishwater. In a house full of boring housemates she somehow takes the cake
>>215531287That’s what makes me like Richard. He’s aged gracefully and has come to terms with it whereas she’s an immature bitch who refuses to accept being in her 50s and tragically hangs around with the fellow kids. Voting Richard every time he’s up.
Why they bitching about OG
>>215531325And then she acts like everyone else is wrong for not also being drunked up 50 year olds acting like its 1998.
>>215531349Probably why she hates Richard so much
>>215531353Caroline supposedly thinks he's a gossip
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET AWAY FROM OG
Sam is such a little gossipy bitch
>>215531163Always found it bizarre how gambling is so openly endorsed while everything else in this country is censored or condemned
>Dean>Donna PrestonThey really couldn't have gotten better ex-housemates.
>>215531413Caroline is the biggest gossip along side Sam.
>Chloe BurrowsOh shit the house guest is actually a hot babe. Shockingly based for Late & Live.
>>215531411It 100% is. She’s like a child trying to bully a “nerd”. Looking forward to her getting evicted eventually whenever she stops buying immunity like a coward.
>>215531442It harvests money from the plebs and gives it to the corporate sector, this country loves that shit
>tfw Caroline will use the Save and Replace to make herself immune AGAINFuck this shit. If ITV knows what they're doing they should be engineering Halloween so that she ends up getting the backdoor eviction.
>>215531411>>215531504She calls him "Old man" and he's only 4 years older than him.
>>215531527But Caroline is only 21
>>215531524I wish they'd stop fucking with the nominations. Just have an ordinary one for once.
How many episodes is this gross nigger bitch who looks like she has a dogshit on her head gonna be in the audience and you fucking ask her for her dumbarse opinions. She's basically an honourary panelist at this point.
>>215531524She's at the height of her power now is the perfect time to cast her down.
>InstagramNah, fuck that shit. They should've just stuck with the app.
>>215531661What's that?
>Nancy in a catsuit with cleavageOk, I will watch your live stream tonight.
>Dogshit head againOh my fucking god, stop it! Seriously, this shit should be banned.
>>215530243Not reading that
Oh of course the gyppo nonce is a Caroline arselicker
>Chloe's David Potts-tier legsGood morning, me dear!
>>215531883This cursed excuse for a meme is no match for the power of Bald Kerry.
I’m now significantly more angry knowing there’s 2 more Caroline style old bags from that family tree resulting in 3 Caroline’s sharing the air that I breath. Fuck you late and live
>>215531966Boomer women belong in concentration camps.
>>215531966I've met many Carolines in my life and hated them all, maybe thats why I don't like Caroline. Especially after they've had two or so Gin and tonics.
Jenny's mum is your typical self-deluded old cow who enables her daughter's atrocious behaviour cuz me heckin princesserino can do no wrong, just like Lily's mum (sorry Lilyfags).
I forgot that Richard has good relations with the Neimoidians.
>Pizza hasn't been this controversial since Prince Andrew went to WokingI forget how based Will can be when he doesn't have AJ up his arse.
Surprisingly based drag demon backing Richard over Caroline.
Wow even dogshit head is based on this one. Just goes to show that some things can bring people together, like mutual hatred of boomer cuntoids.
>Will giving the mic to dogshit head for the 4th fucking time this episode aloneOkay now this is just ridiculous. Just put her in the Celeb Big Brother house at this rate.
>HE DIDN'T SET A BOUNDARYRichard's point was that it was hypocritical for Feyisola to take the Lord's name in vain when she spazzes out over literally nothing, you stupid audience chav.
>>215530044fucks sake forgot again. gonna try to catch up last night and tonight before tomorrow's ep
Just want to be reincarnated as Nancy's seat.
>*incoherent spastic babble intensifies*Elsa and Marcus are as retarded as each other.
Lol Farida sleeping in the background
For me, it's throwing peanuts in Nancy's cleavage.
>>215532811Tomorrow is nominations too so make it for then and you gotta catch up on the Elsa shit
>We wuz telephone inventors signor
>Nancy twerking in that catsuitPhwoar...