The size of a tangerine
>>215530576Oi was once haunted by me dead partnah, thought 'e wuz an undercooked potato the soize of a tangerine.
>>215530576once I had the tangerines, I was able to be in the burma army. I knew it was the world who burned.
>>215530576Some people just want to watch the christmas spirit burn
WHY DO WE FALL MR. CRATCHET?
>mfw the poor
MORE GRAVY THAN THE GRAVE! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
a tangerine the soize of tangerine
"Almost" carries no weight, especially in matters of the tangerine.
One day I saw a child named Tiny Tim playing with a potato the size of a tangerine
>>215530576>Mr Cratchet...a trick has three parts-
Then they should do it, and decrease the surplus tangerines!
>>215530576My Cocaine?
>>215530576What would Scrooge do if he saw a ruby the size of a tangerine?
>>215530576The size of a margarine
>>215531599Sell it
I saw a pancake, the size of a tambourine.
Holidays aren't complicated, Mr Scrooge. Just have to figure out how much pay I get docked.
>>215531969>worked in an office in the 1800s and not some grueling factory or digging ditcheshe had it good man