The Day After Tomorrow

>>215531741
The Fifth Wave

>>215531741
I went to see 2012 and it remains my worst movie

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$180 million minimum for this

>>215531741

John Carter of Mars shat upon my dreams

Jurassic World and Transformers 2. Both were physically painful to watch. I stopped letting my friends talk me into seeing shit films, mostly..

>>215531741
That Cartman meme could just as easily have been 'Put The Rock in it and make it lame'.

>>215532492
i love that movie

>>215531741
I don't see what's so bad about this one. It's just a painfully average adventure movie.

>>215532278
This is a better contender. I went into this thinking the hate had to be exaggerated, but no. This was just an absolute fucking mess.

The Spirit. Holy shit it was awful.

>what I expected: Sin City meets Batman
>what I got: Frank Miller on cocaine

>>215531741
>I was actually excited for this movie because I was hyperfixated on both The Rock and Emily Blunt.
Thank god it got delayed because of covid and I finally came to my senses.

>>215531741
>Turn the Jungle Cruise ride into a movie
>Pick the Amazon as a setting when the ride is mostly focused on Africa and India, so the headhunter tribe and a girl version of Trader Sam ends up being your main link to the ride
>Get rid of the natives and Trader Sam from the ride just in time for the movie's opening

Haven't seen a move like this since they put out a Country Bear Jamboree movie about trying to save the Country Bear Theater from being torn down right after they closed the Disneyland version for Winnie the Pooh

>>215532278
wew lad

The Last Jedi
I never saw rise of skywalker

Ive seen so many bad AAA movies irs hard to pick one.

Of those I actually paid for tickets, Pearl Harbor, Transforners 2 and 4 are top contenders. But so is stuff like Batman & Robin, Gamer and Quantum of Solace.

Not just bad movies or movies that let md down. These are all highly reprehensible for specific reasons.

>>215532605
I think this is the answer, Transformers movies are aggressively unpleasant to watch. And they are not as much of a kid's movie as Jungle Cruise. I think. I don't really know what the fuck happens in Jungle Cruise and I have no idea how they spent 200 million making it.
Maybe all movies just cost 200 million now??
Most of these movies are more remarkable for the dough they spent than how bad they are. John Carter isn't something people have been making fun of for 10 years because there was a legendary bad scene or something

Battleship

Saw it in theatres when I was 15 and walked halfway out because I was so fucking bored

>>215533928
agreed it was an incredible piece of shit
sources say 60 million in 2008. Not small, not huge.

>>215531741
The Last Jedi

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>>215531741
We watched this in high school as part of a 'good behaviour day' (only if you had no detentions or other run-ins with the principal) along with laser tag and water slides. I remember being shocked at how bad the script was. 361m box office on a 60 million budget, which was pretty big back in 2007. The laser tag was awesome though.

>>215534979
>High school
>Chipmunks
>Laser tags
>waterslide
>good behavior day
Did you go to a school for retards?

>>215535119
"High school" in Aus means years 7-12, there's no concept of middle school. I was 11 years old at the time.

>>215531741
The Last Airbender

>>215534412
Yeah this one was baffling
>>215531741
I saw the Marvels recently and that was pretty bad, pretty much all of the transformers movies are terrible, but in a way that I find genuinely compelling so I actually like them. 28 Weeks Later is one of the biggest recent disappointments for me, I really liked the first and I thought the second was incredibly lame. I saw Titanic recently and thought that was pretty bad too, in a really also lame way, felt like the distillation of spielberg style corny shmaltz.
>>215532605
Forgot about Jurassic World, saw the first two and they were both awful, BDH is hot tho

>>215531741
Is Dewayne Johnson nigger?
1. He look like nigger
2. He sometime talk like nigger
3. His kids look niglet.
4. His dad nigger.
...
...
He is nigger!

>>215531741
A tie between Terminator Genysis and Transformers Rise of the Beasts.

>>215531741
My favorite part is the ending where its implied they both settled down together as a couple, as if during that time a lilly white blonde woman taking up with a "colored man" wouldn't be the talk of the town. Both of them would probably be arrested.

>>215533928
It breaks my mind to know the man who made that abomination flick also wrote Dark Knight Returns.

>>215532492
virginia made me cry laughing

>>215531741
When watching Last Jedi and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom I remember feeling stupefied that these movies made it to the screen like that being so aggressively awful with so much money spent on them and so many people involved. I just kept wondering how someone didn't step in and stop it.

>>215534292
>Maybe all movies just cost 200 million now??
The original Jurassic Park cost the equivalent of $125 million to make. These movies DO NOT need to cost $200 million or more to make if the people making them aren't inept, incompetent or corrupt.

I'm pretty sure I saw Battleship once, but my brain has decided to not remember a single thing about it

>>215538045
>so many people involved. I just kept wondering how someone didn't step in and stop it.
The curse of the committee approach. It will spend infinite money and turn out a bunch of garbage no one wants, and there is nobody who can step it and put their foot down.

>>215531741
>MIB International (awful blocking in most scenes, terrible editing, none of the jokes land, was clearly the result of multiple rewrites AND reshoots)
>Morbius (also another product of aggressive reshoots, horrific dialogue, terrible choreography, Leto cannot just let go and be present in a scene he is visibly 'acting' and fretting over how to enunciate words and where to look the entire time)
Madame Web is up there but its awfulness is dulled somewhat by all the nice looking women in it. Now that I think of it, all these movies have something in common...I think it rhymes with 'Tony'?

>>215532492
I don’t get why this movie is hated. It’s a dumb fun sci-fi. Dotar Sojat!

>>215534292
Recycling the Pirates of the Caribbean "Cursed pirate crew with magic powers" gimmick with Conquistadores that have fused with parts of the jungle and Hollywood's whole "Replace all the animals with CGI ones" thing that has killed the careers of animal trainers.

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behold!

>>215538112
I firmly believe Disney just inflates the numbers for tax write-offs. There is just no way this film cost 200M unless half that money went to the Rock and Blunt.

>green hornet
>green lantern
>Holmes and Watson
>the recent-ish Mel Gibson movie with him and Vince vaughn
>the revenant
>the silent hill movies
>every resident evil movie after the first 2
>mad Max furiosa
All of these movies were INSULTINGLY bad, and had decent-to-large Hollywood budgets

Deadpool & Wolverine

>>215531741
Watchmen was God fucking awful

>>215531741
Batman vs Superman
I actually got scared when the Flash (looking nothing like the Flash) showed up after the knightmare sequence, because for a minute I thought I was tripping and completely forgot that I took something

Cthulu (2007)

Went to see Lovecraftian horror, got virtually none of that and a really mediocre gay romance instead. Perhaps not the worst film I've ever seen from a technical or narrative perspective, but absolutely the most disappointed I have ever been in a theater.

both the Rebel Moon movies were vomit inducing

Avatar was visually stunning but the story and majority of acting was shit

>>215532492
I think you shat upon your own dreams it you thought Disney was going to make a Deja Thoris dressed with little golden nipple covers and chains

>>215532492
Yeah, no sequel. Fuck Disney

>>215539035
>Cthulu (2007)
>Worst big budget movie you've ever seen
Huh?

>Screenwriter Grant Cogswell explained that he and Gildark chose to exploit the metaphor for the horror faced by a gay person returning for a relative's funeral and having to face the horrors of small-town life

Was it personal to you there anon

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>>215531741
I literally cried

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Only choosing from shit I actually saw in the theater. Honorable mention, for something less low hanging on the fruit tree, Dune Part Two.

>>215531741
Ridley Scott's Napoleon. Hard to believe that this is the same guy who made The Duellists.

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Recently started going back and watching big name franchises I had little to no exposure to. I started with Harry Potter and Christ on a crutch, I thought it couldn't get worse than that faggot shit, but then I moved onto Pirates and pic related was a new low.

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>>215540220
what were they thinking? the first two were decent

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>>215540271
Napoleon made me kek hard. It was a dumb as shit movie, but the execution of Marie Antionette and Joaquin hamming it up as a sex-crazed Bonaparte was the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. Fuck that new Naked Gun movie, Napoleon is the best comedy of the decade so far.
That tracking shot of him doing the Joker run? Holy shit my sides.

Independence Day 2. Any MCU movie after Infinity War.

>>215538510
Not bad, just mediocre. Still one of the biggest b.o. flops of all time

>>215540290
>Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
>>Ant-Man and the Wasp are supporting characters at best and almost entirely unnecessary to the plot
>>The movie is actually about another teenage surfboard tech genius and the eternal cuckening of Michael Douglas

>>215538510
the dialogue in this is some of the worst ever written

>>215532278
The movie was good until they decided to shoehorn in the forced romance

Waterworld

>>215534979
>Good behaviour day
We used to get Happy Gilmore and 10 Things I Hate About You

>>215531741
>film based off a disney ride
why?

>>215533928
>>215534319
>>215537952
>post 9/11 miller
for whatever reason 9/11 broke his mind

>>215540502
Waterkino

The last Indy Jones

>>215538510
They cancelled a Paul Verhoeven Crusade movie with Scwarzenegger to make this

>>215531741
This movie was great and reminded my of classic disney. Youre a fag.

>>215540620
>Youre
Retarded zoomer

>>215531741
Hulk (2003)

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>>215531741
BvS

>>215532278
Contender.

>>215531741
Matrix resurrections

>>215532278
Holy fuck this was so bad. Probably not the worst I've ever seen but it's up there.

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Phantom Menace

>>215535450
I went to hs in Aus and I've never heard of "good behaviour day"
The other anon is right you either went to a retard school or were part of the sped class

>>215541489
Bump

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almost couldn't finished it

>>215532492
It was fine just couldn't decide if it was a kids movie or not

Megalopolis

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$374 million budget.

At my local theater they decided to supersede Battleship movie with a thrilling game of youngsters playing the board game Battleship

>>215538488
>I firmly believe Disney just inflates the numbers for tax write-offs.
You want to know the funny thing, the numbers they give for public, are not the real ones either. Forbes recently did an article on how much Rise of Skywalker cost to make and it was near 600 million dollars. We know these figures because Disney has to file them to get tax refund in UK, where they filmed a lot of the film.

>>215534140
>>215534378
>>215534412
Reminder the HAL9000 fanedits slightly redeem this shitty movie

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>>215532278
Smoothbrain take

I don't think anything will ever top this slop. Sanctimonious, self-important, filled with half-rendered CGI goop with the colour palette of literal, actual shit.

>The Last Airbender
>Green Lantern
>Battleship
>GI Joe Retaliation
>The Amazing Spider-Man 2
>Jurassic World
>Terminator Genesis
>Spectre
>The Force Awakens
>X-Men Apocalypse
>Suicide Squad
>Independence Day 2
>Geostorm
>The Mummy (2017)
>Justice League
>The Last Jedi
>Alien Covenant
>Pacific Rim Uprising
>Ready Player One
>The Predator
>Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom
>Terminator Dark Fate
>Black Widow
>No Time To Die
>Doctor Strange 2
>Moonfall
>Morbius
>Jurassic World Dominion
>Transformers Rise of the Beasts
>Napoleon
>Joker 2
>Gladiator 2
>Jurassic World Rebirth

>>215532278
this film is the most mid 2010s ever.

There was an Independence Day 2?

Jungle Cruise ain't bad, it was definitely better than the latest Indiana Jones

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>>215546731
>>GI Joe Retaliation
Man fuck you. It was a massive improvement over Rise and damn good.

My family took me to see the last jedi and episode 9 in theaters and I still remember it.

It was staggering how fucking bad those movies were

>>215546731
>>Black Widow
>>Doctor Strange 2
Have you seen Thor 4?
These are God tier masterpieces in comparison.
Seriously wtf is so bad about them?
Putting them on the same list as Genesis, Dark Fate & The Pred is deranged.

>>215546881
Tell me all the things you liked about Black Widow

Dont be afraid to get really detailed.

>>215531741
Going to have to go with The Last Jedi as well. What in the absolute fuck was that. 8 was shit but weirdly interesting shit, in wanting to know where they'd go from it, and 9 made it go absolutely nowhere.

>>215546491
I die of cringe whenever I remember the FLuttewacken or whatever it was
At least Anne Hathaway was fappable.

>>215547419
C'mon fellow kids! Its the new craze!

>>215531741
Guardians of the Galaxy 3

>>215532278
Watchowskis directed this?

>>215531741
I didn't make it past the girlboss intro I turned the shit off. she almost killed innocent men and it was all displayed as a good thing.

>>215546881
I skipped it. The trailers looked awful and I gave up on Marvel after Doctor Strange 2.
>>215546821
Rise of Cobra was shit but I have nostalgia for it, Retaliation was probably better but I just didn't care for it and I wanted a refund from das kino.

>>215542749
This was so fucking terrible that it made me read the book, because I believed it couldn't possibly be as bad as the movie. Turns out I was right; it's even worse.

>>215547991
Its even worse? How?

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>>215547487
It was a toss up between GotG 3 and pixel for me.

>>215548027
*picrel

>>215531741
batman vs suparman dawn of justice

>>215548053
You know you can delete posts right?

guardians of the galaxy 2. turned it off after an hour.>>215548027

>>215548022
It has many flaws it shares with the movie, such as the poor handling of the VR world and over reliance on pop culture references. What makes the book particularly bad is the middle school level prose, and the dialogue that could only have been written by someone who has never actually spoken to a human being.
The main character has no personality either.

Genuinely awful, even by YA standards.

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>>215535119
>>215541489
I didn't go to school in Australia but for us "HS" also means years 7-12 and we had a fun every year. That meant having one area designated as a movie theatre and others for games, laser tag, dunk tanks, snacks, etc. I had friends in other schools who had the same thing and their schools even allowed them to invite kids who didn't even go there. Maybe you guys just went to boring schools.

>>215540538
Because PotC was huge

>>215531741
I thought it was a fun movie

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>>215547253
Not anon, but I enjoyed that it was shameless familia-slop. The film is no masterpiece, but it ranks pretty highly compared to the rest of the MCU post-Endgame.

I also watch for he.

>>215548088
Your loss the last 3rd was fucking fantastic.

>>215549081
>but it ranks pretty highly compared to the rest of the MCU post-Endgame.
You're comparing shit to shit.

Transformers, I always fell asleep in the theater

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>>215532492
Jimmy Carter from Mars and Forgettoland flopping cancels the TR3N. Pixar directors can't into live action.
>pic related this is what they took from you

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>>215535644
for some stupid reason (maybe i am stupid) i like this.