What do you wanna see in a Baldur's Gate movie?
>>215533104I love this monke.Every time I see her I break out into a big goofy smile.
sweaty dark elf cleavage.
>>215533226she's not a monkey!>>215533299they're called drows actually
>>215533104>Baldur's Gate moviewhich game is it based on?
Cute Soph origin story.
>>2155333653 of course>>215533461she smol!
>>215533598If they do a BG3 movie, the only way it could go wrong is if they pussy out and don't have The Dark Urge as the main character
Ah surrve duh Flaymin Feyist!
>>215533598for me, its Lae'zel
>>215533598They would just turn everyone black. Even the frog.
Just do another Dungeons and Dragons movie retard this autismo shit where everything has to be smeared into everything else is an id-driven reflection of the fact that you eat huge amounts of hyper-processed food paste.The 2023 movie is fine even though it's set in Forgotten Realms, as long as they don't actually tie it to the actual lore and keep doing cast-driven action comedy they will be fine.Baldur's Gate was written by sweaty autistic nerds and it rattles on and on and there's gods about to destroy the world and shit. It's fun trash that works great in video games. It should stay there.Also Sophia Lills was a complete flatline in this movie, she was given nothing to do except transform into CGI critters except open her eyes real wide and drop dialog in a flat affect and she did an OK job.
>>215533598For me it's Minty
Me
>>215533598>>215533770For me, it's Minthara. I would court and impregnate my future wife and queen Minthara, seeding her fertile dommy-Drowussy with quintuplets. Quintuplets of which only one will survive. I will feverishly and sloppily make out with her while she enjoys hours of euphoria during her final, ultimate CHAD-ZAK as my little CHAD-from my balls-ZAK future heir slaughters his (or her?) siblings within my beautiful Drowess lover's womb for UNLIMITED POOOOWWEERRRR. She will be gushing wet with arousal fluid down below as my tongue wriggles like a tadpool inside her wet warm mouth, her body perpetually quivering and seizing with pleasure. It will be all she can do to resist accidentally biting off my tongue... (or consciously deciding to bite off my tongue and flood her throat and stomach with my warm blood in one final act as my lover, to feed our heir) as it is plundering the depths of her facehole for her bittersweet drow-ool with desperate thirst... All while she experiences the equivalent of 100 earth shattering full body orgasms... Washing over her at once in a final crescendo as the ferocious fetal fratricide within her fertile fuck-furnace of a womb climaxes in its brutality! Ensuring the perfect product and progeny of our unfaltering love is nothing short of a living God, both the Lightning and the Sun! >>215533104Chad'zak.
>>215533299>canonical cuckquean
>>215533724thank you =(ensloppification
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>>215533104I wanna see her bald gate
>>215533104>What do you wanna see in a Baldur's Gate movie?Lets see. In no particular order...>Straight white people in all fields>Women are for eye candy>Men are for solving problems competently>No faggotry of any kind>No browns of any kind>Not even a single belt of gender swap joke>Any B movie plot in the last 50 years with a vague fantasy bent and some of the words changed to represent the Baldur's Gate universeIt'd be better than whatever they're actually going to make.
>>215535495>baldur's gate movie>without the lovely Edwina
>>215535318How hot would it have been if her leggings matched the style of her sleaves and vest.
>>215535495imagine thinking like this unironically
