Why isn’t this praised more here?
>>215533117Maybe people were expecting more from it, turns out most of the movie takes places in some boring plain desolate island
>>215533117Turns out all the white supremacists on this site really want is an all white MCU movie
>>215533117It was pretty good but not great
i mean i loved it
I only watched for nude Anya
>>215533117it was solid but too simple of a movie, not much to talk about
>AAAAAHHH I"M NORTHING
>>215533117Never saw it. Optimistically, it looked like an 8 at best. Is most likely a 6 or maybe a 7/10. Just never got around to it. I liked The Lighthouse and The Witch, though.
White people were such savages before the shining light of Christianity civilized themChrist is King
>>215533282yeah pretty muchit's entertaining and well made but it's about as deep as a puddle. the kind of movie you watch and move on. there's nothing wring with that, those movies have their place, but yeah.
>>215533322Yeah, that's worked out oh so well, hasn't it? That whole turn the other cheek, weakness is strength slave religion mindset brought use to the utopia we live in today.
>>215533513Shalom
Test
>>215533521Isn't that how you greet your messiah, too?
>>215533540How's the weather in Tel Aviv, Chaim?
>>215533117It was ok. Needed more Dafoe and less bog monster Kidman.
>>215533548Wouldn't you like to know. Paganism is pure White culture, unblemished by Jew influence. Now seethe about it.
>>215533548Ask Jesus
turns out aping the lion king makes for a dull story.
>>215533513
>>215533117I hate niggers and other BIPOCs as much as any other sane and rational human being on this Earth, but I could not get into this movie. It was so fucking boring.
too many roided bodybuilder types, looked ridiculousvikings tv show was trash but had much better casting in terms of physiques and builds
Too Shakespearean for the larping heathen norms. That being said, i love flicks where the main char knows he dies and still fulfills his duty.
>>215533513When Whites were the most Christian we ruled the world. Now that Whites are giving up on religion we are doomed to be swallowed up by brownoids.Just 100 years ago we were 25% of the world population and basically owned all the wealth. Now a few generations of letting go of Christ, we are set to lose everything.
Because /tv/ is a Christian board, not a gay Norsenigger board
It was kino. I saw it at the cinema. I did my part.
>>215533624Fat cunt
>>215533682There are more White people now than there were 100 years ago. It's just that there are way, WAY more browns than there were 100 years ago, largely thanks to these Protestant Christian values leading Whites to artificially prop up third world countries that wouldn't be able to survive on their own.
>>215533828im probably both leaner and stronger than you. roidtrannies are out of place in historical epics just like glowing veneers and botox.faggot
>>215533836Anyone who thinks Christianity civilised Europe is a fucking retard who doesn't deserve your attention
>>215533117>Why isn’t this praised more here?/tv/ are a bunch of plebs and the last half hour was a bit.....off. LAst movie i saw befoee the lockdowns was the lighthouse. first movie i saw after the lockdowns was the northman. I loved them both.
>>215533855There were no roid physiques in that film and the fact that you write >leaner and strongerMakes me think you're a scrawny twat who lifts boxes for a living and believes it makes his physique 'functional'
>>215533117I'm assuming that it is thinly veiled anti-white propaganda masquerading as white empowerment.
>>215533836The White population of the USA has numerically DECLINED from the last census data. We are not slowly growing in comparison to brownoids, we are dying out. This trend will be observed in all Western countries soon.
>>215533322>dude's never tribe'd up with his White bros and done jungle shit
>>215533933Again, would not happen in a Pagan White society. Never would've let outsiders in to begin with. These are Christian "values" at work. Good goyim.
>>215533117>Why isn’t this praised more here?Because its Hamlet, and /tv/ is too dumb for the classic.
>>215533987Christianity started 2000 years ago. Your parents gave up Christianity and so did their parents. These modern day problems are the result of us losing our blessings from the Lord because we turned our backs on Him.
>>215533923you are a delusional, weak faggot. also i forgot to mention, the action also sucked. the roidtrannies were so stiff and unathletic, what a joke. i'd call the choreo bad but who knows, maybe they had to make it that lame to accommodate the unathletic bodybuilders they hired.
>>215533117viking fatigue imo. it's the white version of wuz kangz and shit. annoying.
>>215533117its a incredible adaptation of blending norse myth and history with incredible visual effects as part of storytelling and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH of a small farm in the middle of nowhere
>>215534117>germanics have been exploring far away lands (relatively speaking), opening up trade routes, trading foreigners for exotic goods, and waging wars of conquest and glory for all of their recorded history>someone makes a movie about this>"wtf this is just like when black supremacists say that all the egyptian pharaohs were black bantus"uh actually no its nothing like that
catching that spear and throwing it back was some anime bullshit
>>215534117it'd be great if they didnt constantly try to turn them into native american noble savage analogues. it's fucking absurd. also enough with the fucking throat singing.
>>215534056Preach
>>215534199that's not what we're talking about retard. we're talking about bob the cold storage warehouse manager who is 1/8th swedish getting a "viking compass" tattoo and talking about "his roots" while watching viking themed historical capeshit.
>>215534259it's still nothing like that. Vikings weren't spartan elite supersoldiers with a 1,000,000:1 K/D ratio. They were literally just bros who hopped on a boat and sailed around looking for treasure and adventure. They're cool because they appeal to everyone's innate desire for freedom and novelty. It's not gay "my ancestors are better than your ancestors" shit that blacks and chinese engage in like you seem to think. Bob the cold storage warehouse manager is obsessed with vikings because he wishes he could be with his bros traveling the world and beating his opponents into submission.
>>215534199That's a real we wuz way to say that you destroyed the Roman Empire and nigged around Eurasia for a couple centuries before being civilized by the church.
>>215534352>Vikings weren't spartan elite supersoldiers with a 1,000,000:1 K/D ratioYou can say that again literally every famous raid the Vikings did was them losing horribly to an actual army or just slaughtering some unexpecting monks or peasants
>>215534352see, perfect example of retarded vikingaboo faggotry. >le vikings were just frens on adventure!kys, 10 years ago you were probably watching my little pony.
>>215534354>being civilized means that you can't do fun stuff and instead have to be a tax vessel for a supreme monarch who doesn't care if you live or die (he is appointed by the god of israel to rule some random principality in northern germany because an italian pedophile with a stupid hat said so)sounds like shit
>>215533320I know I dont know anything about you, but I have judged you to be gigantic faggot, maybe a colossal faggot, but most definitely an unbearable faggot
>>215533117>>215533273Because the Northman was ahistorical subversive GARBAGE. I got 15 minutes into this film and it was looking pretty based and redpilled and then ^^^Anya Taylor-Joy^^^ showed up. So now we have to take a historically accurate film set in Scandinavia in the Eighth Century AD on Earth and cram an ayylmao actress into it in the name of “diversity” >inb4 some onions boy is like “weeell ACKSHUALLY there were ayylmao minority populations living in Scandinavia back then, look at this article from ^^^Barbra Xorlon-Stygggaszzzt^^^ from the history department at ^^^University of New Mexico, Roswell^^^”I don’t care. One blurry UFO in one Viking woodcut doesn’t mean we have to take work away from human actresses and give it to ayys. This is human erasure.
>>215534408Well no, it's because that's how you get your Free Gift of Eternal Life™
>>215534408>fun stuffI mean you're right about the nobility thing but you have an absolute vikaboo idea of how these people operated.
>>215533322>White people were such savages before the false light of the jewish deceiver>k-kike is kingFuck off and pick up a fucking history book, retarded evangelicuck.
Because it was a boring retread of Conan but with none of what made it good
>>215534390>>le vikings were just frens on adventure!They literally were. I don't remember the chapter, but I remember there being a section in Egilssaga Skallagrimson which is just about Vikings sailing around and trading with the nomadic Lapps (Finns) up north.A lot of their adventures included raping, pillaging, and enslaving people but that's pretty par for the course, historically speaking.
>>215533117nicole kidman looked bogged af
>>215534475>I don't remember the chapterI found it, it's chapter 10>In the winter Thorolf took his way up to the fells with a large force of not less than ninety men, whereas before it had been the wont of the king's stewards to have thirty men, and sometimes fewer. He took with him plenty of wares for trading. At once he appointed a meeting with the Finns, took of them the tribute, and held a fair with them. All was managed with goodwill and friendship, though not without fear on the Finns' side. Far and wide about Finmark did he travel; but when he reached the fells eastward, he heard that the Kylfings were come from the east, and were there for trading with the Finns, but in some places for plunder also. Thorolf set Finns to spy out the movements of the Kylfings, and he followed after to search for them, and came upon thirty men in one den, all of whom he slew, letting none escape. Afterwards he found together fifteen or twenty. In all they slew near upon a hundred, and took immense booty, and returned in the spring after doing this.>Thorolf then went to his estates at Sandness, and remained there through the spring. He had a long-ship built, large, and with a dragon's head, fitted out in the best style; this he took with him from the north. Thorolf gathered great stores of what there was in Halogaland, employing his men after the herrings and in other fishing; seal-hunting there was too in abundance, and egg-gathering, and all such provision he had brought to him. Never had he fewer freedmen about his home than a hundred; he was open-handed and liberal, and readily made friends with the great, and with all that were near him. A mighty man he became, and he bestowed much care on his ships, equipment, and weapons.
>>215533117Because it's shit and Eggers is a shit director.
>>215533117Wonky tone that ruins the movie and it's not memorable.
>>215533322Jesus Christ, our divine lord and savior
>>215534438>blurry woodcutLow IQ post.
>>215534475>>215534580Egil and his family are the Norse equivalent of landed aristocracy. Everything they do must be viewed in that context. This isn't "bros on adventure." Vikings were organized merchants, raiders, mercenaries, colonists. They required logistical support, capital investment, shipbuilding, skilled artisans, etc. They weren't robin hood and his merry men on boats you fucking retard.
>>215534468Ironically Christianity saved Rome from falling apart for another hundred years
>>215534857people back then loved putting stuff on sticks and carrying it around. we should bring that back
>>215533117It is, it’s verified kino. But Hamlet is an old story that everyone knows so there isn’t much to talk about since it was released and made troons seethe.
>>215533618Tell the class how that conversion happened. You won’t because the story is incredibly jewish.
>>215534793from chapter 5 of Hervararssaga ok Heithreks>Then she got ready to leave alone with the gear and weapons of a man and made her way to where some vikings were and sailed with them for a while and called herself Hervard.>A little later, the captain died and this ‘Hervard’ took command of the crew. And when they came to the island of Samsey, ‘Hervard’ told them to stop there so he could go up onto the island and said there’d be a good chance of treasure in the mound.Viking is a catchall for dudes sailing around and doing shit. There were some groups that kind of looked like something approaching an organized militia, and then you have Princess Hervor just fucking hanging out with some vikings and raiding haunted tombs off the coast of Denmark.
>>215533663>he doesn’t know that hamlet is based on old danish mythsOh dear
>>215534870well a couple of boys tried that, apparently it was a hate crime or some gay bullshit I don’t know.
It was an OK movie.
>>215533682And what caused the fall of the white empires? Oh yeah, christcuckery.>>215534613>table talkTerrible sauce
>>215534220It’s a common feat in mythical viking stories. It’s ok, you’re a shitskin and don’t like white kino. It’s not made for you, no need to get upset over it.
>>215533117I loved it and watched it in the movie theater. What else am I supposed to do?
>>215533117The story actually didn’t have much weight to it. And the other anon was right, Eric Northman looked like a roid faggot.
>>215533117because he looked like a dork for the rest of the 90% of the movie.
>>215534966those are just tiki torches dude, lame
>>215533117It's a mid budget movie with low budget/indie sensibilities. In short, it felt a bit at war with itself and who it's audience was. Nicole Kidman and Anya Taylor-Joy's cosmetic surgery faces were really distracting in this movie too. I enjoyed it for what it has.
Any other viking or slave movies or even books or whatever about killing people and bagging hot girls?
>>215534943the point isn't that vikings never did anything that could be called "adventuring" it's that generally calling vikings "bros on adventure" is retarded.
Conan the Barbarian but directed by Tavkovsky without TavkovskyJust boring
>>215533521My guy Christianity was birthed from Judaism.
>>215535137>it's that generally calling vikings "bros on adventure" is retarded.I don't that's an unfair generalization of most vikings. Most times when they show up in sagas and especially mythological poetry, being a viking or joining up with vikings is portrayed as a completely spontaneous thing. The hero doesn't go through some process where he is inducted into a military order. He just gets some dudes together and they go do their shit.>Reginsmal>King Hjalprek gave Sigurth a fleet for the avenging of his father....In Helreith Brynhildr, Brynhildr describes her stint as a viking like this>3. "Chide me not, woman | from rocky walls,>Though to battle once | I was wont to go;>Better than thou | I shall seem to be,>When men us two | shall truly know."she literally just wanted to fight and kill people, so she joined up with some vikings.
>>215533117its great that there were no niggers in it but that doesnt automatically make a movie good. its boring as shit and had weird feminist leanings
>>215534857Life support isn't life.Death to middle eastern jewish cults.
too brown and miserable, the past had colour
Were the action sequences in this film intentionally shot to be boring, or was it because the actors couldn't perform dangerous stunts?
white people were disgusting manly savages before christianitythank god they were s*ssified so that my fellow non-whites arent genocided to death
>>215535427we were talking history not mythology. a landed aristocrat "getting some dudes together" is not "bros on adventure". it's the rough analog of a saxon lord mustering his fyrd. you are projecting your own personal fantasy into the past.
>>215535251My guy, the Jews persecuted Jesus. A lot of Jews today hate Christianity
Vinland saga was better
>>215535597which stage of cope are you at, jew worshipper? hopefully your jewish rabbi will come down from his jewish god's heaven to bring salvation to the chosen jews in israel... just 2 more millenia...
smear campaign
>>215533117Movie becomes really boring after the village raid.
>>215535584>we were talking history not mythology.the two are the same thing, retard-kun. Especially in the context of Norse Mythology where you frequently have heroes based on real people interacting with magical entities and gods.> it's the rough analog of a saxon lord mustering his fyrd.you're trying to make the structure of viking groups into the feudal obligations, which is sort of appropriate in some contexts, like Egilssaga, but totally clashes with most depictions of vikings in their own sources.
>>215535631Pagan LARPing is just Wicca for autistic men.
>>215534220KEK
>>215535668>saga doesn't detail how things happened>therefore those details didn't happenkys, tonight.
>>215535686t. Strong and proud supporter of the Greek Orthodoxy (he is an Italian man living in Idaho and has never been to church)
>>215535686You larp as a jew, I worship gods way more powerful than your gay mummy
>>215533320Kill yourself
Saga?This movie is more like Sage
>>215535725wtf there are italians in idaho now? the situation is worse than i thought.
>>215535713>>therefore those details didn't happen>these details must exist in this poem, and the reason that they definitely exist is because they aren't mentioned in the poemhuh
>>215535560here’s another Empire built by le ebil Christians (Germans also used to be a tribe of pagans)
>>215535758i'm sure that was a lot more incisive in your head
>>215533117They do this every fucking scene >hey there are people- >wait what do you think about my hat? >w-what hat? >yeah my hat, you thi- >wait >what? >I am here because there are men with guns and they- >I am just saying my hat is really sweet >I don- >I really like my hat, you like my hat right? >w- >yeah, anyway what's up? Something about men with guns after you? >yeah tha- >men with guns, hmm, I wonder if they have hats too, I like my hat Every fucking scene
>>215535668Egil's saga was YOUR example, retard
>>215533682Christianity only works as a countercultural religion. What you love is earthly power, which is antithetical to the gospel.
>>215534613okay kike
>>215535767>posts picture of a jewish empire literally run by jewish family in austria
>>215535767interesting borders>borders four(4) different seas>still has shit sea accesswhat did germs, chinks, and russians do to piss of the sea god so much?
>>215535784It was a genuine question.How do you figure that a source like Hervararssaga ok Heithreks describing joining up with vikings in a super casual way as NOT counting as evidence against you making viking warbands out to be analogous to the feudal obligations?
>>215535807kek nice fake quote kike
>>215535733Pagan LARPing = Wicca for autistic men.
Skyrim: The Movie
>>215535852How come jewsus is dead tho if zeus isn't stronger than him
>>215535803An example of vikings doing cool shit. I wasn't aware at that time that anon's (your?) actual contention was with my characterization of vikings as being at-will raiders rather than a rigid military order.
>>215533322If only the Abrahamic religions weren't monotheistic we'd have cool stories about Jesus hanging with Thor and Odin, going fishing and slaying giants together by now.
>>215535924>implying that weak jew cuck would fight side by side with achilles to kill the romanswhat did he do irl? literally get their temple destroyed and all of them enslaved... some "god"
>>215535893>How come jewsus is dead tho if zeus isn't stronger than himDunno, is Thor stronger than Ironman? Holy shit you're a fag, lol.
>>215536164Canonically yes
Are these religious bullshits psyops to distract from the mediocrity of this movie?
>>215533682Whitey was influential *in spite* of Christianity. Do you really think it's religion that grants you a brain capable of developing architecture, seacraft, railways and locomotives, street lamps, telephones, cameras, internal combustion engines, and computers?
>>215533117It was boring
>>215535924Jesus was portrayed in the image of Odin in Denmark for hundreds of years after the country had already converted to Christianity.
>>215536188Don't care. You're a faggot.
It was a much worse and infinitely more soulless version of Conan the Barbarian. Just watch that instead.
I prefer the originalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODM6xqliW28
>>215536517Was Conan the son of the sorcerer? Why did he call him son?
>>215535767That's yet another empire built by Europeans, christkikery had very little to do with it.Again, you think your sand charlatan had a hand in creating what the Greeks and the Romans had built the foundation for and of, almost two millennia prior.My mistake for trying to reason with a blind zealot. Now go pay taxes to make Israhell great or something.
>>215533117The movie completely misunderstands Germanic blood feuds. Which is not surprising, because the mindset of Germanics is so foreign to the mongrelized Christcucks today, but it's still important to call it out, otherwise their false, moralized portrayal of my people's ancient customs is it's only portrayal. Germans had an autistic obligation to avenge their dead family members. Even if your brother was an idiot, who provoked other people in a manner you find unacceptable, you would still back him up during a fight or avenge his death, if he was slain. This attitude didn't require hate or rage to function. It was so natural, obvious and common sense to the people. A German would calmly walk up to someone's house, ask for the Wehrgeld he was owed as the injured party and then lodge his axe into his skull, if he refused. He would shrug his shoulders, if you asked him in an offended manner "b-but you just killed someone!". However he would find it completely unacceptable, if you suggested to him why he didn't take the safer option to do his deed during the night and slay the victim in his sleep and look at you like you were insane.This was the attitude of Germanics, before Christianity. Keep in mind they managed to agree to a system of Wehrgeld (basically a fine or blood money) without any centralized state authority. They introduced order into a free world through strength. This movie doesn't accurately display this attitude. Actual Germanic Pagans would think it's kinda silly to hype yourself up with hate and rage to avenge your brother. However oaths like "not shaving your beard or not smiling" were absolutely valid. Also women would never dare to stop their male relatives from taking revenge. Women would pride themselves to instill shame into their sons, brothers, husbands and fathers to take revenge against the people, who still owed them.
