>it's scary because...she's ugly!Seriously?
yes ugly people are always bad people
>>215533240>it's scaryno one says this though? It was just an enjoyable movie it wasn't supposed to be scary
Would, 100%When I'm done with her the only weapon she'll see is my dick
>>215533396This desu. If it wasn't for the shitty fringe, she'd be bangable.
>>215533240youre a seething tranny lmao
>>215533475Mad you look like her eh pal? kek
>>215533240>Most acclaimed horror film of the year is a anti-trans allegorySociety is healing
Why is soÿ horror trying to make old people scary ?>Hereditary>Midsomar >Barbarian>Smile>X>Weapons
>>215533666stop browsing /pol/ for a day or two
I know a LOT is handwaved in this story and that’s fair, but to imply that a disappearance like this wouldn’t be national news is hilarious. Something like this has NEVER happened, town would be flooded with media way longer than the month we see shit go down.
>>215533710Smile is fun and just people killing themselves, nothing to do with oldies specifically buddy. Especially the sequel with the hot bitch
>>215533732Why did the nigga from WKUK omit that then? Imagine if the witch was being interviewed by the media like stayvun
>>215533240>Start with awesome mystery premise akin to great movies like Hereditary>Proceeds to shit the bed in the second half, becoming a comedy and about a wickity witchwhat a stupid retarded movie, i have no idea why this is so highly rated.
>>215533732It wouldn't just be national news it would be world wide international news.Also the police and FBI not being able to locate the kids when there's numerous doorbell camera recordings of them running in the direction of the only remaining kid's house (whose parents are now half brain-dead and a weird creepy lady is living there), but a random dad can is fucking stupid
>>215533717>le polgo outside for a day a two
>>215533838>Hereditary>great movieLMAOWeapons should have been full comedy desu
it's 5pm, time to bust out the same threads I've been making on /tv/ for the past several months and see what shit stickscome on you little faggots, this isn't about content, this isn't about what i do for (you) it is what (you) do for meevery (you) i get makes another dribble of cum seep out my cock
>>215533935Yeah my biggest problem with it is you'd probably be able to figure out where the kids are with some basic investigation and forensics You would be able to trace shoe prints found at the scene of each house and use scent tracking dogs to find them pretty easilyStill a cool flick though.
>>215533935>It wouldn't just be national news it would be world wide international news.It'd definitely be a weird mystery type story but people from China to Brazil wouldn't be talking about it simultaneously. It's not worse or comparable 9/11 or the atom bomb
>>215533240She’s a witch. It’s not too hard to understand.
>>215533240Was she inspired by Didi from Rugrats?
>>215534005American school shootings get major coverage in every first world country. 17 kids going missing from a nice American town on the same night would absolutely get international attention
>>215533988It's the best horror movie of all time next to lake mungo you contrarian retard
This movie would have been far more enjoyable if:1. Single timeline, ditch the roshamon stuff2. Ash Williams played by Bruce Campbell was the main character, slowly bumbling into the sinister witch’s plot. >darker tone when dealing with the witch and her victims>ash getting drunk and stumbling into wrong house like the junky>ash getting chased around by principal>ash getting chased by a horde of kids but then turning around and actually fighting them, tons of 3-stooges eye and nut shots
>>215533710When you're 40 the scariest thing is old people because you'll soon be one of them and then dead.
>>215533396What if she snaps your dick like she does to the wands? What then huh tough guy.>>215533732Bro we still don't know anything about Le Trump Shooter. Kirk and Iryna lost traction in 1 week.Belgium had a huge and absurd case of child kidnapping, torture and rape, involving multiple politicians and police officers, and I'll bet you've never heard of it. Hell, most people don't hear about the shit going on in the UK. That's the point of the movie.>>215534005A lot of 3rd World Countries, specially LATAM, talk about the shit that goes down in the U.S., mostly to propagandize an anti-U.S. sentiment. I was shocked when some LatinXs tried to argue with me that their countries were safer than the U.S. (and more often than not, when proved wrong they'll start talking about school shootings).
>>215533240I don't understand this hair style.
>>215534388It's the female equivalent of the "fuck my shit up, senpai" hair cut
>>215533240Monsturm in fronte, monstrum in animo.
>>215534349I'm just afraid of becoming one of those sad old people who talk to service workers because that's all they have. I'm sure you've all seen those old men who babble to cashiers whose faces are paralyzed in a fake smile.
>>215533240The entire time I couldn't figure out that it was from HBOs Carnival that I knew her
>>215533710human beings are hardcoded to find weak, frail and wrinkly things ugly because they may be that way due to disease
>>215533710Old people are scary. Little kids are scary. mostly because it's a subversion, you expect them to be fragile and nice.And then I watch slasher movies to see teenagers die.
>>215533240she was mega hot back in the day
>>215534622You think my balls look ugly?!
>>215533286That's fucked up to say dude
I bet some really down bad dudes here would still have sex with her if she took their virginity. A virgin's orgasm is probably really strong for her energetic wise.
>>215534682Share your source for this claim please.
>>215533240no, you fucking moron, shes scary because shes ugly AND creepy as fuck, and also shes a fucking witch, why are you faggots so stupid?
>>215533666Based and checked
>>215533666It's an anti-feminism allegory. It is represented by witchcraft which tears families apart and reduces the amount of children.
>>215533710In what sense is midsommar about old people being scary?
SHE'S MY MOTHER'S SISTER'S GIRL
>>215533240She's scary because she's so flippantly evil.
>>215534866Keked and checked
>>215533240She reminded me of lady Gaga
>>215533666>A antiRead a fucking book you retarded, grammatically inept piece of shit.
>>215535350how ebmarassing you don't notice your own mistake
>>215534856I believe Anon is chalking up the leaders as old people when the actual old people are the couple who decide to quit living. It was traumatic watching their bloody death but not scary in that you felt they were going to harm you.
>>215533240If it was a guy, you wouldn't be making this thread
>>215533582You are literally the tranny in OP
>>215533717>being anti demonic freak weirdo is /pol/It's so comforting knowing there won't be trans anything in heaven
>>215534161So a boring retarded 2007 straight to DVD Walmart bin movieShut the fuck up
>>215534856The culr forced you to commit suicide at 72 or 74 years old because old people are ugly burdens or something
The whole time this character felt trans coded
I liked this. If it's so meh, then someone give me a REALLY GOOD horror movie to watch before Halloween. I'm talking REALLY REALLY GOOD.No Blair Witch Project, Rosemary's Baby, Ring, Witch, Conjuring.
>>215535872The Lighthouse.
>>215535872murder beach 80s
>>215535858You now realize that transcoded and demons are the same thing
>>215535877Absolute garbage, fuck yourself for this nonsense answer. That movie is a psychological drama period piece at best.
>>215535897>>215535858>>215535774>>215535751This suddenly makes sense. It presents as a woman but you call it a literal pronoun: Him
>>215534584I know of an old lady that wants a pet to keep her company but she's scared she'll die and it'll starve to death in her house without herAll their old people friends die or they forget about them and they're left with no one to talk to surrounded by technology they barely/don't understand, it fucking sucks.
>>215533240kathy griffin?
>>215536011>fucking suckslets go one thread without this sneed feed stuff
>>215536057What are you, some kind of city slicker?
>the children of the world rise up to beat an evil boomer to deathi was shouting KINO at the top of my lungs
>>215535897“Normalize”They mean indoctrinate. So creepy.
for what reason did she kill her own sister?
>>215536274Greed
>>215534622This is the moment of your life you find out all modern beauty standards are based off of the the pale sickly look of a person with consumption.https://asm.org/articles/2025/may/tuberculosis-and-fatal-beauty-romanticismGet tuberculosis pilled.
Overrated film of the yearDon't (You) me
>>215536570I thought modern beauty standards were based off lies told by gay men to straight women?
>>215536668I mean its Lord Byron you tell me.
