Can any lorefags answer this question as to whether or not Gandalf ever got some pussy? Like im wondering if he was a virgin his entire life. Im asking because i want to know if the reason he was such a powerful wizard because he stored his sexual energy.
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>>215533561tolkien explicitly answered this question in his letters to his son. Like all the Maiar, Gandalf does not have human genitalia. He does not have sexual urges, functions, or even go to the bathroom.
Tolkien belonged to an era where faggots were proscribed against so the questions like this never arose in literature and were considered grounds for corporal punishment.
>>215533561I don't think they care. They're literal cosmic gods. Though maybe being in human form they start "becoming" human just like how Gandalf loved his weed lolHave they even started filming the hunt for gollum yet. Vigo is like 67 or some shit now
>>215534478wow that pic. if someone was doing that in my gym id probably laugh directly in his face so he at least learns not to do that anymore
>>215533561He wasnt gandalf the blue balls.He was gandalf the grey.He fucked more women than hobbits ate meals in a day.How else would he have the ball size to fight the fucking balrog?It was a big swinging dick fight, and only one of them returned, and it was the king, baby.
Olorin, meaning 'Dreams', serves Eru-Illuvitar and is favored by Manwe and Nienna, 'The Blessed One' and 'Mercy' respectively.Gandalf admits to fearing The Enemy, and uses his gifts to help the free peoples of Middle Earth thwart evil with wisdom bravery hope and love.Gandalf is a priest. Priests are celibate.
I think he fucked hobbit women
>>215534935What is he doing?
>>215533561the 4000 years old virgin.
>>215534478pantyboy
>>215534478>mfw i used to do this in the gym too
>>215535125He's being a chud. Please don't put food or drink on the equipment.
>>215535552So close
