What do you do if you have to shit or piss while watching a kino at the theater? I don’t like missing parts of a film and it’s rude to ask someone else what happened.
>>215534481Honest answer-Here’s what you so:>Go to the theater 15 mins early.Dont take you jacket off. Just sit there in your seat.>Get up and peeVERY IMPORTANT PART!!!>Unbuckle your pants. Like, unbutton and unzip your fly or unfasten your belt. The feeling you have to Lee is because your pants are pressing up against your blatter. You’re welcome.
>>215534481>What do you do if you have to shit or piss while watching a kino at the theater?shit and piss before like a functional human beign who knows he shouldn´t bother people during the function, pal, if you know you are going to see a movie, you shit or piss before, what the fuck, are you retarded? cant you do a basic thing like shit on a reasonable time during the day and accordingly your schedule?
>>215534691>>215534745Are you guys trolling or actually retarded? You can’t control when you have to shit or piss, what happens when you go to the bathroom beforehand and can’t pee or poop? You just stay in the bathroom until you do or what?
>>215534481If I have to pee I just use my drink cup and if I have to poop I use the popcorn bucket.
You go during intermission… your films do have intermissions, right anon?
Look the projectionist in the eye, shake his hand, and ask him to pause the film for you
I once ate an giant pesto garlic pasta dish right before the movie and had to get up about 10 times to go explode the bathroom. I was in my chair sweating holding in farts the entire time . It fucking sucked
>>215534481not yet.
>>215534817no you can't control it, but you should have an understanding of your body's natural rhythms and can work around that. like don't drink a fucking litre of soda a half hour before you go to the movies, or don't eat something beforehand that you know is gonna make you shit. worse case scenario, just fucking hold it in. rarely does the need to piss or shit come on so rapidly and intensely that I don't have some time to spare. I can usually anticipate that I'll have to go to the bathroom within an hour or two. if I can feel that coming on before the movie, go and empty the tank early. if I don't, I'm probably gonna be good for the duration of the movie. of all the times I've gone to see movies, I think maybe once or twice total I've *had* to get up and go to the bathroom. it's not that big of a deal.
>>215535126Why don't you tell him to go shit for you while you're at it?
>>215535128Barely relevant but I was working on an indie film once and they fed us Italian food at "lunch" (it was an overnight shoot). The portions were massive and for some reason I got it in my head to eat it all in one sitting. I had to sneak into the hidden extra bathroom behind the set and vomit my guts out. Luckily these shoots have hour-long lunch breaks so I had plenty of time to recover. Other than that, the shoot went quite nicely
>>215534481That's why you buy the big gulp giant size soft drink. You drink it for a while to wash down the popcorn and dump it out on the floor to piss or shit in during the movie.
Is this why foids don't bother paying attention to kino? Because they are just so used to missing so much because they need to piss every 15 minutes?
>>215534817>You can’t control when you have to shit or pissI can
>>215535298I would time my ex and every single time at the 15:00 minute mark she would pull out the phone and lose interest. Had 15 min of attention span
>>215535422glad she's your ex anon. what a tard
