>>215536044
A movie called "Anonymous Alcoholics"

4 male protags are shown in their various lives, each from a different board and economic class/lifestyle. Movie takes place over 1-1.5 days. At first each glance each character seems like a normal person in his own way but as the day progresses their degeneracy comes into sharp focus.
Intros:
/tv/ guy is shown in a clean apartment having a beer while watching a movie. Camera pans to collection of liquor bottles in kitchen and clock reading 4:00am.
/fit/ guy is shown finishing a set at the gym, sunrise just peeking up through the bay windows in the background. Next he's shown walking to his car post-shower holding a protein shake. Once in the driver's seat he adds copious Bacardi to it.
/r9k/ guy seems like a normal 19/20yo guy living with normal parents. They're having breakfast in a nice house. He returns to his trashed room that looks like the image of the steel reserve guy passed out at his computer. He cracks a beer as he sits down to his desk.
/biz/ guy, well dressed is doing morning team building exercises in a bright open concept office. He is clearly not having fun. When it's over he returns to his desk and takes a long pull from a flask.
They all eventually meet each other throughout the day and crazy night.

>>215536044
Donald Trump hosts Rat Race 2.0 where starving working Americans compete against each other for a six figure job at the Whitehouse

>>215536044
OP is discovered by his mother dead from autoerotic asphyxiation.

Write a story about a guy named Doug who spends his entire high school life pining over this girl named Jennifer Stevens and he finally gets the courage to ask her out at the bonfire senior year and she just shits all over him in front of everybody and everyone is laughing and Doug just wants to die. Then Doug can't get a ride home so he has to wait for his mom who's at her pyramid scheme thing and Jennifer apologizes to him and Doug is so happy that he cries a little bit. Then Jennifer says she's cold and asks him for a jacket and he puts his around her but she throws it in the fire and everybody is just laughing hysterically. But then make it so it was all a bad dream and they get married and have kids together.

Jessica Biel anal gape frenzy 5

>>215536317
I'll punch it up.
Hardcore anal acrobatics with black women only. Growing roses, training through intestinal rings, wearing huge butt plugs in public settings, etc.
We'll call it Planet of the Gapes.

5 random people in new York sing I only have eyes for you in a smoke shop lighting up a blizzard ridden NYC.

>>215536044
an imageboard becomes sentient, and plots the destruction of the entire world.

>>215536044
rapist with erectile dysfunction

Louvre Heist starring Pajeets

>>215538312
it'll just turn out as an ad for viagra

>>215536044
The Faggot Dickipede
>a homophobic guy gets into a horrible car crash near the house of a mad scientist
>when he wakes up, he finds he's been stitched dick-to-ass with a bunch of sexy gay twinks
>has to overcome his hatred of the gays in order to escape

>>215538312
You can always and jam it in soft

>>215536044
It's about someone who wants to scream but he has no mouth

It's 4AM and some loser is posting his stupid movie idea on an anonymous Taiwanese puppet show message board.