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>Female version of American Psycho, when there was literally already a female version sequel to American psycho in 2002
>https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0283877/
Why
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>let's see Paulina's tampons
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There's also Gone Girl
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>>215536391
Demiralization slop
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>I have to return some handbags.
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>>215536433
Now do a gender swapped Gone Girl
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>>215536391
>Luca Guadagnino
Has never made a good movie.
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again, hollywood is full of retards and choose the abjectly worst IPs to gender swap.
We need a genderswapped Master and Commander next.
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i wonder how many queef jokes there will be
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>>215536391
Mila or Margot?
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>>215536461
>man goes psycho just to rekindle the excitement of an early relationship
Impossible really, this shit only works on women
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>>215536391
Evil cannot create, it can only corrupt and destroy
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So instead of a man acting like a woman it'll be a woman acting like a woman. What a world, what a world.
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>>215536391
wait I thought this was a joke
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>>215536391
>Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
>Joker 2
>Ghostbusters
>Sopranos Movie
>Indiana Jones
>Bladerunner 2099
>American Psycho
>Mad Max
>Predator
>Terminator
Is there any legitimate explanation for why Hollywood churns out blatant feminist propaganda slop that destroys their most successful franchises other then that they white people?
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>>215536609
>male psychopathy: Alienisation of the individual under late stage capitalism with the coercive need to conform to the cultural zeitgeist of society resulting in mental anguish
>female psychopathy: I'm forced to be a boring housewife >:(
I think you might be right there
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>>215536391
Bateman is already a woman, that's why it's funny

If you gender swap it you ruin the joke
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>>215536391
why not let the 3rd American Psycho be a Trans Person? Like Hunter Shaefer?
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This makes no sense. I thought women didn't want to be seen as slutty narcissistic psychopaths (even though most are)
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>>215536391
should have been samara
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>>215536391
All it'll take is 1 early screening guy saying it's cringe and Margot isn't hot in it for most dudes to drop it until digital release. Seriously this has, and I don't say this lightly, infinite potential of being catastrophically aids inducing.
>make it contemporary "uhhh tiktok, instagram, chuds, uber, netflix..."
>make it feminist drivel "uhhh male gaze, uhhh corpo culture"
>make it a 1 to 1 copy but woman
All of these, absolute aids.
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>>215536391
>a movie about a woman living a vapid, pampered, and ultimately unimportant existence
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>>215538175
I can already tell this will be YASSS QUEEN SLAAAAYYY bullshit where it’s just filled with middle aged women in blazers doing HR or sales work and looking smugly at the camera and each other and letting everyone know they’re rich or whatever. Takes me back to when people thought New York and being a journalist were once hip with shit like The Devil Wears Prada
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>dont just look at it chuck, eat it
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>>215538293
>dont just look at it chuck, sneed it
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>>215536391
It'll obviously be some quasi-heroic empowerment thing where she kills people that deserve it. Naturally she'll kill some influencer competitors because social media makes psychos of us
What will bother me about the inevitable ruthless girlboss stuff will be the amount of people who will eat it it up even though it's incredibly cliche at this point
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>>215537103
this shit won't make female bateman a slutty narcissistic psychopath, probably gonna make her into another barbie complaining about injustice driven insane by muh soggy knees and have all the killings be "cathardic"
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>>215536391
There gonna try and make Patricia Bateman into a sympathetic killer who targets sexist wall street men riding the subway, aren't they?
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>>215536682
All the current writers/producers/directors are degenerate nepobabies that were handed the reins of an empire and wield them with all the grace and tact and regard for the future of a day laborer attempting impromptu brain surgery with a brick.
Also they hate White people.
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>>215536391
Fake and gay. Robbie did an American Psycho skit doing Bateman’s “routine.” Whole gag is how when a woman does it it’s normal shit women do
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RWc8V-iKJ7s
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>>215536391
bitches don't know tricks and murder
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>>215536391
I honestly can't imagine hollywood depicting an evil woman as anything but aspirational.
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>>215536391
I thought they announced Austin Butler was starring in Guadagnino's American Psycho
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>>215536391
>woman being extremely vain, selfish and insane
Should just name it American Woman.
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She's too old. Patrick Bateman was 27 years old.
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>>215536682
Joker 2 was made by the same guy, he was already notorious for making excellent first films and then unbelievably bad sequels.
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>>215536682
Simp culture
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Why is Margot Robie on shit like this? She's too old. Even fucking Barbie is supposed to be like 19
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>>215536391
>movie with male lead making fun of men
>movie with female lead making fun of men
they're gonna gender swap one part but not the other of course
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>>215536391
So, just Woman?
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They should just name it American Woman
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>>215536682
Because there are Marxists that are legitimately looking to topple the west because in the communist society they are trying to create, they believe they’ll be the elite inner circle of coordinators and rulers.
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>>215536483
>Has never made a good movie.
Cope. I even put off watching Queer for months since I thought it was gonna be some fag shit; but I was blown away by how kino it was. That scene where Daniel Craig is walking the streets of 1950s Mexico at night and then suddenly 'Come as You Are' by Nirvana fades-in on the soundtrack literally sent chills down my spine. Luca is a true filmmaker.
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>>215538126
No, at least Margot isn't a nepobaby. She had to get naked for Scorsese to earn her cred.
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>>215536391
They're retarded anon, they aren't actually aware of anything - they're just doing it for their overlords, for the Message
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>>215536391
Should have made Arabian Psycho in Dubai. That would be actually interesting.
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>>215536527
Mila is actually hotter.
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>>215536461
Elliot Page. He's gone boy.
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>>215536790
I would play an American Psycho pixel art point and click adventure game.
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>>215536682
Yes, there is. Many of the people who worked in Hollywood over the years had kids who then made connections and went through school, university and similar. They are the ones making all of this, so what you are seeing is the effects of Nepotism and "creatives" who shoehorn their ideologies into the works they are "allowed" to make. Its also the fact that they are not allowed to make their own stories that fuel them "rewriting" the old.
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>>215536391
>completely self-absorbed, focused entirely on vapid, surface level aesthetics, has no genuine opinions other than whatever seems most popular, no ability to sincerely see anyone else's needs
>Female

This is redundant. American Psycho was already "what if a man had the mind of a woman"
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>>215536391
The true American Psycho but female is Sex and the City. Obsessed with status, sex and appearances coupled with a tenuous grasp on reality.
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>>215536391
Should be American Psycha
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>>215536391
Is she going to peg a guy in that one famous scene from the original?
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>>215538126
She already has her own psycho movies
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>>215538842
Nah, Luca despises women.
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This seems retarded. I'm out.
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I love how pretty much everyone anticipated (most likely, correctly) that this will be girlboss shit.

this is how bad films have gotten.
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>>215536682
Because it's the most obvious sort of brainwashing propaganda that effortlessly works on women, and its tailor made to drive women away from men. Depopulation is the point.
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>The Chad you're dating can always be wealthier, dress better.
>>215536429
>>215536459
Top kek.
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**INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – PIERCE & PIERCE – DAY**

Floor-to-ceiling windows, Midtown glaring like a jealous ex. Four women in tailored suits, lethal, Louboutin stilettos sharp enough to file taxes.

**PATRICIA BATEMAN** flicks open a Hermès compact, checks her reflection, snaps it shut like a guillotine.

**PATRICIA**
Cards. Now.

She slides hers across the glass table.

**CLOSE-UP: CARD**
Bone stock. Silian Rail. Raised lettering so subtle it could ghost you on Hinge.

**VANESSA** (nails by Fenty) produces hers with a flourish.

**CLOSE-UP: CARD**
Matte obsidian. Gold foil. A tiny watermark: silhouette of a Mandingo in a three-piece suit.

**PATRICIA**
(voice drops an octave)
Obsidian. *Gold foil*.

**BRYCE** (real name Brycelyn, box braids in a low bun) slaps hers down like it’s rent day.

**CLOSE-UP: CARD**
Glossy midnight. Holographic shift—depending on the light, the watermark is either a black king chess piece or a very specific anatomy.

**PATRICIA**
(whispers)
It… *shifts*.

**EVELYN** (biracial, resting smug face) lays hers with the reverence of a sommelier uncorking 1945 Mouton.

**CLOSE-UP: CARD**
Charcoal vellum. Blind-embossed. Watermark: a single rose held between teeth. Teeth that are definitely not hers.

**VANESSA**
(breathless)
The *rose*.

**BRYCE**
(leaning in, pupils dilated)
Tell me that’s custom.

**EVELYN**
(serene)
Hand-delivered. From *him*.

Patricia’s smile is a paper cut.

**PATRICIA**
(soft, venomous)
Mine’s just bone. But bone remembers.

She stands. The room tilts toward her like gravity took a knee.

**PATRICIA**
(over her shoulder)
Ladies… your taste is *impeccable*.

She exits. The door sighs shut.

**CLOSE-UP: TABLE**
Four cards. One lipstick print—smack on the Mandingo watermark.

**FADE OUT.**
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If they’re going to do this, they should film the hardcore bits from the book. Have Margot do the thing with the prostitute, the rat, and the length of rubber tubing. Have her disembowel a gay man’s dog then watch it drag its guts around. Have her explode a woman’s tits with a car battery and electrodes.



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